QUOTE(Dark Reaper @ Oct 2 2016, 01:23 PM) 
Finally I can do an LP of something I enjoy. Battlefield 4.
Oh and if you're from Germany sorry for some reason BF4 is blocked there for some reason
.Holy Crap! That was AWESOME !!!!
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Finally I can do an LP of something I enjoy. Battlefield 4.
Oh and if you're from Germany sorry for some reason BF4 is blocked there for some reason
.Holy Crap! That was AWESOME !!!!
QUOTE(mALX @ Oct 5 2016, 12:51 PM)
QUOTE(Dark Reaper @ Oct 2 2016, 01:23 PM)
Finally I can do an LP of something I enjoy. Battlefield 4.
Oh and if you're from Germany sorry for some reason BF4 is blocked there for some reason
.Holy Crap! That was AWESOME !!!!
Thanks----I found out that only the first mission is blocked in Germany but the second mission is fine, I think the Song Total Eclipse of the Heart might be the issue.
Holy [censored].
British politics has now reached the point where it is indistinguishable from political satire.
British politics has now reached the point where it is indistinguishable from political satire.
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Oct 5 2016, 09:34 PM)
Holy [censored].
British politics has now reached the point where it is indistinguishable from political satire.
Ah, good. Now we Americans and Brits are once again playing on the same field.
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Oct 5 2016, 04:34 PM)
Holy [censored].
British politics has now reached the point where it is indistinguishable from political satire.
Sounds like American politics!
QUOTE(Kiln @ Oct 5 2016, 10:52 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Oct 5 2016, 09:34 PM)
Holy [censored].
British politics has now reached the point where it is indistinguishable from political satire.
Ah, good. Now we Americans and Brits are once again playing on the same field.
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Oct 5 2016, 10:54 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Oct 5 2016, 04:34 PM)
Holy [censored].
British politics has now reached the point where it is indistinguishable from political satire.
Sounds like American politics!
I'm not sure which is worse at the moment; the possibility of Trump ending up in charge of the US, or wondering how long it'll be before the Prime Minister starts shouting "Britain Prevails!"
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Oct 5 2016, 05:03 PM)
I'm not sure which is worse at the moment; the possibility of Trump ending up in charge of the US, or wondering how long it'll be before the Prime Minister starts shouting "Britain Prevails!"
I'm starting a Raider clan when the end comes
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Oct 5 2016, 11:08 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Oct 5 2016, 05:03 PM)
I'm not sure which is worse at the moment; the possibility of Trump ending up in charge of the US, or wondering how long it'll be before the Prime Minister starts shouting "Britain Prevails!"
I'm starting a Raider clan when the end comes
Khajiit has no words for you... but many bullets!
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Oct 5 2016, 05:13 PM)
Khajiit has no words for you... but many bullets!
"Background: Khajiit is a Farmer.
My Trade: This one farms lead m***** f*****!"
And perhaps wields a mini gun named "Cat O' Nine Barrels"? 
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Oct 5 2016, 05:41 PM)
And perhaps wields a mini gun named "Cat O' Nine Barrels"?
Ooh, a Khajiit with a minigun. That'd be terrifying!
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Oct 5 2016, 11:45 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Oct 5 2016, 05:41 PM)
And perhaps wields a mini gun named "Cat O' Nine Barrels"?
Ooh, a Khajiit with a minigun. That'd be terrifying!
Yeah, they'd just run around meowing down everything in sight
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Oct 5 2016, 05:55 PM)
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Oct 5 2016, 11:45 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Oct 5 2016, 05:41 PM)
And perhaps wields a mini gun named "Cat O' Nine Barrels"?
Ooh, a Khajiit with a minigun. That'd be terrifying!
Yeah, they'd just run around meowing down everything in sight
Lol, good one!
This is what comes of playing Monster Hunter games. Cat puns
Gotta love the remastered nuke scene in MW remastered: Nuke Remastered.
I don´t care who holds it; a minigun is always terrifying!
QUOTE(mirocu @ Oct 6 2016, 09:23 AM)
I don´t care who holds it; a minigun is always terrifying!
At some point I'll have to have a character in one of the Fallout games that wields one...
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Oct 6 2016, 11:04 AM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Oct 6 2016, 09:23 AM)
I don´t care who holds it; a minigun is always terrifying!
At some point I'll have to have a character in one of the Fallout games that wields one...
