Full Version: The Everything Thread
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I don't wanna read that lol
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 1 2014, 08:53 PM) 
Where did you get that from?
Right here.
@Kobby: Read it! READ IT!!!
Itīs very good 
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 1 2014, 08:58 PM)
Itīs very good
Strange what rattles out of my head, isn't it?
Thereīs bound to be a gold nugget amongst all that black sand..
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 1 2014, 09:01 PM)
Thereīs bound to be a gold nugget amongst all that black sand..
Black sand?
Well that explains my mood last week
I'd better send in a cleaning crew
But reading it takes effort!
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 1 2014, 09:03 PM)
But reading it takes effort!
And replying to my post doesn't?
Stop being so Kobby
Kobbyīs so incredibly lazy, he canīt even be bothered to order a game online and sit at home waiting for it!!
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 1 2014, 09:05 PM)
Kobbyīs so incredibly lazy, he canīt even be bothered to order a game online and sit at home waiting for it!!
What?
But...
I mean...
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 1 2014, 04:04 PM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 1 2014, 09:03 PM)
But reading it takes effort!
And replying to my post doesn't?
Stop being so Kobby
There's a lot more to read than to write
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 1 2014, 04:06 PM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 1 2014, 09:05 PM)
Kobbyīs so incredibly lazy, he canīt even be bothered to order a game online and sit at home waiting for it!!
What?
But...
I mean...
I don't hve the patience lol
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 1 2014, 09:14 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 1 2014, 04:04 PM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 1 2014, 09:03 PM)
But reading it takes effort!
And replying to my post doesn't?
Stop being so Kobby
There's a lot more to read than to write
There can be only one response to this...
I will PM you the full poem every ten minutes until you read it
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Thatīs ok, we still like you
Speak for yourself.
Right now I'm thinking werewolf-skin rug would look real good
Now where'd I put those silver bullets?
Right now I'm thinking werewolf-skin rug would look real good
Now where'd I put those silver bullets?
No, donīt shoot Kobby. That would just leave a horrid mess..
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 1 2014, 09:19 PM)
No, donīt shoot Kobby. That would just leave a horrid mess..
Meh, I won't shoot him.
It never worked in the past anyway.
And my silver battleaxe broke...
Hmm...
I need something new for dealing with a werewolf...
And I need to come up with a way to make money without having to get a job
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 1 2014, 04:16 PM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 1 2014, 09:14 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 1 2014, 04:04 PM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 1 2014, 09:03 PM)
But reading it takes effort!
And replying to my post doesn't?
Stop being so Kobby
There's a lot more to read than to write
There can be only one response to this...
I will PM you the full poem every ten minutes until you read it
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
I'll block you
What did you do today, Kobbs? 
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 1 2014, 09:34 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 1 2014, 04:16 PM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 1 2014, 09:14 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 1 2014, 04:04 PM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 1 2014, 09:03 PM)
But reading it takes effort!
And replying to my post doesn't?
Stop being so Kobby
There's a lot more to read than to write
There can be only one response to this...
I will PM you the full poem every ten minutes until you read it
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
I'll block you
Meh.
Like I could be bothered with it anyway.
Work. I decided to do some kinda art project so I'm making Pandora's box.
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 1 2014, 09:36 PM)
Work. I decided to do some kinda art project so I'm making Pandora's box.
Make sure to glue the lid shut or something.
We don't want a repeat of last time
Are you going to open it once itīs done?
Of course I'm not gonna open it. That would be stupid
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 1 2014, 10:41 PM)
Of course I'm not gonna open it. That would be stupid
But... wonīt it be open while you make it..?
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 1 2014, 09:42 PM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 1 2014, 10:41 PM)
Of course I'm not gonna open it. That would be stupid
But... wonīt it be open while you make it..?
Yeah, but until it's closed there's nothing in it. Because of quantum.
The whole thing's actually a metaphysical paradox.
But who fills it? And when does it get filled?
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 1 2014, 09:48 PM)
But who fills it? And when does it get filled?
Like I said, it fills when it's closed. Up until then the contents exist in potentia, but aren't fully realised until the container is actually capable of containing them. But the paradoical part is that even before the box is finished, the contents are trapped inside it...
It's a whole "work this out and the universe implodes" scenarios.
I hate those things
Well, I think I'm gonna call it a night early today. I've been struggling for the last hour with a remarkably sturdy case of writer's block, so I think I might as well break out a game before getting some
Later
Iīm familiar with those scenarios but I still like to ask the question of who did what and when since Iīm amused by rationalisation of unrational things
Hey everyone. 
<-- yeah, that's me. I'm a little sad today. Why am I sad? Well because after a lifetime of gaming, starting with Adventure on the Atari 2600 when I was just 13, I'm finally calling it quits. 
Ya know.. Everyone's gotta grow up sometime, right? And I've been thinking. What am I doing with my life? Creating character after character, going on meaningless 'adventures', pretending to be with a vampire one hour and an uppity elf-archer the next.
Seriously. What am I doing? What are we all doing? Where is this all going? .. ARE we going to just live out our childhoods forever? And here I am, 44 years old, having a midlife crisis, I suppose.
