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Full Version: The Everything Thread
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What, the food or the man?... ...
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QUOTE(Black Hand @ Sep 6 2013, 11:04 PM) 
Water! My *one* weakness! If only the Imperial Army of The Black Hand had the foresight to be able too attack an enemy within a body of water!
Oh....wait..we did.
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Tigers, *and* Bears.
Oh my.
We couldn't get the lions in...but two outta three ain't bad!
ATTAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!
The Lions were too busy sucking to appear.
...*Applauds*...
Today I worked a clambake at my local BPOE lodge. That's the Elks Club for all you infidels. It was great, and my morals are secured until at least October.
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Sep 6 2013, 11:24 PM)
What, the food or the man?...
...Both!
QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Sep 6 2013, 11:45 PM)
Today I worked a clambake at my local BPOE lodge. That's the Elks Club for all you infidels. It was great, and my morals are secured until at least October.
The Elk's Lodge in TN is referred to as the "Gun and Knife Club" - I used to go to the Straw Plains one clubbing when I wanted to see a good fight, lol. Loved the people that worked there, could have done without a few of the drunk patrons though, lol.
Bored like a fjord.
-Sits in the Dark Lair of Rohirrim contemplating his choice of shoe color- "Minion! Bring me grape juice in the skull of an enemy!" -Juice falls out of eye sockets- "Bring me an enemy with no eyes!"
That made me laugh, lol
I want a raise, Liz 
Me too!
They don't pay us enough! Minimum wage isn't good enough.
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 7 2013, 06:10 AM)
Me too!
Hey Liz...
*Raises eyebrow*...
I wanna r-...*Slaps self across face before he can finish that sentence*...
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Sep 6 2013, 10:18 PM)
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 7 2013, 06:10 AM)
Me too!
Hey Liz...
*Raises eyebrow*...
I wanna r-...*Slaps self across face before he can finish that sentence*...
Yeessss. Finish the sentence and when she strikes you down her journey to the darkside will be complete!!
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Sep 7 2013, 12:18 AM)
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 7 2013, 06:10 AM)
Me too!
Hey Liz...
*Raises eyebrow*...
I wanna r-...*Slaps self across face before he can finish that sentence*...
What? You wanna what? -is confused-
Raise. He wants a raise
...Nooooo!!!...Abort!!Abort!!...Joke failure...Pull out before it's too late!!!....
*Raises eyebrow*...
Said the actress to the bishop...
Finish the goddamn joke
*Waves people away*...NoOOoo... 
...I shy now...
*Flutters eyelashes*...
...
...I shy now...*Flutters eyelashes*...
...
Stop fluttering your eyelashes and finish the joke!!!
My, is that the time?...
*Pulls tongue*...MEEP-MEEP!! *Pt-CHOOOOWWWW!!*
*Pulls tongue*...MEEP-MEEP!! *Pt-CHOOOOWWWW!!*
Soooooo....I hear Serbia's nice this time of year.
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Sep 7 2013, 01:55 AM)
My, is that the time?...
*Pulls tongue*...MEEP-MEEP!! *Pt-CHOOOOWWWW!!*
McBadgere!!!!!
-chases after him in acme rocket car-
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Sep 7 2013, 01:25 AM)
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Sep 6 2013, 10:18 PM)
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 7 2013, 06:10 AM)
Me too!
Hey Liz...
*Raises eyebrow*...
I wanna r-...*Slaps self across face before he can finish that sentence*...
Yeessss. Finish the sentence and when she strikes you down her journey to the darkside will be complete!!
*mALX uses Command spell to turn rabid seal on Blackie. It bites through brick wall to reach him *
The adage: "fight fire with fire" is a fool's errand. To send a shadow against the shade merely sends the umbrage further across the hearts of men.
And, who knows what darkness lurks in the hearts of men?
Mmhmhmhmhmhmhm!!
The Shadow knows!
And, who knows what darkness lurks in the hearts of men?
Mmhmhmhmhmhmhm!!
The Shadow knows!
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Sep 7 2013, 12:09 PM)
The adage: "fight fire with fire" is a fool's errand.
You need more fire. If that amount of fire isn't working, even more.
And then there will be nothing left to burn, and I can finally rest.
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Sep 7 2013, 07:09 AM)
The adage: "fight fire with fire" is a fool's errand. To send a shadow against the shade merely sends the umbrage further across the hearts of men.
And, who knows what darkness lurks in the hearts of men?
Mmhmhmhmhmhmhm!!
The Shadow knows!
Umbrage! Are you talking about your own rabid seal being sent back to you? Hey, I made that brick wall with my own two hands (and MS Paint, of course). It took hours...at least one, anyway.
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Sep 7 2013, 04:42 AM)
*Robert wanders into thread*...
*Looks about himself*...
Hmmmm...
...*Shrugs*...
*Wanders out again*...
What he said! ....
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Sep 7 2013, 12:11 PM)
You need more fire. If that amount of fire isn't working, even more.
And then there will be nothing left to burn, and I can finally rest.
I read that as, "You need more fibre."
Yeeesh...I tired...
...
WHAT was the joke?!
He's not telling 
Fear not, mirocu is here at last!!!
Or do fear
Or do fear
If I was fearful of you, I'd log off and hide under the bed, but that's not gonna happen little birdie
I still think you're a little birdie
Iīm a big, big bird
in a big, big world
Itīs not a big, big thing
if you traaaash-talk me
in a big, big world
Itīs not a big, big thing
if you traaaash-talk me
Donīt mention him! 
Okay. I won't mention you
Heīs not me!!! 
You said you were Big Bird, therefore supporting the fact that you ARE Big Bird
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 7 2013, 05:58 PM)
You said you were Big Bird
No I did not, my dear Kobby. I said I was a big bird
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 7 2013, 05:46 PM)
Iīm a big, big bird
in a big, big world
Itīs not a big, big thing
if you traaaash-talk me
That doesn't make a difference Big Bird
It makes all the difference!!
Thatīs it. Iīm done talking to you
Thatīs it. Iīm done talking to you
Don't ruffle your feathers, mirocu
Now you're just being childish 
Pouting doesn't work on me
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