So...
Anybody else a little creeped out by Blackie's new avatar?
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 19 2014, 03:36 PM) 
Hi mALX!! How's your day?
Busy! But I was able to do plenty today, always a good sign!
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Sep 19 2014, 04:01 PM)
So...
Anybody else a little creeped out by Blackie's new avatar?
I was till I watched that vid for it, now I laugh thinking about the vid every time I see it.
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Sep 19 2014, 01:01 PM)
So...
Anybody else a little creeped out by Blackie's new avatar?
Do not interrupt me!
We could solve all of these issues if everyone just spoke one at a time!!!!
@mALX
That's good!
I like Blackie's avatar lol
That's good!
I like Blackie's avatar lol
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Sep 19 2014, 05:29 PM)
Do not interrupt me!
We could solve all of these issues if everyone just spoke one at a time!!!!
"One at a tiiiiiiimmmmmeeee"
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 19 2014, 05:49 PM)
@mALX
That's good!
Yup! Feels like I've earned my dinner today, lol.
Ooh, what's for dinner?
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 19 2014, 03:11 PM)
"One at a tiiiiiiimmmmmeeee"
Now where did this squirrel come from?! Lady, seriously hang on a minute, its hard enough to talk to him!
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 19 2014, 06:21 PM)
Ooh, what's for dinner?
I already ate it early so I could have my brownie, lol. Stir-fry chicken.
I'm hungry lol
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 19 2014, 08:02 PM)
I'm hungry lol
I want something sweet.
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 19 2014, 08:11 PM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 19 2014, 08:02 PM)
I'm hungry lol
I want something sweet.
You rang?
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 19 2014, 09:39 PM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 19 2014, 08:11 PM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 19 2014, 08:02 PM)
I'm hungry lol
I want something sweet.
You rang?
Hey, I can't see the picture! But as for the response:
I sent this pic: http://instagram.com/p/tJi9QRs5fF/
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 19 2014, 10:42 PM)
Still seeing nothing.
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 19 2014, 08:37 PM)
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 19 2014, 10:42 PM)
Still seeing nothing.
I got this....
Click to enlarge pic!
To the shadows I return!
Edit from the shadows: I just totally saw the level of refraction on your glasses! Man, you must be blind as a bat!!
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Sep 19 2014, 11:43 PM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 19 2014, 08:37 PM)
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 19 2014, 10:42 PM)
Still seeing nothing.
I got this....
Click to enlarge pic!
To the shadows I return!
Edit from the shadows: I just totally saw the level of refraction on your glasses! Man, you must be blind as a bat!!
Oh, thank you Blackie! Wait, your hair is not cut in this pic! WOOOOOOOOOOOT !!!!
It is SO cut! I can take another pic to prove it lol
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 19 2014, 11:55 PM)
It is SO cut! I can take another pic to prove it lol
I thought you did post one already, but I couldn't see it either. Does anyone know why I can't see them?
By the way, going to sleep now - wiped out.
"I'll be back..." (said in Arnold's voice) "Tomorrow..." (said in squirrel voice).
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 19 2014, 08:59 PM)
"I'll be back..." (said in Arnold's voice) "Tomorrow..." (said in squirrel voice).
"That's my line...."
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Sep 20 2014, 12:03 AM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 19 2014, 08:59 PM)
"I'll be back..." (said in Arnold's voice) "Tomorrow..." (said in squirrel voice).
"That's my line...."
"Is this some kind of threat?"
*mALX rips off outer fur layer*
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 20 2014, 03:39 AM)
Dang, girl! You still cute!
Hubster is a lucky duck!
I thought much the same...However I spelt it slightly differently... ...
...
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Sep 20 2014, 04:21 PM)
I thought much the same...However I spelt it slightly differently...
...Hubster is a mucky luck?
That's right!!!... 
...
...
Yay, I was right 
Better than being left, I guess....
How ya doinī McB?
