Full Version: The Everything Thread
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A BIT? Lol
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jun 5 2014, 01:34 PM) 
A BIT? Lol
*in response to DE's pic and comment lol
Howīs gf and cub, Kobby? 
Good
A lotta work lol
A lotta work lol
You brought it all on yourself... 
Said the Bishop to the actress... ...
Aaaamywho...
*Brief wave of passing by...*...
Hope everyone is well...
Laters...
...Aaaamywho...
*Brief wave of passing by...*...
Hope everyone is well...
Laters...
Iīm well but why canīt you stay?? 
QUOTE(mirocu @ Jun 5 2014, 07:45 AM)
You brought it all on yourself...
Not on purpose!
"Not on purpose!" 
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QUOTE(mirocu @ Jun 5 2014, 08:22 AM)
"Not on purpose!"
But it wasn't!
I have nothing to say...No, really...Not a word...This may look like words, but trust me, they're just grunts lost in morass of grump...
Or Wookie-speak...
There's a proper word for it, you know?...Sadly, I can't remember the language's name...Those young people will...They're clever see... ...And will do research...
I can't do research...Well...Yes I can, see, I just lied for the sake of a joke...It wasn't even that funny...And...You'll note I never actually finished the joke that wasn't very funny...Perhaps this ramble was funnier than the joke its replacing?...Who knows...Well I certainly don't...I've forgotten what I was going to say...
Without words, of course...'cause I have nothing to say...Keep up!...
The man on the tele is silly...If you knew who I was watching, you'd think that political comment...But you don't...Anyone remember Jack Straw?...No, he's not a scarecrow...Well...I say that...But...Oh, now you do know who I'm watching...Keep up Robert...
Exercise...So...Can't be doing with it...Too much...Exercise..
Keep up!...
Or Wookie-speak...
There's a proper word for it, you know?...Sadly, I can't remember the language's name...Those young people will...They're clever see...
...And will do research...I can't do research...Well...Yes I can, see, I just lied for the sake of a joke...It wasn't even that funny...And...You'll note I never actually finished the joke that wasn't very funny...Perhaps this ramble was funnier than the joke its replacing?...Who knows...Well I certainly don't...I've forgotten what I was going to say...
Without words, of course...'cause I have nothing to say...Keep up!...
The man on the tele is silly...If you knew who I was watching, you'd think that political comment...But you don't...Anyone remember Jack Straw?...No, he's not a scarecrow...Well...I say that...But...Oh, now you do know who I'm watching...Keep up Robert...
Exercise...So...Can't be doing with it...Too much...Exercise..
Keep up!...
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Jun 6 2014, 04:36 AM)
Snip
Exercise is a disease.
I have the cure.
Cider. And Ice Cream. Although not together.
Today is Swedenīs national celebration day!!
Or however itīs translated to English..
Anyway, have some
,Sweden!!
Or however itīs translated to English..
Anyway, have some
,Sweden!!
Happy Sveriges nationaldag, mirocu! What do you do to celebrate?
What do you do to celebrate?
Thanks!
Well, we donīt do so much actually. Itīs a mandatory flag day and we have happenings here and there, but I donīt attend those. I just play the rocky version of the anthem in my car as loud as I can
Well, we donīt do so much actually. Itīs a mandatory flag day and we have happenings here and there, but I donīt attend those. I just play the rocky version of the anthem in my car as loud as I can
QUOTE('Burnt Sierra' date='Jun 6 2014 @ 09:57 AM' post='225104')
Exercise is a disease.
I have the cure.
Cider. And Ice Cream. Although not together.
IT LIVES!!!!...
...Where's ya been Yorkshire-Boy?...
...How's tricks?...
And Cider Ice Cream...Sounds awesome!!...
...Oh, and many happy Sweden-Day's to Sweden...
...
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Jun 6 2014, 04:32 PM)
Oh, and many happy Sweden-Day's to Sweden...
...Cheers, matey!
I swear I've seen that used on margarine tub lids... ...
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Itīs everywhere!
So Acadian sr is 93, thatīs a respectful number My grandma is 90 (and a half! ) so sheīs getting there too.
