Full Version: The Everything Thread
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Where did he go again?
You will find
Youre in a bind
Death does not release
Anymore than does sleep
This will continue for quite some time
Until you realize, you were defeated
before this started, with my word sublime.
Youre in a bind
Death does not release
Anymore than does sleep
This will continue for quite some time
Until you realize, you were defeated
before this started, with my word sublime.
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 13 2013, 04:16 PM) 
I wish I could ACTUALLY talk to Foxy. He sounds like a really cool guy.
And he is one!
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 13 2013, 04:17 PM)
Where did he go again?
Your house, he's the spider that's been watching you.
QUOTE
Your house, he's the spider that's been watching you.
So THATS why I've been feeling like someone's watching me! Damn you, Foxy!!!
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Sep 13 2013, 04:28 PM)
You will find
Youre in a bind
Death does not release
Anymore than does sleep
This will continue for quite some time
Until you realize, you were defeated
before this started, with my word sublime.
The squirrel did not admit defeat
Stepped aside to show beneath her feet
The black gloved hand of yesteryear
That once was raised, inspiring fear
Now it lays, a broken member
Stripped of glory this September
Its godlike physique a memory of the past
While above arms raised high in victory the she-squirrel laughed.
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 13 2013, 06:05 PM)
QUOTE
Your house, he's the spider that's been watching you.
So THATS why I've been feeling like someone's watching me! Damn you, Foxy!!!
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 13 2013, 03:10 PM)
The squirrel did not admit defeat
Stepped aside to show beneath her feet
The black gloved hand of yesteryear
That once was raised, inspiring fear
Now it lays, a broken member
Stripped of glory this September
Its godlike physique a memory of the past
While above arms raised high in victory the she-squirrel laughed.
Deeply dreaming dwelling denizen, of a defeated denying depression.
Another victim of this ruthless agression.
Struck down by metaphorical means with infinite implication,
No longer knowing the meaning ro words due to this devastation.
The only thing broken, a brilliant squirrel's comprehension.
This black hand destroying something beautiful without apprehension.
If you seek justice, tell Zeus to send Nemesis for me,
Commiting verbal annihilation in the major third degree
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Sep 13 2013, 06:51 PM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 13 2013, 03:10 PM)
The squirrel did not admit defeat
Stepped aside to show beneath her feet
The black gloved hand of yesteryear
That once was raised, inspiring fear
Now it lays, a broken member
Stripped of glory this September
Its godlike physique a memory of the past
While above arms raised high in victory the she-squirrel laughed.
Deeply dreaming dwelling denizen, of a defeated denying depression.
Another victim of this ruthless agression.
Struck down by metaphorical means with infinite implication,
No longer knowing the meaning ro words due to this devastation.
The only thing broken, a brilliant squirrel's comprehension.
This black hand destroying something beautiful without apprehension.
If you seek justice, tell Zeus to send Nemesis for me,
Commiting verbal annihilation in the major third degree
*mALX dusts hands off* "Well, that takes care of Black Hand."
*mALX brings up picture of his raised hand on a different thread, wiping a tear from her eye*
"He did have such beautiful hands" She mused.
On a quick thought she lifted the gorgeous member from the dirt, her eyes gleaming with anticipation. "This hand will live!"
Pack the hand on ice, she thought
And raced quickly through the town
To the Taxidermist the hand she brought
And quickly laid the money down.
"Make it perfect," She instructed
"Like it always was in life."
The Taxidermist then constructed
With his skills and with his knife
The lifelike replica for all to see
A hand as beautiful as he
The one once known as the Black Hand
To set upon her own nightstand.
Anyone know how to swear in Russian?
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 13 2013, 08:31 PM)
Anyone know how to swear in Russian?
Nyet.
Isn't that German?
Nein.
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 13 2013, 06:09 PM)
*mALX dusts hands off* "Well, that takes care of Black Hand."
*mALX brings up picture of his raised hand on a different thread, wiping a tear from her eye*
"He did have such beautiful hands" She mused.
On a quick thought she lifted the gorgeous member from the dirt, her eyes gleaming with anticipation. "This hand will live!"
