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We like asterisks, big whoop you wanna fight about it?
Family Guy reference
Family Guy reference
QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 17 2013, 04:53 PM) 
We like asterisks, big whoop you wanna fight about it?
Family Guy reference
Well if that's how you want to play...
*Runs over Mirocu in a tank*
Uncool! 
Well it is only a cartoon tank. 
Walk it off, you'll be fine
Walk it off, you'll be fine
Walk off being flattened by a tank? Sure, why not?
Hey, do y'all have that one friend that's just not funny, but never stops trying anyways?
There's a thread full of them right here.
There's a thread full of them right here.
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Nov 17 2013, 06:07 PM)
Hey, do y'all have that one friend that's just not funny, but never stops trying anyways?
There's a thread full of them right here.
And you just joined us!
QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 17 2013, 05:03 PM)
Walk off being flattened by a tank? Sure, why not?
A cartoon tank.
It's like Bugs Bunny vs Daffy Duck
What's up, doc?
QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 17 2013, 11:09 AM)
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Nov 17 2013, 06:07 PM)
Hey, do y'all have that one friend that's just not funny, but never stops trying anyways?
There's a thread full of them right here.
And you just joined us!
I would say I'm funny, but looks don't count XD
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Nov 17 2013, 06:11 PM)
I would say I'm funny, but looks don't count XD
It counts in another way
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Nov 17 2013, 12:11 PM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 17 2013, 11:09 AM)
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Nov 17 2013, 06:07 PM)
Hey, do y'all have that one friend that's just not funny, but never stops trying anyways?
There's a thread full of them right here.
And you just joined us!
I would say I'm funny, but looks don't count XD
[Heimskir]
And dere it iss frenz. De ugly trooth!
[/Heimskr]
*Scratches head in confusion*
Eh?
Eh?
Oh my god, you guys! We´ve just wasted so many pages with just nonsense!! 
Keep it up!
Keep it up!
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 17 2013, 12:15 PM)
*Scratches head in confusion*
Eh?
Skyrim.
QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 17 2013, 05:18 PM)
Oh my god, you guys! We´ve just wasted so many pages with just nonsense!!
Keep it up!
Wasted?
I thought we were directing all the spam here so it didn't flood the rest of the forums.
It seems to be working
@Rohirrim: Ach! Speak not it's name!
Yeah, but still! So many pages just gone, for nothing!
spammeli-spam
spammeli-spam
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 17 2013, 12:23 PM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 17 2013, 05:18 PM)
Oh my god, you guys! We´ve just wasted so many pages with just nonsense!!
Keep it up!
Wasted?
I thought we were directing all the spam here so it didn't flood the rest of the forums.
It seems to be working
Hadrian's Walling it up.
QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Nov 17 2013, 06:25 PM)
Hadrian's Walling it up.
Say whaaaat?
QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 17 2013, 05:24 PM)
Yeah, but still! So many pages just gone, for nothing!
spammeli-spam
Not for nothing.
*Eyes tear up*
They valiantly sacrificed themselves in defense of other threads.
Every page that lies there riddled with spam s nothing less than a hero.
We salute you.
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 17 2013, 06:29 PM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 17 2013, 05:24 PM)
Yeah, but still! So many pages just gone, for nothing!
spammeli-spam
Not for nothing.
*Eyes tear up*
They valiantly sacrificed themselves in defense of other threads.
Every page that lies there riddled with spam s nothing less than a hero.
We salute you.
True are ye words, matey!
Lets celebrate those pages, for without their heroism, Acadian and Kiln would have so much work to do and their ban hammers would surely break!
*Checks tday's top posters list*
Wow, we're seriously trashing everyone here.
Between the two of us we've killed off two and a half pages in the last twenty four hours.
Wow, we're seriously trashing everyone here.
Between the two of us we've killed off two and a half pages in the last twenty four hours.
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 17 2013, 06:36 PM)
*Checks tday's top posters list*
Wow, we're seriously trashing everyone here.
Between the two of us we've killed off two and a half pages in the last twenty four hours.
Believe me, this is nothing. When Kobby and I had our little emoticon war we single-handedly filled more than six pages in under an hour!
Emoticon war?
vs 
?Maybe the odd
or some 
?
P'raps some 
officers and 
minefields?
officers and minefields?
People!!!! Random emoticon spam time!!
👩💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈💀💀💀💀💀😱😱😱😱😱😅
👩💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈💀💀💀💀💀😱😱😱😱😱😅
I see boxes.
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Nov 17 2013, 10:53 PM)
People!!!! Random emoticon spam time!!
👩💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈💀💀💀💀💀😱😱😱😱😱😅
What the?
The presence of such things in this thread will not be tolerated.
To arms!
Death to boxes!
Boxes? What boxes?
Anyway, more troops!!
Anyway, more troops!!
What happened to mALX? How is she?
QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Nov 17 2013, 05:57 PM)
What happened to mALX? How is she?
I've been emailing her for the past week and no response. Last week, her computer had broken, so I'm hoping that's the case again.
I hope she's alright, I worry
I’m afraid my report’s the same as Liz’s. mALX had dropped off the site for awhile with puter problems. When her puter came back up, we were talking via emails. Then about a week ago she dropped off from even that. Like Liz, I’m hoping it is just more puter problems. . . but like Kobby, I’m worried. 
So let’s all keep our fingers crossed that our lovable flying squirrel will soon be back with us - safe and healthy.
So let’s all keep our fingers crossed that our lovable flying squirrel will soon be back with us - safe and healthy.
I will not tolerate anything bad happening to mALX!!!!
