Full Version: The Everything Thread
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It isn't fair!!!!
Oh, well. It could have been worse. You could have been a foxxy girl (like Liz) who gets hit on by every guy she ever meets! 
um....I think Liz likes the attention
I bet they all do, they just pretend it�s annoying
Exactly. They ASK for he attention! They wear shirts or pants with big shiny letters across the chest or butt, then get mad when we look there 
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 5 2013, 05:40 PM) 
Exactly. They ASK for he attention! They wear shirts or pants with big shiny letters across the chest or butt, then get mad when we look there
It�s like putting a giant, flashing arrow over your head that points down to you and when people automatically look, you get mad
-Hey, girls! If you have giant letter across your butt WE WILL LOOK!!
Exactly! So don't get mad and call us perverts for practically putting a sign in your body saying LOOK AT ME!
Pfft. They're just playing hard to get
Pfft. They're just playing hard to get
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 5 2013, 05:44 PM)
They're just playing hard to get
In my world they don�t just play hard to get!
You're not alone buddy
Well, I guess in my case it�s all for the best. I�m not boyfriend material anyway
Me neither. But I get lonely
Well, I�m off for now. Gotta play me some FO3 
Sorry for making you lonely here too, Kobby
Sorry for making you lonely here too, Kobby
-__-
Apology not accepted
Apology not accepted
Sometimes I wonder about the people in this store. I was in the back room, waaaaaaaaayin the back, and suddenly I heard about ten yards away "Did you see the bird?"
"No, but I can call it. CAW CAW CAW!"
"CAW CAW CAW! Wait, it wasn't a crow."
"That's not a bird, that's paper fluttering!"
"Oh."
And they both walked away and acted like I wasn't staring at them the whole time, lol.
Also, a guy on my team compared Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter to Twilight and said they were all the same exact thing.
-grita teeth-
And he says because I've read all of the twilight books, I'm a fan. I tries to tell him I read them to give the series a chance, and most fans say I can't say I don't like them until I've read them all. Nope. He keeps asking me if I'm an Edward or Jacob fan. I said I'm Team Buffy.
"No, but I can call it. CAW CAW CAW!"
"CAW CAW CAW! Wait, it wasn't a crow."
"That's not a bird, that's paper fluttering!"
"Oh."
And they both walked away and acted like I wasn't staring at them the whole time, lol.
Also, a guy on my team compared Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter to Twilight and said they were all the same exact thing.
-grita teeth-
And he says because I've read all of the twilight books, I'm a fan. I tries to tell him I read them to give the series a chance, and most fans say I can't say I don't like them until I've read them all. Nope. He keeps asking me if I'm an Edward or Jacob fan. I said I'm Team Buffy.
Um...the employees at that store alright? From what you've said, they seem a bit off
Mirocu and KoB: Maybe you guys are simply so awesome that girls never hit on you because they're intimidated. That was always my problem. Sorta. Kinda. Not really.
I'm too awesome to have a relationship 
Me too!!... 
...
Oh wait...
...
I'm drunk...I've only just walked in from work...This is somewhat of a record...
I hate my job...My co-workers are colon-sphincters*...
Grrrrr!!!...Arrrgh!!...
...Oh wait...
...I'm drunk...I've only just walked in from work...This is somewhat of a record...
I hate my job...My co-workers are colon-sphincters*...
Grrrrr!!!...Arrrgh!!...
Hi McBadgere!
Heya matey...
Y'alright?...
How's your job going?...
Still drunk even morerer now!!...
Yet I smell less...*Sighs contendedly*...
*Points*....
LAAAAAAAATERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPEOPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
LLE!!!!!...
EDIT...^ Que?.. ...
Y'alright?...
How's your job going?...
Still drunk even morerer now!!...
Yet I smell less...*Sighs contendedly*...
*Points*....
LAAAAAAAATERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPEOPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
LLE!!!!!...
EDIT...^ Que?..
...
I'm sick at home today
My girlfriend broke up with me. 
