QUOTE(Cain @ Dec 22 2016, 07:38 PM) 
POUNDLAND
But sadly no 99p stores
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But I did get three pictures off their website in the meantime; copy/save as FTW!
POUNDLAND
But sadly no 99p stores
POUNDLAND
But sadly no 99p stores
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 22 2016, 01:01 PM)
Wow, this thread is dead, lol
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 22 2016, 01:07 PM)
Yup. No one all day
What am I, chopped liver?
QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 22 2016, 08:05 PM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 22 2016, 01:07 PM)
Yup. No one all day
What am I, chopped liver?
Wow. That one flew so high above my head I never had a chance with my shotgun
Argh, looks like I've managed to set my wrist back a couple of days by washing up a saucepan
Blasted things
Blasted things
I'm no expert but I'd say that's not a good thing
So when do the festivities start at your end, Thorn?
So when do the festivities start at your end, Thorn?
I'm now back to typing exclusively with my right hand.
And I tend to avoid all things christmassy until christmas day.
And I tend to avoid all things christmassy until christmas day.
When I had cut open my left thumb and had it in a package it was hard to get the contact lenses in and out.
We do Christmas stuff on Christmas Eve but prior to that I fill December with Christmas songs and whatnot to sort of build up
We do Christmas stuff on Christmas Eve but prior to that I fill December with Christmas songs and whatnot to sort of build up
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 22 2016, 09:29 PM)
We do Christmas stuff on Christmas Eve but prior to that I fill December with Christmas songs and whatnot to sort of build up
*shudders*
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 22 2016, 03:37 PM)
*shudders*
+1
Lol
Scrooges!
QUOTE(Cain @ Dec 22 2016, 10:44 PM)
Scrooges!
Yeah! Don't be like that!
I want a very merry Christmas and I shallst have it!
Khajiit is kind of the same way with Halloween, filling October with the sounds of Nox Arcana and select classical pieces.
QUOTE(Cain @ Dec 22 2016, 09:44 PM)
Scrooges!
I think Thorny has that tattooed on his forehead
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 22 2016, 09:59 PM)
I think Thorny has that tattooed on his forehead
Actually I have it engraved on a giant novelty candy cane that I use to hit people who are too full of festive cheer
Silent farts, deadly farts
All was calm
Not for long
All was calm
Not for long
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 22 2016, 04:01 PM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 22 2016, 09:59 PM)
I think Thorny has that tattooed on his forehead
Actually I have it engraved on a giant novelty candy cane that I use to hit people who are too full of festive cheer
Peppermint Nightstick of Holiday Cheer Crushing. +3
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 22 2016, 11:01 PM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 22 2016, 09:59 PM)
I think Thorny has that tattooed on his forehead
Actually I have it engraved on a giant novelty candy cane that I use to hit people who are too full of festive cheer
Thorny is Scrooge confirmed!
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 22 2016, 10:03 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 22 2016, 04:01 PM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 22 2016, 09:59 PM)
I think Thorny has that tattooed on his forehead
Actually I have it engraved on a giant novelty candy cane that I use to hit people who are too full of festive cheer
Peppermint Nightstick of Holiday Cheer Crushing. +3
It's such a handy thing to have at this time of year. Especially when it comes to people singing christmas carols
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 22 2016, 10:04 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 22 2016, 11:01 PM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 22 2016, 09:59 PM)
I think Thorny has that tattooed on his forehead
Actually I have it engraved on a giant novelty candy cane that I use to hit people who are too full of festive cheer
Thorny is Scrooge confirmed!
That's my favorite rendition!
It's the only muppet thing I can bear to watch.
And it was years before I realised it was Sir Michael Caine playing Scrooge
And it was years before I realised it was Sir Michael Caine playing Scrooge
Khajiit prefers the 1938 version. It seems more horrific to this one, for some reason.
Personally, I'd call anything involving muppets pretty horrific
Muppets are adorbs.
