*
Hey Liz, what the heck is going on over there at the Lone Star college? Holy Crap!
*Maxical yanks one hair from Mustard's moustache while he is fighting off Westley and Kayla, runs like a banshee laughing*
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Westley blinked "What the hell just happened?" He then resumes beating up mustard
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 9 2013, 07:04 PM) 
Westley blinked "What the hell just happened?" He then resumes beating up mustard
*Assume fisticuffs stance*
"Have at ye, cur! I'll knock you for six!"
QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 9 2013, 12:57 PM)
*
Hey Liz, what the heck is going on over there at the Lone Star college? Holy Crap!
*Maxical yanks one hair from Mustard's moustache while he is fighting off Westley and Kayla, runs like a banshee laughing*
It looks like people got stabbed. This will be one of the days I will be glad that my sister decided college wasn't for her, because that's where she would have gone.
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Apr 9 2013, 10:05 AM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 9 2013, 07:04 PM)
Westley blinked "What the hell just happened?" He then resumes beating up mustard
*Assume fisticuffs stance*
"Have at ye, cur! I'll knock you for six!"
Westley knocks colonel to the ground and steps back "Proceed." He grins
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 9 2013, 07:06 PM)
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Apr 9 2013, 10:05 AM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 9 2013, 07:04 PM)
Westley blinked "What the hell just happened?" He then resumes beating up mustard
*Assume fisticuffs stance*
"Have at ye, cur! I'll knock you for six!"
Westley knocks colonel to the ground and steps back "Proceed." He grins
*Kicks Westley in the crotch from the ground*
Seriously, what the [censored] is going on here!? 
Please, McB, come talk some sense!
Please, McB, come talk some sense!
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Apr 9 2013, 10:07 AM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 9 2013, 07:06 PM)
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Apr 9 2013, 10:05 AM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 9 2013, 07:04 PM)
Westley blinked "What the hell just happened?" He then resumes beating up mustard
*Assume fisticuffs stance*
"Have at ye, cur! I'll knock you for six!"
Westley knocks colonel to the ground and steps back "Proceed." He grins
*Kicks Westley in the crotch from the ground*
Westley grins "I have a steel protection plate!" He then proceeds to kick colonel in the ribs
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 9 2013, 07:07 PM)
Seriously, what the [censored] is going on here!?
Please, McB, come talk some sense!
Please, McB, come talk some sense!
Dude, calling on McBadgere to talk sense into a situation is like calling on a volcano to put out a forest fire.
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 9 2013, 07:07 PM)
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Apr 9 2013, 10:07 AM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 9 2013, 07:06 PM)
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Apr 9 2013, 10:05 AM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 9 2013, 07:04 PM)
Westley blinked "What the hell just happened?" He then resumes beating up mustard
*Assume fisticuffs stance*
"Have at ye, cur! I'll knock you for six!"
Westley knocks colonel to the ground and steps back "Proceed." He grins
*Kicks Westley in the crotch from the ground*
Westley grins "I have a steel protection plate!" He then proceeds to kick colonel in the ribs
Thenn lucky for me I HAVE TOES MADE OF ACID DON'T ASK HOW THAT WOOOORKS!!
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Apr 9 2013, 08:08 PM)
Dude, calling on McBadgere to talk sense into a situation is like calling on a volcano to put out a forest fire.
Noo, it canīt be that bad, can it?
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 9 2013, 02:05 PM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 9 2013, 12:57 PM)
*
Hey Liz, what the heck is going on over there at the Lone Star college? Holy Crap!
*Maxical yanks one hair from Mustard's moustache while he is fighting off Westley and Kayla, runs like a banshee laughing*
It looks like people got stabbed. This will be one of the days I will be glad that my sister decided college wasn't for her, because that's where she would have gone.
I knew they just had a shooting there a few months back - let's hear it for dropping out of college if your sister would have been there, that campus security and screening must not be all that great.
*Maxical sticks chewing gum into the barrel of Mustard's gun*
QUOTE
Thenn lucky for me I HAVE TOES MADE OF ACID DON'T ASK HOW THAT WOOOORKS!!
