Full Version: The Everything Thread
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KoB, what are you talking about?! That woman is absolutely beautiful in that picture!
Something about her bothers me in that pic!!! Something seems off, maybe it's just that pic, but as far as I'm concerned, I'm not too impressed, lol
Something is seriously wrong with you, Kobby! Even Liz, a girl, thinks sheŽs cute! 
She looks wierd to me, okay!!!!! 
Honestly? Not feeling the Whitney mojo.
QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Sep 9 2013, 05:27 PM) 
Honestly? Not feeling the Whitney mojo.
THANK YOU!
I'm not the only one!! See!!!
Am I the only straight guy left here!?
It's the shoes, isn't it?
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 9 2013, 05:28 PM)
Am I the only straight guy left here!?
It's her nose. I don't like her nose, alright! It bothers me!!!
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 9 2013, 05:28 PM)
Am I the only straight guy left here!?
Well, I'm bi, so yeah, I guess so.
Who cares about the nose!??
Whatever. You keep your Shrek princess and IŽll stick to Whitney
Whatever. You keep your Shrek princess and IŽll stick to Whitney
Redacted. Not important.
I care about the nose!!!
I'm like Chandler Bing when it comes to girls, lol
EXCUSE me?! Shrek princess?!
I'm like Chandler Bing when it comes to girls, lol
EXCUSE me?! Shrek princess?!
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 9 2013, 11:34 PM)
I care about the nose!!!
I'm like Chandler Bing when it comes to girls, lol
Ah, Chandler Bing. You crazy Little bugger
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 9 2013, 11:34 PM)
EXCUSE me?! Shrek princess?!
Yeah, whatever girl you currently like *coughcough roommate *coughcough*
Sorry. IŽll stop
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 9 2013, 02:20 PM)
I do, and when they go "Well, no, you were slow." or "You messed this up." I ask them how I can do it better, or what process they use, because maybe the way I'm doing it isn't the best way, and they always go "It doesn't matter."
Which makes me feel like they think I'm hopeless.
Proper translation of this event:
I'm a Target Team Member/Supervisor! Dee-Deh-DEE! My stuff don't stink! Oh! Here's an attractive little thing who made a minor mistake! I know! I'll put her down to make myself feel better!
"Hey! You're too slow and or made a mistake! I'm pointing out your flaws and mistakes, despite their commonness and ease of correction; too both make myself feel and look better!"
"Oh! Terribly sorry, by what method can I improve?"
Oh crap! I'm supposed to offer a solution alongside the constructive criticism!! @.@ I have no idea! I don't actually know what I am doing! Stop smiling like a creep and profusely sweating! Looking around makes it look like you're searching for an answer! My plan to aggrandize my severely bruised ego has backfired! I've revealed my own massive level of incompetence and the severe lack of intelligence I bring to the table!
"...Oh....it doesn't really matter..."
Now just walk away like nothing happened. Phew! You got this! You are the man!
A friend of mine says I remind her of him
And you better stop
And you better stop
No, Blackie, that was the dollar store XD I KNOW I did an awesome job there, lol
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 9 2013, 11:38 PM)
And you better stop
You remind me of a former friend who disliked that I liked his sister. Like I could help that..
But yeah, IŽll stop
Good catch by Blackie!!!
That dollar store was [censored] 
@mirocu
What's that supposed to mean -__-
@mirocu
What's that supposed to mean -__-
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 9 2013, 02:39 PM)
No, Blackie, that was the dollar store XD I KNOW I did an awesome job there, lol
Then how do you know it's any different here? Is it the same person[s] that say the same thing?
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 9 2013, 11:41 PM)
@mirocu
What's that supposed to mean -__-
He told me to stop liking her
-___-
I've got my eyes on you, mirocu
I've got my eyes on you, mirocu
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Sep 9 2013, 10:44 PM)
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Sep 9 2013, 09:34 PM)
Blackie is never 'too cool' for his fellow favored forumers!! I stand.neither above nor below anyone. Plus, the only time you should look down on anyone is when you're helping them up...
You, sir, are awesome...
I just feel you ought to know it...
Though, thinking about it...If you did know how awesome you are/were...(Um...Tense breakdown alert!!...)...Um...Yes, you'd be contradicting all you just said and were considered awesome for...Yup...I've just confused myself...
With your awesomeness!!...
...*Tips hat to fellow forumite*...
Even if I don't totally understand Mr Badger here....so what can I do but second what he...(probably) said?
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Sep 9 2013, 10:50 PM)
How you gonna ban this when I own the server, the software, employ the mods and own the company that made the computer you're reading this on?!
Muhhahahaha!!
Ohhh...
to the new boss....hehe oops...I might not be hired 
If youŽre watching me, prepare to doze off!
I don't sleep
You will if you watch me!
Oh, well. IŽm off for tonight. PEACE OUT, HOMBRES!!
Oh, well. IŽm off for tonight. PEACE OUT, HOMBRES!!