QUOTE(Cain @ Dec 22 2016, 10:49 PM)
Muppets are
FTFY
Edit:
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 22 2016, 04:42 PM)
Personally, I'd call anything involving muppets pretty horrific
Not horrific, just dumb
Lol
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 22 2016, 02:09 PM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 22 2016, 08:05 PM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 22 2016, 01:07 PM)
Yup. No one all day
What am I, chopped liver?
Wow. That one flew so high above my head I never had a chance with my shotgun
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 22 2016, 04:21 PM)
Argh, looks like I've managed to set my wrist back a couple of days by washing up a saucepan
Blasted things
GAAAAAAH !!!!!
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 22 2016, 05:37 PM)
Khajiit prefers the 1938 version. It seems more horrific to this one, for some reason.
More horrific than a singing frog puppet or a bad tempered pig puppet? NEVAH!!!!
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 22 2016, 05:42 PM)
Personally, I'd call anything involving muppets pretty horrific
Must Concur!
*mALX doesn't admit Muppets freak this one out...or the mechanical gorilla at Chucky Cheese, clay people, etc...*
QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 22 2016, 06:46 PM)
More horrific than a singing frog puppet or a bad tempered pig puppet? NEVAH!!!!
Lol, I bet Charles Dickens would have considered it horrific!
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 22 2016, 08:13 PM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 22 2016, 06:46 PM)
More horrific than a singing frog puppet or a bad tempered pig puppet? NEVAH!!!!
Lol, I bet Charles Dickens would have considered it horrific!
Had he seen Kermit and Miss Piggy, I am sure he would have voted them his worst nightmare,
QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 22 2016, 07:25 PM)
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 22 2016, 08:13 PM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 22 2016, 06:46 PM)
More horrific than a singing frog puppet or a bad tempered pig puppet? NEVAH!!!!
Lol, I bet Charles Dickens would have considered it horrific!
Had he seen Kermit and Miss Piggy, I am sure he would have voted them his worst nightmare,
Lol, this one isn't so sure. Khajiit bets Victorian England had plenty of scary crap around
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 22 2016, 10:29 PM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 22 2016, 07:25 PM)
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 22 2016, 08:13 PM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 22 2016, 06:46 PM)
More horrific than a singing frog puppet or a bad tempered pig puppet? NEVAH!!!!
Lol, I bet Charles Dickens would have considered it horrific!
Had he seen Kermit and Miss Piggy, I am sure he would have voted them his worst nightmare,
Lol, this one isn't so sure. Khajiit bets Victorian England had plenty of scary crap around
I don't know, it would have to be pretty bad to beat that!
*mALX hides newspaper clippings headlining Jack the Ripper and Dr. Jekyl...*
QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 22 2016, 10:23 PM)
I don't know, it would have to be pretty bad to beat that!
*mALX hides newspaper clippings headlining Jack the Ripper and Dr. Jekyl...*
Lol
Good morning, BESTie fans! 
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 23 2016, 01:14 AM)
Good morning, BESTie fans!
Pics or it didn't happen?
What? You're not a BESTie fan? I thought we all were
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 23 2016, 02:20 AM)
What? You're not a BESTie fan? I thought we all were
Khajiit is a fan of the cute girls, if that is what you mean lol
That's a given. I'm talking about what they do as well
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 23 2016, 02:27 AM)
That's a given. I'm talking about what they do as well
Yes, Khajiit likes their dancing too. The singing is... a bit of an acquired taste that this one doesn't think he will acquire, lol.
Well, they do sing in Korean..
But that's what I like! For once not understading what someone sings about becuase for once it's not in English
But that's what I like! For once not understading what someone sings about becuase for once it's not in English
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 23 2016, 02:38 AM)
Well, they do sing in Korean..
But that's what I like! For once not understading what someone sings about becuase for once it's not in English
Don't misunderstand Khajiit; it's the style of song, not the language. This one doesn't mind not being able to understand the words because it all flows together to make the song what it is. If that makes sense.
Now it's time for Khajiit to sleep. With visions of cute Korean girls dancing through his head. Thanks 'Rocu!
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 23 2016, 09:46 AM)
Don't misunderstand Khajiit; it's the style of song, not the language.