Better than being left, I guess....
How ya doinī McB?
*Does that mnnnyeaaahhh hand wave thing*...
I'm alright...
How's you?...Busy?...
I'm alright...
How's you?...Busy?...
Hurt my finger by getting it between two rocks!!
Yeah, Iīm busy making that new road to our cottage through the woods. Thank Talos for the x-files cavator..!
Yeah, Iīm busy making that new road to our cottage through the woods. Thank Talos for the x-
And the question is...Well, sympathies for the finger...
And why the new road?...Is it just and excuse to use the excavator?... ...
And why the new road?...Is it just and excuse to use the excavator?...
...
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Sep 20 2014, 04:47 PM)
And the question is...Well, sympathies for the finger...
Finger sends his thanks..
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Sep 20 2014, 04:47 PM)
And why the new road?...Is it just and excuse to use the excavator?...
...I wish!
No, itīs because we have a stupid neighbour who for the last ten years have forced us to take an unnecessarily long detour in order for us to even get to our cottage. This road shortens it greatly. Only problem is we will be driving on some of his land before the road is on our land. Knowing him, there will be trouble. We have a couple of aces up our sleeves if he really wants to pick a fight about it, but there will be trouble.
How much of the new road will be on his land, you may ask?
About ten inches...
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 20 2014, 10:58 AM)
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Sep 20 2014, 04:47 PM)
And the question is...Well, sympathies for the finger...
Finger sends his thanks..
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Sep 20 2014, 04:47 PM)
And why the new road?...Is it just and excuse to use the excavator?...
...I wish!
No, itīs because we have a stupid neighbour who for the last ten years have forced us to take an unnecessarily long detour in order for us to even get to our cottage. This road shortens it greatly. Only problem is we will be driving on some of his land before the road is on our land. Knowing him, there will be trouble. We have a couple of aces up our sleeves if he really wants to pick a fight about it, but there will be trouble.
How much of the new road will be on his land, you may ask?
About ten inches...
Ten inches? Wait...Oh, you mean the road? Oh yeah, there will be trouble. Why didn't you move the road 10" to the left/right?
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 20 2014, 05:10 PM)
Ten inches? Wait...Oh, you mean the road? Oh yeah, there will be trouble.
Yes, the road!
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 20 2014, 05:10 PM)
Why didn't you move the road 10" to the left/right?
Because according to the map he owns that narrow path alongside the main road, meaning we canīt move it to either side since that will only make our road to be even more on his land. Weīre basically boxed in by him.
We tried to get that little sliver of land from him and give him a sliver we have. You know, just a simple trade of basically useless pieces of land. But him being him, no dice
/sigh.
I wish I was 16 or 17 again . . . people at that age don't go to jail here and they can get away with anything. There are certain people who have pushed by buttons far too long.
Hey, Impsnob or Rohirrim. Want to make some good money here? I'll pay for your passport, expenses and everything if you can do me a big favor. I'll even give you the knife . . . or firearm, too!
Or maybe I'll just have to get my own hands dirty...
/ragingpsycho.
I wish I was 16 or 17 again . . . people at that age don't go to jail here and they can get away with anything. There are certain people who have pushed by buttons far too long.
Hey, Impsnob or Rohirrim. Want to make some good money here? I'll pay for your passport, expenses and everything if you can do me a big favor. I'll even give you the knife . . . or firearm, too!
Or maybe I'll just have to get my own hands dirty...
/ragingpsycho.
QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Sep 20 2014, 04:53 PM)
Much anguish and raging stuff that was eyebrow raising...
...Y'alright kiddo?...Wassup?...
...Doesn't sound awesome, that's for sure...
QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Sep 20 2014, 11:53 AM)
/sigh.
I wish I was 16 or 17 again . . . people at that age don't go to jail here and they can get away with anything. There are certain people who have pushed by buttons far too long.
