QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 30 2013, 01:49 AM) 
The sad thing is she's right
I would debate on my adorable ness, and what in Oblivion's a magnet roll?
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The sad thing is she's right
I would debate on my adorable ness, and what in Oblivion's a magnet roll?
I can name pretty much all the named oblivion NPC's off the top of my head 
It's a roll of cut table magnet that you can stick to stuff
It's a roll of cut table magnet that you can stick to stuff
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 30 2013, 01:51 AM)
I can name pretty much all the named oblivion NPC's off the top of my head
It's a roll of cut table magnet that you can stick to stuff
Cool. So, how's work?
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Aug 30 2013, 01:39 AM)
mALX. =.
super awesome!I fixed that for you too.
I was off today. I've got work in 3 hours though
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 30 2013, 01:49 AM)
The sad thing is she's right
No way, Nerds can cook. You are just plain the sweetest guy anyone could ever meet.
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 30 2013, 01:57 AM)
I was off today. I've got work in 3 hours though
You should get some sleep, don't let us keep you from having a good day.
I command you to rest!
QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 30 2013, 01:58 AM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 30 2013, 01:49 AM)
The sad thing is she's right
No way, Nerds can cook. You are just plain the sweetest guy anyone could ever meet.
Nerds can also name all the NPC's of one of they're favorite games off the too of their head
I try to be nice. I'm capable of being your worst enemy though, lol
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You should get some sleep, don't let us keep you from having a good day. I command you to rest!
I command you to rest!Even with sleep I won't have a good day at that place, lol
I should go to bed though...
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 30 2013, 02:01 AM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 30 2013, 01:58 AM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 30 2013, 01:49 AM)
The sad thing is she's right
No way, Nerds can cook. You are just plain the sweetest guy anyone could ever meet.
Nerds can also name all the NPC's of one of they're favorite games off the too of their head
I try to be nice. I'm capable of being your worst enemy though, lol
QUOTE
You should get some sleep, don't let us keep you from having a good day. I command you to rest!
I command you to rest!Even with sleep I won't have a good day at that place, lol
I should go to bed though...
Yes, no more falling down and whacking your head.
I guess I'll TRY to sleep...
I'm wide awake though
I'm wide awake though
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 30 2013, 02:06 AM)
I guess I'll TRY to sleep...
I'm wide awake though
ASMR vids?
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 30 2013, 06:01 AM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 30 2013, 01:58 AM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 30 2013, 01:49 AM)
The sad thing is she's right
No way, Nerds can cook. You are just plain the sweetest guy anyone could ever meet.
Nerds can also name all the NPC's of one of they're favorite games off the too of their head
I try to be nice. I'm capable of being your worst enemy though, lol
My worst enemy is box turtles.
QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Aug 30 2013, 02:07 AM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 30 2013, 02:06 AM)
I guess I'll TRY to sleep...
I'm wide awake though
ASMR vids?
Nah. Nothing helps. Though the minute the sun comes up, I get tired.
QUOTE(Kiln @ Aug 30 2013, 02:07 AM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 30 2013, 06:01 AM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 30 2013, 01:58 AM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 30 2013, 01:49 AM)
The sad thing is she's right
No way, Nerds can cook. You are just plain the sweetest guy anyone could ever meet.
Nerds can also name all the NPC's of one of they're favorite games off the too of their head
I try to be nice. I'm capable of being your worst enemy though, lol
My worst enemy is box turtles.
But turtles are cool
QUOTE(Kiln @ Aug 30 2013, 02:07 AM)
My worst enemy is box turtles.
You mean like those giant ones that live to be hundreds of years old - like from the Galapagos or something?
I brought my son to the zoo when he was ten and was the unfortunate witness to those enormous things mating.
"What's he doing that for? Are they fighting? What is that noise he's making, is that a growl?"
I won't even begin to tell you what the monkeys were doing.
QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 30 2013, 02:13 AM)
QUOTE(Kiln @ Aug 30 2013, 02:07 AM)
My worst enemy is box turtles.