"I have an enchantment on the protection plate. It's indestructible" Westley kicks colonel again
QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 9 2013, 07:10 PM)
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 9 2013, 02:05 PM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 9 2013, 12:57 PM)
*
Hey Liz, what the heck is going on over there at the Lone Star college? Holy Crap!
*Maxical yanks one hair from Mustard's moustache while he is fighting off Westley and Kayla, runs like a banshee laughing*
It looks like people got stabbed. This will be one of the days I will be glad that my sister decided college wasn't for her, because that's where she would have gone.
I knew they just had a shooting there a few months back - let's hear it for dropping out of college if your sister would have been there, that campus security and screening must not be all that great.
*Maxical sticks chewing gum into the barrel of Mustard's gun*
Yay, free gum!
*Mustard attempts to remove gum from the barrel with his teeth and tongue*
What could possibly go wrong with this plan?
Westley, that's stupid. Stop being stupid.
QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 9 2013, 01:10 PM)
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 9 2013, 02:05 PM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 9 2013, 12:57 PM)
*
Hey Liz, what the heck is going on over there at the Lone Star college? Holy Crap!
*Maxical yanks one hair from Mustard's moustache while he is fighting off Westley and Kayla, runs like a banshee laughing*
It looks like people got stabbed. This will be one of the days I will be glad that my sister decided college wasn't for her, because that's where she would have gone.
I knew they just had a shooting there a few months back - let's hear it for dropping out of college if your sister would have been there, that campus security and screening must not be all that great.
*Maxical sticks chewing gum into the barrel of Mustard's gun*
My cousin goes there, and I don't know if she had class today. We're still waiting.
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Apr 9 2013, 02:10 PM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 9 2013, 07:10 PM)
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 9 2013, 02:05 PM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 9 2013, 12:57 PM)
*
Hey Liz, what the heck is going on over there at the Lone Star college? Holy Crap!
*Maxical yanks one hair from Mustard's moustache while he is fighting off Westley and Kayla, runs like a banshee laughing*
It looks like people got stabbed. This will be one of the days I will be glad that my sister decided college wasn't for her, because that's where she would have gone.
I knew they just had a shooting there a few months back - let's hear it for dropping out of college if your sister would have been there, that campus security and screening must not be all that great.
*Maxical sticks chewing gum into the barrel of Mustard's gun*
Yay, free gum!
*Mustard attempts to remove gum from the barrel with his teeth and tongue*
What could possibly go wrong with this plan?
Westley, that's stupid. Stop being stupid.
KABOOOM!
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 9 2013, 08:11 PM)
My cousin goes there, and I don't know if she had class today. We're still waiting.
Did something bad happen, Liz?
QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 9 2013, 07:12 PM)
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Apr 9 2013, 02:10 PM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 9 2013, 07:10 PM)
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 9 2013, 02:05 PM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 9 2013, 12:57 PM)
*
Hey Liz, what the heck is going on over there at the Lone Star college? Holy Crap!
*Maxical yanks one hair from Mustard's moustache while he is fighting off Westley and Kayla, runs like a banshee laughing*
It looks like people got stabbed. This will be one of the days I will be glad that my sister decided college wasn't for her, because that's where she would have gone.
I knew they just had a shooting there a few months back - let's hear it for dropping out of college if your sister would have been there, that campus security and screening must not be all that great.
*Maxical sticks chewing gum into the barrel of Mustard's gun*
Yay, free gum!
*Mustard attempts to remove gum from the barrel with his teeth and tongue*
What could possibly go wrong with this plan?
Westley, that's stupid. Stop being stupid.
KABOOOM!
Well whaddya know? Firearm fellatio failed. Who coulda guessed?
*Dies*
Rosebud...
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Apr 9 2013, 10:10 AM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 9 2013, 07:10 PM)
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 9 2013, 02:05 PM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 9 2013, 12:57 PM)
*
Hey Liz, what the heck is going on over there at the Lone Star college? Holy Crap!
*Maxical yanks one hair from Mustard's moustache while he is fighting off Westley and Kayla, runs like a banshee laughing*
It looks like people got stabbed. This will be one of the days I will be glad that my sister decided college wasn't for her, because that's where she would have gone.
