QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Sep 18 2016, 08:29 PM) 
Fixed that for you.
My spelling was more fun
Full Version: The Everything Thread
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Fixed that for you.
My spelling was more fun
I suppose it's all the same really
Ba-Dum-Tiss!
Ba-Dum-Tiss!
Can´t really blame me, as a foreigner. English is not easy:
color/colour
trunk/boot
pavement/sidewalk
car/automobile
We only have one word for all of these. And then there´s homicide, commonly pronounced homocide which obviously is confusing. Not to mention all the silent letters in words such as knife.
Geez, I´m surprised I got as high a grade as I did back in skool, sorry, school
color/colour
trunk/boot
pavement/sidewalk
car/automobile
We only have one word for all of these. And then there´s homicide, commonly pronounced homocide which obviously is confusing. Not to mention all the silent letters in words such as knife.
Geez, I´m surprised I got as high a grade as I did back in skool, sorry, school
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 19 2016, 02:06 PM)
Can´t really blame me, as a foreigner. English is not easy:
color/colour
trunk/boot
pavement/sidewalk
car/automobile
We only have one word for all of these. And then there´s homicide, commonly pronounced homocide which obviously is confusing. Not to mention all the silent letters in words such as knife.
Geez, I´m surprised I got as high a grade as I did back in skool, sorry, school
Yeah, English is pretty screwed up. And the Americans really don't help matters with their version of it.
Though I fear I didn't help with my last comment, couldn't resist the opportunity for a joke.
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Sep 19 2016, 03:15 PM)
Yeah, English is pretty screwed up. And the Americans really don't help matters with their version of it.
I´m so glad we have them to blame, though
Then there's reed, read, read, and red. Homonyms, homophones, but no homocide. 
I read a red book about lead that didn´t lead anywhere.
QUOTE(ghastley @ Sep 19 2016, 02:18 PM)
Then there's reed, read, read, and red. Homonyms, homophones, but no homocide.
And let us not forget they're, there, and their, a set so fiendish that half the internet gets them mixed up
Edit: Oh, and by the way, at present I'm watching Young Frankenstein, so do please excuse me if I start typing with an accent
Typing with an accent, eh?
I´m quite puzzled by that notion, I am.
I´m quite puzzled by that notion, I am.
Almost anything can happen while watching a Mel Brooks film. Particularly one with Gene Wilder in it.
*mALX ducks out when 'Murican-bashing starts...*
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 19 2016, 03:30 PM)
*mALX ducks out when 'Murican-bashing starts...*
It´s alright. We haven´t brought out the baseball bats yet
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 19 2016, 02:30 PM)
*mALX ducks out when 'Murican-bashing starts...*
*Has only just realised mALX had ducked in*
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Sep 19 2016, 09:28 AM)
Almost anything can happen while watching a Mel Brooks film. Particularly one with Gene Wilder in it.
Even dialogue in "A Silent Movie". Who can remember who said it?
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Sep 19 2016, 01:15 PM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 19 2016, 02:06 PM)
Can´t really blame me, as a foreigner. English is not easy:
color/colour
trunk/boot
pavement/sidewalk
car/automobile
We only have one word for all of these. And then there´s homicide, commonly pronounced homocide which obviously is confusing. Not to mention all the silent letters in words such as knife.
Geez, I´m surprised I got as high a grade as I did back in skool, sorry, school
Yeah, English is pretty screwed up. And the Americans really don't help matters with their version of it.
Though I fear I didn't help with my last comment, couldn't resist the opportunity for a joke.
English invented it, Americans perfected it.
Mornin' all
QUOTE(Kiln @ Sep 20 2016, 02:30 AM)
English invented it, Americans perfected it.
"Tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it and eventually people will start to believe it"
Propaganda minister
Joseph Goebbels
-What? Just a random quote
*monocle falls and shatters*
Blast!
*monocle falls and shatters*
Blast!
Edit: What the?
Oh, I am so sorry, dear boy. Here now, let me treat you to a cup of tea whilst we wait for a monocle replacement 
Where do you get all those emoticons?
Anyway, I'm watching Deadpool for the fourth or fifth time, and I just noticed all the other names in the dead pool. There are a couple I'm not sure about, but the rest made me chuckle
Anyway, I'm watching Deadpool for the fourth or fifth time, and I just noticed all the other names in the dead pool. There are a couple I'm not sure about, but the rest made me chuckle
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Sep 20 2016, 01:22 PM)
Where do you get all those emoticons?
From a little place called the internet
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Sep 20 2016, 01:22 PM)
Anyway, I'm watching Deadpool for the fourth or fifth time
How can you do that without a proper monocle?
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 20 2016, 02:28 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Sep 20 2016, 01:22 PM)
Where do you get all those emoticons?
From a little place called the internet
Oh, that.
I try to avoid that as much as possible. I tell you that place is worse than the Mos Eisley Cantina!
