QUOTE(tegeus-Cromis @ Sep 16 2015, 01:30 PM)

(I can't help but read the headlines in the corner shop for my daily dose of cosmic horror)
Heh, shouldn't that be
comic horror?

Most headlines tend to fall somewhere between the two

QUOTE(tegeus-Cromis @ Sep 16 2015, 01:30 PM)

The Daily Mail (I assure you I'm not a reader, I can't help but read the headlines in the corner shop for my daily dose of cosmic horror) has it that we are facing the coldest winter for 50 years in the UK. However, they say that every year at the autumnal equinox, like clockwork. The funny thing is that logically, even with global warming to contend with (well, they're mostly in denial about that) they are bound to be right in the end, as long as they don't forget to keep churning the story out annually. Classic stopped clock syndrome...
Which is rather appropriate really, since anyone who actually wanted news wouldn't be reading the
Daily Mail 
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 16 2015, 03:28 PM)

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Sep 15 2015, 09:54 AM)

Next week they'll probably announce a mass of cloud following four men on horseback

That is always in the forecast,

Ha! I'd actually find it comforting to hear that in a weather forecast, now that I think of it.
It'd guarantee that it wouldn't happen anytime soon!