Full Version: The Everything Thread
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Pretty hard to put in contacts without any feel in the arms, though...
QUOTE(mirocu @ Feb 18 2014, 12:04 PM) 
Pretty hard to put in contacts without any feel in the arms, though...
And that's one of the reasons glasses are better
But without any feel in your arms you can´t even pick them up! 
QUOTE(mirocu @ Feb 18 2014, 12:09 PM)
But without any feel in your arms you can´t even pick them up!
Well yeah, but...
...
...
Okay, I'll give you that one
I´ve many times cursed having a feel constantly since then you can feel pain, but now I see why we really need it..
I couldn´t even raise my arms that morning! Had to swing them from side to side with my body in order to get the blood flow going again
I couldn´t even raise my arms that morning! Had to swing them from side to side with my body in order to get the blood flow going again
QUOTE(mirocu @ Feb 18 2014, 12:22 PM)
I couldn´t even raise my arms that morning! Had to swing them from side to side with my body in order to get the blood flow going again
Hah! Mirocu the ape
I really must have looked like one then!
Ahh, the age old question: What game to play this afternoon?
I could play some Oblivion, it definitely appeals.
Or there's Red Dead Redemption, damn good fun.
Borderlands is a possibility.
Dungeon Keeper, I've not gotten far in it.
Or I could just break out my 3DS.
Decisions, decisions...
I could play some Oblivion, it definitely appeals.
Or there's Red Dead Redemption, damn good fun.
Borderlands is a possibility.
Dungeon Keeper, I've not gotten far in it.
Or I could just break out my 3DS.
Decisions, decisions...
I'm going to the movies with friends
It's apparently reccommended to gather in groups of three or more and socialize occasionally.
It's apparently reccommended to gather in groups of three or more and socialize occasionally.
I hear people who socialize more live longer
QUOTE(Vital @ Feb 18 2014, 11:05 AM)
DE, I like both the books and game of thrones
You're my best friend now.
Consider such thing an honor!
I also hear that outside has this weird ball of light that only turns on occasionally.
You mean that thing in the sky that burns if you stare at it?
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 18 2014, 02:17 PM)
I'm going to the movies with friends
It's apparently reccommended to gather in groups of three or more and socialize occasionally.
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 18 2014, 02:20 PM)
I hear people who socialize more live longer
Luddite propaganda
Propaganda or not, I refuse to die. Ever.
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 18 2014, 02:36 PM)
Propaganda or not, I refuse to die. Ever.
Death is for mortals.
I plan to live forever
Or at least a decent sized chunk of it
I'm pretty sure I'm anything BUT mortal
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 18 2014, 02:41 PM)
I'm pretty sure I'm anything BUT mortal
Perhaps, but you have to watch out for Kate Beckinsale.
She can de-wolf you
She's dead, I don't gotta watch out for her!
Well. At least a she died in van helsing lol.
Okay. Maybe I do have to worry, I've seen what she can do to a wolf
Well. At least a she died in van helsing lol.
Okay. Maybe I do have to worry, I've seen what she can do to a wolf
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 18 2014, 02:50 PM)
She's dead, I don't gotta watch out for her!
Well. At least a she died in van helsing lol.
Okay. Maybe I do have to worry, I've seen what she can do to a wolf
Sure, she died in Van Helsing, but in Underworld Evolution she became a super-vampire.
Exactly, I DO have a reason to worry!! 
So the question is: What can you do about her?
I was going to say with her, but that leads to a whole different sort of answer
I was going to say with her, but that leads to a whole different sort of answer
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Feb 18 2014, 02:35 PM)
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 18 2014, 02:17 PM)
I'm going to the movies with friends
It's apparently reccommended to gather in groups of three or more and socialize occasionally.
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 18 2014, 02:20 PM)
I hear people who socialize more live longer
Luddite propaganda
No it's actually true.
Stimulates the brain, this counts as socializing.
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Feb 18 2014, 09:58 AM)
So the question is: What can you do about her?
I was going to say with her, but that leads to a whole different sort of answer
Oh, I can do plenty WITH her
Now I'm not so sure I WANT to do something about her
QUOTE(ImperialSnob @ Feb 18 2014, 03:00 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Feb 18 2014, 02:35 PM)
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 18 2014, 02:17 PM)
I'm going to the movies with friends
It's apparently reccommended to gather in groups of three or more and socialize occasionally.
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 18 2014, 02:20 PM)
I hear people who socialize more live longer
Luddite propaganda
No it's actually true.
Stimulates the brain, this counts as socializing.
That depends on who you're socialising with. I've met plenty of people I could talk to for hours without stimulating so much as a single neuron
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 18 2014, 03:04 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Feb 18 2014, 09:58 AM)
So the question is: What can you do about her?
