mALX
Sep 19 2013, 05:04 PM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 19 2013, 12:00 PM)

My boss just pisses me off sometimes

Well sure, they all do at times. You just have to remember it is your livelihood at stake.
Black Hand
Sep 19 2013, 05:07 PM
@mALX I meant *points* The SwedishCroooooooooooooooowww!! Mirocu.
And I believe the term is spit take. Though that could be a filming term, it was the search term I used when I looked up an apropos pic when you shattered my mind informed me of what a "brony" was.
King Of Beasts
Sep 19 2013, 05:10 PM
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 19 2013, 12:04 PM)

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 19 2013, 12:00 PM)

My boss just pisses me off sometimes

Well sure, they all do at times. You just have to remember it is your livelihood at stake.
I honestly don't care what happens anymore
Black Hand
Sep 19 2013, 05:13 PM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 19 2013, 09:10 AM)

QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 19 2013, 12:04 PM)

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 19 2013, 12:00 PM)

My boss just pisses me off sometimes

Well sure, they all do at times. You just have to remember it is your livelihood at stake.
I honestly don't care what happens anymore
Until youre really desperate.
Your worst enemy cannot harm you as much as your own unguarded thoughts. On the one hand you are not your thoughts, on the other hand we tend to become what we think. Be mindful of what you plant in your mental garden, and don't let the weeds choke a.fruitful harvest.
Elisabeth Hollow
Sep 19 2013, 05:14 PM
So, my boss is buying me a clearanced grill (regular $85, now $20) and I'm SO EXCITED! I'm paying him back tomorrow once I get paid.
Black Hand
Sep 19 2013, 05:16 PM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 19 2013, 09:14 AM)

So, my boss is buying me a clearanced grill (regular $85, now $20) and I'm SO EXCITED! I'm paying him back tomorrow once I get paid.
Woot!
BBQ at Liz's!!
BYOB, cuz I'm gonna blow your freaking minds with my additional talents in cooking!
Elisabeth Hollow
Sep 19 2013, 05:30 PM
Will you stop being so awesome?! I can't take it! XD
mALX
Sep 19 2013, 05:39 PM
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Sep 19 2013, 12:07 PM)

@mALX I meant *points* The SwedishCroooooooooooooooowww!! Mirocu.
And I believe the term is spit take. Though that could be a filming term, it was the search term I used when I looked up an apropos pic when you shattered my mind informed me of what a "brony" was.
Well you asked! I had to look up the technical info on Urban Dictionary, lol.
mALX
Sep 19 2013, 05:40 PM
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Sep 19 2013, 12:16 PM)

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 19 2013, 09:14 AM)

So, my boss is buying me a clearanced grill (regular $85, now $20) and I'm SO EXCITED! I'm paying him back tomorrow once I get paid.
Woot!
BBQ at Liz's!!
BYOB, cuz I'm gonna blow your freaking minds with my additional talents in cooking!
WOO HOO !!! Seth's cookin' somethin' up!
mALX
Sep 19 2013, 05:41 PM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 19 2013, 12:14 PM)

So, my boss is buying me a clearanced grill (regular $85, now $20) and I'm SO EXCITED! I'm paying him back tomorrow once I get paid.
WOO HOO !!! Liz is having a BBQ and Blackie's the Chef !!!
Colonel Mustard
Sep 19 2013, 05:45 PM
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 19 2013, 03:30 PM)

QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 19 2013, 10:24 AM)

IŽd be rich enough with the money from Spew!

I might need all the "SPEW!" pennies back to send my keyboard in for cleaning. Some of the keys started sticking yesterday.
Ew...
Just. Eeeeew...
mALX
Sep 19 2013, 05:47 PM
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Sep 19 2013, 12:45 PM)

QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 19 2013, 03:30 PM)

QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 19 2013, 10:24 AM)

IŽd be rich enough with the money from Spew!