Pack the hand on ice, she thought
And raced quickly through the town
To the Taxidermist the hand she brought
And quickly laid the money down.
"Make it perfect," She instructed
"Like it always was in life."
The Taxidermist then constructed
With his skills and with his knife
The lifelike replica for all to see
A hand as beautiful as he
The one once known as the Black Hand
To set upon her own nightstand.
With her brows raised up
At three fingers stuck up high
Liz admires mALX's toy.
LMAO!
The tale of the terrible hand.
It was a dream, an alternate reality.
But let's look down this avenue of possibility.
Into the delusion of a mad squirrel, and see what we see.
The hand stuffed and displayed, grotesquely.
In an imagined victory, grinning wickedly.
She slept the sleep of foolish sheep,
her belief in her safety oh so deep.
But evil cannot be quartered,
just as ugliness cannot be scarred
And the trophy wriggled too life
and crawled towards the target of strife.
In the morning they found a squirrel;
Or at least a former one. COD: A mystery.
at least to everyone but me.
Lesson learned a little too late: not everything is what it seeems.
Moral of the story: Defeat Black Hand? Not even in your dreams...
The tale of the terrible hand.
It was a dream, an alternate reality.
But let's look down this avenue of possibility.
Into the delusion of a mad squirrel, and see what we see.
The hand stuffed and displayed, grotesquely.
In an imagined victory, grinning wickedly.
She slept the sleep of foolish sheep,
her belief in her safety oh so deep.
But evil cannot be quartered,
just as ugliness cannot be scarred
And the trophy wriggled too life
and crawled towards the target of strife.
In the morning they found a squirrel;
Or at least a former one. COD: A mystery.
at least to everyone but me.
Lesson learned a little too late: not everything is what it seeems.
Moral of the story: Defeat Black Hand? Not even in your dreams...
Liz laughed very loud
At the toy's certain revenge
This haiku is done.
At the toy's certain revenge
This haiku is done.
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 13 2013, 08:42 PM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 13 2013, 06:09 PM)
*mALX dusts hands off* "Well, that takes care of Black Hand."
*mALX brings up picture of his raised hand on a different thread, wiping a tear from her eye*
"He did have such beautiful hands" She mused.
On a quick thought she lifted the gorgeous member from the dirt, her eyes gleaming with anticipation. "This hand will live!"
Pack the hand on ice, she thought
And raced quickly through the town
To the Taxidermist the hand she brought
And quickly laid the money down.
"Make it perfect," She instructed
"Like it always was in life."
The Taxidermist then constructed
With his skills and with his knife
The lifelike replica for all to see
A hand as beautiful as he
The one once known as the Black Hand
To set upon her own nightstand.
With her brows raised up
At three fingers stuck up high
Liz admires mALX's toy.
"Hands off, it's mine"
mALX flagged Liz away.
"To be enjoyed with a glass of wine,
find your own if you want to play."
Ooh! I wanna do a poem!
Except I can't do poetry
Except I can't do poetry
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Sep 13 2013, 08:45 PM)
LMAO!
The tale of the terrible hand.
It was a dream, an alternate reality.
But let's look down this avenue of possibility.
Into the delusion of a mad squirrel, and see what we see.
The hand stuffed and displayed, grotesquely.
In an imagined victory, grinning wickedly.
She slept the sleep of foolish sheep,
her belief in her safety oh so deep.
But evil cannot be quartered,
just as ugliness cannot be scarred
And the trophy wriggled too life
and crawled towards the target of strife.
In the morning they found a squirrel;
Or at least a former one. COD: A mystery.
at least to everyone but me.
Lesson learned a little too late: not everything is what it seeems.
Moral of the story: Defeat Black Hand? Not even in your dreams...
mALX felt the hand crawling in her sleep
and peeped an eye open wide
"What are you doing, you naughty hand?
Do that again on the other side!"
Red faced Lz giggles
"This contest turned weird
At a very swift rate."
"This contest turned weird
At a very swift rate."