So Acadian sr is 93, thatīs a respectful number
My grandma is 90 (and a half! ) so sheīs getting there too.
I have drawing and exercise as hobbies but I need one or 2 more to truly fill up the days.
I can't seem to find any though
I can't seem to find any though
Relaxing.
There, a third thing to do
There, a third thing to do
QUOTE(ImperialSnob @ Jun 6 2014, 04:25 PM)
I have drawing and exercise as hobbies but I need one or 2 more to truly fill up the days.
I can't seem to find any though
Gardening!!...You can earn monies at the same time...
Here...Come do mine for me...
...There's a thrup'nny-bit in it for you, young urchin child!!...
...
I have returned...for great justice...once more. Graduated grade school today, as well. Figured I should let you know. Rohirrim, awaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Well done that man!!... ...*Applauds heartily*...
Now go get a job!!... ...
...*Applauds heartily*...Now go get a job!!...
...
Rohirrim's back?
*Applauds*
*Applauds*
Congratulations, Rohirrim! Welcome summer.
Good on you, Rohirrim!
At Casa Treydog, we are watching the woodpeckers outside the sliding door- and hoping the stupid starlings don't steal the nest again. I have... taken measures- we will see if they work.
And we will also see if I survive June. We are changing out the telephones AND the telephone software at work- and since I work in a call center with 60 people, who are on the phones 6 to 7 hours a day....
At Casa Treydog, we are watching the woodpeckers outside the sliding door- and hoping the stupid starlings don't steal the nest again. I have... taken measures- we will see if they work.
And we will also see if I survive June. We are changing out the telephones AND the telephone software at work- and since I work in a call center with 60 people, who are on the phones 6 to 7 hours a day....
QUOTE(treydog @ Jun 7 2014, 01:29 PM)
And we will also see if I survive June. We are changing out the telephones AND the telephone software at work- and since I work in a call center with 60 people, who are on the phones 6 to 7 hours a day....
You and me both, given how I feel right now...
...As for the phones thing...Well, that's a recipe for something to go horribly wrong, right there...
...I do believe that people in charge have special courses where they go to learn how best to *extract-the-urine out of the people that actually have to do the damned work...
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Jun 7 2014, 10:37 AM)
Well done that man!!...
...*Applauds heartily*...Now go get a job!!...
...I do recommend a year off, really...
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Jun 7 2014, 09:42 AM)
QUOTE(treydog @ Jun 7 2014, 01:29 PM)
And we will also see if I survive June. We are changing out the telephones AND the telephone software at work- and since I work in a call center with 60 people, who are on the phones 6 to 7 hours a day....
You and me both, given how I feel right now...
...As for the phones thing...Well, that's a recipe for something to go horribly wrong, right there...
...I do believe that people in charge have special courses where they go to learn how best to *extract-the-urine out of the people that actually have to do the damned work...
I forgot to mention the BEST part....
So- as noted- it is a call center, with people on the telephone many hours a day. And also of course- working on computers, looking up information and typing into forms. And because of the clunkiness of the new telephone software, I am having to hook up dual monitors for all 60 people. But that STILL isn't the best part....
So- because of the way the folks have to work, they use headsets with mics plugged into the telephones. And because we got new and completely different phones and because I am the sort of person who suspects EVERYTHING- including myself.... I tested the current headsets with the new telephones. And they DO NOT WORK!
And this was like 6 months ago. And I told people. And they tried to tell people. And we kept getting "Oh- it will be fine."
So last week, we got these little adapters to make the old headsets work with the new phones. And I was planning to test one- because... well- see above.
But lots of other stuff intervened- like hooking up second monitors for everyone. And then we get the word- "Send the adapters back. They don't work."
Now I have no idea how many millions were spent on the new phones and phone infrastructure and new phone software. But then--- then---- they want to cheap out on headsets.... I just....... I am going to play Borderlands 2 now, where I can blow things up.
Geez! 
Why do companies have to be so stupid..
Why do companies have to be so stupid..
Hey guys you know what's weird?
You know that dunmer in skingrad that asks about fine for necrophilia, right?
Isn't it weird how the player character KNOWS that fine?