If only she had a smart phone she could still browse without her PC. That's what I check the site from about half the time or more.
Don´t have a smartphone either, they tend to make people dumber 
QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 18 2013, 08:11 AM)
Don´t have a smartphone either, they tend to make people dumber
Psssshhht. People are getting progressively dumber as time goes by anyways so you might as well embrace technology that makes life easier. Twenty years ago nobody had the vast expanse of information available that we have now. I hear someone talking about something that sounds like BS to me and instead of wondering if it's true I can pull up a window online using my phone with thousands of references that can tell me if the person is right or not.
Too much reliance on technology is crippling people but the fact of it is that an phone can't make you dumber unless you let it, which usually comes in the form of allowing technology that panders to laziness to replace actual intelligence or critical thought. I've actually found the ease of searching for information to be extremely useful across basically all aspects of my life.
Naturally I was just teasing you a bit
Of course they can be very useful and as long as you don´t have everything in it and send your brain on permanent vacation you´re not getting dumber. I would have loved that kind of phone when I was in school but now I just don´t have any real use for one.
Besides, it´s always fun to show people my (old) flip-up phone that´s not only equipped with an outside antenna, but real buttons! Physical buttons!!!
Of course they can be very useful and as long as you don´t have everything in it and send your brain on permanent vacation you´re not getting dumber. I would have loved that kind of phone when I was in school but now I just don´t have any real use for one.
Besides, it´s always fun to show people my (old) flip-up phone that´s not only equipped with an outside antenna, but real buttons! Physical buttons!!!
QUOTE(Kiln @ Nov 18 2013, 08:17 AM)
Too much reliance on technology is crippling people
I don't know about that statement. We're a tool-using species, and use of modern technology is nothing more than an evolutionary perogative; the iPhone is nothing more than the latest iteration of a long line of these tools that started with the rocks our ancestors used to crack nuts.
Despite popular misconceptions, humankind isn't actually being made stupider by the internet; studies have shown that the average information processing capacity of children growing up with the internet is actually much greater than that of those who didn't (admittedly this comes at the cost of shortened attention spans). People think that the internet has made us stupider, but the truth is this; people have always been stupid, but naturally people don't want to think badly of themselves, and all the internet has done has held up a mirror to humanity and made that delusion impossible. Humanity has always been stupid, and the internet has not made us stupid; the internet has simply removed our capacity to lie to ourselves and revealed the idiot within.
Christ, that got heavy...
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Nov 18 2013, 09:25 AM)
QUOTE(Kiln @ Nov 18 2013, 08:17 AM)
Too much reliance on technology is crippling people
I don't know about that statement. We're a tool-using species, and use of modern technology is nothing more than an evolutionary perogative; the iPhone is nothing more than the latest iteration of a long line of these tools that started with the rocks our ancestors used to crack nuts.
Despite popular misconceptions, humankind isn't actually being made stupider by the internet; studies have shown that the average information processing capacity of children growing up with the internet is actually much greater than that of those who didn't (admittedly this comes at the cost of shortened attention spans). People think that the internet has made us stupider, but the truth is this; people have always been stupid, but naturally people don't want to think badly of themselves, and all the internet has done has held up a mirror to humanity and made that delusion impossible. Humanity has always been stupid, and the internet has not made us stupid; the internet has simply removed our capacity to lie to ourselves and revealed the idiot within.
Christ, that got heavy...
Actually I was specifically talking about features like autocorrect and voice activated searches damaging the necessity for us to actually use our heads for anything. Everything can't be on autopilot all the time or else nobody will ever learn how to fly.
I completely agree that widespread internet access has made people as a whole more intelligent and I cited a direct example of using this myself in my last post when I noted that I often use the internet to fact check people. I'm actually a big supporter of advanced technology, I just want people to be able to hang on to the aspects of human intelligence as well.
Another major problem I have is tied directly to social networking and the voluntary destruction of all privacy. Facebook for instance is a massive data harvesting site that sells information to various companies to help them market products to you but people line up to join and toss away the last shred of their private lives.
QUOTE(Kiln @ Nov 18 2013, 10:34 AM)
Another major problem I have is tied directly to social networking and the voluntary destruction of all privacy. Facebook for instance is a massive data harvesting site that sells information to various companies to help them market products to you but people line up to join and toss away the last shred of their private lives.
People keep saying "well, as long as you´re not a criminal what does it matter?"
To name only one out of so many examples, I say look at pre- and post WWII Germany, Russia, Italy etc. I bet most people there weren´t criminals as we define the word. However, the definition can be quite different to the leaders.
Bah, if you ask me social networking sites like facebook should be banned. Too much trouble.
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 18 2013, 11:41 AM)
Bah, if you ask me social networking sites like facebook should be banned. Too much trouble.
Definitely.
F***ing piece of g*****n s**t
Correct amount of asterisks now, Callidus? Any other complaint maybe?
Too. Many. Asterisks.
Geez. There´s no pleasing some people, is there? 
Not in this thread.
It would make things too quiet.
It would make things too quiet.
QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 18 2013, 05:54 AM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 18 2013, 11:41 AM)
Bah, if you ask me social networking sites like facebook should be banned. Too much trouble.
Definitely.
F***ing piece of g*****n s**t
Correct amount of asterisks now, Callidus? Any other complaint maybe?
Piece of what sh*t?
I'm guessing goddamn.
Took me a minute to get it, too.
Took me a minute to get it, too.
Hey! Don´t un-censor my censors!
QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 18 2013, 11:50 AM)
***! ***´* **-****** ** *******!
Very well, consider yourself censored
Too. Many. Asterisks.
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