I might need all the "SPEW!" pennies back to send my keyboard in for cleaning. Some of the keys started sticking yesterday.
Ew...
Just. Eeeeew...
Hey, wait a minute! There's probably Mustard in my keyboard too, I seem to recall a few funny things he said.
Colonel Mustard
Sep 19 2013, 05:50 PM
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 19 2013, 05:47 PM)

QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Sep 19 2013, 12:45 PM)

QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 19 2013, 03:30 PM)

QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 19 2013, 10:24 AM)

IŽd be rich enough with the money from Spew!

I might need all the "SPEW!" pennies back to send my keyboard in for cleaning. Some of the keys started sticking yesterday.
Ew...
Just. Eeeeew...
Hey, wait a minute! There's probably Mustard in my keyboard too, I seem to recall a few funny things he said.
Give me back my organic tissue!
mALX
Sep 19 2013, 06:00 PM
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 19 2013, 12:39 PM)

QUOTE(Black Hand @ Sep 19 2013, 12:07 PM)

@mALX I meant *points* The SwedishCroooooooooooooooowww!! Mirocu.
And I believe the term is spit take. Though that could be a filming term, it was the search term I used when I looked up an apropos pic when you shattered my mind informed me of what a "brony" was.
Well you asked! I had to look up the technical info on Urban Dictionary, lol.
As a matter of fact (Mr. BH), I am STILL grossed out from something you made me look up over a month ago, some Minnisota Twister or something that you said NOT to look up (so of course I did). EW !!! I nearly posted a vomit picture on that one, urk.
mALX
Sep 19 2013, 06:04 PM
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Sep 19 2013, 12:50 PM)

QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 19 2013, 05:47 PM)

QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Sep 19 2013, 12:45 PM)

QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 19 2013, 03:30 PM)

QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 19 2013, 10:24 AM)

IŽd be rich enough with the money from Spew!

I might need all the "SPEW!" pennies back to send my keyboard in for cleaning. Some of the keys started sticking yesterday.
Ew...
Just. Eeeeew...
Hey, wait a minute! There's probably Mustard in my keyboard too, I seem to recall a few funny things he said.
Give me back my organic tissue!
I'll send you my keyboard and you can clean it out, lol. It has been through a lot of sprayed drinks and dropped food lately, lol.
Colonel Mustard
Sep 19 2013, 06:05 PM
OK, my computer just bluescreened and has now rebooted and is absolutely fine. What the hell?
Black Hand
Sep 19 2013, 06:14 PM
I was.**very** clear about the Cleveland Steamer Mrs. mALX!!
Do not look it up, you *dont* want to know. If youve ever been tricked with lemon party....this is worse.
Colonel Mustard
Sep 19 2013, 06:17 PM
I wouldn't say that the Brony rule-34ing phenomenon is
worse than Lemon Party (they kind of both cross an event horizon of depravity, where all things beyond are equally appalling in their own special way) but it's got to be said that Bronies can get
hilariously depressing at points.
McBadgere
Sep 19 2013, 06:19 PM
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 19 2013, 04:24 PM)

And speaking of spit-spray (is that what you called it?) Has anyone besides me ever been on a first date with someone and had them say something that just caused you to spray your drink at the table? (He actually did take me out again after that, but held up shields over his side of the table before speaking (which made me laugh even more).
No, not the spit thing...But the time the wife and I went out on a "Not-a-date" I had a sugary doughnut with my dinner...At one point, I must have itched my eyebrow or something...'Cause she thought I had eczema or something 'cause I'd covered it in said sugar...

...
I suspect she was fine with it anyways...

...
*Points*...EDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT!!!...The above happened before we were together btw...In case that wasn't clear...

....
Colonel Mustard
Sep 19 2013, 06:21 PM
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Sep 19 2013, 06:19 PM)

QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 19 2013, 04:24 PM)

And speaking of spit-spray (is that what you called it?) Has anyone besides me ever been on a first date with someone and had them say something that just caused you to spray your drink at the table? (He actually did take me out again after that, but held up shields over his side of the table before speaking (which made me laugh even more).
No, not the spit thing...But the time the wife and I went out on a "Not-a-date" I had a sugary doughnut with my dinner...At one point, I must have itched my eyebrow or something...'Cause she thought I had eczema or something 'cause I'd covered it in said sugar...