You mean like those giant ones that live to be hundreds of years old - like from the Galapagos or something?
I brought my son to the zoo when he was ten and was the unfortunate witness to those things mating.
"What's he doing that for? Are they fighting? What is that noise he's making, is that a growl?"
I won't even begin to tell you what the monkeys were doing.
The zoo. Usually the first place children witness sex
QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 30 2013, 02:13 AM)
QUOTE(Kiln @ Aug 30 2013, 02:07 AM)
My worst enemy is box turtles.
You mean like those giant ones that live to be hundreds of years old - like from the Galapagos or something?
I brought my son to the zoo when he was ten and was the unfortunate witness to those enormous things mating.
"What's he doing that for? Are they fighting? What is that noise he's making, is that a growl?"
I won't even begin to tell you what the monkeys were doing.
Box turtles are semi-acquatic pet-suitable turtles, so named because they resemble a box.
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 30 2013, 06:10 AM)
QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Aug 30 2013, 02:07 AM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 30 2013, 02:06 AM)
I guess I'll TRY to sleep...
I'm wide awake though
ASMR vids?
Nah. Nothing helps. Though the minute the sun comes up, I get tired.
QUOTE(Kiln @ Aug 30 2013, 02:07 AM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 30 2013, 06:01 AM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 30 2013, 01:58 AM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 30 2013, 01:49 AM)
The sad thing is she's right
No way, Nerds can cook. You are just plain the sweetest guy anyone could ever meet.
Nerds can also name all the NPC's of one of they're favorite games off the too of their head
I try to be nice. I'm capable of being your worst enemy though, lol
My worst enemy is box turtles.
But turtles are cool
*Queue dramatic retelling*
I was...attacked by one. I was 8. He seemed hungry. I...decided to feed him by hand.
He then proceeded to latch his sharp beak onto the tip of my finger for a half hour. It was very painful and to this day I despise turtles.
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 30 2013, 02:15 AM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 30 2013, 02:13 AM)
You mean like those giant ones that live to be hundreds of years old - like from the Galapagos or something?
I brought my son to the zoo when he was ten and was the unfortunate witness to those things mating.
"What's he doing that for? Are they fighting? What is that noise he's making, is that a growl?"
I won't even begin to tell you what the monkeys were doing.
The zoo. Usually the first place children witness sex
My son did, and some kinky crap at the monkey cage too. I think even the snakes were rolling around that day. It must have been spring fever or something.
QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Aug 30 2013, 06:16 AM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 30 2013, 02:13 AM)
QUOTE(Kiln @ Aug 30 2013, 02:07 AM)
My worst enemy is box turtles.
You mean like those giant ones that live to be hundreds of years old - like from the Galapagos or something?
I brought my son to the zoo when he was ten and was the unfortunate witness to those enormous things mating.
"What's he doing that for? Are they fighting? What is that noise he's making, is that a growl?"
I won't even begin to tell you what the monkeys were doing.
Box turtles are semi-acquatic pet-suitable turtles, so named because they resemble a box.
More like vicious little monsters. Pet suitable? Like a pool of sharks maybe!!!
/dramatic
Seriously though, turtles are boring and getting bitten by them sucks.
[quote name='Kiln' date='Aug 30 2013, 02:18 AM' post='187499']
[quote name='King Of Beasts' post='187494' date='Aug 30 2013, 06:10 AM']
[quote name='Rohirrim' post='187492' date='Aug 30 2013, 02:07 AM']
[quote name='King Of Beasts' post='187491' date='Aug 30 2013, 02:06 AM']
I guess I'll TRY to sleep...
I'm wide awake though
[/quote]
ASMR vids?
[/quote]
Nah. Nothing helps. Though the minute the sun comes up, I get tired.