Rohirrim sat in his lair, contemplating his life,
When the posters of Chorrol brought more strife.
Between the confusion and outright shame,
He knew his childhood wouldn't be back again.
When the posters of Chorrol brought more strife.
Between the confusion and outright shame,
He knew his childhood wouldn't be back again.
QUOTE
"What are you doing, you naughty hand?
Do that again on the other side!"
Do that again on the other side!"
My dirty mind is working wonders right now
QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Sep 13 2013, 08:58 PM)
Rohirrim sat in his lair, contemplating his life,
When the posters of Chorrol brought more strife.
Between the confusion and outright shame,
He knew his childhood wouldn't be back again.
And we shall continue to ruin it
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 13 2013, 08:55 PM)
Red faced Lz giggles
"This contest turned weird
At a very swift rate."
mALX wagged her finger at the blushing Liz
"But you're the one that started this!"
She pointed to pages of Liz's jokes
About men's hands; then gave Liz a poke.
"You started the jokes on the hand, you see?
I'm just saying my jokes in poetry."
QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Sep 13 2013, 08:58 PM)
Rohirrim sat in his lair, contemplating his life,
When the posters of Chorrol brought more strife.
Between the confusion and outright shame,
He knew his childhood wouldn't be back again.
And Rohirrim wins !!!!! Awesome job!
Rohirrim placed his hand on the bridge of his nose
Perhaps, he thought, it was time for a doze
A chance to get away from all these crude innuendos
So he could finally shower and change his clothes
Perhaps, he thought, it was time for a doze
A chance to get away from all these crude innuendos
So he could finally shower and change his clothes
Ruh-roh...
We're in trouble, lol
Where did you get that font? 
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 13 2013, 06:11 PM)
Where did you get that font?
Zapf Chancery Font...99cents on Google Play I beleive.
Black Hand likes the calligraphy.
You have mail.
QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Sep 13 2013, 09:03 PM)
Rohirrim placed his hand on the bridge of his nose
Perhaps, he thought, it was time for a doze
A chance to get away from all these crude innuendos
So he could finally shower and change his clothes
"Aw, don't leave!"
mALX begged;
Wiping tears on her sleeve
and once again pled,
"Please come back,
I promise I'll be good."
(she fixed Roh a snack
and swore not to be crude).
Liz swore no such thing
as she wrote the pages of her novel
About shouts of ecstasy that sound like angels sing
And women who like men who grovel.
as she wrote the pages of her novel
About shouts of ecstasy that sound like angels sing
And women who like men who grovel.
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 13 2013, 06:14 PM)
You have mail.
I do.
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 13 2013, 06:18 PM)
Liz swore no such thing
as she wrote the pages of her novel
About shouts of ecstasy that sound like angels sing
And women who like men who grovel.
I don't.
Never said you did.
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 13 2013, 06:26 PM)
Never said you did.
It was definitely not heavily implied in the slightest. I'm also very tired and at.work....
And you just HAVE to pick on me, huh? XD
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Sep 13 2013, 09:31 PM)
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 13 2013, 06:26 PM)
Never said you did.
It was definitely not heavily implied in the slightest. I'm also very tired and at.work....
The hand removed the blackened hood
marking him with Mephala's blood
And for these hours donned one of white
For lives to save instead of fight.
Dudes, I'm getting Tennis Neck™ watching this go back and forth...Please continue... ...
...
Randomly rambled the Badger into versification's midst
Squirrels scarpered and disembodied hands havered
Surely Sheo surreptitiously slithered on striped one's shadow
Furrowing mussed mustelid brow he pondered,
"What happened to the biscuits?"
Squirrels scarpered and disembodied hands havered
Surely Sheo surreptitiously slithered on striped one's shadow
Furrowing mussed mustelid brow he pondered,
"What happened to the biscuits?"
QUOTE(treydog @ Sep 13 2013, 11:08 PM)
Randomly rambled the Badger into versification's midst
Squirrels scarpered and disembodied hands havered
Surely Sheo surreptitiously slithered on striped one's shadow
Furrowing mussed mustelid brow he pondered,
"What happened to the biscuits?"
