QUOTE(Black Hand @ Apr 26 2014, 12:57 PM)

*Theme from The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly plays*
A stranger walks in through the saloon doors.
[ soundFX ] squeakysqueakysqueaky
The stranger spits in the spitoon.
*pew* *Ding!*
His gaze examines the patrons, eyes like razor blades.
"I'm looking for a Manx. That's a person of Isle of Man origin. Anyone know anyone like that?"
*Looks about himself*...Nope...No one here like that...Just some people from over thattaway *Gestures*...Thattaway *Gestures elsewhere* aand waaaaayyy over there *Points*...Oh and a WELSHMAN THAT LOVES OBLIVIONNNNNN!!!...Booyah!!...That told him...
QUOTE(Darkness Eternal)
I've never been married before. Hell, I'm still a young man at the cusp of life. But I do know that there are ups and downs in a relationship. That's totally normal. In fact it wouldn't be normal if there weren't any conflict, disagreement and the good ol' ass pains.
/sigh. I didn't remember going to an Easter service and I knew for certain I wasn't going to hell. Sheesh. That's not what condemns a person to hell . . . but let's not go there.
Relationships can suck sometimes, I know.
QUOTE(Mirocu)
Marriage..?
I canīt even imagine having a girlfriend!
Yeah, I know what you mean about the young man thing...Wish I'd managed to keep my Young Man status a bit longer...Sadly, I managed to get to Grumpy Old Get with - seemingly - no stage in between...

...
But I was married at...*Attempts maths*...July '97...Er...Just shy of 24?...And a father at...Erm...Dec '98...25...
It works for some...Not so much for others, I suppose...I'm
still at that stage where I wake up and am stunned I managed to get a girlfriend in the
first place...

...Let alone that she's still here and appears to like me...Y'know...A fair bit...

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