[quote name='Kiln' post='187493' date='Aug 30 2013, 02:07 AM']
[quote name='King Of Beasts' post='187489' date='Aug 30 2013, 06:01 AM']
[quote name='mALX' post='187487' date='Aug 30 2013, 01:58 AM']
[quote name='King Of Beasts' post='187481' date='Aug 30 2013, 01:49 AM']
The sad thing is she's right
[/quote]
No way, Nerds can cook. You are just plain the sweetest guy anyone could ever meet.
[/quote]
Nerds can also name all the NPC's of one of they're favorite games off the too of their head
I try to be nice. I'm capable of being your worst enemy though, lol
[/quote]
My worst enemy is box turtles.
[/quote]
But turtles are cool
[/quote]
*Queue dramatic retelling*
I was...attacked by one. I was 8. He seemed hungry. I...decided to feed him by hand.
He then proceeded to latch his sharp beak onto the tip of my finger for a half hour. It was very painful and to this day I despise turtles.
[/quote]
If you think box turtles are bad, try being bitten by a damn snapping turtle...
[quote name='mALX' date='Aug 30 2013, 02:20 AM' post='187500']
[quote name='King Of Beasts' post='187497' date='Aug 30 2013, 02:15 AM']
[quote name='mALX' post='187496' date='Aug 30 2013, 02:13 AM']
You mean like those giant ones that live to be hundreds of years old - like from the Galapagos or something?
I brought my son to the zoo when he was ten and was the unfortunate witness to those things mating.
"What's he doing that for? Are they fighting? What is that noise he's making, is that a growl?"
I won't even begin to tell you what the monkeys were doing.
[/quote]
The zoo. Usually the first place children witness sex
[/quote]
My son did, and some kinky crap at the monkey cage too. I think even the snakes were rolling around that day. It must have been spring fever or something.
[/quote]
Ah, nature at its finest
@kiln
If you think box turtles are bad, try being bitten by a damn snapping turtle...
[quote name='King Of Beasts' post='187494' date='Aug 30 2013, 06:10 AM']
[quote name='Rohirrim' post='187492' date='Aug 30 2013, 02:07 AM']
[quote name='King Of Beasts' post='187491' date='Aug 30 2013, 02:06 AM']
I guess I'll TRY to sleep...
I'm wide awake though
[/quote]
ASMR vids?
[/quote]
Nah. Nothing helps. Though the minute the sun comes up, I get tired.
[quote name='Kiln' post='187493' date='Aug 30 2013, 02:07 AM']
[quote name='King Of Beasts' post='187489' date='Aug 30 2013, 06:01 AM']
[quote name='mALX' post='187487' date='Aug 30 2013, 01:58 AM']
[quote name='King Of Beasts' post='187481' date='Aug 30 2013, 01:49 AM']
The sad thing is she's right
[/quote]
No way, Nerds can cook. You are just plain the sweetest guy anyone could ever meet.
[/quote]
Nerds can also name all the NPC's of one of they're favorite games off the too of their head
I try to be nice. I'm capable of being your worst enemy though, lol
[/quote]
My worst enemy is box turtles.
[/quote]
But turtles are cool
[/quote]
*Queue dramatic retelling*
I was...attacked by one. I was 8. He seemed hungry. I...decided to feed him by hand.
He then proceeded to latch his sharp beak onto the tip of my finger for a half hour. It was very painful and to this day I despise turtles.
[/quote]
If you think box turtles are bad, try being bitten by a damn snapping turtle...
[quote name='mALX' date='Aug 30 2013, 02:20 AM' post='187500']
[quote name='King Of Beasts' post='187497' date='Aug 30 2013, 02:15 AM']
[quote name='mALX' post='187496' date='Aug 30 2013, 02:13 AM']
You mean like those giant ones that live to be hundreds of years old - like from the Galapagos or something?
I brought my son to the zoo when he was ten and was the unfortunate witness to those things mating.
"What's he doing that for? Are they fighting? What is that noise he's making, is that a growl?"
I won't even begin to tell you what the monkeys were doing.