I was going to say with her, but that leads to a whole different sort of answer
Oh, I can do plenty WITH her
Now I'm not so sure I WANT to do something about her
Well you've got to have something planned, just to stop her stripping of your immortality.
And perhaps turn that around
Please. I can't be stripped of my immortality. It's hereditary
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 18 2014, 03:11 PM)
Please. I can't be stripped of my immortality. It's hereditary
Then why exactly do you have reason to worry about her again?
Because she's gonna hurt me 
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 18 2014, 03:14 PM)
Because she's gonna hurt me
Isn't that a good thing?
From a certain perspective at least
Okay. Lemme get this straight.
Pain I don't like:
•Being stabbed
•Stubbing my toe
•Slipping and hitting my head
•Being burned
•Achey body
•Being kicked in the balls
•Any internal pain
•Having my teeth yanked out
•Being shot
•Being bitten by other men, or animals
•Being kicked in the shin
•Being kicked in general
•Breaking things
Pain I DO like
•Being slapped
•Being punched
•I don't mind being bitten by pretty women
•I don't mine being whipped
•I like the feeling I get from self, cutting(I don't to that often anymore)
•I like people yanking on any body hair I have
•I like being scratched
•I like having my arm twisted
•Any pain that doesn't threaten my life or last very long
Have we cleared this up yet??
Pain I don't like:
•Being stabbed
•Stubbing my toe
•Slipping and hitting my head
•Being burned
•Achey body
•Being kicked in the balls
•Any internal pain
•Having my teeth yanked out
•Being shot
•Being bitten by other men, or animals
•Being kicked in the shin
•Being kicked in general
•Breaking things
Pain I DO like
•Being slapped
•Being punched
•I don't mind being bitten by pretty women
•I don't mine being whipped
•I like the feeling I get from self, cutting(I don't to that often anymore)
•I like people yanking on any body hair I have
•I like being scratched
•I like having my arm twisted
•Any pain that doesn't threaten my life or last very long
Have we cleared this up yet??
*Takes notes for future reference/schemes 
*
So where does being hit by a pretty woman come on that list?
Because if she can't kill you, and I can see two or three of the "like" list coming into play there, then it really could go either way, as far as I can see
*So where does being hit by a pretty woman come on that list?
Because if she can't kill you, and I can see two or three of the "like" list coming into play there, then it really could go either way, as far as I can see
I don't mind being hit as long as I'm not hit in the balls or kicked in the shin lol
As long as it doesn't threaten my life, or last long, I like it
Though, there isn't a life to threaten here
As long as it doesn't threaten my life, or last long, I like it
Though, there isn't a life to threaten here
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 18 2014, 03:34 PM)
Though, there isn't a life to threaten here
So does that make you undead?
Or simply unalive?
I died years go. Death is just too afraid to say something
So you're undead then
Anyway, time for me to go game.
Later.
Anyway, time for me to go game.
Later.
I'm not sure what this woman is trying to achieve, but this cracks me up every time I see it
Callidus, get back here, I saw you on a minute ago
Callidus, get back here, I saw you on a minute ago
Today I delved into Kobby's inner psyche and learned so much.
Yeah, he's weird, lol
QUOTE(ImperialSnob @ Feb 18 2014, 12:27 PM)
Today I delved into Kobby's inner psyche and learned so much.
This is why I keep most of my insanity locked away
Check your Kik, Kob.
Ok
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 18 2014, 04:37 PM)
I'm not sure what this woman is trying to achieve, but this cracks me up every time I see it
Callidus, get back here, I saw you on a minute ago
Who the hell knows what she's doing. Maybe she thought it wouldn't bite if she didn't move or something. 
I just flickered in, but there was nothing going on, so I moseyed.
QUOTE(ImperialSnob @ Feb 18 2014, 05:27 PM)
Today I delved into Kobby's inner psyche and learned so much.
It's a strange place, I'm thinking of running tours through it.
No. My mind is off limits to all but me
Spoilsport 
Besides, you're out of your mind anyway, you don't have a say in who goes there
Besides, you're out of your mind anyway, you don't have a say in who goes there
Yes, I do. My mind isn't open like the shivering isles is, ya know!!
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 18 2014, 06:02 PM)
Yes, I do. My mind isn't open like the shivering isles is, ya know!!
Well if I opened your mind you'd be able to get back in, wouldn't you
Who says I want to get back in my mind?!
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 18 2014, 06:07 PM)
Who says I want to get back in my mind?!
Well if you don't want in then you've got no grounds to object to my tours.
Yes, I do, it's my mind so I can do what I want with it
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 18 2014, 06:12 PM)
Yes, I do, it's my mind so I can do what I want with it
Bah!
*bites Kobby*
You can't stop my tours!!!
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