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Callidus Thorn

Nov 18 2014, 09:31 PM

QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 18 2014, 08:13 PM)

Not old enough to have played one?

Dude, a five-year-old can pick it up and play now. There´s tons out there for sale!

True, but the question is; why would I?

Lacking the nostalgia value of having played them before, it would simply be a matter of moving to games with inferior graphics and, in all likelihood, gameplay to match.

If I've no inclination to go back to playing the GameBoy games I played as a kid, why would I choose to play games that are even older and with the same controls?

mirocu

Nov 18 2014, 09:34 PM

Because I said so!

Well, alright then. Be that way. Don´t come out and play with clay in May.

Callidus Thorn

Nov 18 2014, 09:58 PM

...

What in Odin's name???

mirocu

Nov 18 2014, 09:59 PM

-Hey, Odin! He´s talking about you again!

Callidus Thorn

Nov 18 2014, 10:11 PM

QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 18 2014, 08:59 PM)

-Hey, Odin! He´s talking about you again!

Like he doesn't know that already

Uleni Athram

Nov 19 2014, 01:51 AM

Feeling out of place because of my height.

It's a first.

Heh.

mALX

Nov 19 2014, 02:34 AM

QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Nov 18 2014, 07:51 PM)

Feeling out of place because of my height.

It's a first.

Heh.

No way, we can't even see you!

King Of Beasts

Nov 19 2014, 04:43 AM

Uleni!

Uleni Athram

Nov 19 2014, 02:12 PM

QUOTE(mALX @ Nov 19 2014, 10:34 AM)

QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Nov 18 2014, 07:51 PM)

Feeling out of place because of my height.

It's a first.

Heh.

No way, we can't even see you!

Bwahaha, you'd had to have a bad neck not to see me, kwefehehehehe

I'm 6'3.

But like I said, feeling out of place because of my height was a first. It was a strange feeling.

@Kobby: "How's life treatin' ya, Pit Dog?"

mirocu

Nov 19 2014, 05:36 PM

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 18 2014, 10:11 PM)

QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 18 2014, 08:59 PM)

-Hey, Odin! He´s talking about you again!

Like he doesn't know that already

But you usually talk about the groin of a another god..

Callidus Thorn

Nov 19 2014, 05:54 PM

I like to shake things up a little every now and then.

Besides, it is theorised that Loki is an aspect of Odin operating independently.

mirocu

Nov 19 2014, 05:58 PM

Haven´t heard that one. All I know is he´s the guy saving the day after having been responsible for screwing it up in the first place

And that he sides with the giants in the end

Callidus Thorn

Nov 19 2014, 06:06 PM

QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 19 2014, 04:58 PM)

Haven´t heard that one. All I know is he´s the guy saving the day after having been responsible for screwing it up in the first place

And that he sides with the giants in the end

Well, Odin does have a darker side. It's also theorised that Heimdall is another aspect of Odin, which is interesting considering how those two meet their ends...

mirocu

Nov 19 2014, 06:11 PM

Heimdall and Odin do have some history. I believe Odin wanted Freya for her body and Heimdall wanted her for her love. What neither of them realized was that love requires both the spiritual and physical side, not just one of them.

mirocu

Nov 20 2014, 05:59 PM

Another Thursday down the drain. Which means tomorrow it will be FRIDAY!!!

Callidus Thorn

Nov 20 2014, 06:28 PM

Urrgh.

At some point I've got t oexplain to my Mum that because of Amazon, her birthday present's been delayed.

Until the 19th December

mALX

Nov 20 2014, 08:07 PM

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 20 2014, 12:28 PM)

Urrgh.

At some point I've got t oexplain to my Mum that because of Amazon, her birthday present's been delayed.

Until the 19th December

She'll understand - Mom's just do.

Callidus Thorn

Nov 20 2014, 08:16 PM

Well, if she doesn't, I can always threaten her with the prospect of not getting it

Still annoys me though

mirocu

Nov 20 2014, 08:55 PM

Should have ordered it earlier, maybes..?

mALX

Nov 20 2014, 10:03 PM

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 20 2014, 02:16 PM)

Well, if she doesn't, I can always threaten her with the prospect of not getting it

Still annoys me though

Tell her she shouldn't have been born so close to Xmastime, lol.

Callidus Thorn

Nov 20 2014, 10:31 PM

QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 20 2014, 07:55 PM)

Should have ordered it earlier, maybes..?

QUOTE(mALX @ Nov 20 2014, 09:03 PM)

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 20 2014, 02:16 PM)

Well, if she doesn't, I can always threaten her with the prospect of not getting it

Still annoys me though

Tell her she shouldn't have been born so close to Xmastime, lol.

It's an item that wasn't released until today, and obviously a particularly popular one. To clarify, her birthday was three days ago, so it was going to be a little late anyway, which I'd already told her. But over a month late is just ridiculous, especially since they didn't tell me until today

And my birthday's closer to chritsmas than her's is, so I really can't say that to her

mALX

Nov 20 2014, 10:52 PM

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 20 2014, 04:31 PM)

QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 20 2014, 07:55 PM)

Should have ordered it earlier, maybes..?