...
I suspect she was fine with it anyways...

...
It was pity. Only pity and nothing else.
McBadgere
Sep 19 2013, 06:22 PM
QUOTE(Mustardio)
It was pity. Only pity and nothing else.

...And 18 years later would be what?...
Colonel Mustard
Sep 19 2013, 06:23 PM
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Sep 19 2013, 06:22 PM)

QUOTE(Mustardio)
It was pity. Only pity and nothing else.

...And 18 years later would be what?...
Eighteen years of pity.
mALX
Sep 19 2013, 06:29 PM
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Sep 19 2013, 01:14 PM)

I was.**very** clear about the Cleveland Steamer Mrs. mALX!!
Do not look it up, you *dont* want to know. If youve ever been tricked with lemon party....this is worse.
I know, that is probably exactly what you said. Females and cats are curious, we have to know, lol. So I went and looked it up - as I just did with the lemon party. That was NOT at ALL what I pictured in my mind by the name, urk. I was sure it was going to be your Cleveland Steam thingy but ... lemon juicy, urk.
I was searching for some comeback zinger using Tennessee instead of Cleveland, and man - I may never date a guy from around here again now that I've learned a few things that go on, GAAAAAH!
mALX
Sep 19 2013, 06:35 PM
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Sep 19 2013, 01:17 PM)

I wouldn't say that the Brony
rule-34ing phenomenon is
worse than Lemon Party (they kind of both cross an event horizon of depravity, where all things beyond are equally appalling in their own special way) but it's got to be said that Bronies can get
hilariously depressing at points.
I saw a dirty Popeye cartoon - now THAT was funny.
mALX
Sep 19 2013, 06:37 PM
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Sep 19 2013, 01:19 PM)

QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 19 2013, 04:24 PM)

And speaking of spit-spray (is that what you called it?) Has anyone besides me ever been on a first date with someone and had them say something that just caused you to spray your drink at the table? (He actually did take me out again after that, but held up shields over his side of the table before speaking (which made me laugh even more).
No, not the spit thing...But the time the wife and I went out on a "Not-a-date" I had a sugary doughnut with my dinner...At one point, I must have itched my eyebrow or something...'Cause she thought I had eczema or something 'cause I'd covered it in said sugar...

...
I suspect she was fine with it anyways...

...
*Points*...EDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT!!!...The above happened before we were together btw...In case that wasn't clear...

....
OMG, McB - I'll bet you were adorable!
McBadgere
Sep 19 2013, 06:43 PM
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 19 2013, 06:37 PM)

OMG, McB - I'll bet you were adorable!
*Flutters eyelashes*...

...
QUOTE(GoneoffHellmans)
Eighteen years of pity.
Yeah...I mentioned the wife's asbergers yeah?...Pitying the fool is not something she does...Like...Ever...*Shudders*...

...

...
King Of Beasts
Sep 19 2013, 06:43 PM
So what's the conversation about today?
McBadgere
Sep 19 2013, 06:44 PM
*Points*...
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!
Of
FORTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNE...
King Of Beasts
Sep 19 2013, 06:52 PM
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Sep 19 2013, 01:17 PM)

I wouldn't say that the Brony rule-34ing phenomenon is
worse than Lemon Party (they kind of both cross an event horizon of depravity, where all things beyond are equally appalling in their own special way) but it's got to be said that Bronies can get
hilariously depressing at points.
That's...that's just a sad article. Seriously...I...
-shakes head-
McBadgere
Sep 19 2013, 06:57 PM
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard)
I wouldn't say that the Brony rule-34ing phenomenon is worse than Lemon Party (they kind of both cross an event horizon of depravity, where all things beyond are equally appalling in their own special way) but it's got to be said that Bronies can get hilariously depressing at points.