Tell me what happened, buddy. PM me if you want to talk in private
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 5 2013, 05:38 PM)
I bet they all do, they just pretend it�s annoying
Hmmm gotta think about that..well it'll pass..believe me I kinda KNOW
QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Sep 5 2013, 08:45 PM)
My girlfriend broke up with me.
Awww Rohirrim! I'm sorry to hear that
So I was driving home (YAY- home!)
And the car in front of me had a license plate holder that read:
"CatahoulaMobile"
I ALMOST tried to flag the lady down, but realized it might not go well- even if it WAS mALX.... and especially if it WASN'T!
And the car in front of me had a license plate holder that read:
"CatahoulaMobile"
I ALMOST tried to flag the lady down, but realized it might not go well- even if it WAS mALX.... and especially if it WASN'T!
QUOTE(treydog @ Sep 5 2013, 11:11 PM)
So I was driving home (YAY- home!)
And the car in front of me had a license plate holder that read:
"CatahoulaMobile"
I ALMOST tried to flag the lady down, but realized it might not go well- even if it WAS mALX.... and especially if it WASN'T!
About two weeks ago I saw a lady with a t-shirt with "Sub Rosa" printed on it. I was like "do I ask? How do I ask that kind of question without looking weird? Esoteric references to the Elder Scrolls and ToFS? Am I a good enough conversationalist to the do that? Is anyone? Nah, I won't ask. Just walking up to a stranger in the street and starting to talk to them is strange and oh look, she's got into her car. Oh well."
A T shirt that says "Sub Rosa" could be intended as ironic, like a T shirt saying "Undercover" or "Covert Agent."
Hmm... I like that idea!
Hmm... I like that idea!
QUOTE(Grits @ Sep 5 2013, 11:21 PM)
A T shirt that says "Sub Rosa" could be intended as ironic, like a T shirt saying "Undercover" or "Covert Agent."
Hmm... I like that idea!
Already been done, I'm afraid.
Wait, does Sub Rosa actually mean something?
It means "under the rose," and it's been an expression or symbol of secrecy for a very long time.
I'm sure there are other meanings, that's just the one I know.
I'm sure there are other meanings, that's just the one I know.
QUOTE(Grits @ Sep 5 2013, 11:26 PM)
It means "under the rose," and it's been an expression or symbol of secrecy for a very long time.
I'm sure there are other meanings, that's just the one I know.
Oh, didn't know that. Huh. Learn something every day.
QUOTE(treydog @ Sep 5 2013, 06:11 PM)
So I was driving home (YAY- home!)
And the car in front of me had a license plate holder that read:
"CatahoulaMobile"
I ALMOST tried to flag the lady down, but realized it might not go well- even if it WAS mALX.... and especially if it WASN'T!
Oh heck, I'd sure like to know who else has Catahoulas around here! Tweren't me (so probably good think your didn't drive in a stalkerish manner alongside her car waving, ROFL!)
I haven't labeled my car yet, thinking about having a sign made for the Vanagon "Dixie Catahoula" is the name of ours.
http://home.comcast.net/~dixiecatahoula/site/?/home/
QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Sep 5 2013, 02:45 PM)
My girlfriend broke up with me.
I'm so sorry, Rohirrim!QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Sep 5 2013, 06:15 PM)
QUOTE(treydog @ Sep 5 2013, 11:11 PM)
So I was driving home (YAY- home!)
And the car in front of me had a license plate holder that read:
"CatahoulaMobile"
I ALMOST tried to flag the lady down, but realized it might not go well- even if it WAS mALX.... and especially if it WASN'T!
About two weeks ago I saw a lady with a t-shirt with "Sub Rosa" printed on it. I was like "do I ask? How do I ask that kind of question without looking weird? Esoteric references to the Elder Scrolls and ToFS? Am I a good enough conversationalist to the do that? Is anyone? Nah, I won't ask. Just walking up to a stranger in the street and starting to talk to them is strange and oh look, she's got into her car. Oh well."