My character does. But he has a much better version than vanilla, and it fires much faster than vanilla i.e more realistic. I just wish it was beltfed as well so no matter how many rounds you carry you´d be able to fire without reloading.
Oh, wells.
But then you'd be like a low hanging cloud of lead, raining bullets everywhere you went!
Which is probably what you're going for?
Which is probably what you're going for?
Pretty much
That said, I could think of a couple of good uses to put a minigun to... 
I was gonna ask you if you meant in-game but then I thought some questions shouldn´t be asked..
Yeah, the last thing I want is a black unmarked van pulling up outside my house with a bunch of hooded guys jumping out to drag me away...
Well if it does happen, remember not to kick and scream because that will only get you assault charges on top of the other thing
QUOTE(mirocu @ Oct 6 2016, 11:00 AM)
Well if it does happen, remember not to kick and scream because that will only get you assault charges on top of the other thing
I'm pretty sure that in this scenario, charges don't come into play...
I think we better move on now
Just ordered motor oil, driving gear oil and coolant to my excavator! The poor thing has performed so well, not least these recent days, so proper maintenance is in order. Should have done it much earlier but monez...
But now I really had to becausemALX kept nagging me and so I caved I really want to. No outside influence was needed at all 
Just ordered motor oil, driving gear oil and coolant to my excavator! The poor thing has performed so well, not least these recent days, so proper maintenance is in order. Should have done it much earlier but monez...
But now I really had to because
Ah, you've got to take proper care of excavators, otherwise you'll find you've dug yourself a hole you can't get out of
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Oct 6 2016, 12:10 PM)
Ah, you've got to take proper care of excavators, otherwise you'll find you've dug yourself a hole you can't get out of
My mechanic almost did that once. He dug a huge hole right next to the machine and it had only taken one minor mistake and the whole excavator would have had a new home. Upsidedown
And then he'd have needed an elevator for his excavator!
Yup
My excavator parts salesman, his brother-in-law actually, couldn´t believe his eys when he saw that situation
My excavator parts salesman, his brother-in-law actually, couldn´t believe his eys when he saw that situation
i don't suppose anyone would, seeing someone living on the edge like that
And the thing was, the guy digging that hole didn´t even reflect on what he was doing even for a second!
But he´s like that. Some things just don´t interest him. Like computer games, movies and personal safety
But he´s like that. Some things just don´t interest him. Like computer games, movies and personal safety
He sounds a bit like the people you sometimes see in movies. You know, the ones that fire a gun, and when nothing happens look down the barrel and pull the trigger again
Whoa, whoa. He´s careless sometimes but not downright suicidal
Callidus is on a very painful roll with all of those puns.
Then again you know what they say:
"A good joke makes you laugh, a good pun makes you groan."
Then again you know what they say:
"A good joke makes you laugh, a good pun makes you groan."
I actually missed that pun, "living on the edge"
And I´d say "cringe" rather than "groan"
And I´d say "cringe" rather than "groan"
QUOTE(Kiln @ Oct 6 2016, 11:55 AM)
Callidus is on a very painful roll with all of those puns.
Then again you know what they say:
"A good joke makes you laugh, a good pun makes you groan."
That's the problem with being on a roll; it's very hard to stop.
Especially when it's downhill
FOR CHRISSAKES, THORNY!!
What did the bra say to the hat?
That one sounds like it's a little nip and tuck there
"You can´t live on a razor´s edge when you´re a kid since you´re not old enough to shave yet"
-Captain Obvious
-Captain Obvious
QUOTE(mirocu @ Oct 6 2016, 02:52 PM)
"You can´t live on a razor´s edge when you´re a kid since you´re not old enough to shave yet"
-Captain Obvious
I've never seen the benefit to living on a razor's edge. I just can't balance the pros and cons
"Which came first, turkey the bird or Turkey the you guys?"
-Marge Simpson
-Marge Simpson
You know this isn't the Favourite Quotes thread, right?
No, but it´s the Everything Thread and quotes are part of everything that exists!
True, but then so is everything else. And let's face it, it won't all fit
We basically only need this thread
Don't say that too loudly, the mods might shut down the rest of the forum!
Well, topic-specific threads are good if you want to have (somewhat) serious discussions and not having it drown in random spewiness
QUOTE(mirocu @ Oct 6 2016, 03:30 PM)
drown in random spewiness
And on that note, it's time I was off.
Later dude.
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