Full Version: The Everything Thread
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Stop confusing me. Finish the joke
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Dec 15 2013, 01:37 PM) 
Stop confusing me. Finish the joke
Aw, you can never get started, and Callidus never gets to finish.
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Dec 15 2013, 07:37 PM)
Stop confusing me. Finish the joke
No!
I won't do it!!
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!!!
You really don't know this one?
Okay, but I'll have to say it quietly:
Tinselitis
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Dec 15 2013, 02:40 PM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Dec 15 2013, 01:37 PM)
Stop confusing me. Finish the joke
Aw, you can never get started, and Callidus never gets to finish.
You trying to make another joke?
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 15 2013, 02:40 PM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Dec 15 2013, 07:37 PM)
Stop confusing me. Finish the joke
No!
I won't do it!!
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!!!
You really don't know this one?
Okay, but I'll have to say it quietly:
Tinselitis
I'm...I'm disappointed.
I told you it was terrible. But you just had to know
Well you just HAD to leave me in suspense!
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Dec 15 2013, 07:50 PM)
Well you just HAD to leave me in suspense!
That wasn't suspense, that was me trying to clear the blast radius.
I didn't want to get any on me if somebody else dropped it in
YOU KNOW IM CURIOUS
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Dec 15 2013, 07:58 PM)
YOU KNOW IM CURIOUS
That's no excuse
I told you it was terrible.
Though I suppose I did build it up quite a bit.
You know you put me in suspense! You KNOW IT!
I don´t think I´ve ever seen so much talking about nothing 
That is, since last time I was here!
That is, since last time I was here!
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Dec 15 2013, 08:05 PM)
You know you put me in suspense! You KNOW IT!
Suspense? You call that suspense?
I'll show you suspense. Just you wait
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 15 2013, 08:08 PM)
I don´t think I´ve ever seen so much talking about nothing
That is, since last time I was here!
We thought it would be the fastest way to summon you to the thread
No. I'm done waiting for disappointment!
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Dec 15 2013, 08:11 PM)
No. I'm done waiting for disappointment!
GAH!
*Ties ropes to Kobby's wrists and ankles, hangs him from the ceiling*
Now you're in suspense!
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 15 2013, 02:12 PM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Dec 15 2013, 08:11 PM)
No. I'm done waiting for disappointment!
GAH!
*Ties ropes to Kobby's wrists and ankles, hangs him from the ceiling*
Now you're in suspense!
-groans loudly-
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Dec 15 2013, 08:18 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 15 2013, 02:12 PM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Dec 15 2013, 08:11 PM)
No. I'm done waiting for disappointment!
GAH!
*Ties ropes to Kobby's wrists and ankles, hangs him from the ceiling*
Now you're in suspense!
-groans loudly-
Thankyou, thankyou
*bows*
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 15 2013, 03:12 PM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Dec 15 2013, 08:11 PM)
No. I'm done waiting for disappointment!
GAH!
*Ties ropes to Kobby's wrists and ankles, hangs him from the ceiling*
Now you're in suspense!
I don't mind this one bit, I hope you're aware of that
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 15 2013, 09:10 PM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 15 2013, 08:08 PM)
I don´t think I´ve ever seen so much talking about nothing
That is, since last time I was here!
We thought it would be the fastest way to summon you to the thread
I think it worked!
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Dec 15 2013, 08:21 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 15 2013, 03:12 PM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Dec 15 2013, 08:11 PM)
No. I'm done waiting for disappointment!
GAH!
*Ties ropes to Kobby's wrists and ankles, hangs him from the ceiling*
Now you're in suspense!
I don't mind this one bit, I hope you're aware of that
I know. I'm doing it for the bad pun, nothing more.
So don't ask me to tighten the ropes or anything
Oh, you guys and your fightings
*grabs popcorn*
*grabs popcorn*
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 15 2013, 08:27 PM)
Oh, you guys and your fightings
*grabs popcorn*
Fighting?
Who's fighting?
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 15 2013, 03:26 PM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Dec 15 2013, 08:21 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 15 2013, 03:12 PM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Dec 15 2013, 08:11 PM)
No. I'm done waiting for disappointment!
GAH!
*Ties ropes to Kobby's wrists and ankles, hangs him from the ceiling*
Now you're in suspense!
I don't mind this one bit, I hope you're aware of that
I know. I'm doing it for the bad pun, nothing more.
So don't ask me to tighten the ropes or anything
But...but...I WANT you to tighten the ropes
You uncomfortable yet
Ok not really fighting. But you have Kobby upsidedown in a rope so...
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 15 2013, 03:31 PM)
Ok not really fighting. But you have Kobby upsidedown in a rope so...
But I LIKE it...so...
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Dec 15 2013, 08:31 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 15 2013, 03:26 PM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Dec 15 2013, 08:21 PM)
I don't mind this one bit, I hope you're aware of that
I know. I'm doing it for the bad pun, nothing more.
So don't ask me to tighten the ropes or anything
But...but...I WANT you to tighten the ropes
You uncomfortable yet
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Dec 15 2013, 08:33 PM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 15 2013, 03:31 PM)
Ok not really fighting. But you have Kobby upsidedown in a rope so...
But I LIKE it...so...
Damn you! This is a bad pun, not foreplay
Stop having fun
Keep this up and I'll let you down very gently onto a nice soft pile of fluffy cushions.
Very comfortable
Kobby seems to be one of those who.... enjoys this kind of treatment...