[/quote]
The zoo. Usually the first place children witness sex
[/quote]
My son did, and some kinky crap at the monkey cage too. I think even the snakes were rolling around that day. It must have been spring fever or something.
[/quote]
Ah, nature at its finest
@kiln
If you think box turtles are bad, try being bitten by a damn snapping turtle...
We have some types of turtle here in Arkansas that are huge and genuinely dangerous. They will kill and eat baby chickens and ducks.
QUOTE(Kiln @ Aug 30 2013, 02:33 AM)
We have some types of turtle here in Arkansas that are huge and genuinely dangerous. They will kill and eat baby chickens and ducks.
I believe we have Snappers up here in Jersey, specially down south.
QUOTE(Kiln @ Aug 30 2013, 02:28 AM)
QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Aug 30 2013, 06:16 AM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 30 2013, 02:13 AM)
You mean like those giant ones that live to be hundreds of years old - like from the Galapagos or something?
I brought my son to the zoo when he was ten and was the unfortunate witness to those enormous things mating.
"What's he doing that for? Are they fighting? What is that noise he's making, is that a growl?"
I won't even begin to tell you what the monkeys were doing.
Box turtles are semi-acquatic pet-suitable turtles, so named because they resemble a box.
More like vicious little monsters. Pet suitable? Like a pool of sharks maybe!!!
/dramatic
Seriously though, turtles are boring and getting bitten by them sucks.
I have a scar on my foot from a huge mud turtle biting it when I was little - can't see the scar now (just a little white line), but I stayed scared of mud and snapping turtles for years. The painted turtles I'd still play with.
QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 30 2013, 02:45 AM)
QUOTE(Kiln @ Aug 30 2013, 02:28 AM)
QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Aug 30 2013, 06:16 AM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 30 2013, 02:13 AM)
You mean like those giant ones that live to be hundreds of years old - like from the Galapagos or something?
I brought my son to the zoo when he was ten and was the unfortunate witness to those enormous things mating.
"What's he doing that for? Are they fighting? What is that noise he's making, is that a growl?"
I won't even begin to tell you what the monkeys were doing.
Box turtles are semi-acquatic pet-suitable turtles, so named because they resemble a box.
More like vicious little monsters. Pet suitable? Like a pool of sharks maybe!!!
/dramatic
Seriously though, turtles are boring and getting bitten by them sucks.
I have a scar on my foot from a huge mud turtle biting it when I was little - can't see the scar now (just a little white line), but I stayed scared of mud and snapping turtles for years. The painted turtles I'd still play with.
Wow. The only scar I have from when I was young is one on my pinky finger from my dad repeatedly jamming it via poor football throws. I have one on my forehead from face planting on the porch, but that's fairly recent.
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QUOTE(Kiln @ Aug 30 2013, 02:28 AM)
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You mean like those giant ones that live to be hundreds of years old - like from the Galapagos or something?
I brought my son to the zoo when he was ten and was the unfortunate witness to those enormous things mating.
"What's he doing that for? Are they fighting? What is that noise he's making, is that a growl?"
I won't even begin to tell you what the monkeys were doing.
Box turtles are semi-acquatic pet-suitable turtles, so named because they resemble a box.
More like vicious little monsters. Pet suitable? Like a pool of sharks maybe!!!
/dramatic
Seriously though, turtles are boring and getting bitten by them sucks.
I have a scar on my foot from a huge mud turtle biting it when I was little - can't see the scar now (just a little white line), but I stayed scared of mud and snapping turtles for years. The painted turtles I'd still play with.
Wow. The only scar I have from when I was young is one on my pinky finger from my dad repeatedly jamming it via poor football throws. I have one on my forehead from face planting on the porch, but that's fairly recent.
Very cool, you go out for football? What position do you play?
QUOTE(Kiln @ Aug 30 2013, 02:33 AM)
We have some types of turtle here in Arkansas that are huge and genuinely dangerous. They will kill and eat baby chickens and ducks.
