QUOTE(ghastley @ Oct 15 2015, 10:37 PM)

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Oct 15 2015, 03:18 PM)

Besides, I'd then be stuck trying to figure out how to get an eight legged horse...

Horse + spider + faulty teleport machine = profit!!
The third ingredient may be the tricky one, but the movie industry has found one a couple of times, so there's hope! The spider will keep the flies out, so nothing can wrong.
That'd just leave the question of who gets me first:
The RSPCA, for conducting that sort of experiment on an animal,
Or the military, for possessing a teleportation machine.
I'm honestly not sure which of the two is the more worrying prospect