I knew they just had a shooting there a few months back - let's hear it for dropping out of college if your sister would have been there, that campus security and screening must not be all that great.
*Maxical sticks chewing gum into the barrel of Mustard's gun*
Yay, free gum!
*Mustard attempts to remove gum from the barrel with his teeth and tongue*
What could possibly go wrong with this plan?
Westley, that's stupid. Stop being stupid.
"Says the guy trying to get chewing gum out if the barrel of his gun."
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 9 2013, 07:14 PM)
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Apr 9 2013, 10:10 AM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 9 2013, 07:10 PM)
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 9 2013, 02:05 PM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 9 2013, 12:57 PM)
*
Hey Liz, what the heck is going on over there at the Lone Star college? Holy Crap!
*Maxical yanks one hair from Mustard's moustache while he is fighting off Westley and Kayla, runs like a banshee laughing*
It looks like people got stabbed. This will be one of the days I will be glad that my sister decided college wasn't for her, because that's where she would have gone.
I knew they just had a shooting there a few months back - let's hear it for dropping out of college if your sister would have been there, that campus security and screening must not be all that great.
*Maxical sticks chewing gum into the barrel of Mustard's gun*
Yay, free gum!
*Mustard attempts to remove gum from the barrel with his teeth and tongue*
What could possibly go wrong with this plan?
Westley, that's stupid. Stop being stupid.
"Says the guy trying to get chewing gum out if the barrel of his gun."
Well yeah. What kind of idiot would fire a firearm with chewing gum stuck in the barrel?
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 9 2013, 01:12 PM)
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 9 2013, 08:11 PM)
My cousin goes there, and I don't know if she had class today. We're still waiting.
Did something bad happen, Liz?
Uh, yeah. 14 people got stabbed. If you woulda looked at the comment directly above yours XD
QUOTE
Well yeah. What kind of idiot would fire a firearm with chewing gum stuck in the barrel?
But you're trying to get it out with your mouth. That's just asking for it.
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 9 2013, 07:16 PM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 9 2013, 01:12 PM)
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 9 2013, 08:11 PM)
My cousin goes there, and I don't know if she had class today. We're still waiting.
Did something bad happen, Liz?
Uh, yeah. 14 people got stabbed. If you woulda looked at the comment directly above yours XD
To be fair, it does also have a lot of KoB kicking me and totally ruining my attempts timeless slapstick-based comedy!
And KoB, fellatio-based firearm maintenance is the most effective and safe kind of firearm maintenance there is. Read up on firearms and any expert will tell you that sticking the barrel in your mouth is the safest thing you can possibly do.
Ye gods, man, do a little homework will you?
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 9 2013, 08:16 PM)
Uh, yeah. 14 people got stabbed. If you woulda looked at the comment directly above yours XD
Missed that somehow... You havenīt heard from your cousin at all?
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Apr 9 2013, 01:17 PM)
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 9 2013, 07:16 PM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 9 2013, 01:12 PM)
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 9 2013, 08:11 PM)
My cousin goes there, and I don't know if she had class today. We're still waiting.
Did something bad happen, Liz?
Uh, yeah. 14 people got stabbed. If you woulda looked at the comment directly above yours XD
To be fair, it does also have a lot of KoB kicking me and totally ruining my attempts timeless slapstick-based comedy!
You're right Mustard. I'm sorry, mirocu. I'm just worried.
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 9 2013, 02:11 PM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 9 2013, 01:10 PM)
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 9 2013, 02:05 PM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 9 2013, 12:57 PM)
*
Hey Liz, what the heck is going on over there at the Lone Star college? Holy Crap!
*Maxical yanks one hair from Mustard's moustache while he is fighting off Westley and Kayla, runs like a banshee laughing*
It looks like people got stabbed. This will be one of the days I will be glad that my sister decided college wasn't for her, because that's where she would have gone.
I knew they just had a shooting there a few months back - let's hear it for dropping out of college if your sister would have been there, that campus security and screening must not be all that great.
*Maxical sticks chewing gum into the barrel of Mustard's gun*
My cousin goes there, and I don't know if she had class today. We're still waiting.
I'm keeping my fingers crossed for her, and for the others.
