Vital
Jan 8 2014, 12:27 AM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 8 2014, 10:25 AM)

QUOTE(Vital @ Jan 7 2014, 06:24 PM)

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 8 2014, 10:08 AM)

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Jan 7 2014, 06:07 PM)

Huh.
That'll teach me not to google before I post.

I used dictionary

I used yahoo answers, because who needs a reliable source?

These days, nobody

Internet!
King Of Beasts
Jan 8 2014, 12:29 AM
The Internet is considered super reliable lol
Vital
Jan 8 2014, 12:32 AM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 8 2014, 10:29 AM)

The Internet is considered super reliable lol
If someone takes the time to put it on the internet, it must be reliable. Right?
King Of Beasts
Jan 8 2014, 12:35 AM
QUOTE(Vital @ Jan 7 2014, 06:32 PM)

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 8 2014, 10:29 AM)

The Internet is considered super reliable lol
If someone takes the time to put it on the internet, it must be reliable. Right?

Apparently
Callidus Thorn
Jan 8 2014, 12:40 AM
Well, it's 20 to midnight here in Blighty, so I think I'll be calling it quits for the night.
Later.
Elisabeth Hollow
Jan 8 2014, 12:41 AM
Na-night!
Vital
Jan 8 2014, 12:42 AM
See ya!
Elisabeth Hollow
Jan 8 2014, 12:46 AM
I've officially lost my sense of taste. Great.
King Of Beasts
Jan 8 2014, 12:48 AM
Your nose is that stuffed up? Jeez.
Kiln
Jan 8 2014, 12:50 AM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 7 2014, 11:46 PM)

I've officially lost my sense of taste. Great.
For fashion?
Vital
Jan 8 2014, 12:53 AM

that cant be fun...
Elisabeth Hollow
Jan 8 2014, 12:54 AM
QUOTE(Kiln @ Jan 7 2014, 05:50 PM)

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 7 2014, 11:46 PM)

I've officially lost my sense of taste. Great.
For fashion?
PFFFFT. I never had a sense of fashion.
Kiln
Jan 8 2014, 12:59 AM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 7 2014, 11:54 PM)

QUOTE(Kiln @ Jan 7 2014, 05:50 PM)

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 7 2014, 11:46 PM)

I've officially lost my sense of taste. Great.
For fashion?
PFFFFT. I never had a sense of fashion.
Me neither. I don't even wish I did.
Maybe it is because I'm from the South?
Elisabeth Hollow
Jan 8 2014, 01:02 AM
QUOTE(Kiln @ Jan 7 2014, 05:59 PM)

Me neither. I don't even wish I did.
I sort of do, but at the same time I'd MUCH rather have a sense of what's comfy and appropriate for the weather rather than sweat my ass off in the summer or freeze to death in the winter. Besides, funky accessories are just things attackers can grab onto.
King Of Beasts
Jan 8 2014, 01:06 AM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 7 2014, 07:02 PM)

QUOTE(Kiln @ Jan 7 2014, 05:59 PM)

Me neither. I don't even wish I did.
I sort of do, but at the same time I'd MUCH rather have a sense of what's comfy and appropriate for the weather rather than sweat my ass off in the summer or freeze to death in the winter. Besides, funky accessories are just things attackers can grab onto.
Nobody comes near you when you look like a mugger
Elisabeth Hollow
Jan 8 2014, 01:15 AM
Exactly!! XD
King Of Beasts
Jan 8 2014, 01:20 AM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 7 2014, 07:15 PM)

Exactly!! XD
If that done work just pee on them
Elisabeth Hollow
Jan 8 2014, 01:26 AM
I've already got an action plan if I'm ever mugged.
Hopefully I'm aware enough to actually put it into action lol
King Of Beasts
Jan 8 2014, 01:26 AM
Mine is panic and scream lol
Elisabeth Hollow
Jan 8 2014, 01:28 AM
Mine is something like that. Except it's actually panic, like you, and possibly have a panic attack. Suffocate and die.
Yep. Sound plan there :]
King Of Beasts
Jan 8 2014, 01:29 AM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 7 2014, 07:28 PM)

Mine is something like that. Except it's actually panic, like you, and possibly have a panic attack. Suffocate and die.
Yep. Sound plan there :]
I'm confident you could defend yourself lol
Elisabeth Hollow
Jan 8 2014, 01:31 AM
I am not, lol
King Of Beasts
Jan 8 2014, 01:33 AM
You know a lot about ways to kill people, don't say you can't defend yourself lol
Kiln
Jan 8 2014, 01:37 AM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 8 2014, 12:28 AM)

Mine is something like that. Except it's actually panic, like you, and possibly have a panic attack. Suffocate and die.
Yep. Sound plan there :]
Aggressive plan, I like it.