Hey, Impsnob or Rohirrim. Want to make some good money here? I'll pay for your passport, expenses and everything if you can do me a big favor. I'll even give you the knife . . . or firearm, too!
Or maybe I'll just have to get my own hands dirty...
/ragingpsycho.
What's wrong, DE? (and just so you know, solicitation for crime is a crime in itself).
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Sep 20 2014, 05:13 PM)
Much anguish and raging stuff that was eyebrow raising...
...Y'alright kiddo?...Wassup?...
...Doesn't sound awesome, that's for sure...QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 20 2014, 05:26 PM)
What's wrong, DE? (and just so you know, solicitation for crime is a crime in itself).
Even if it was a joke? Damn, law-makers always walk around with sticks up their rear ends!(Not you, mALX)
I'm only 50% joking
But yeah, we all have those people in our lives who be better off not existing anymore.
Some dude got arrested for making iPhone shaped cookies and pretending to talk on them while he drove, then eating them in front of a cop when he got pulled over.
Authority really has no sense of humor lol
Authority really has no sense of humor lol
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 20 2014, 12:40 PM)
Some dude got arrested for making iPhone shaped cookies and pretending to talk on them while he drove, then eating them in front of a cop when he got pulled over.
Authority really has no sense of humor lol
SPEW !!!! ROFL !!!
Well, today isn't my day at all. It started off that I went to fill up the dog water bucket, and when I turned on the hose I got sprayed in the face and all down my front - my husband had left the broken car washing sprayer on the hose end.
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q...JKeSE-dFw2mnYxg
Then I was really hungry, and we didn't have anything but my son's buffalo chicken strips. Now my mouth is on fire.
Bleah...bad day, so far.
Aw
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 20 2014, 01:41 PM)
Aw
Thanks.
You want a giant chocolate acorn?
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 20 2014, 02:15 PM)
You want a giant chocolate acorn?
Actually, YES!
One at a time.....
I shoo squirrels like you away from bird feeders every day,
One. At. A. Time.........
I shoo squirrels like you away from bird feeders every day,
One. At. A. Time.........
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Sep 20 2014, 04:26 PM)
One at a time.....
I shoo squirrels like you away from bird feeders every day,
One. At. A. Time.........
"One at a tiiiiiiimmmmmeeee...Wait, you talking to me?"
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q...y7h1_zq-atVfNm_
*mALX readies army*
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q...1VbBaUXrcN00Tp5
PS: What is with all these dynamic links suddenly? Grrrr!
LEGATEAUX: So...the squirrel has been amassing armies all this time. As I suspected. We were never safe. I was right, and you were wrong. It was I who was indeed correct, while you all have been found in error! I am--
SENATE: GET ON WITH IT!
LEGATEAUX: As I was saying....there can be only one tactic that can lead us to victory this time. Three times have we quarreled, and three times have ceded defeat.
SENATE:Yeeeesss??!!
LEGATEAUX: A Musical! Squirrel Quarrel Four: The Re-Re-Reckoning!!
Ah crap! This again?!
*Lights Dim, and curtain opens.*
So long ago it all began,
an age of quarrel
all because of a notebook, an observation
by that psychoanalytical squirrel!
How am I not entitled to read,
the records that bear my name?
More than want, it's my need
Misplaced anger, hidden shame
She runs away, always a step ahead
My lunacy growing; drawing dread
Any enemy but her destroyed
Our pursuit making only me annoyed
The final curtain must be near!
For every 'BWAHA!' I'll make her tear!
I'll vivisect her, see what makes her tick!
Time for this Ahab to catch that Moby Dick!!
*mALX stops cooking, looks around*
"Huh?"
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 20 2014, 07:12 PM)
"Thanks, Kobby! I'll eat it later, busy plotting Blackie's downfall right now..."
@malx
Ok!
Ok!
*mALX drives to secret observation post to watch Blackie's activities*
I found the gif!
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