Dear gods! Holy Crap, I'm not going to Arkansas then.
The biggest turtle I ever saw was up in a mountain stream under a rock ledge. I had been swimming there, had my children swimming there - then one day I bought my children masks so they could see under water. I got myself one and swam under that ledge. This things head was almost the size of my torso (at least through the mask it was, they do tend to show things larger than actual size) - I swear I was screaming before I reached the surface, my husband said he heard it and came running. We wouldn't even camp there again after that, I was scared to death!
Haha, I try to avoid football, this was just my dad bein....my dad 
QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Aug 30 2013, 02:59 AM)
Haha, I try to avoid football, this was just my dad bein....my dad
My son played football for a year just to please me - it was the most thrilling thing I've ever seen watching him play. This is Tennessee, you scream yourself hoarse at any game anyway - but with my son out there on the field - OMG, I was the worst stands mom EVAH! I bought every single picture of him playing that they caught on film and my house is covered with coffee mugs of him, mouse pads of him, the walls are covered with his football pictures - I went berserk that year, bought him anything he asked for. What a disappointment when he quit the next year - he could have had a football scholarship pay for his college! Urk.
I'll see if I can find a picture of him in game, hold on.
NO STAB MIROCU!! 
-picks up minigun-
-picks up minigun-
QUOTE(mirocu @ Aug 30 2013, 06:17 AM)
NO STAB MIROCU!!
-picks up minigun-
Were you ever able to kill with them? Their spread was so scattered that I got killed more often than not with them - quit using them and just sold the ones I picked up.
Blackhawk was my favorite!!!
QUOTE(mirocu @ Aug 30 2013, 06:17 AM)
NO STAB MIROCU!!
-picks up minigun-
-grabs baseball bat-
It's gonna take a little more than a mini gum to kill me!
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QUOTE(mirocu @ Aug 30 2013, 06:17 AM)
-picks up minigun-
Were you ever able to kill with them? Their spread was so scattered that I got killed more often than not with them - quit using them and just sold the ones I picked up.
I hated the spread in FO3 so much I downloaded a mod that made all guns act normal. I mean cīmon, even the goddamn real-life minigun shoots more straight than any weapon in the game!
I also downloaded a mod that added a more authentic-looking minigun; the Vulcan minigun. And I had a friend at Bethsoft make a mod that made the minigun fire twice as fast. I mean cīmon (again), itīs a friggin minigun, not an AK-47! *biggest of facepalms*
If thereīs one thing Beth simply cannot get right, itīs the goddamn guns!
Edit: And donīt you even get me started about backpack-fed weapons that still require reloading!!! RELOADING!! WHEN THEY FEED FROM A FRIGGIN BACKPACK!!!! *bangs head against wall*
mirocu 
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QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 30 2013, 12:20 PM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Aug 30 2013, 06:17 AM)
-picks up minigun-
Were you ever able to kill with them? Their spread was so scattered that I got killed more often than not with them - quit using them and just sold the ones I picked up.
I hated the spread in FO3 so much I downloaded a mod that made all guns act normal. I mean cīmon, even the goddamn real-life minigun shoots more straight than any weapon in the game!
I also downloaded a mod that added a more authentic-looking minigun; the Vulcan minigun. And I had a friend at Bethsoft make a mod that made the minigun fire twice as fast. I mean cīmon (again), itīs a friggin minigun, not an AK-47! *biggest of facepalms*
If thereīs one thing Beth simply cannot get right, itīs the goddamn guns!
Edit: And donīt you even get me started about backpack-fed weapons that still require reloading!!! RELOADING!! WHEN THEY FEED FROM A FRIGGIN BACKPACK!!!! *bangs head against wall*
The spread on that minigun was ridiculous. I had FO3 and New Vegas both for the 360 so couldn't mod them.
I liked that Rivet City android's gun, Blackhawk, and the Alien Blaster. Beyond that I liked the sword from the Anchorage DLC.