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Apr 9 2013, 02:13 PM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 9 2013, 07:12 PM)
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Apr 9 2013, 02:10 PM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 9 2013, 07:10 PM)
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 9 2013, 02:05 PM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 9 2013, 12:57 PM)
*
Hey Liz, what the heck is going on over there at the Lone Star college? Holy Crap!
*Maxical yanks one hair from Mustard's moustache while he is fighting off Westley and Kayla, runs like a banshee laughing*
It looks like people got stabbed. This will be one of the days I will be glad that my sister decided college wasn't for her, because that's where she would have gone.
I knew they just had a shooting there a few months back - let's hear it for dropping out of college if your sister would have been there, that campus security and screening must not be all that great.
*Maxical sticks chewing gum into the barrel of Mustard's gun*
Yay, free gum!
*Mustard attempts to remove gum from the barrel with his teeth and tongue*
What could possibly go wrong with this plan?
Westley, that's stupid. Stop being stupid.
KABOOOM!
Well whaddya know? Firearm fellatio failed. Who coulda guessed?
*Dies*
Rosebud...
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 9 2013, 08:18 PM)
You're right Mustard. I'm sorry, mirocu. I'm just worried.
No need to apologize, Liz. I understand you are worried, to say the least. I wasnīt aware of what happened and there was so much text about.. whatever...
I do hope your cousin and the others turn out ok.
QUOTE
My cousin goes there, and I don't know if she had class today. We're still waiting.
I hope she's okay. Lets hope so
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 9 2013, 01:21 PM)
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 9 2013, 08:18 PM)
You're right Mustard. I'm sorry, mirocu. I'm just worried.
No need to apologize, Liz. I understand you are worried, to say the least. I wasnīt aware of what happened and there was so much text about.. whatever...
I do hope your cousin and the others turn out ok.
Thank you.
There's so many members on right now. I'm not used to this
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Apr 9 2013, 02:08 PM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 9 2013, 07:07 PM)
Seriously, what the [censored] is going on here!?
Please, McB, come talk some sense!
Please, McB, come talk some sense!
Dude, calling on McBadgere to talk sense into a situation is like calling on a volcano to put out a forest fire.
"GAAAAAH! Them's fightin' words!"
*Maxical pops Mustard in eye and trips him*
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 9 2013, 08:32 PM)
There's so many members on right now. I'm not used to this
Itīs the Raaaaptureeee!!!
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Apr 9 2013, 07:08 PM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 9 2013, 07:07 PM)
Seriously, what the [censored] is going on here!?
Please, McB, come talk some sense!
Please, McB, come talk some sense!
Dude, calling on McBadgere to talk sense into a situation is like calling on a volcano to put out a forest fire.
Hey, I resemble that accusation!
*Resurrects Mustard that he may end him once more* BWAHAHAHAAAAA!
Liz, I sincerely hope your cousin is fine...
Please McB, help me out in this madness!
QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 9 2013, 07:33 PM)
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Apr 9 2013, 02:08 PM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 9 2013, 07:07 PM)
Seriously, what the [censored] is going on here!?
Please, McB, come talk some sense!
Please, McB, come talk some sense!
Dude, calling on McBadgere to talk sense into a situation is like calling on a volcano to put out a forest fire.
"GAAAAAH! Them's fightin' words!"
*Maxical pops Mustard in eye and trips him*
*Springs up from from the trip and socks mALX on the jaw with a blow from his moustache*
"I don't understand exactly how that's a challenge to a fight BUT I DO NOT POSSESS THE ABILITY TO BACK DOWN FROM CONFRONTATION EVEN WHEN IT'S THE SENSIBLE AND MUTUALLY BENEFICIAL THING TO DO!!"
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 9 2013, 10:35 AM)
Please McB, help me out in this madness!
-steals mirocu's wallet and runs-
Sorry mate, you're on your own... ...
...
-does a handstand-
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 9 2013, 07:37 PM)
-does a handstand-
*Sweeps one of Liz's hands out from beneath her with a kick*
Yeeheeheehee!
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 9 2013, 02:37 PM)
-does a handstand-
I need to get me one of those. I never know where to put them at night when I go to sleep.