QUOTE(mALX @ Nov 20 2014, 09:03 PM)

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 20 2014, 02:16 PM)

Well, if she doesn't, I can always threaten her with the prospect of not getting it

Still annoys me though

Tell her she shouldn't have been born so close to Xmastime, lol.

And my birthday's closer to chritsmas than her's is, so I really can't say that to her

King Of Beasts

Nov 21 2014, 12:24 AM

Birthday gifts! Yay!

mALX

Nov 21 2014, 06:56 AM

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Nov 20 2014, 06:24 PM)

Birthday gifts! Yay!

We haven't jumped in the car with BooBoo and driven cross-country for far too long - Liz hasn't needed rescued in a long time, lol. What say we intercept that package?

(although whether to race it to Thorney or ... MWAAAHAAAHAAA!!!! - I don't know, guess it depends on the contents!)

mALX

Nov 21 2014, 07:32 AM

*

mALX: "BooBoo! Are you looking for drugs?"

http://www.fws.gov/home/feature/2013/detector-dog-photo4.jpg

BooBoo: "Who...me?" *BooBoo gives overly innocent smile*

http://upsidedowndogs.com/wp-content/uploa...it_bull_dog.jpg

mALX: "BooBoo! Have you been...eating the drugs? You were supposed to just sniff them out! Look at you, you look like a stoned Shepherd or something!"

http://www.vetbook.org/wiki/dog/images/thu...Pit_viper02.jpg

BooBoo: "Wheeeeeee...look at the pretty lights! Hey, you got any kibble? I'd sure like something to munch on..."

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_B4ooPRmvbOI/St_b..._dog_stella.jpg

mALX: "Alright, that is it! You won't go on this mission with me and Kobby!"

http://www.ckom.com/sites/default/files/ne...2014%202014.jpg

BooBoo: "What? Not go? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

http://www.viperlaw.com/wp-content/uploads...6/scary-dog.jpg

*mALX drives to Kobby's house without BooBoo*

http://sp9.fotolog.com/photo/41/33/85/gm_c...248859637_f.jpg

*She find's Kobby scarfing down Buffalo Chicken Wings*

http://media.timeout.com/blogimages/wp-con...4/05/misery.gif

mALX: "Come on, Kobby! Let's go!"

http://media.timeout.com/blogimages/wp-con...4/05/misery.gif

*Kobby keeps eating. mALX shaves his head*

http://now-here-this.timeout.com/wp-conten...dog-240x160.jpg

*Kobby won't stop eating. mALX climbs in her car and goes home*

http://sp9.fotolog.com/photo/41/33/85/gm_c...248859637_f.jpg

mALX: "Well, looks like The Thorney's package will go unmolested.

"

*

Callidus Thorn

Nov 21 2014, 10:05 AM

Though I have to point out; "driven cross country"? You'd have to drive cross-Atlantic to get to me

mALX

Nov 21 2014, 03:31 PM

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 21 2014, 04:05 AM)

Though I have to point out; "driven cross country"? You'd have to drive cross-Atlantic to get to me

Yeah, and actuall I don't drive cross country for Kobby either because he's NNE of me.

Oh well - it was late, late I tell ya!

mirocu

Nov 21 2014, 04:37 PM

You´re basically neighbours then, mALX?? GET TOGETHER AND HAS COFFEESS!!

SubRosa

Nov 21 2014, 05:09 PM

QUOTE(mALX @ Nov 21 2014, 09:31 AM)

Yeah, and actuall I don't drive cross country for Kobby either because he's NNE of me.

Is that something like NIN of you?

mALX

Nov 21 2014, 06:09 PM

QUOTE(SubRosa @ Nov 21 2014, 11:09 AM)

QUOTE(mALX @ Nov 21 2014, 09:31 AM)

Yeah, and actuall I don't drive cross country for Kobby either because he's NNE of me.

Is that something like NIN of you?

No, more like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVrSJyS6XR4

Callidus Thorn

Nov 21 2014, 06:40 PM

QUOTE(mALX @ Nov 21 2014, 02:31 PM)

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 21 2014, 04:05 AM)

Though I have to point out; "driven cross country"? You'd have to drive cross-Atlantic to get to me

Yeah, and actuall I don't drive cross country for Kobby either because he's NNE of me.

Oh well - it was late, late I tell ya!

You mean... you lied???

FLying Squirrel sighted!

Couldn't resist that

Wow, that strikethrough really doesn't work with the letter F

mALX

Nov 21 2014, 06:55 PM

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 21 2014, 12:40 PM)

QUOTE(mALX @ Nov 21 2014, 02:31 PM)

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 21 2014, 04:05 AM)

Though I have to point out; "driven cross country"? You'd have to drive cross-Atlantic to get to me

Yeah, and actuall I don't drive cross country for Kobby either because he's NNE of me.

Oh well - it was late, late I tell ya!

You mean... you lied???

FLying Squirrel sighted!

Couldn't resist that

Wow, that strikethrough really doesn't work with the letter F

SPEW! I wouldn't have noticed that if you hadn't pointed out it was a strikethrough, lol.