Kobby
What's up 
Not much. Having a tantrum about stupid game design and thatīs about it
QUOTE(mirocu @ Aug 30 2013, 07:12 AM)
Not much. Having a tantrum about stupid game design and thatīs about it
I noticed your tantrum
Yeah well, if they design the weapons so stupidly I have to react 
-Eh, duuuuuuh, lets make the minigun and gatling lasers reload even if they feed from a backpack!
-Duuuuh, thass brilliant, dhoooog!"
-Eh, duuuuuuh, lets make the minigun and gatling lasers reload even if they feed from a backpack!
-Duuuuh, thass brilliant, dhoooog!"
QUOTE(mirocu @ Aug 30 2013, 07:19 AM)
Yeah well, if they design the weapons so stupidly I have to react
-Eh, duuuuuuh, lets make the minigun and gatling lasers reload even if they feed from a backpack!
-Duuuuh, thass brilliant, dhoooog!"
You've got a point. It is pretty stupid
If thatīs not what happened, I have no idea what went through their heads when they designed those weapons. Besides the ridiculous spread, they made the other weapons fine I think.
Anyways, the tantrum has to wait. Iīm off to play some poker with my grandma
See you guys latah!
Anyways, the tantrum has to wait. Iīm off to play some poker with my grandma
See you guys latah!
Wait what?
Me making pancakes: 10 am: make batter with our only measuring cup, which is a half cup
10:10: use silver ladle from china cabinet to portion batter
10:15 : heat skillet to searing heat, burn pancakes
10:20: have brilliant idea to put bananas in with blueberries, create awkward lumps
10:25: run around kitchen singing "Master of the House" while whipping batter off spatula
10:30: have pancakes insulted by brother and friends who probably just woke up
10:35: be told to "make more batter, the kids are hungry"
I. Am. Done!
10:10: use silver ladle from china cabinet to portion batter
10:15 : heat skillet to searing heat, burn pancakes
10:20: have brilliant idea to put bananas in with blueberries, create awkward lumps
10:25: run around kitchen singing "Master of the House" while whipping batter off spatula
10:30: have pancakes insulted by brother and friends who probably just woke up
10:35: be told to "make more batter, the kids are hungry"
I. Am. Done!
QUOTE
10:25: run around kitchen singing "Master of the House" while whipping batter off spatula
Im home this morning and I have a bunch of stuff to do (not the least of which uploading funny pics for the thread), but so far its been the kind of day where I charge across the house with great purpose only to arrive without a clue what I went there for and also with no memory of which room I came from. Its not a mansion, its just a house. There arent that many possibilities.
Lost the damn poker game. Where the duck can I buy more luck?
QUOTE(mirocu @ Aug 30 2013, 11:50 AM)
Lost the damn poker game. Where the duck can I buy more luck?
Dunno. I'm not giving you mine
The unemployment agency is upp my butt again. What do they think I can do when the companies that go well wonīt hire anyone!?? I bet they will cancel my money at some point due to what they will call "lack of activity". Thatīs not true though, Iīve asked more companies than I can count! All I can do now is ask all of them again and again and again till they either hire me or shoot me.
Damn you, ducking politicians
Damn you, ducking politicians
QUOTE(mirocu @ Aug 30 2013, 05:03 PM)
The unemployment agency is upp my butt again. What do they think I can do when the companies that go well wonīt hire anyone!?? I bet they will cancel my money at some point due to what they will call "lack of activity". Thatīs not true though, Iīve asked more companies than I can count! All I can do now is ask all of them again and again and again till they either hire me or shoot me.
Damn you, ducking politicians
Ever thought about selling your crafts?(You make wooden crafts right?or am I thinking of someone else)
QUOTE(ImperialSnob @ Aug 30 2013, 06:11 PM)
Ever thought about selling your crafts?(You make wooden crafts right?or am I thinking of someone else)
The thing is I need a job with a steady income so I can escape the beneficial program. A few bills wonīt make a difference, unfortunately.
My back hurts
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