You stole fizzy lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!
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You stole fizzy lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!
Start speaking in a thick Russian accent, just to confuse the crap out of them.
Speak in Spanish to them, or just make a bunch of clicking sounds, lol.
QUOTE(mALX @ Oct 9 2013, 12:04 PM) 
QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Oct 9 2013, 12:57 PM)
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Oct 9 2013, 04:55 PM)
I'm getting made fun of by my coworkers for having a southern accent. In Texas. This is why I curb it. I'm really sensitive about my stupid accent, and they won't let up. I keep having to speak a little slower so there's no trace, and every tome I catch myself I turn red.
-sigh-
Yeah. I know it's not a good thing. I'm trying to get rid of it.
It isn't that big of a deal, though, honestly. An accent is perfectly normal. I have speech issues greater than yours! Accents are nothing bad. Politely tell them to go [censored] themselves. Nicely.
I have to agree with DE here. I think they are teasing you because they have discovered it embarrasses you and they are getting a reaction with it. If they stop getting a reaction, they will stop.
So say it like this, "Go foke yourselves, ya'll..."
ROFL !!
Yeaaaaaaah it doesn't work. I told a story three months ago and one of them repeats the story to everyone like it was him. I literally don't listen to him when he repeats it, it he still, yo this day, retells the story.
QUOTE(mALX @ Oct 9 2013, 06:16 PM)
Speak in Spanish to them, or just make a bunch of clicking sounds, lol.
Or start using sign language and then call them ablist if they complain.
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Oct 9 2013, 01:17 PM)
Yeaaaaaaah it doesn't work. I told a story three months ago and one of them repeats the story to everyone like it was him. I literally don't listen to him when he repeats it, it he still, yo this day, retells the story.
SPEW !!! He is stealing your life to make his own sound more interesting, ROFL !!! Think up some really wild stories to tell him that will freak people out when he repeats them saying it was him, ROFL !!
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Oct 9 2013, 06:40 PM)
You sir, have made my day.
"Stop shaving you don't have a beard."
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Oct 9 2013, 01:40 PM)
SPEW !!! All I got was a 3 minute add for "Poo-Pourri" - I nearly fell out of my chair laughing! Great ad !!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKLnhuzh9uY
Oh, that musical was AWESOME! Better than the book! Lol.
QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Oct 9 2013, 01:47 PM)
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Oct 9 2013, 06:40 PM)
You sir, have made my day.
"Stop shaving you don't have a beard."
I loved that line best too!
QUOTE(mALX @ Oct 9 2013, 12:21 PM)
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Oct 9 2013, 01:17 PM)
Yeaaaaaaah it doesn't work. I told a story three months ago and one of them repeats the story to everyone like it was him. I literally don't listen to him when he repeats it, it he still, yo this day, retells the story.
SPEW !!! He is stealing your life to make his own sound more interesting, ROFL !!! Think up some really wild stories to tell him that will freak people out when he repeats them saying it was him, ROFL !!
The story was "My stepmom went to Aldi one day, and they apparently lower their meats down at the end of the day. She got four hamburger patties for $2.50."
THAT WAS IT. The other coworker and I both have to scrimp and scrounge for food, so I was giving him a tip on how he could get meat for cheap. I really don't get why this story bears repeating thirty times(no joke, I counted) in one day.
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Oct 9 2013, 01:26 PM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Oct 9 2013, 12:21 PM)
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Oct 9 2013, 01:17 PM)
Yeaaaaaaah it doesn't work. I told a story three months ago and one of them repeats the story to everyone like it was him. I literally don't listen to him when he repeats it, it he still, yo this day, retells the story.
SPEW !!! He is stealing your life to make his own sound more interesting, ROFL !!! Think up some really wild stories to tell him that will freak people out when he repeats them saying it was him, ROFL !!
The story was "My stepmom went to Aldi one day, and they apparently lower their meats down at the end of the day. She got four hamburger patties for $2.50."
THAT WAS IT. The other coworker and I both have to scrimp and scrounge for food, so I was giving him a tip on how he could get meat for cheap. I really don't get why this story bears repeating thirty times(no joke, I counted) in one day.
WHAT?!
$2.50? I can get that for a buck!
Looks like I need to come out to Texas and teach you how to live!
Involutary Life Coaching is coming your way!!
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Oct 9 2013, 04:26 PM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Oct 9 2013, 12:21 PM)
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Oct 9 2013, 01:17 PM)
Yeaaaaaaah it doesn't work. I told a story three months ago and one of them repeats the story to everyone like it was him. I literally don't listen to him when he repeats it, it he still, yo this day, retells the story.
SPEW !!! He is stealing your life to make his own sound more interesting, ROFL !!! Think up some really wild stories to tell him that will freak people out when he repeats them saying it was him, ROFL !!