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 20 2016, 02:28 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Sep 20 2016, 01:22 PM)
Anyway, I'm watching Deadpool for the fourth or fifth time
How can you do that without a proper monocle?
Quite easily. Since I'd broken two monocles I was clearly making something of a spectacle of myself, I just put my glasses on
Did I just detect a pun?
Spent all morning fiddling with me car today. Had to replace two lightbulbs and also check for leakage from the windshield fluid container. Probably just a gasket that needs to be replaced between the two container parts so nothing major. Or sergeant
Spent all morning fiddling with me car today. Had to replace two lightbulbs and also check for leakage from the windshield fluid container. Probably just a gasket that needs to be replaced between the two container parts so nothing major. Or sergeant
A pun?
From me?
Surely not
From me?
Surely not
Of course not
course not
...
Nobody ever responds to that with a straight face...
Is it something I said?
Nobody ever responds to that with a straight face...
Is it something I said?
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Sep 21 2016, 10:15 AM)
A pun?
From me?
Surely not
I always read and take your posts with a 100% serious tone.
Kidding.
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Sep 21 2016, 12:48 PM)
...
Nobody ever responds to that with a straight face...
Is it something I said?
Puns are to you what references are to me
I was gonna say something funny in response, but I made the mistake of putting the news on, and now I'm just too depressed for it
Some people just never learn, eh...?
Well, it's better than reading the newspapers
Newspapers are always pessimistic. It sells better.
Reading them is always depressing unless you limit yourself to fluff pieces and comics.
Reading them is always depressing unless you limit yourself to fluff pieces and comics.
I´m eating an apple now 
I've just been playing a little Oblivion
Ah. Found some inspiration there, did you?
Bumped into Severan again, though he's got yet another different setup
Poor guy. He must be so confused by now
He's apparently still trying to figure himself out. Last time he was testing out the Atronach sign, this time he's mostly ditching illusion in favour of light armour.
Oops, sorry bout this...
(PM me if you got the joke
)
I think we better just move on, I´m sorry
So, have a pic of your new Severan?
So, have a pic of your new Severan?
Not yet, he's just at the exit to from the sewers. My first attempt at his face failed, not quite sure what went wrong there, but what left the sewer wasn't what I saw in the facegen
Yup, time spent in those icky sewers can be hard on a character's face.
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Sep 22 2016, 10:35 AM)
Bumped into Severan again, though he's got yet another different setup
WOO HOO!!! Does this mean you will be starting his story again?
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Sep 22 2016, 11:29 AM)
Not yet, he's just at the exit to from the sewers. My first attempt at his face failed, not quite sure what went wrong there, but what left the sewer wasn't what I saw in the facegen
That happens to me in Fallout 3 A LOT!!!QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 22 2016, 05:16 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Sep 22 2016, 10:35 AM)
Bumped into Severan again, though he's got yet another different setup
WOO HOO!!! Does this mean you will be starting his story again?
To be honest, I'm not sure. I've no idea how comfortable his new setup will be, how long he'll survive(because let's face it, everyone who's read this is thinking the same), or if it'll even work(blade/destruction/marksman is a combo that's tripped me up before).
And, continuing to be honest, I've got a few issues with what I wrote previously. Not least among them the way it seemed to be setting up for another retelling of the MQ, and the first part being a wall of introduction.
Seriously? No one got my awesome joke?
Fine
Shot a few rounds with me thirty-ought this morning just to check the scope again. To quote Hickok45: it´s right on, bro
Fine
Shot a few rounds with me thirty-ought this morning just to check the scope again. To quote Hickok45: it´s right on, bro
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 23 2016, 10:17 AM)
Seriously? No one got my awesome joke?
Fine
Hmm...
Well, if they were the other way around I'd say we were looking at a bird's ass
*shrugs*
Anyway... Oblivion!
Aah, good ol Blivion
Yup
Managed to get Severan a face that works, as well as a new hair style and colour(seems to be becoming a thing with him ), and now he's trying to decide between heading to Skingrad or Chorrol. I'm thinking he'll go Skingrad.
It's almost been a good day for me
So, how's your day going?
Edit: Just found out they're making a fifth Transformers movie. And apparently it's got Hitler in it? Definitely not a good day
Managed to get Severan a face that works, as well as a new hair style and colour(seems to be becoming a thing with him
), and now he's trying to decide between heading to Skingrad or Chorrol. I'm thinking he'll go Skingrad.It's almost been a good day for me
So, how's your day going?
Edit: Just found out they're making a fifth Transformers movie.
And apparently it's got Hitler in it? Definitely not a good day
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Sep 23 2016, 05:17 PM)
It's almost been a good day for me
Bout time, right?
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Sep 23 2016, 05:17 PM)
So, how's your day going?
Won over Gramma in poker so I´m good
Also talked to the coach I´ll be getting next week regarding *ugh* job
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