I had to fill a glass with water and dip my eye into it and hope it would wash away whatever junk was in there. Think it did the trick because afterwards I could sleep again.
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Annoying is just the beginning
I had to fill a glass with water and dip my eye into it and hope it would wash away whatever junk was in there. Think it did the trick because afterwards I could sleep again.
I had to fill a glass with water and dip my eye into it and hope it would wash away whatever junk was in there. Think it did the trick because afterwards I could sleep again.
At least you finally got the junk out of your eye. Stuff in eyes can be hard to get out..
I went to bed at midnight and woke up at two because my son decided to try to get up and play. It's almost 7 AM now. He's still not asleep.
Weirdest thing happened.
So I was went to buy some bread and cheese, and while I was walking there were these two Chihuahuas walking side by side. Both of them saw me, then looked at each other, and at the same time walked over to me as I walked past them and began following me up the hill.
It was easily the funniest thing I've seen all day.
It was like they both looked at each other and said "Lets follow this dude."
So I was went to buy some bread and cheese, and while I was walking there were these two Chihuahuas walking side by side. Both of them saw me, then looked at each other, and at the same time walked over to me as I walked past them and began following me up the hill.
It was easily the funniest thing I've seen all day.
It was like they both looked at each other and said "Lets follow this dude."
That's cute! XD
Yeah, I wanted to take them home and keep them. They were strays, so they didn't belong to anyone.
Aw, why didn't you? Just unable to?
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 25 2014, 08:27 AM) 
Aw, why didn't you? Just unable to?
Sometimes stray dogs are sick or more aggressive than they seem
QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Jan 25 2014, 02:20 PM)
Weirdest thing happened.
So I was went to buy some bread and cheese, and while I was walking there were these two Chihuahuas walking side by side. Both of them saw me, then looked at each other, and at the same time walked over to me as I walked past them and began following me up the hill.
It was easily the funniest thing I've seen all day.
It was like they both looked at each other and said "Lets follow this dude."
Thatīs awesome!
You know who makes me uncomfortable?
Ronald McDonald. I know it's random, but some clown who goes around promoting unhealthy food and playing with children that seem to be alone is just disturbing
Ronald McDonald. I know it's random, but some clown who goes around promoting unhealthy food and playing with children that seem to be alone is just disturbing
It is disturbing 
But I guess Vital likes him! 
Been out in the woods today again, pushing trees
But I guess Vital likes him! Been out in the woods today again, pushing trees
You're a tree pusher!!!
Yup
Lol. Tree pusher.
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 25 2014, 05:10 PM)
Lol. Tree pusher.
You really like that, donīt you?
So Liz and Kobby. What have you guys been up to today?
Sleeping. My stupid dentist appointment got pushed back 
Are you never going to have your teeth problem fixed?
Not sleeping. My mom visited me 
QUOTE(mirocu @ Jan 25 2014, 11:15 AM)
Are you never going to have your teeth problem fixed?
It don't really hurt, it's just hard to chew
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 25 2014, 05:17 PM)
Not sleeping. My mom visited me
She live far away? Donīt remember if you said it.
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 25 2014, 05:17 PM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Jan 25 2014, 11:15 AM)
Are you never going to have your teeth problem fixed?
It don't really hurt, it's just hard to chew
But still. Why do they keep pushing back your appointments?
I'm not too sure, honestly. I don't mind, I can deal with my tooth
But wouldnīt it be nice to be done with it?
Yes and no
I would say only yes
Cut down some big birches today but I didnīt need to push them
*Waits for comment*
Cut down some big birches today but I didnīt need to push them
*Waits for comment*
TREE PUSHER.
Iīm an ice skating tree pushing ninja!
QUOTE(mirocu @ Jan 25 2014, 11:42 AM)
Iīm an ice skating tree pushing ninja!
And I'm a lazy bastard that likes to eat
And I'm....
Late to the conversation
Late to the conversation
Very late
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 25 2014, 06:53 PM)
Very late
Punctuality's overrated
Also:
What do you call a dessert made with three eggs?
A tri-meringue
I'm going to ignore that pun
The name Harold goes with any last name
The name Harold goes with any last name
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 25 2014, 06:59 PM)
I'm going to ignore that pun
Then I shall repeat it
What do you call a dessert made with three eggs?
A tri-meringue
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 25 2014, 06:59 PM)
The name Harold goes with any last name
Try it!
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 25 2014, 07:01 PM)
Try it!
Ugh, too tired right now.
Over the course of the afternoon I drank a litre of pineapple juice.
My stomach is telling me it was not a good idea...
Pineapple is gross
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 25 2014, 07:11 PM)
Pineapple is gross
Pineapple juice is gorgeous, this one had a hint of lime. Very nice.
But not quite that much of it...
Pineapples give me headaches
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 25 2014, 01:11 PM)
Pineapple is gross
You're dead to me.
Excuse me lol.
Did you know pineapples are so acidic, if you keep them in your mouth they'll begin to eat away at your flesh?
Did you know pineapples are so acidic, if you keep them in your mouth they'll begin to eat away at your flesh?
I've had more issues with kiwi. Three slices of kiwi and my mouth is raw. I an eat a whole plate of pineapple and nope, nothing.
I was kidding, btw. You're aliiiiiiiive!!!!
I was kidding, btw. You're aliiiiiiiive!!!!
Fruit that eats your flesh just bothers me
Yay!
Yay!
Whatīs this talk about carnivorous fruit?
KoB has a dislike for plants that eat flesh. So Little Shop of Horrors is off the list as a potential favorite movie lol
Probably
Is pineapple really that acidic? I love eating it!
Is pineapple really that acidic? I love eating it!
I don't think so, I love it too! I've never had issues with it.
I can eat slice after slice right out of the can!
Yeah, it's really acidic. If you hold it in your mouth long enough it'll eat your flesh away lol
And no, I'm not fond of flesh and or blood eating olants, Liz
And no, I'm not fond of flesh and or blood eating olants, Liz
But Iīm fond of you guys!
No skating tonight
No skating tonight
QUOTE(mirocu @ Jan 25 2014, 03:12 PM)
I can eat slice after slice right out of the can!
Fresh pineapple is the BEST. Once summer hits and we move, I'm getting a big pot and growing my own plant. By the next summer I'll have a pineapple of my own
It bothers me pineapples don't grow on trees haha
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