The story was "My stepmom went to Aldi one day, and they apparently lower their meats down at the end of the day. She got four hamburger patties for $2.50."
THAT WAS IT. The other coworker and I both have to scrimp and scrounge for food, so I was giving him a tip on how he could get meat for cheap. I really don't get why this story bears repeating thirty times(no joke, I counted) in one day.
I just don't get the logic of someone people.
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Oct 9 2013, 03:30 PM)
WHAT?!
$2.50? I can get that for a buck!
Looks like I need to come out to Texas and teach you how to live!
Involutary Life Coaching is coming your way!!
I don't have your hands XD
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Oct 9 2013, 03:39 PM)
I don't have your hands XD
You mean to say these beautiful hands that care for life, make calligraphy, cook awesome food, clean my apartment, carries the burdens of the aged and infirm, pets kittens and chokes those who would offend the innocent, writes words into a coalescence of perfect verbal poetry; are also the same hands that inspire fear and respect into men, and drives women wild?
You're saying these hands are the reason I get food so cheap?
Nice!
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Oct 9 2013, 06:51 PM)
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Oct 9 2013, 03:39 PM)
I don't have your hands XD
You mean to say these beautiful hands that care for life, make calligraphy, cook awesome food, clean my apartment, carries the burdens of the aged and infirm, pets kittens and chokes those who would offend the innocent, writes words into a coalescence of perfect verbal poetry; are also the same hands that inspire fear and respect into men, and drives women wild?
You're saying these hands are the reason I get food so cheap?
Nice!
Bolded is the only thing I care about XD
IT'S LEIF ERICSSON DAY!!!!!!
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Oct 9 2013, 08:16 PM)
-ahem- that's hinge dinge durgen, thanks.
A warning to those who would behold madness unknowingly: Look away now. For what is seen cannot be unseen.
For here begins the Third Squirrel War! The Musical!
Originally slated avatar of R. Kelly couldn't appear tonight, because I have other plans for him.
Taking center stage of the Dramatis Personae Manus Ebenus Avatar shall be....
Doctor Horrible!
"Hahahahaha-hahah-aaaahhhh-haa...."
"I'm still working on it. Anyways...it seems a certain squirrel has evaded my near-omnipotent wrath once again! Not for long! I just signed up for Inept Henchmen Unlimited!™ For only $9.99 a month I have a virtually limitless supply of hired hands that aren't worth the tarnished nickel that was spent on them!"
"CoooooooooooooBraaaAAAAAAAAAAAA!!"
"No! NO! No....oh forget it,...just go flush her out before your extremely limited life-expectancies are up!"
For here begins the Third Squirrel War! The Musical!
Originally slated avatar of R. Kelly couldn't appear tonight, because I have other plans for him.
Taking center stage of the Dramatis Personae Manus Ebenus Avatar shall be....
Doctor Horrible!
"Hahahahaha-hahah-aaaahhhh-haa...."
"I'm still working on it. Anyways...it seems a certain squirrel has evaded my near-omnipotent wrath once again! Not for long! I just signed up for Inept Henchmen Unlimited!™ For only $9.99 a month I have a virtually limitless supply of hired hands that aren't worth the tarnished nickel that was spent on them!"
"CoooooooooooooBraaaAAAAAAAAAAAA!!"
"No! NO! No....oh forget it,...just go flush her out before your extremely limited life-expectancies are up!"
QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Oct 9 2013, 08:17 PM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Oct 9 2013, 08:16 PM)
-ahem- that's hinge dinge durgen, thanks.
EXCUSE me for not being able to spell in another language XD
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Oct 9 2013, 08:24 PM)
A warning to those who would behold madness unknowingly: Look away now. For what is seen cannot be unseen.
For here begins the Third Squirrel War! The Musical!
Originally slated avatar of R. Kelly couldn't appear tonight, because I have other plans for him.
Taking center stage of the Dramatis Personae Manus Ebenus Avatar shall be....
Doctor Horrible!
"Hahahahaha-hahah-aaaahhhh-haa...."
"I'm still working on it. Anyways...it seems a certain squirrel has evaded my near-omnipotent wrath once again! Not for long! I just signed up for Inept Henchmen Unlimited!™ For only $9.99 a month I have a virtually limitless supply of hired hands that aren't worth the tarnished nickel that was spent on them!"
"CoooooooooooooBraaaAAAAAAAAAAAA!!"
"No! NO! No....oh forget it,...just go flush her out before your extremely limited life-expectancies are up!"
Ooh! Dr. horrible is awesome. I can thank Liz for recommending it to me, lol
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Oct 9 2013, 07:51 PM)
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Oct 9 2013, 03:39 PM)
I don't have your hands XD
You mean to say these beautiful hands that care for life, make calligraphy, cook awesome food, clean my apartment, carries the burdens of the aged and infirm, pets kittens and chokes those who would offend the innocent, writes words into a coalescence of perfect verbal poetry; are also the same hands that inspire fear and respect into men, and drives women wild?
