Full Version: The Everything Thread
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I thought that they made the scene AFTER American Dad came in.
IM SO [censored] CONFUSED RIGHT NOW! My mind has been blown 
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Aug 13 2013, 07:46 PM) 
I thought that they made the scene AFTER American Dad came in.
You sure? That may be true, we have a lot of re-runs here and what you´re saying could be true.
Then it means they took Stan from American Dad and used him in Stewie´s simulation. Clear as day
Oh. Now I get it. Alright, don't mind me, I'm a bit slow, lol
Me too. He's awesome 
American Dad, Family Guy, and The Cleveland Show are all created by the same people.
They occasionally bring characters from the other two shows in and do cameos. Stan Smith is completely different from Joe. Joe works for the police and has a totally different personality.
They infrequently bring in various characters just for fun because people love cameos.
They occasionally bring characters from the other two shows in and do cameos. Stan Smith is completely different from Joe. Joe works for the police and has a totally different personality.
They infrequently bring in various characters just for fun because people love cameos.
I feel a bit left out.
All of those shows(Family Guy,American Dad and the *shudders* Cleveland Show) are some of my least favourite shows on TV.
All of those shows(Family Guy,American Dad and the *shudders* Cleveland Show) are some of my least favourite shows on TV.
You don't like family guy? 
You don't like Family Guy?
*mALX turns green and grows to giant proportions, rips shirt off*
"Them's fightin' words!"
*mALX stomps over to the Imp and ties him in a knot*
QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 13 2013, 04:19 PM)
You don't like Family Guy?
*mALX turns green and grows to giant proportions, rips shirt off*
"Them's fightin' words!"
*mALX stomps over to the Imp and ties him in a knot*
Shh, calm down mALX. It's okay. -pats back-
People are entitled to thier own opinions
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 13 2013, 04:20 PM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 13 2013, 04:19 PM)
You don't like Family Guy?
*mALX turns green and grows to giant proportions, rips shirt off*
"Them's fightin' words!"
*mALX stomps over to the Imp and ties him in a knot*
Shh, calm down mALX. It's okay. -pats back-
People are entitled to thier own opinions
"Oh. Okay."
*mALX shrinks back down, turns flesh colored. Go finds shirt to put on*
You tied ImpSnob into a knot
*A voice calls from the shadows.*
"Only *I* may tease ImpSnob. Noone kills Kakarot when I'm around!"
"Only *I* may tease ImpSnob. Noone kills Kakarot when I'm around!"
Hey, don't look at me, I stopped mALX from squashing him into a little ball and playing baseball with him
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Aug 13 2013, 04:46 PM)
*A voice calls from the shadows.*
"Only *I* may tease ImpSnob. Noone kills Kakarot when I'm around!"
*mALX turns green, grows to giant proportions and rips shirt off*
"He is not my precious Goku! Grrrr..."
*mALX stomps over, ties Blackie in a knot*
mALX, Shh. Calm down. Remember your temper, remember your breathing exercises. Blackie is your FRIEND.
-pats back-
-pats back-
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 13 2013, 05:31 PM)
mALX, Shh. Calm down. Remember your temper, remember your breathing exercises. Blackie is your FRIEND.
-pats back-
"Oh. You're right!"
*mALX shrinks back down, turns flesh colored. Goes and finds another shirt to put on*
Good. 
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 13 2013, 05:43 PM)
Good.
You don't twist friends into knots 
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 13 2013, 05:49 PM)
You don't twist friends into knots
QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 13 2013, 05:50 PM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 13 2013, 05:49 PM)
You don't twist friends into knots
mALX....
You don't tie friends into knots.....Unless I'm allowed to participate
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 13 2013, 05:53 PM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 13 2013, 05:50 PM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 13 2013, 05:49 PM)
You don't twist friends into knots
mALX....
You don't tie friends into knots.....Unless I'm allowed to participate
Okay!
Now I'm up to trouble, lol
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 13 2013, 06:01 PM)
Now I'm up to trouble, lol
Wanna partner up and cause trouble
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 13 2013, 06:07 PM)
Wanna partner up and cause trouble
I'm on it. I'll go get Boo Boo.
QUOTE(ImperialSnob @ Aug 13 2013, 07:55 PM)
I feel a bit left out.
All of those shows(Family Guy,American Dad and the *shudders* Cleveland Show) are some of my least favourite shows on TV.
I find them so ridiculous and over the top that they're hilarious. Have you tried watching it more than once? Maybe you just caught a couple of bad episodes? Also, alcohol makes them much more hilarious as well, if you're of legal drinking age of course.
QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 13 2013, 06:16 PM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 13 2013, 06:07 PM)
Wanna partner up and cause trouble
I'm on it. I'll go get Boo Boo.
I'll get the sports car
*A Voice calls from the depths of the inky darkness*
"You missed." It resonates from the right.
"I'm over here." It resonates from the left.
"Or, am I over here?" It resonates North by Northwest.
*Hitchcock theme starts playing*
"Find me, if you can." It resonates from everywhere.
"Or, perhaps you've already found me, perhaps I am the darkness!"
Muahahahahahahahaha!!!™
"You missed." It resonates from the right.
"I'm over here." It resonates from the left.
"Or, am I over here?" It resonates North by Northwest.
*Hitchcock theme starts playing*
"Find me, if you can." It resonates from everywhere.
"Or, perhaps you've already found me, perhaps I am the darkness!"
Muahahahahahahahaha!!!™
*Sets everything on fire*
That'll flush him out.
Anywhoo, after the past few days which I've spent forgetting to shave, I've decided that I like the look of unshaved Mustard. So I'm growing a beard. And none of you can stop me. None of you!