Fine. Go away. I don't care 
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 9 2013, 05:14 PM)
mirocu, I don't think the lady in your sig is pretty
I'm with you on this one, Kobby. If you are going to post a pic in your sig, they shouldn't have a wandering eye and a surfeit of oil showing through their make-up foundation or thick skin on their face. Mirocu may like the girl, but she is not linkable or signatureable.
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 9 2013, 05:55 PM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 9 2013, 05:14 PM)
mirocu, I don't think the lady in your sig is pretty
I'm with you on this one, Kobby. If you are going to post a pic in your sig, they shouldn't have a wandering eye and a surfeit of blackheads showing through their make-up foundation.
I KNEW there was something wrong with that pic!!
I've seen prettier ladies, lol
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 9 2013, 04:56 PM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 9 2013, 05:55 PM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 9 2013, 05:14 PM)
mirocu, I don't think the lady in your sig is pretty
I'm with you on this one, Kobby. If you are going to post a pic in your sig, they shouldn't have a wandering eye and a surfeit of blackheads showing through their make-up foundation.
I KNEW there was something wrong with that pic!!
I've seen prettier ladies, lol
We're not talking about me right now, KOB.
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 9 2013, 05:56 PM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 9 2013, 05:55 PM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 9 2013, 05:14 PM)
mirocu, I don't think the lady in your sig is pretty
I'm with you on this one, Kobby. If you are going to post a pic in your sig, they shouldn't have a wandering eye and a surfeit of blackheads showing through their make-up foundation.
I KNEW there was something wrong with that pic!!
I've seen prettier ladies, lol
I've seen prettier women/girls in the bathroom at the Target store. (Liz included <3)
I never said I was referring to you, Liz
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 9 2013, 05:59 PM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 9 2013, 05:56 PM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 9 2013, 05:55 PM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 9 2013, 05:14 PM)
mirocu, I don't think the lady in your sig is pretty
I'm with you on this one, Kobby. If you are going to post a pic in your sig, they shouldn't have a wandering eye and a surfeit of blackheads showing through their make-up foundation.
I KNEW there was something wrong with that pic!!
I've seen prettier ladies, lol
I've seen prettier women/girls in the bathroom at the Target store. (Liz included <3)
Ooh, I saw a hooker today, lol
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 9 2013, 05:00 PM)
Ooh, I saw a hooker today, lol
Nice to know you saw your mom today
No, my mom is still at the corner of the bus station
Ha!
I'm not kidding
Yes I am
Yes I am
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 9 2013, 06:00 PM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 9 2013, 05:59 PM)
I've seen prettier women/girls in the bathroom at the Target store. (Liz included <3)
Ooh, I saw a hooker today, lol
Wait, this came out of the blue! Did you hire her services or...just happen to spot her? Because just spotting them doesn't count for much unless you live in BFE. And was she prettier than Mirocu's sig?
I just saw her. She came in and bought some chocolate, lol. She kept flirting with me, then I started the sentence
"I don't..."
And she left, lol
She looked like a paint pallet with all that makeup!
"I don't..."
And she left, lol
She looked like a paint pallet with all that makeup!
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 9 2013, 06:16 PM)
I just saw her. She came in and bought some chocolate, lol. She kept flirting with me, then I started the sentence
"I don't..."
And she left, lol
She looked like a paint pallet with all that makeup!
That heavy makeup is to cover up the crystal-meth scratches on her face from when she was "bugging out."
I know. I don't get how people do that to themselves.
I guess This song explains it pretty well. Except most people who do stuff like that are drug addicts
I guess This song explains it pretty well. Except most people who do stuff like that are drug addicts
Rohirrim's Childhood Ruination Counter: 3.5
Sorry
We're ruining your childhood pretty bad, huh?
-turns to rest of forum-
C'mon guys! We've gotta try harder!
We're ruining your childhood pretty bad, huh?
-turns to rest of forum-
C'mon guys! We've gotta try harder!
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 9 2013, 03:47 PM)
Sorry
We're ruining your childhood pretty bad, huh?
-turns to rest of forum-
C'mon guys! We've gotta try harder!
*Opens Gate to Oblivion*
Molag Bal in a Rubber Suit walks out.
"Oh, we have such sights to show you..."
At, the king of rape in a rubber suit. That oughta break the boy
-applauds Blackie-
QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Sep 9 2013, 06:45 PM)
Rohirrim's Childhood Ruination Counter: 3.5
Bless your heart Rohirrim, but - at least you are learning the bad stuff here through friends that care about you and will protect you through the knowledge rather than you seeing it first hand while you are innocent.
You will eventually see it all for yourself, but now when you do see it you will be prepared for it - and face it without the vulnerability of naivety. You won't fall victim to anyone with bad intentions with us around to warn you about them first.
<3
Yeah. If your any under peer pressure, talk to us buddy. Don't want you doing something stupid that you'd regret for the rest of your life.
S'okay guys, I'm fourteen not stupid.
Oh, you're fourteen. That's when boys are the dumbest! Trust me. I know
QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Sep 9 2013, 04:09 PM)
S'okay guys, I'm fourteen not stupid.
While usually joined in hand to hand, the age does not necessarily mean the same as the trait, I agree.
Besides...Rohirrim's worse than most of us!
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