You're saying these hands are the reason I get food so cheap?
Nice!
Those hands should be getting everything for free, and it carried to them!
*mALX peeks in to see what Blackie is up to*
QUOTE(mALX @ Oct 9 2013, 05:54 PM)
Those hands should be getting everything for free, and it carried to them!
Agreed!
No, not really....I'm afraid these hands are what they are, because of what they do. Idle hands are the Devil's Playground....
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Oct 9 2013, 08:00 PM)
No, not really....I'm afraid these hands are what they are, because of what they do. Idle hands are the Devil's Playground....
That reminds me of a really bad movie...this kid did nothing all day, was lazy, and his hand ended up being possessed by Satan or something and killed everyone. Seth Green was in it. It was funny.
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Oct 9 2013, 09:00 PM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Oct 9 2013, 05:54 PM)
Those hands should be getting everything for free, and it carried to them!
Agreed!
No, not really....I'm afraid these hands are what they are, because of what they do. Idle hands are the Devil's Playground....
Wait, are you saying I am the devil then? Your hands can come ride [edited for content] in my playground then, ROFL !!!
(I can't believe I beat you to THAT punchline, Liz - you are slipping!)
QUOTE(mALX @ Oct 9 2013, 05:54 PM)
*mALX peeks in to see what Blackie is up to*
*Stays hidden in the Closet*
".......for now I'm in the closeeeet, waiting on a squirrel to show up here.....keep me waitiiiing too long...R. Kelly gonna get real angraaaay.....AND THEN PULL OUT MY GUN!...."
QUOTE(mALX @ Oct 9 2013, 08:10 PM)
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Oct 9 2013, 09:00 PM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Oct 9 2013, 05:54 PM)
Those hands should be getting everything for free, and it carried to them!
Agreed!
No, not really....I'm afraid these hands are what they are, because of what they do. Idle hands are the Devil's Playground....
Wait, are you saying I am the devil then? Your hands can come ride [edited for content] in my playground then, ROFL !!!
(I can't believe I beat you to THAT punchline, Liz - you are slipping!)
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my own sexiness.
Yo girl. Sup? 
QUOTE
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my own sexiness.
Really?
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Oct 9 2013, 09:17 PM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Oct 9 2013, 05:54 PM)
*mALX peeks in to see what Blackie is up to*
*Stays hidden in the Closet*
".......for now I'm in the closeeeet, waiting on a squirrel to show up here.....keep me waitiiiing too long...R. Kelly gonna get real angraaaay.....AND THEN PULL OUT MY GUN!...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nq_l1tnT8JE
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Oct 9 2013, 08:30 PM)
QUOTE
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my own sexiness.
Really?
-leans in closer-
WHAAAAT??
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Oct 9 2013, 10:19 PM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Oct 9 2013, 08:30 PM)
QUOTE
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my own sexiness.
Really?
-leans in closer-
WHAAAAT??
-shrinks back-
I'm questioning nothing
I STILL CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!
IM QUESTIONING NOTHING!!!
Hi!
Welcome back, Blackie and mALX!!
I've missed you....
Now ā lot is going on here in Newfoundland ...me and My friend are now TV celebs...For some reason people here think it's ā big deal that we are here....Two europeans coming to visit.....ā CAT....
Welcome back, Blackie and mALX!!
I've missed you....
Now ā lot is going on here in Newfoundland ...me and My friend are now TV celebs...For some reason people here think it's ā big deal that we are here....Two europeans coming to visit.....ā CAT....
QUOTE(minque @ Oct 9 2013, 11:58 PM)
Hi!
Welcome back, Blackie and mALX!!
I've missed you....
Now ā lot is going on here in Newfoundland ...me and My friend are now TV celebs...For some reason people here think it's ā big deal that we are here....Two europeans coming to visit.....ā CAT....
You stir interest every where you go, sweet Minque! I'm so glad you are having fun!
QUOTE(mALX @ Oct 10 2013, 06:00 AM)
QUOTE(minque @ Oct 9 2013, 11:58 PM)
Hi!
Welcome back, Blackie and mALX!!
I've missed you....
Now ā lot is going on here in Newfoundland ...me and My friend are now TV celebs...For some reason people here think it's ā big deal that we are here....Two europeans coming to visit.....ā CAT....
You stir interest every where you go, sweet Minque! I'm so glad you are having fun!
Maybe ....hmm now sweet squirrel, you take care of yourself..promise me that
QUOTE(minque @ Oct 10 2013, 12:08 AM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Oct 10 2013, 06:00 AM)
QUOTE(minque @ Oct 9 2013, 11:58 PM)
Hi!
Welcome back, Blackie and mALX!!