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 9 2013, 08:36 PM)
-steals mirocu's wallet and runs-
Oh.. I needed that to pay my rent with and I may soon be out of a job...
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Apr 9 2013, 08:37 PM)
Sorry mate, you're on your own...
...YOU SNEAKY COWARD, YOU!
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Apr 9 2013, 02:36 PM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 9 2013, 07:33 PM)
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Apr 9 2013, 02:08 PM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 9 2013, 07:07 PM)
Seriously, what the [censored] is going on here!?
Please, McB, come talk some sense!
Please, McB, come talk some sense!
Dude, calling on McBadgere to talk sense into a situation is like calling on a volcano to put out a forest fire.
"GAAAAAH! Them's fightin' words!"
*Maxical pops Mustard in eye and trips him*
*Springs up from from the trip and socks mALX on the jaw with a blow from his moustache*
"I don't understand exactly how that's a challenge to a fight BUT I DO NOT POSSESS THE ABILITY TO BACK DOWN FROM CONFRONTATION EVEN WHEN IT'S THE SENSIBLE AND MUTUALLY BENEFICIAL THING TO DO!!"
*Maxical ties Mustard's moustache in a knot*
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 9 2013, 10:38 AM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 9 2013, 08:36 PM)
-steals mirocu's wallet and runs-
Oh.. I needed that to pay my rent with and I may soon be out of a job...
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Apr 9 2013, 08:37 PM)
Sorry mate, you're on your own...
...YOU SNEAKY COWARD, YOU!
I need the money to go grocery shopping
but okay. I'll take someone else's -gives mirocu his wallet back, and steals mALX's- this should have more QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 9 2013, 08:41 PM)
I need the money to go grocery shopping
but okay. I'll take someone else's -gives mirocu his wallet back, and steals mALX's- this should have more YAY!!
QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 9 2013, 07:40 PM)
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Apr 9 2013, 02:36 PM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 9 2013, 07:33 PM)
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Apr 9 2013, 02:08 PM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 9 2013, 07:07 PM)
Seriously, what the [censored] is going on here!?
Please, McB, come talk some sense!
Please, McB, come talk some sense!
Dude, calling on McBadgere to talk sense into a situation is like calling on a volcano to put out a forest fire.
"GAAAAAH! Them's fightin' words!"
*Maxical pops Mustard in eye and trips him*
*Springs up from from the trip and socks mALX on the jaw with a blow from his moustache*
"I don't understand exactly how that's a challenge to a fight BUT I DO NOT POSSESS THE ABILITY TO BACK DOWN FROM CONFRONTATION EVEN WHEN IT'S THE SENSIBLE AND MUTUALLY BENEFICIAL THING TO DO!!"
*Maxical ties Mustard's moustache in a knot*
*Takes a moment to examine self in the mirror*
"Well great, now I look like a hipster."
*Snips off moustache and sulks*
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Apr 9 2013, 01:38 PM)
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 9 2013, 07:37 PM)
-does a handstand-
*Sweeps one of Liz's hands out from beneath her with a kick*
Yeeheeheehee!
-one handed handstand-
-because AWESOME!-
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 9 2013, 07:42 PM)
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Apr 9 2013, 01:38 PM)
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 9 2013, 07:37 PM)
-does a handstand-
*Sweeps one of Liz's hands out from beneath her with a kick*
Yeeheeheehee!
-one handed handstand-
-because AWESOME!-
WHOOOOOOAAAAAA!!!!
Mind. Blown.
I use my feet for standing. Because hands are for hitting, and waving. Eh, sometimes for clapping
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 9 2013, 02:41 PM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 9 2013, 10:38 AM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 9 2013, 08:36 PM)
-steals mirocu's wallet and runs-
Oh.. I needed that to pay my rent with and I may soon be out of a job...
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Apr 9 2013, 08:37 PM)
Sorry mate, you're on your own...
...YOU SNEAKY COWARD, YOU!
I need the money to go grocery shopping
but okay. I'll take someone else's -gives mirocu his wallet back, and steals mALX's- this should have more *Maxical sneaks up on Westley, pickpockets him*
"Hey, this is my Mom's changepurse!"
*Yanks on Westley's bushy tail*
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