I'm at my mother in law's house, and got some crackers for my chili. I sat down, and within three seconds, all of the toddlers in the house swarmed me and took my crackers.
Sigh.
[Documentary voice]
And here we see one of nature's most effective predators; the toddler. Indivually weak and easily handled, in packs they are virtually unstoppable, swarming victims and all but swiping the food from their mouths, then scattering in an attempt to look cute to deter pursuit. Between this and the fearsome protective instincts of their parents, toddlers have no natural predators, leaving them at te top of the food chain, and no effective defense against toddlers has ever been found, beyond using chairs of impractical height.
[/Documentary voice]

I just read that post in David Attenborough's voice, and it was amazing.
I'm at my mother in law's house, and got some crackers for my chili. I sat down, and within three seconds, all of the toddlers in the house swarmed me and took my crackers.
Sigh.
[Documentary voice]
And here we see one of nature's most effective predators; the toddler. Indivually weak and easily handled, in packs they are virtually unstoppable, swarming victims and all but swiping the food from their mouths, then scattering in an attempt to look cute to deter pursuit. Between this and the fearsome protective instincts of their parents, toddlers have no natural predators, leaving them at te top of the food chain, and no effective defense against toddlers has ever been found, beyond using chairs of impractical height.
[/Documentary voice]

Oh my [censored] god XD