I've missed you....
Now ā lot is going on here in Newfoundland ...me and My friend are now TV celebs...For some reason people here think it's ā big deal that we are here....Two europeans coming to visit.....ā CAT....
You stir interest every where you go, sweet Minque! I'm so glad you are having fun!
Maybe ....hmm now sweet squirrel, you take care of yourself..promise me that
I'm trying, my dear Minque-y friend.
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Oct 9 2013, 09:17 PM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Oct 9 2013, 05:54 PM)
*mALX peeks in to see what Blackie is up to*
*Stays hidden in the Closet*
".......for now I'm in the closeeeet, waiting on a squirrel to show up here.....keep me waitiiiing too long...R. Kelly gonna get real angraaaay.....AND THEN PULL OUT MY GUN!...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nq_l1tnT8JE
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Oct 9 2013, 05:55 PM)
I'm getting made fun of by my coworkers for having a southern accent. In Texas. This is why I curb it. I'm really sensitive about my stupid accent, and they won't let up. I keep having to speak a little slower so there's no trace, and every tome I catch myself I turn red.
No no no, youīre approachiing the problem all wrong! Instead of giving in you should talk with the accent even more and really throw it in their faces every time you talk to them or are around them! That way it wonīt be as funny for them in the long run to make fun of you. Thatīs my experience with douchebags anyway, and I really had douchebags at my job!
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Oct 9 2013, 08:53 PM)
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Oct 9 2013, 06:18 PM)
You again
Oh, wait, you left the crazy at the door. Ok then, but *equips Ordinator gear* I'm watching you...
If you think McBadgere will stop his craziness sometime soon, all I can say is donīt hold your breath!
*Walks into thread*
*Walks quicker out of thread*
*Walks quicker out of thread*
You didnīt know what you signed up for, huh, Callidus!?
QUOTE(mirocu @ Oct 10 2013, 10:16 AM)
If you think McBadgere will stop his craziness sometime soon, all I can say is donīt hold your breath!
No!!...That's my job!!...
*Holds breath*...
*Thinks...*...
... ...
...
...
...*Faints*...
*Dun dun du-duh Dee da-da da-da dum-dum*...
*Proceeds to push up daisies...*...
QUOTE(mirocu @ Oct 10 2013, 10:45 AM)
You didnīt know what you signed up for, huh, Callidus!?
You could say that.
It's like the time I was at a fireworks display where they were setting them off under a large tree
It was going fine until a box of smaller, whistling ones started ricocheting off branches straight at us.Somewhat alarming, but exciting and entertaining.
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Oct 10 2013, 12:54 PM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Oct 10 2013, 10:16 AM)
If you think McBadgere will stop his craziness sometime soon, all I can say is donīt hold your breath!
No!!...That's my job!!...
*Holds breath*...
*Thinks...*...
... ... ... ... ...*Faints*...
*Dun dun du-duh Dee da-da da-da dum-dum*...
*Proceeds to push up daisies...*...
*Fearfully awaits Mcbadgere's reborn and more terrifying incarnation*
Wait a second, why am I waiting?
*Starts running, praying there's a minimum safe distance*
-Callidus is blocked by Rohirrim and the Riders of Rohan-
"I'm afraid not, Thorny Boy. You cannot stop what you have started; see it through to the end."
"I'm afraid not, Thorny Boy. You cannot stop what you have started; see it through to the end."
-sings-
I CAME IN LIKE A WREEEEECKING BAAAAALL!
I CAME IN LIKE A WREEEEECKING BAAAAALL!
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Oct 10 2013, 09:09 AM)
-sings-
I CAME IN LIKE A WREEEEECKING BAAAAALL!
Que?
Also, I think that picture is of you.
What picture?
Scroll up, lass, scroll up.
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Oct 10 2013, 02:39 AM)
*Walks into thread*
*Walks quicker out of thread*
*Appears from behind Rohirrim*
"I'm afraid it's a little too late to leave. For what has been seen, cannot be unseen, and if you could unsee it, then you wouldn't see things how we do, and we can't let you leave until you see in general. Do you see?"
"Not to mention that in general, not everything is what it seems. For example, if I were to ask you to go get me some See's Candy®, and you heard 'seize' or 'see' candy, well then; you might end up stealing some candy, and not the brand I want, or you might just go look at candy, and not bring any back, which really would be a tragedy. Because then none of us would have any See's Candy®!"
"Stick with us, and you may not go anywhere, but your mind will definitely go places! Places you didn't know existed, because you haven't imagined them yet!"
"Welcome to the path of the Freethinking, meme-referencing spiritual outlaw! I don't know if we'll make a Man or a Woman out of you, because honestly either is fine...no, we'll make something out of you...and that something will be whatever you wish it to be. Embrace Madness, mate!"
"Savvy?"
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