They wouldn't expect it for sure!
Elisabeth Hollow
Jan 8 2014, 01:42 AM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 7 2014, 06:33 PM)

You know a lot about ways to kill people, don't say you can't defend yourself lol
But only in carefully planned ways, not in an emergency lol
King Of Beasts
Jan 8 2014, 01:48 AM
You can discreetly kill them
Elisabeth Hollow
Jan 8 2014, 01:49 AM
I'm not going to discreetly kill ANYONE XD
King Of Beasts
Jan 8 2014, 01:53 AM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 7 2014, 07:49 PM)

I'm not going to discreetly kill ANYONE XD
You sure? You don't have it out for ANYBODY?
Elisabeth Hollow
Jan 8 2014, 01:55 AM
Oh I have it out for people. I just don't want to spend enough time around someone I dislike long enough to poison their food or their drink or make them inhale poisonous gas XD
King Of Beasts
Jan 8 2014, 01:57 AM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 7 2014, 07:55 PM)

Oh I have it out for people. I just don't want to spend enough time around someone I dislike long enough to poison their food or their drink or make them inhale poisonous gas XD
So in short you don't wanna put in the effort to kill them?
I think you should become an assassin
Elisabeth Hollow
Jan 8 2014, 02:00 AM
I'd be the laaaaaaziest assassin ever, lol
I'd never train, and would just google my targets and go "Naaaaaah. Too far away. I'd rather play videogames."
King Of Beasts
Jan 8 2014, 02:02 AM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 7 2014, 08:00 PM)

I'd be the laaaaaaziest assassin ever, lol
I'd never train, and would just google my targets and go "Naaaaaah. Too far away. I'd rather play videogames."

Ok, other than that, you'd be a good assassin

I want to be an assassin, lol. I'm too clumsy though
Elisabeth Hollow
Jan 8 2014, 02:04 AM
I want to be n assassin without any of the actual work
As in just automatically be cool and sexy with no effort. And know how to do things lol
I want to look like an assassin without actually BEING one lol
King Of Beasts
Jan 8 2014, 02:05 AM
You are more than capable of just looking like one
Elisabeth Hollow
Jan 8 2014, 02:05 AM
But the effort XD
King Of Beasts
Jan 8 2014, 02:08 AM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 7 2014, 08:05 PM)

But the effort XD
Wow, you're just as lazy as me
Elisabeth Hollow
Jan 8 2014, 02:13 AM
I would suck as an assassin, because that requires charm at times lol
King Of Beasts
Jan 8 2014, 02:14 AM
...you're funny. That's good enough
Elisabeth Hollow
Jan 8 2014, 02:17 AM
I lack an astounding amount of charm lol
People think I'm being sarcastic at times. Nope. I just lack tact...
King Of Beasts
Jan 8 2014, 02:19 AM
I'm sorry, but id probably be a better assassin than you
Elisabeth Hollow
Jan 8 2014, 02:20 AM
LOL probably!
King Of Beasts
Jan 8 2014, 02:20 AM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 7 2014, 08:20 PM)

LOL probably!
I can be charming
Elisabeth Hollow
Jan 8 2014, 02:24 AM
I wouldn't know.
King Of Beasts
Jan 8 2014, 02:25 AM
I sweet talk my food all the time
Elisabeth Hollow
Jan 8 2014, 02:29 AM
Oh my god XD
King Of Beasts
Jan 8 2014, 02:31 AM
That's the sad truth. I'm most polite and charming to what I'm about to eat lol
Kiln
Jan 8 2014, 03:24 AM
Things you'll need to know about to lead a life as an assassin:
1. How to pick locks.
2. How to handle weapons (normal and improvised).
3. Basic unarmed combat skills.
4. Awesome sunglasses.
5. A killer (lol) catch phrase and/or entertaining one liners.
6. How to fake a cool accent in order to apper foreign and therefore, automagically more mysterious.
Elisabeth Hollow
Jan 8 2014, 03:26 AM
QUOTE(Kiln @ Jan 7 2014, 08:24 PM)

Things you'll need to know about to lead a life as an assassin:
1. How to pick locks.
2. How to handle weapons (normal and improvised).
3. Basic unarmed combat skills.
4. Awesome sunglasses.
5. A killer (lol) catch phrase and/or entertaining one liners.
6. How to fake a cool accent in order to apper foreign and therefore, automagically more mysterious.
I fail on all except six. I do a damn good Russian accent, except when asked to do it XD
King Of Beasts
Jan 8 2014, 03:28 AM
QUOTE(Kiln @ Jan 7 2014, 09:24 PM)

Things you'll need to know about to lead a life as an assassin:
1. How to pick locks.
2. How to handle weapons (normal and improvised).
3. Basic unarmed combat skills.
4. Awesome sunglasses.
5. A killer (lol) catch phrase and/or entertaining one liners.
6. How to fake a cool accent in order to apper foreign and therefore, automagically more mysterious.
I can do a handful of those lol. Except 5 and 6 and 4

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 7 2014, 09:26 PM)

QUOTE(Kiln @ Jan 7 2014, 08:24 PM)

Things you'll need to know about to lead a life as an assassin:
1. How to pick locks.
2. How to handle weapons (normal and improvised).
3. Basic unarmed combat skills.
4. Awesome sunglasses.
5. A killer (lol) catch phrase and/or entertaining one liners.
6. How to fake a cool accent in order to apper foreign and therefore, automagically more mysterious.
I fail on all except six. I do a damn good Russian accent, except when asked to do it XD
We'll damn
Kiln
Jan 8 2014, 03:34 AM
Perhaps some day guys.
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