QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jul 29 2013, 05:34 PM) 
I'll edit my posts.
Nononononononononononononno!!!
Don't you dare! That's gold right there that is, as McB would say!
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I'll edit my posts.
Nononononononononononononno!!!
Don't you dare! That's gold right there that is, as McB would say!
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jul 29 2013, 08:34 PM)
I'll edit my posts.
Don't you DARE
EDIT:
PUT THOSE POSTS BACK NOW! XD
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jul 29 2013, 08:34 PM)
I'll edit my posts.
Noooo!! I would have
before, but I was trying to breathe.
I thought y'all were offended!
QUOTE(Grits @ Jul 29 2013, 05:36 PM)
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jul 29 2013, 08:34 PM)
I'll edit my posts.
Noooo!! I would have
before, but I was trying to breathe.Seriously! I don't think I've laughed this hard in a while!
Heh-heh-heh Hey Butthead, I said 'hard'!
Huh-huh-huh!
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jul 29 2013, 05:37 PM)
I thought y'all were offended!
I reserve 'horrified Batman' for the best of the worst, Mrs. Hollow. Take it as my highest compliments.
The only other time I used it, was when mALX posted that giant woman representing King Henry the VIII.
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jul 29 2013, 08:37 PM)
I thought y'all were offended!
NOOOOO!
I can't breathe from laughing so hard
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jul 29 2013, 08:37 PM)
I thought y'all were offended!
You can't possibly offend, Liz. Don't make me pull out giant letters to tell you how loved you are here and how much we enjoy you and Kobby!
(and you know I can do it, lol).
Maaaaan, I didn't even get to use the final pun, either, lol. That's what I get for finishing too soon.
Ah, well.
-rolls over and goes to sleep-
Ah, well.
-rolls over and goes to sleep-
I dunno. I keep seeing Kiln and Acadian in the threads we're frequenting.
I don't know if they're laughing, or making with the Ban-Hammers.
Or both.
Do you hear me you two?! STOP MESSING WITH MY MIND!!
I don't know if they're laughing, or making with the Ban-Hammers.
Or both.
Do you hear me you two?! STOP MESSING WITH MY MIND!!
I know, I'm paranoid! No more jokes for me, lol
When I got to the first Horrified Batman I had to hold on to the table I was laughing so hard.
QUOTE(Grits @ Jul 29 2013, 09:00 PM)
When I got to the first Horrified Batman I had to hold on to the table I was laughing so hard.
It scared me!
So here is my thought for today:
Budweiser’s new shaped cans are a rip! The net weight is now 11.3 oz instead of 12 oz, and for the same price. My husband has gone into a massive search for stores selling the old cans, wanting his .7 oz back.
He hadn’t noticed the discrepancy until he showed me the new can shape, and I (when will I learn to keep my mouth shut?) mentioned “I’ll bet you’re getting less beer now.”
It is on, Anhauser-Busch! The beer is now costing a fortune in gasoline as he scours all the nearby towns for the old-shaped cans.
And here I thought he had suddenly taken to crushing the cans in the middle like some kind of he-man! Argh.
*
QUOTE(Grits @ Jul 29 2013, 06:00 PM)
When I got to the first Horrified Batman I had to hold on to the table I was laughing so hard.
First time I saw it....oh, man. I think I passed out from laughing so hard.
Thusly, it can only be used for things that made me laugh as hard, where apropos.
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Jul 30 2013, 12:56 AM)
I dunno. I keep seeing Kiln and Acadian in the threads we're frequenting.
I don't know if they're laughing, or making with the Ban-Hammers.
Or both.
Do you hear me you two?! STOP MESSING WITH MY MIND!!
Now where is the fun in that?
Abusive mods are abusive 
How could you do that to us Kiln?! We're supposed to be able to TRUST you!!!
I've lost faith in my mods
How could you do that to us Kiln?! We're supposed to be able to TRUST you!!!
I've lost faith in my mods
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jul 29 2013, 06:14 PM)
Abusive mods are abusive.
No...you haven't met abusive. Many of us are here because of abusive mods. From...'other' sites.
QUOTE
How could you do that to us Kiln?! We're supposed to be able to TRUST you!!!
Hahhaha! Oh...sorry.
QUOTE
I've lost faith in my mods
Form the forge of the Kiln, shall it be re-forged anew!
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jul 30 2013, 01:14 AM)
Abusive mods are abusive
How could you do that to us Kiln?! We're supposed to be able to TRUST you!!!
I've lost faith in my mods
Yes I know, I'm terrible. Fear my wrath and all that.
-shrinks down-
I'm not in trouble, am I?
I'm not in trouble, am I?
LMAO!
We're largely self-regulating here, I think we all know what the limits are and rarely go beyond them. Not to say that we don't all have a bad day or eight months like I did back in '08 and ragequit/leave/et cetera.
Now on with testing our limits and stretching the limits of good taste!!
We're largely self-regulating here, I think we all know what the limits are and rarely go beyond them. Not to say that we don't all have a bad day or eight months like I did back in '08 and ragequit/leave/et cetera.
Now on with testing our limits and stretching the limits of good taste!!
QUOTE(Kiln @ Jul 29 2013, 09:19 PM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jul 30 2013, 01:14 AM)
Abusive mods are abusive
How could you do that to us Kiln?! We're supposed to be able to TRUST you!!!