*backs away with bag of popcorn*
Keep this up and I'll let you down very gently onto a nice soft pile of fluffy cushions.
Oh, you´re so evil, Callidus!
*backs away with bag of popcorn*
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 15 2013, 09:36 PM)
Keep this up and I'll let you down very gently onto a nice soft pile of fluffy cushions.
Oh, you´re so evil, Callidus!
Caaaaaaaaan you feeeeeeeeeel the looooooove toniiiiiight
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Dec 15 2013, 09:37 PM)
Caaaaaaaaan you feeeeeeeeeel the looooooove toniiiiiight
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Dec 15 2013, 08:37 PM)
Caaaaaaaaan you feeeeeeeeeel the looooooove toniiiiiight
Stop it! Stop it!
*Reaches for scissors*
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 15 2013, 09:38 PM)
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Dec 15 2013, 08:37 PM)
Caaaaaaaaan you feeeeeeeeeel the looooooove toniiiiiight
Stop it! Stop it!
*Reaches for scissors*
Did this backfire a bit?
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 15 2013, 03:36 PM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Dec 15 2013, 08:31 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 15 2013, 03:26 PM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Dec 15 2013, 08:21 PM)
I don't mind this one bit, I hope you're aware of that
I know. I'm doing it for the bad pun, nothing more.
So don't ask me to tighten the ropes or anything
But...but...I WANT you to tighten the ropes
You uncomfortable yet
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Dec 15 2013, 08:33 PM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 15 2013, 03:31 PM)
Ok not really fighting. But you have Kobby upsidedown in a rope so...
But I LIKE it...so...
Damn you! This is a bad pun, not foreplay
Stop having fun
Keep this up and I'll let you down very gently onto a nice soft pile of fluffy cushions.
Very comfortable
I don't mind that either, lol
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 15 2013, 03:37 PM)
Kobby seems to be one of those who.... enjoys this kind of treatment...
*backs away with bag of popcorn*
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 15 2013, 09:36 PM)
Keep this up and I'll let you down very gently onto a nice soft pile of fluffy cushions.
Oh, you´re so evil, Callidus!
I enjoy this kinda treatment quite a bit
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Dec 15 2013, 03:37 PM)
Caaaaaaaaan you feeeeeeeeeel the looooooove toniiiiiight
NOPE.
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 15 2013, 08:40 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 15 2013, 09:38 PM)
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Dec 15 2013, 08:37 PM)
Caaaaaaaaan you feeeeeeeeeel the looooooove toniiiiiight
Stop it! Stop it!
*Reaches for scissors*
Did this backfire a bit?
Just a little, thanks for noticing
It seems I can't win at this point.
No you cant. I'll only make you more and more uncomfortable
My bag of popcorn is empty now 
Can you get me some from the gas station, Kobby-boy?
Can you get me some from the gas station, Kobby-boy?
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 15 2013, 03:43 PM)
My bag of popcorn is empty now
Can you get me some from the gas station, Kobby-boy?
What the.... where did you find that picture??
...you cheap bastard, mumble...
What? Nothing, nothing!
...you cheap bastard, mumble...
What? Nothing, nothing!
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Dec 15 2013, 08:43 PM)
No you cant. I'll only make you more and more uncomfortable
*sigh*
Might as well try to get comfortable at least.
*looks to others*
You wanna hang a piniata from him or something?
I've gotta tell ya, I don't see much of a market for werewolf chandeliers.
Edit: There's an idea. Liz! Get the tinsel
Cheap bastard, eh?
Now you're DEFINITELY not getting popcorn
Now you're DEFINITELY not getting popcorn
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Dec 15 2013, 09:46 PM)
Cheap bastard, eh?
Now you're DEFINITELY not getting popcorn
Oh, yeah! Like I was getting popcorn anyway!
You could just swipe some from the store but noooooo ...bubble, bubble, toils of trouble....
You have to be a master thief like me to steal popcorn from the store!
I'm good at stealing gum from the purses of women. THAT takes talent
I'm good at stealing gum from the purses of women. THAT takes talent
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Dec 15 2013, 09:52 PM)
You have to be a master thief like me to steal popcorn from the store!
Then getting some corn for your old friend
I DONT KNOW HOW TO RESPOND TO THAT REFERENCE
But...yes. That's too much effort
But...yes. That's too much effort
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Dec 15 2013, 09:56 PM)
I DONT KNOW HOW TO RESPOND TO THAT REFERENCE
Even though you´ve been hanging upsidedown from Callidus´ rope?
I stole from my work
I LIKE being tied up. I don't like getting up to get people Popcorn!
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Dec 15 2013, 10:00 PM)
I don't like getting up to get people Popcron!
Then you´re a baaaad friend
Oh, and you wanted us to point out when you made typos. Well, you spelled popcorn wrong there
I'm not a bad friend, I'm lazy!
And thanks. I'll fix that.
And thanks. I'll fix that.
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Dec 15 2013, 10:03 PM)
I'm not a bad friend, I'm lazy!
No, I take it back. You´re definitely not a bad friend!
-pats head-
No need cake. Don't like sweet too much, lol.
So wassup my feathery friend?
No need cake. Don't like sweet too much, lol.
So wassup my feathery friend?
I´m preparing for work tomorrow!
Afternoon.... at 4 PM....
Afternoon.... at 4 PM....
I have work in the MORNING -sobs-
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