And isn't it more weird how the character starts off in jail with no money, no evidence of a house, etc?
I have found Bethesda's nasty little secret lol
You know that dunmer in skingrad that asks about fine for necrophilia, right?
Isn't it weird how the player character KNOWS that fine?
And isn't it more weird how the character starts off in jail with no money, no evidence of a house, etc?
I have found Bethesda's nasty little secret lol
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jun 7 2014, 08:16 PM)
Hey guys you know what's weird?
You know that dunmer in skingrad that asks about fine for necrophilia, right?
Isn't it weird how the player character KNOWS that fine?
And isn't it more weird how the character starts off in jail with no money, no evidence of a house, etc?
I have found Bethesda's nasty little secret lol
One problem with the theory:
The fact that you can actually ask the Emperor why you're in prison.
Not sure why the player-character would expect him to know, but who knows?
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jun 7 2014, 08:16 PM)
Hey guys you know what's weird?
You know that dunmer in skingrad that asks about fine for necrophilia, right?
Isn't it weird how the player character KNOWS that fine?
And isn't it more weird how the character starts off in jail with no money, no evidence of a house, etc?
I have found Bethesda's nasty little secret lol
Heh. I knew they were different in their tastes. Speaking of which, did you know the Dunmer woman has body parts in her barrel that can only be opened via console for the PC?
Curious. Would one do it "normally" or use a reanimate spell? /shudders.
It's not really necrophilia if you use a reanimate spell.
QUOTE(ImperialSnob @ Jun 8 2014, 07:34 AM)
It's not really necrophilia if you use a reanimate spell.
They're still dead...
QUOTE(Vital @ Jun 7 2014, 11:22 PM)
QUOTE(ImperialSnob @ Jun 8 2014, 07:34 AM)
It's not really necrophilia if you use a reanimate spell.
They're still dead...
QFT.
Undead but dead nonetheless.
Ah the old necrophilia debate... ...
*Runs through near-the-knuckle jokes to insert here*...
*Abandons*...
NOOOOO BAIL OUT!!!...
IT'S A TRAP!!!!...
....
...*Runs through near-the-knuckle jokes to insert here*...
*Abandons*...
NOOOOO BAIL OUT!!!...
IT'S A TRAP!!!!...
....QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Jun 8 2014, 04:37 AM)
QUOTE(Vital @ Jun 7 2014, 11:22 PM)
QUOTE(ImperialSnob @ Jun 8 2014, 07:34 AM)
It's not really necrophilia if you use a reanimate spell.
They're still dead...
QFT.
Undead but dead nonetheless.
Hey, Iīm undead and everyone I usually talk to are undead! Plus many others!
Or isnīt it the same thing as being alive...?
'rocu's undead
...
KILL IT!
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!
...
KILL IT!
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!
Well, Iīm not dead so it does make me undead You too!
You too!
Ah... I see
True... I guess
True... I guess
Ainīt I right? Eh? Eh?
Iīm right
Iīm right
No sir, being undead means you died and came back to life with symptoms of death and . . . Eh, I guess you're right.
Ah, and I got the stuff for the gal for Valentine's day next week.
Wow. I will take part on my second Valentine's day of the year( both US and Brazil). This time I know it will be great.
Ah, and I got the stuff for the gal for Valentine's day next week.
Wow. I will take part on my second Valentine's day of the year( both US and Brazil). This time I know it will be great.
You got another one after that Japanese girl, right? Or wherever she came from...
[sings]
Whenever, wherever...
[/sings]
[sings]
Whenever, wherever...
[/sings]
That's the second time you refer to my ex as an Asian lol!! No, she's Brazilian. And my current girl is Brazilian too. I bought my ex some Victoria Secret stuff before the breakup, and I thought eh,.what the hell? I'll keep these. So I'm going to give them to my girlfriend next week. I got rid of theold rings and bbought some new and improved ones for the same price /bartermode.
Lovah boi status.
Lovah boi status.
screw you and your happiness
*goes to cry in corner*
*goes to cry in corner*
I wish I could get rid of the wife I have now, let alone get more women to complicate my life.
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