That'll flush him out.
Anywhoo, after the past few days which I've spent forgetting to shave, I've decided that I like the look of unshaved Mustard. So I'm growing a beard. And none of you can stop me. None of you!
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Aug 13 2013, 08:25 PM)
*Sets everything on fire*
That'll flush him out.
Anywhoo, after the past few days which I've spent forgetting to shave, I've decided that I like the look of unshaved Mustard. So I'm growing a beard. And none of you can stop me. None of you!
Just remember, you heard it here first = I called it weeks ago, MUWAAAHAAA!!!!
http://i434.photobucket.com/albums/qq67/Ma...zpsa489d422.jpg
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Aug 13 2013, 05:25 PM)
*Sets everything on fire*
That'll flush him out.
Anywhoo, after the past few days which I've spent forgetting to shave, I've decided that I like the look of unshaved Mustard. So I'm growing a beard. And none of you can stop me. None of you!
If I win the Lotto for Hundreds of Millions, I won't hire you as my Bar-Guard. That is going out drinking with me on my tab, across the world, on a six figure income and finishing my fights with complementary tazer/brass knuckles, if you don't.
Also: *The Darkness is UNflammable!*
Muhahahahaha--*HACK-COUGH-WHEEZE--hahahahah!®©
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Aug 13 2013, 08:38 PM)
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Aug 13 2013, 05:25 PM)
*Sets everything on fire*
That'll flush him out.
Anywhoo, after the past few days which I've spent forgetting to shave, I've decided that I like the look of unshaved Mustard. So I'm growing a beard. And none of you can stop me. None of you!
If I win the Lotto for Hundreds of Millions, I won't hire you as my Bar-Guard. That is going out drinking with me on my tab, across the world, on a six figure income and finishing my fights with complementary tazer/brass knuckles, if you don't.
Also: *The Darkness is UNflammable!*
Muhahahahaha--*HACK-COUGH-WHEEZE--hahahahah!®©
*mALX tosses girl in corset into light beaming through the darkness. She (the girl) lures Blackie into light like a fish taking the bait*
"MUUWAAHAAA! Gotcha!"
*
QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 13 2013, 05:43 PM)
*mALX tosses girl in corset into light beaming through the darkness. She (the girl) lures Blackie into light like a fish taking the bait*
"MUUWAAHAAA! Gotcha!"
Yes.
Yes you do.
Shouldn't have made such an incredibly funny rewrite of that Lonely Island song, thus revealing my debilitating weakness!!
But the girl in corset stays with me. I did get lured in after all.
Oh and the obligatory: "Curses! Foiled again!"
Proceed and do your worst while I ogle the corset-clad woman.
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Aug 13 2013, 08:47 PM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 13 2013, 05:43 PM)
*mALX tosses girl in corset into light beaming through the darkness. She (the girl) lures Blackie into light like a fish taking the bait*
"MUUWAAHAAA! Gotcha!"
Yes.
Yes you do.
Shouldn't have made such an incredibly funny rewrite of that Lonely Island song, thus revealing my debilitating weakness!!
But the girl in corset stays with me. I did get lured in after all.
Oh and the obligatory: "Curses! Foiled again!"
Proceed and do your worst while I ogle the corset-clad woman.
*mALX pulls out notepad, makes log of this development*
"MUWAAAHAAAHAAA!"
There's a hundred guests online.
GET THE [censored] FLAMETHROWER!
GET THE [censored] FLAMETHROWER!
The humor in Family Guy can be a bit...dumb?
Also RANDOM REFRENCE EVERY 5 MINUTES OH LOOK A PARODY OF A CELEBRITY OH ANOTHER AND ANOTHER OH SO FUNNEH!easdhg
Also RANDOM REFRENCE EVERY 5 MINUTES OH LOOK A PARODY OF A CELEBRITY OH ANOTHER AND ANOTHER OH SO FUNNEH!easdhg
What the hell goes on here while I´m away!?? 
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Aug 13 2013, 07:25 PM)
*Sets everything on fire*
That'll flush him out.
Anywhoo, after the past few days which I've spent forgetting to shave, I've decided that I like the look of unshaved Mustard. So I'm growing a beard. And none of you can stop me. None of you!
Beards is sexy. My husband has a beard. If he didn't, I'd leave him.
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Aug 14 2013, 12:28 PM)
Beards is sexy. My husband has a beard. If he didn't, I'd leave him.
You like your men hairy, right? I think you also mentioned you like men with long hair
-goes to send new shaver to Hubster-
The drummer from ZZ Top is the only one without a beard...He's called Frank Beard though... ...
Mary Beard is an excellent historian specialising in Roman stuff...
I admire both, though would hesitate to describe them as sexy... ..
...Mary Beard is an excellent historian specialising in Roman stuff...
I admire both, though would hesitate to describe them as sexy...
..
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Aug 14 2013, 04:47 PM)
The drummer from ZZ Top is the only one without a beard...He's called Frank Beard though...
... 
*Points*...SHE'SGOTLEHEHEEEGS!!...
Alright. Too lazy to read all the comments. Someone fill me in on what happened? Lol
Random hilarity, and ensued hijinks.
Corsets. XD
mALX isn't gonna bring the picture of that fish thing again, is she?
I saw a corset at lunch today. It was wearing a big girl (also very tall) with massive hair and a lot of ink on display. We had kind of a small interaction. She was walking in front of me like she was in a parade all the way to the buffet line. When we got there she turned around and gave me a look like, What are you staring at? So I leaned way around her to see if there were any samosas left. 
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