Besides that - technically - we were going for the package first, which could very well have been cross country since it is taking so long to ship to you/your Mother. I forgot to get the info on where the package was being shipped from before setting out on this ... mission,

Callidus Thorn

Nov 21 2014, 08:16 PM

Consdering how long it's gonna take to get here, they must be shipping it from Antarctica or something.

Maybe it'll be delivered by someone on a sled pulled by huskies

mALX

Nov 21 2014, 08:44 PM

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 21 2014, 02:16 PM)

Consdering how long it's gonna take to get here, they must be shipping it from Antarctica or something.

Maybe it'll be delivered by someone on a sled pulled by huskies

I figured it must be coming from the west, lol.

mirocu

Nov 21 2014, 10:44 PM

Are you guys talking about the regular road trip mission where you´re trying to save Kobby?

ghastley

Nov 21 2014, 10:48 PM

QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 21 2014, 04:44 PM)

Are you guys talking about the regular road trip mission where you´re trying to save Kobby?

Where do you have to deposit him, and how much interest do you get?

King Of Beasts

Nov 21 2014, 10:54 PM

QUOTE(mALX @ Nov 21 2014, 12:56 AM)

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Nov 20 2014, 06:24 PM)

Birthday gifts! Yay!

QUOTE(mALX @ Nov 21 2014, 01:32 AM)

"

*

I've missed these

mirocu

Nov 21 2014, 11:10 PM

I´m sleepy

Callidus Thorn

Nov 21 2014, 11:19 PM

I'm not

mirocu

Nov 21 2014, 11:20 PM

Well, I´m one hour ahead of you so it only makes sense

Callidus Thorn

Nov 21 2014, 11:23 PM

True, but I'll be up for another hour and a half or so. Probably only online for the next half hour though. I find I sleep better if I leave off anything with a backlit screen for an hour before going to bed.

mirocu

Nov 21 2014, 11:26 PM

I think that´s what they recommend to people who have trouble sleeping. I don´t however so I always jump straight into bed without even letting my monitor cool off

Callidus Thorn

Nov 21 2014, 11:29 PM

Heh, lucky you. A good chunk of my problem tends to be getting my mind to shut up. having an active imagination can be a bitch sometimes. espeially when you're trying to get to sleep and any stray thought sets it spiralling off.

mirocu

Nov 21 2014, 11:32 PM

I do have that problem too sometimes but somehow I´ve learned to shut it off if it goes too far and I begin to analyze etc. Then I go STFU!! and my brain has no choice but to comply out of respect for its owner

Callidus Thorn

Nov 21 2014, 11:33 PM

I wish I could do that.

I have to rely on runic meditation these days to get any sleep.

mirocu

Nov 21 2014, 11:38 PM

Anyways, I´m off to said bed now. See you!

Callidus Thorn

Nov 21 2014, 11:40 PM

Later 'Rocu

mALX

Nov 22 2014, 12:25 AM

QUOTE(ghastley @ Nov 21 2014, 04:48 PM)

QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 21 2014, 04:44 PM)

Are you guys talking about the regular road trip mission where you´re trying to save Kobby?

Where do you have to deposit him, and how much interest do you get?

I'll have to make you the President of ColorWheels' "Bank of Cyrodiil" with responses like that!

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Nov 21 2014, 04:54 PM)

QUOTE(mALX @ Nov 21 2014, 12:56 AM)

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Nov 20 2014, 06:24 PM)

Birthday gifts! Yay!

QUOTE(mALX @ Nov 21 2014, 01:32 AM)

"

*

I've missed these

You were so busy eating the chicken wings that you didn't see me!

treydog

Nov 22 2014, 01:36 AM

So, as we all know, it has been a bad week, following several bad weeks. Which put me in the perfect frame of mind for the following.

(Work cell phone rings)

Me: “(Organization name), this is [treydog], how can I help you?”

Long silence, punctuated by breathing and shuffling of papers.

Me: “This is [treydog], how can I help you?”

Voice (non-North American accent): “Hello? Yes, this is Edward with Microsoft and we are calling about…”

Me (exasperated): “No. You really aren’t. I work as a computer technician and there is no reason Microsoft would be calling me on my WORK phone to talk about my HOME computer. Nice try. Thanks for playing. [Game show buzzer sound].” Click

That is the third or fourth one of those I have gotten. I think next time, I will say: “Oh really? That’s interesting, since I use a MACINTOSH!” I don’t. but hey, one good lie deserves another….

mALX

Nov 22 2014, 02:13 AM

QUOTE(treydog @ Nov 21 2014, 07:36 PM)

It is probably some test to see how employees respond to determine who will fill the position. Did you ever find out what the call was about? Maybe Microsoft needed their PC fixed, lol. Urk.

I had one call saying they just wanted a few minutes of my time to do a survey - find out what household products I used. I asked them what would I get out of it? Dead silence, then eventually he said ... "Er...nothing."

I told him that the company he was calling for was doing market research, paying him to call me and they would benefit financially from the results of the survey - so either I got paid for my time too, or was not going to participate. He thanked me for my time and got off the phone rather quickly, lol.

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