With a twitch to his beard and a snap of his cane,
Sheo leaned back and shouted, "Cheese for everyone!"
QUOTE(treydog @ Sep 14 2013, 04:08 AM)
Randomly rambled the Badger into versification's midst
Squirrels scarpered and disembodied hands havered
Surely Sheo surreptitiously slithered on striped one's shadow
Furrowing mussed mustelid brow he pondered,
"What happened to the biscuits?"
*Pauses with popcorn close to open mouth*
...Oh that's...That's just...
*Stands, tipping popcorn everywhere, then applauds heartily and loudly*...
Wow...
*Applauds some more*...
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 13 2013, 06:39 PM)
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Sep 13 2013, 09:31 PM)
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 13 2013, 06:26 PM)
Never said you did.
It was definitely not heavily implied in the slightest. I'm also very tired and at.work....
The hand removed the blackened hood
marking him with Mephala's blood
And for these hours donned one of white
For lives to save instead of fight.
Well, I more 'transport' lives then save them....usually.
Took a 22 y/o male to the hospital for a routine check-up today. Quadriplegic. Alert, but due too severe brain damage from his post-trauma can't talk. Could nod and give thumbs up though, and kinda laugh.
Everyone was fawning over him treating him like a glass slipper.
The second I get him into the back of the ambulance, I kinda stare at him for a second and said point blank: "Dude...you got some cute-as-hell nurses, huh?"
He nodded, laughed and gave me a thumbs-up. The appreciation in being treated like a fellow human was pretty evident in his eyes, we had to wait for his room for like forty-five minutes. I had him cracking up with youtube the whole time.
It's the little things in life...
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Sep 14 2013, 12:39 AM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 13 2013, 06:39 PM)
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Sep 13 2013, 09:31 PM)
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 13 2013, 06:26 PM)
Never said you did.
It was definitely not heavily implied in the slightest. I'm also very tired and at.work....
The hand removed the blackened hood
marking him with Mephala's blood
And for these hours donned one of white
For lives to save instead of fight.
Well, I more 'transport' lives then save them....usually.
Took a 22 y/o male to the hospital for a routine check-up today. Quadriplegic. Alert, but due too severe brain damage from his post-trauma can't talk. Could nod and give thumbs up though, and kinda laugh.
Everyone was fawning over him treating him like a glass slipper.
The second I get him into the back of the ambulance, I kinda stare at him for a second and said point blank: "Dude...you got some cute-as-hell nurses, huh?"
He nodded, laughed and gave me a thumbs-up. The appreciation in being treated like a fellow human was pretty evident in his eyes, we had to wait for his room for like forty-five minutes. I had him cracking up with youtube the whole time.
It's the little things in life...
Those moments with you in transport will probably stay in his memory, too. You made him forget everything going on with himself for a short while, feel normalcy for a while. Pretty awesome, Blackie.
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 13 2013, 09:53 PM)
Those moments with you in transport will probably stay in his memory, too. You made him forget everything going on with himself for a short while, feel normalcy for a while. Pretty awesome, Blackie.
Hopefully.
I'm more like the bartender: I can't cure what ails ya, but I can get your mind off it for a little while.
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Sep 14 2013, 12:55 AM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 13 2013, 09:53 PM)
Those moments with you in transport will probably stay in his memory, too. You made him forget everything going on with himself for a short while, feel normalcy for a while. Pretty awesome, Blackie.
Hopefully.
I'm more like the bartender: I can't cure what ails ya, but I can get your mind off it for a little while.
That is good medicine in itself.
+1...
I'm back home in England!
...bollocks.
...bollocks.
Aaaand what marvellous weather you've picked for it too... ...
...
Oh yeah, couldn't be more quintessentially English, could it?
On the other hand, the vast amounts of PG Tips I'm now able to drink is making me feel much better.
On the other hand, the vast amounts of PG Tips I'm now able to drink is making me feel much better.
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Sep 14 2013, 01:18 AM)
I'm back home in England!
...bollocks.
WOO HOO! Home at last!
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