"My computer's not good enough, I gotta get an upgrade". Am I not just like some pathetic mid-lifer who buys a sports car, or gets a trophy wife at middle-age, only in my case it's a gaming rig that I'm after?
Ask yourself... seriously...
Ha ha psych! .... April Fools! ! ! ! 1 .
<-- yeah, that's me. I'm a little sad today. Why am I sad? Well because after a lifetime of gaming, starting with Adventure on the Atari 2600 when I was just 13, I'm finally calling it quits. Ya know.. Everyone's gotta grow up sometime, right? And I've been thinking. What am I doing with my life? Creating character after character, going on meaningless 'adventures', pretending to be with a vampire one hour and an uppity elf-archer the next.
Seriously. What am I doing? What are we all doing? Where is this all going? .. ARE we going to just live out our childhoods forever? And here I am, 44 years old, having a midlife crisis, I suppose.
"My computer's not good enough, I gotta get an upgrade". Am I not just like some pathetic mid-lifer who buys a sports car, or gets a trophy wife at middle-age, only in my case it's a gaming rig that I'm after? Ask yourself... seriously...
Ha ha psych! .... April Fools! ! ! ! 1 .
You should have waited to say April Fool! That was a good one!
And your very first post in the spam-fest that is The Everything Thread!!
And your very first post in the spam-fest that is The Everything Thread!!
Hey guys!
QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Apr 1 2014, 06:31 PM)
Hey guys!
Hey
Character face changed again. I felt the default Skyrim character sliders gave me a face that was far to masculine for a female, so I put in a mod that expanded my slider options and re-sculpted the lines to be more feminine. I'm pretty pleased with the results at this point.
<-- Visible over there.
Mainly what happened:
- Re-angled and reshaped the eyes, they are a bit less aggressive now.
- Touched up the brow to provide the characteristic Dunmer upward flair while retaining eye shape.
- Reshaped nose to get rid of some beakyness and straightened out some unnatural flaws in the bridge/sellion area.
- Reshaped the mouth, mainly shrinking it, but with significant touch-up on the lips.
- Altered the jaw and chin line to be more sweeping, rather than having a noticeable jut where the cheeks met the lower jaw.
- Shrunk the chin slightly, but kept the point typical of the Dunmer.
And last but not least I touched up her eyes a bit in image editing to make them pop. This is not the way they look in-game, but is a significant part of her character in my head.
<-- Visible over there.
Mainly what happened:
- Re-angled and reshaped the eyes, they are a bit less aggressive now.
- Touched up the brow to provide the characteristic Dunmer upward flair while retaining eye shape.
- Reshaped nose to get rid of some beakyness and straightened out some unnatural flaws in the bridge/sellion area.
- Reshaped the mouth, mainly shrinking it, but with significant touch-up on the lips.
- Altered the jaw and chin line to be more sweeping, rather than having a noticeable jut where the cheeks met the lower jaw.
- Shrunk the chin slightly, but kept the point typical of the Dunmer.
And last but not least I touched up her eyes a bit in image editing to make them pop. This is not the way they look in-game, but is a significant part of her character in my head.
Teehee...
Mornin'
Hey, Rohirrim, where do you keep disappearing to?
Hey, Rohirrim, where do you keep disappearing to?
The Hornburg?
I hear that's where those lot go to hide...
I hear that's where those lot go to hide...
The store manager just told us he's cutting payroll by 100 hours, and giving it to other stores. He doesn't even wait til the end of the work day to do this to is.
So... less work for you guys?
Donīt quite get what this means Iīm afraid..
Donīt quite get what this means Iīm afraid..
QUOTE(Vital @ Apr 2 2014, 11:09 AM)
The Hornburg?
I hear that's where those lot go to hide...
Wait... Does that mean there are Uruk Hai prowling the forum?
Well, we already have a werewolf. A few Uruk-hai canīt hurt
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 2 2014, 12:37 PM)
Well, we already have a werewolf. A few Uruk-hai canīt hurt
But this is a TES based forum!!!
We can't have LotR beasties running around!
It'll be anarchy!
Also, I just had a bee bigger than my thumb buzzing around my living room.
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 2 2014, 01:47 PM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 2 2014, 12:37 PM)
Well, we already have a werewolf. A few Uruk-hai canīt hurt
But this is a TES based forum!!!
Not this section! It clearly says " The forum to go to for all things not TES" in the description
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 2 2014, 12:51 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 2 2014, 01:47 PM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 2 2014, 12:37 PM)
Well, we already have a werewolf. A few Uruk-hai canīt hurt
But this is a TES based forum!!!
Not this section! It clearly says " The forum to go to for all things not TES" in the description
But the banner at the top says "WAITING4OBLIVION FORUMS" and has a Dremora and an Oblivion gate in it.
It's TES!!!
But weīre not waiting for Oblivion anymore so that banner is lying!
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 2 2014, 12:55 PM)
But weīre not waiting for Oblivion anymore so that banner is lying!
Still TES though
Not this section!!
We have an Elder Scrolls section for, well, TES
We have an Elder Scrolls section for, well, TES
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 2 2014, 12:59 PM)
Not this section!!
We have an Elder Scrolls section for, well, TES
I'm sorry, I couldn't read that past the daedric letters underneath your avatar
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