I kinda figured but I just wanted to be funny. Or rather try to
Yeah, it's certainly a different style which is why I liked 9Muses which is why I also like BESTie and Oh My Girl
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 23 2016, 09:46 AM)
Now it's time for Khajiit to sleep. With visions of cute Korean girls dancing through his head. Thanks 'Rocu!
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 23 2016, 03:29 AM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 22 2016, 07:25 PM)
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 22 2016, 08:13 PM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 22 2016, 06:46 PM)
More horrific than a singing frog puppet or a bad tempered pig puppet? NEVAH!!!!
Lol, I bet Charles Dickens would have considered it horrific!
Had he seen Kermit and Miss Piggy, I am sure he would have voted them his worst nightmare,
Lol, this one isn't so sure. Khajiit bets Victorian England had plenty of scary crap around
Not just Victorian England, we've still got plenty of scary crap. For the most part they're called politicians
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 23 2016, 11:38 AM)
Not just Victorian England, we've still got plenty of scary crap. For the most part they're called politicians
I think Lopov saw one the other day. He said it was a horrible creature
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 23 2016, 10:41 AM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 23 2016, 11:38 AM)
Not just Victorian England, we've still got plenty of scary crap. For the most part they're called politicians
I think Lopov saw one the other day. He said it was a horrible creature
That they are.
Typically slimy, and often possessing at least two faces, the politician is one of the least pleasant creatures a person is likely to encounter. They are known to change their minds and positions so frequently that they've actually evolved in such a way as to make it impossible to know which direction they're facing. As they grow older this becomes more pronounced, making it impossible to tell which direction they're moving in, or indeed, if they're even moving at all.
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 23 2016, 11:51 AM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 23 2016, 10:41 AM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 23 2016, 11:38 AM)
Not just Victorian England, we've still got plenty of scary crap. For the most part they're called politicians
I think Lopov saw one the other day. He said it was a horrible creature
That they are.
Typically slimy, and often possessing at least two faces, the politician is one of the least pleasant creatures a person is likely to encounter. They are known to change their minds and positions so frequently that they've actually evolved in such a way as to make it impossible to know which direction they're facing. As they grow older this becomes more pronounced, making it impossible to tell which direction they're moving in, or indeed, if they're even moving at all.
Ok, I seriously need a Like button for this post
Maybe I'll post it over at Haven then
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 23 2016, 05:51 AM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 23 2016, 10:41 AM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 23 2016, 11:38 AM)
Not just Victorian England, we've still got plenty of scary crap. For the most part they're called politicians
I think Lopov saw one the other day. He said it was a horrible creature
That they are.
Typically slimy, and often possessing at least two faces, the politician is one of the least pleasant creatures a person is likely to encounter. They are known to change their minds and positions so frequently that they've actually evolved in such a way as to make it impossible to know which direction they're facing. As they grow older this becomes more pronounced, making it impossible to tell which direction they're moving in, or indeed, if they're even moving at all.
They call you at home or on your cell phone in the evenings before an election trying to get your vote. That is always my clue to vote for the other guy.
Vote Quimby mALX!
QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 23 2016, 03:29 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 23 2016, 05:51 AM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 23 2016, 10:41 AM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 23 2016, 11:38 AM)
Not just Victorian England, we've still got plenty of scary crap. For the most part they're called politicians
I think Lopov saw one the other day. He said it was a horrible creature
That they are.
Typically slimy, and often possessing at least two faces, the politician is one of the least pleasant creatures a person is likely to encounter. They are known to change their minds and positions so frequently that they've actually evolved in such a way as to make it impossible to know which direction they're facing. As they grow older this becomes more pronounced, making it impossible to tell which direction they're moving in, or indeed, if they're even moving at all.
They call you at home or on your cell phone in the evenings before an election trying to get your vote. That is always my clue to vote for the other guy.
The politicians themselves? Or just their aides/representatives/groupies?
I genuinely think politicians should be banned from being involved in the government. They just screw everything up.
Edit: The same goes, with even more emphasis, for CEOs and the like.
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