Now, I love McWife...I may have mentioned...She is proper amazing...I mean, genius level IQ...And yet...
My wife...*Amazed...Every
single time...*...
Anyways...She's spent some of today wrapping the kids' prezzies...Put them in a big prezzie bag each...Awesome!!...
So there's these two bags on the bed...And now it's bed-time...Sleepy-byes time...Which is nice...
McWife shouts down to me..."So, any idea where we can put these?"...

...Perhaps, dear, you should have thought of that before you put them all in one place...
There's no room left in the bedroom 'cause of her...Collection...and having to walk around the bed etc...So the only spare spaces are in...Wait for it...The kids' rooms!!...Methinks there will be peeking attempts if we leave them in those particular places...

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Hey-ho...I only need 3" of space to walk from my side of the bed....
Shyeah!!...