Full Version: The Everything Thread
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QUOTE(mirocu @ Oct 26 2016, 03:31 PM) 
What is that?!
The cutest, bestest K-pop girl group evah! 
QUOTE(mirocu @ Oct 26 2016, 03:42 PM)
The cutest, bestest K-pop girl group evah!
Oh ok then! Khajiit likes cute Korean girls! Carry on!
Here we go again...
I´m sorry! 
But at least I´m not doing the Deus Ex things!
Yet...
But at least I´m not doing the Deus Ex things!
Yet...
And if it's not that it'll be the madness of Vampyre the Masquerade: Bloodlines
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Oct 26 2016, 11:06 PM)
And if it's not that it'll be the madness of Vampyre the Masquerade: Bloodlines
Yeah well, that´s the thing really. It´s a mix between those two games
QUOTE(mirocu @ Oct 26 2016, 04:05 PM)
I´m sorry!
But at least I´m not doing the Deus Ex things!
Yet...
Deus Ex things? Please explain.
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Oct 26 2016, 11:33 PM)
Deus Ex things? Please explain.
Thorny is gonna kill me for this
Essentially someone made a Malkavian mod for the original Deus Ex game, twisting the HQ level and also the dialogue into nonsense. I´ll provide a link at some point if said Thorny doesn´t snipe me first
But now; To the bed mobile!
QUOTE(mirocu @ Oct 26 2016, 04:36 PM)
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Oct 26 2016, 11:33 PM)
Deus Ex things? Please explain.
Thorny is gonna kill me for this
Essentially someone made a Malkavian mod for the original Deus Ex game, twisting the HQ level and also the dialogue into nonsense. I´ll provide a link at some point if said Thorny doesn´t snipe me first
But now; To the bed mobile!
Sounds well...crazy! Also fun!
Where Khajiit's folks at?!
Mornin'
Mornin´ 
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Oct 27 2016, 06:43 AM)
Where Khajiit's folks at?!
Where's Khajiit at?
Oh, burn! 
End result:
TIGER, tiger, burning bright
In the forests of the night,
http://www.bartleby.com/101/489.html
Hee hee hee
TIGER, tiger, burning bright
In the forests of the night,
http://www.bartleby.com/101/489.html
Hee hee hee
Not clicking
Oh look at all the people! Hi people!
Something I've wondered since the first time I played Morrowind:
What would a Khajiit's reaction be to being petted?
Since we've got a resident Khajiit now, thought I'd ask
What would a Khajiit's reaction be to being petted?
Since we've got a resident Khajiit now, thought I'd ask
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Oct 27 2016, 08:56 AM)
Oh look at all the people! Hi people!
Hi, cat!
Where'd he go?
Litter box maybe?
Apparently Khajiit has no words for us
KHAJIIT HAS NO GREETING 
Actually, there was a greeting, just nothing to follow it
KHAJIIT HAS NO FOLLOW-UP
Y'know, that lack of followthrough would really hurt his golf game
Or skeet shooting 
Poor skeet. What did they ever do to deserve that? 
They....! They...!
They fly through the air like they OWN it!!
They fly through the air like they OWN it!!
QUOTE(mirocu @ Oct 27 2016, 09:07 AM)
They....! They...!
They fly through the air like they OWN it!!
I've seen ravens do the same thing
Ah, but we don´t just think we own it. We DO own it 
*Snaps awake* Hunh? Wha? Oh sorry, Khajiit took a cat nap!
Hardly surprising, considering what tie it is on your end
If anything it's more surprising that you woke up so soon
If anything it's more surprising that you woke up so soon
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Oct 27 2016, 01:59 AM)
Something I've wondered since the first time I played Morrowind:
What would a Khajiit's reaction be to being petted?
Since we've got a resident Khajiit now, thought I'd ask
Well, it would largely depend upon a Khajiit's disposition towards the person doing the petting. Have you ever seen what happens when one that a Khajiit doesn't like tries to pet him/her? It's not a pretty picture. Unless you like the color red and long, ropey shapes spilling from abdominal wounds.
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Oct 27 2016, 03:36 AM)
Hardly surprising, considering what tie it is on your end
If anything it's more surprising that you woke up so soon
In reality, Khajiit just got home! Some warm sands found their way into this one's eyes I think (Warm Sandman?!). Off to dreamtime! Night all!
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Oct 27 2016, 09:42 AM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Oct 27 2016, 01:59 AM)
Something I've wondered since the first time I played Morrowind:
What would a Khajiit's reaction be to being petted?
Since we've got a resident Khajiit now, thought I'd ask
Well, it would largely depend upon a Khajiit's disposition towards the person doing the petting. Have you ever seen what happens when one that a Khajiit doesn't like tries to pet him/her? It's not a pretty picture. Unless you like the color red and long, ropey shapes spilling from abdominal wounds.
A suitably... graphic... answer
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Oct 27 2016, 09:42 AM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Oct 27 2016, 03:36 AM)
Hardly surprising, considering what tie it is on your end
If anything it's more surprising that you woke up so soon
In reality, Khajiit just got home!
Nocturnal shenanigans, eh?
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Oct 27 2016, 03:43 AM)
Nocturnal shenanigans, eh?
Khajiit prefers the term "hijinx" and he wishes. Stupid job kept this one out late.
What job is attractive to a Khajiit? Hunting mice?
QUOTE(mirocu @ Oct 27 2016, 03:49 AM)
What job is attractive to a Khajiit? Hunting mice?
Birds
Ok damn it! You guys need to stop rocking so hard! Khajiit has a full day of jack-o-lantern carving tomorrow and needs his sleep! So for realz this time. G'night!
Later dude
Did he...?
Did he say Birds?
Khajiit is hunting girls?
Or did Raven misinterpret something?
Did he say Birds?
Khajiit is hunting girls?
Or did Raven misinterpret something?
He totally said birds.
And from the context I don't think he meant the human variety
And from the context I don't think he meant the human variety
Hopefully not
But if one ever travels to the 1950s, one can never know what people mean.
"Oh, look at that bird!"
And you immediatelly look up into the sky
But if one ever travels to the 1950s, one can never know what people mean.
"Oh, look at that bird!"
And you immediatelly look up into the sky
And get an eyeful of crap!
And then John Travolta comes along in a flying car
And Nicolas Cage shoots him with a speargun?
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