SubRosa is modelesque, tall, gorgeous, sexy, hawt! (not to mention Minxy) If the girl fits this description, approach her. It may not be SubRosa, but it is still worth your trouble.
If you are feeling her out to see if it is SubRosa, but don't want to appear gamerish by asking TES related questions just in case it isn't; you could appear historically interested and ask her if she could tell you something about the Roman Legion (and if it turns out not to be SubRosa, run quickl)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 5 2013, 10:37 AM)
um....I think Liz likes the attention
I love it XD as long as no touchy, and it stays mildly uncreepy. The creepier the attention, the less encouraging I become, lol
I'm sure you get plenty of attention too
Nope. I get no real attention. I get the occasional "You're kind cute" but that's it. Eh.
Just wear a shirt with big letters across the chest. You're sure to get quite a few turned heads
Not really. Hardly anyone pays attention to me, lol.
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 5 2013, 07:09 PM)
Just wear a shirt with big letters across the chest. You're sure to get quite a few turned heads
Did you not see her last picture? She doesn't need giant letters to draw attention and turn heads! She has other giant things nature put there to attract attention. (and I'm hoping she'll loan them to me this weekend so I can go out clubbing with them!)
So, what's up? Lol
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 5 2013, 07:15 PM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 5 2013, 07:09 PM)
Just wear a shirt with big letters across the chest. You're sure to get quite a few turned heads
Did you not see her last picture? She doesn't need giant letters to draw attention and turn heads! She has other giant things nature put there to attract attention. (and I'm hoping she'll loan them to me this weekend so I can go out clubbing with them!)
I'm surprised she doesn't get that much attention
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 5 2013, 07:15 PM)
So, what's up? Lol
What's up is that Liz is shyish and exactly like Blackie doesn't notice the attention she is getting 90% of the time - or believe compliments when she gets them. Learn your Lizzie !!!!
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 5 2013, 06:16 PM)
I'm surprised she doesn't get that much attention
Remember our discussion? I hide them, lol. I may not be extremely attractive, but I know where my assets are, and when I want them noticed, I make sure they are. I usually don't want them noticed, lol
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 5 2013, 07:19 PM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 5 2013, 06:16 PM)
I'm surprised she doesn't get that much attention
Remember our discussion? I hide them, lol. I may not be extremely attractive, but I know where my assets are, and when I want them noticed, I make sure they are. I usually don't want them noticed, lol
Don't hide those things, send them to me! I will take good care of them, ROFL !!!
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 5 2013, 07:19 PM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 5 2013, 06:16 PM)
I'm surprised she doesn't get that much attention
Remember our discussion? I hide them, lol. I may not be extremely attractive, but I know where my assets are, and when I want them noticed, I make sure they are. I usually don't want them noticed, lol
Oh yeah. You're greedy, I forgot
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 5 2013, 07:20 PM)
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 5 2013, 07:19 PM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 5 2013, 06:16 PM)
I'm surprised she doesn't get that much attention
Remember our discussion? I hide them, lol. I may not be extremely attractive, but I know where my assets are, and when I want them noticed, I make sure they are. I usually don't want them noticed, lol
Don't hide those things, send them to me! I will take good care of them, ROFL !!!
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 5 2013, 06:20 PM)
Don't hide those things, send them to me! I will take good care of them, ROFL !!!
Hahaha!! My husband would be so very upset XD
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 5 2013, 07:25 PM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 5 2013, 06:20 PM)
Don't hide those things, send them to me! I will take good care of them, ROFL !!!
Hahaha!! My husband would be so very upset XD
I'll bet. And my husband wouldn't let you take them back, ROFL !!!
There would be a duel to the death XD
I'd take a video of that duel, and put it on YouTube.
"Two men fight over a pair of boobs."
Top comment would be "Are those real?"
Second top comment would be "First!"
Top comment would be "Are those real?"
Second top comment would be "First!"
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