...
*Points and opens mouth to say something...Anything...*
*Fails and shrugs*...
Black Hand
Sep 19 2013, 07:15 PM
BBQ at Liz's and I'm apparently still awesome though I abdicate that position for McB and his refreshing incaranation of zaniness. He may well be the Sheogorath of our realm.
King Of Beasts
Sep 19 2013, 08:14 PM
Home! Finally!
Rohirrim
Sep 19 2013, 08:18 PM
Barbecue? (He says in his East-coast, blue-state, food snob voice.) Count me in! I happen to love barbecues!
King Of Beasts
Sep 19 2013, 08:20 PM
I am slowly learning to sound like the people here on the easy coast, lol
BBQ? Count me in! I call the ribs!!!
Rohirrim
Sep 19 2013, 08:21 PM
Where were you from first? (Gasp) Canada?!
Also, my ear canal hurts from being cleaned.
Black Hand
Sep 19 2013, 08:22 PM
See ya in Teh-ha! (pronunciation of Texas in Spanish) won't she be surprised when she realizes we know where she live!.
King Of Beasts
Sep 19 2013, 08:23 PM
I'm from Kentucky. Yes, that's on the east coast, but it don't got much of that snobbish east coast accent as here
Rohirrim
Sep 19 2013, 08:29 PM
Ken-frickin-tucky? I wouldn't have pegged you as a Southerner from your...text-based...thoroughly grammatically neutral...speech. Also, dibs on the pulled pork!
Yet more: 99% of the locals I know lack the "Jersey accent".
King Of Beasts
Sep 19 2013, 08:32 PM
I lived in Kentucky most of my childhood, lol. I'm better at typin' than I am at speakin'
Rohirrim
Sep 19 2013, 08:33 PM
Quick! Everyone revert to their native stereotype
King Of Beasts
Sep 19 2013, 08:34 PM
I don't think so, lol. I still get called hillbilly on a daily basis.
Rohirrim
Sep 19 2013, 08:42 PM
Whadda you doin', punk? You think dis is funny? Snooki, teach this joker a lesson. Major disrespect, yo.
King Of Beasts
Sep 19 2013, 08:46 PM
I reckon a lil' pencilneck like you couldn't whup a fly inta submission
Kiln
Sep 19 2013, 08:47 PM
QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Sep 19 2013, 07:33 PM)

Quick! Everyone revert to their native stereotype
*Throws on worn out jeans, an old stained white shirt, grows a beard, and turns on a nearly worn out VHS copy of Blue Collar Comedy Tour*
I done gone full redneck.
I reckon I could edumacate all of yuns about some good ol fashioned Arkansas livin.
Rohirrim
Sep 19 2013, 08:48 PM
This joker's disrespect is overwhelming! (Draws on 50% Polishness, emerges as a kielbasa-wielding winged Hussar)
Bring it.
King Of Beasts
Sep 19 2013, 08:50 PM
Goddayum! I've been livin' in Connecticut so long I've perty much fergotten how ta speek hillbilly

And mah dayum auter cerrect ain't heylpin' much either
Elisabeth Hollow
Sep 19 2013, 09:16 PM
QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Sep 19 2013, 02:33 PM)

Quick! Everyone revert to their native stereotype
-goes to change, but realizes she doesn't need to-
Goddamnit, y'all.
King Of Beasts
Sep 19 2013, 09:18 PM

Looks like you're already in stereotype mode
Kiln
Sep 19 2013, 09:23 PM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 19 2013, 08:16 PM)

QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Sep 19 2013, 02:33 PM)

Quick! Everyone revert to their native stereotype
-goes to change, but realizes she doesn't need to-
Goddamnit, y'all.
That's alright Mrs. Hollow, I reckon we can live with it if you can.
Elisabeth Hollow
Sep 19 2013, 09:43 PM
I don't know what my stereotype is. I'm a redheaded nerd in Texas, and a young mother and married. How the hell do I revert to that stereotype?!
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