I've lost faith in my mods
Yes I know, I'm terrible. Fear my wrath and all that.
I want an apology
If only I became a mod. I promise I would be good.
If your promise to never wear that loincloth, I promise to put in a good word for you.
If you promise to wear that loincloth, I'll do whatever you want.
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Jul 30 2013, 02:31 AM)
If your promise to never wear that loincloth, I promise to put in a good word for you.
I only wear those at home, or at the beach. Or when I'm working partime . . .
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jul 30 2013, 02:35 AM)
If you promise to wear that loincloth, I'll do whatever you want.
I promise.
That loincloth is an abomination!
QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Jul 29 2013, 08:38 PM)
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jul 30 2013, 02:35 AM)
If you promise to wear that loincloth, I'll do whatever you want.
I promise.
QUOTE(Kiln @ Jul 29 2013, 06:40 PM)
That loincloth is an abomination!
Here we go again!
*Grabs Popcorn*
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Jul 29 2013, 09:42 PM)
QUOTE(Kiln @ Jul 29 2013, 06:40 PM)
That loincloth is an abomination!
Here we go again!
*Grabs Popcorn*
I'm right with ya
QUOTE(Kiln @ Jul 30 2013, 02:40 AM)
That loincloth is an abomination!
Do you want to die?
QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Jul 29 2013, 08:45 PM)
QUOTE(Kiln @ Jul 30 2013, 02:40 AM)
That loincloth is an abomination!
Do you want to die?
I'll hold him down, you can get the bat with rusty nails!
If I had a nickel for every time I have been threatened with a bat with rusty nails, I'd now have exactly one nickel.
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jul 29 2013, 09:21 PM)
-shrinks down-
I'm not in trouble, am I?
No, you are not in trouble.
*mALX pulls shrinking Liz back up*
AUGH!
mALX!
There's a video that reminds me of you!
Go look up "Kountry Gentlemen" by Family Force 5 !!!!
I'd link it, but YouTube isn't working for me :[
mALX!
There's a video that reminds me of you!
Go look up "Kountry Gentlemen" by Family Force 5 !!!!
I'd link it, but YouTube isn't working for me :[
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jul 30 2013, 02:48 AM)
QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Jul 29 2013, 08:45 PM)
QUOTE(Kiln @ Jul 30 2013, 02:40 AM)
That loincloth is an abomination!
Do you want to die?
I'll hold him down, you can get the bat with rusty nails!
And the loincloth too!
Strike if you will, but know this: Kiln is my ally. And a powerful one at that:
Pic too big for image tags.
"When we entered his realm, that of the kiln, immediately our senses were assaulted by the smell of sulfur, charcoal, and steel. His terrible gaze was that of a pure, blinding white light as such that his face was lit with its power with tones of red from the embers of his forge.
His hammer made the final mighty blow upon his molten work and with tongs and an arm the thickness of an Oxen neck, shimmering with sweat, and as defined and grooved as the mountain ranges we crossed to come here, he placed it into a bucket of water, the hissing like a pit of a hundred vipers.
I knew now that we stood before the God of the Forge."
Pic too big for image tags.
"When we entered his realm, that of the kiln, immediately our senses were assaulted by the smell of sulfur, charcoal, and steel. His terrible gaze was that of a pure, blinding white light as such that his face was lit with its power with tones of red from the embers of his forge.
His hammer made the final mighty blow upon his molten work and with tongs and an arm the thickness of an Oxen neck, shimmering with sweat, and as defined and grooved as the mountain ranges we crossed to come here, he placed it into a bucket of water, the hissing like a pit of a hundred vipers.
I knew now that we stood before the God of the Forge."
QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Jul 29 2013, 08:59 PM)
And the loincloth too!
I am a fan of the loincloth.
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jul 29 2013, 09:55 PM)
AUGH!
mALX!
There's a video that reminds me of you!
Go look up "Kountry Gentlemen" by Family Force 5 !!!!
I'd link it, but YouTube isn't working for me :[
Wait, am I one of the gentlemen or the hot blonde? ROFL !!!
*mALX waits for answer with picture of dogman in hand to post if answer not correct*
Ooh, a sign!!!
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jul 29 2013, 10:17 PM)
*mALX is not distracted. Looks at monitor and raises one eybrow while laying picture of dogman on scanner*
Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Your beauty is incomparable to the blonde in the video!
Your beauty is incomparable to the blonde in the video!
I wanna see the dogman
Link it, so Liz doesn't have to see it
Link it, so Liz doesn't have to see it
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jul 29 2013, 10:33 PM)
Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Your beauty is incomparable to the blonde in the video!
*mALX puts image back in Liz's dossier, turns off scanner*
"Ah, thank you!"
On a random note, I have only just surpassed 2,500 posts in the entire time that I've been here.
That is all.
That is all.
But....haven't you been here for like 8 years?!?!
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jul 30 2013, 03:03 AM)
But....haven't you been here for like 8 years?!?!
That is correct.
How do you have only 2,508 posts then?!?!
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jul 29 2013, 10:06 PM)
How do you have only 2,508 posts then?!?!
He has a life XD
A...life? What's that? 
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