Full Version: The Everything Thread
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Hey! Donīt censor my non-censors!!
QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 18 2013, 03:04 PM) 
Hey! Donīt censor my non-censors!!
QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 18 2013, 11:26 AM)
Geez. Thereīs no pleasing some people, is there?
I'm so. Tired. I'm on my lunch right now. If I have my way, I'll be here until noon. Then I can go home and snuggle and pass out lol
Anybody here? 
I'm here now! And very, very tired.
*Swings in through the nearest window on a rope, flying-kicks Liz and lands with a cartwheel*
Dynamic entry! Hurrah!
And it appears that there is nobody else about at the moment.
*Swings out of another, unbroken window, flying-kicks old lady and lands with a cartwheel onto the back of the horse before galloping away into the sunset*
Dynamic exit! Hurrah!
Dynamic entry! Hurrah!
And it appears that there is nobody else about at the moment.
*Swings out of another, unbroken window, flying-kicks old lady and lands with a cartwheel onto the back of the horse before galloping away into the sunset*
Dynamic exit! Hurrah!
Ow. My eye.
Stop kicking old people!!
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Nov 18 2013, 08:19 PM)
Stop kicking old people!!
*Swings in through a third window, flying-kicks Kobby and lands with a cartwheel*
Sure thing!
-_-
-shoots mustard with airsoft gun-
Bad
-shoots mustard with airsoft gun-
Bad
Oooow!
*Sits right down and starts crying*
*Sits right down and starts crying*
That's what you get for kicking me in the face
-angrily storms away-
Your pain amuses me
-angrily storms away-
Your pain amuses me
*Wraps arms around KoB as he tries to leave and wails even louder*
And I'm a snotty crier, I'll have you know
And I'm a snotty crier, I'll have you know
I've gotten so used to crying and temper tantrums now, that I just tone it out 
*Starts humping, whilst still crying*
The dog humps me without permission regularly. Mustard, it's hard to annoy me
Sod it.
*Kicks Kobby in the face again*
*Kicks Kobby in the face again*
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 18 2013, 04:43 PM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 18 2013, 03:04 PM)
Hey! Donīt censor my non-censors!!
QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 18 2013, 11:26 AM)
Geez. Thereīs no pleasing some people, is there?
*Walks into thread, sees a weeping Colonel Mustard humping Kobby while trying to kick him in the face*
What the...
What is this, I don't even...
*Walks away*
What the...
What is this, I don't even...
*Walks away*
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 18 2013, 10:14 PM)
*Walks into thread, sees a weeping Colonel Mustard humping Kobby while trying to kick him in the face*
What the...
What is this, I don't even...
*Walks away*
You really havenīt been around too long, this is standard chorrol forum happenings
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Nov 18 2013, 04:09 PM)
Sod it.
*Kicks Kobby in the face again*
-Shoots mustard again-
Nope
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Nov 18 2013, 09:20 PM)
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Nov 18 2013, 04:09 PM)
Sod it.
*Kicks Kobby in the face again*
-Shoots mustard again-
Nope
*Shoots Kobby.*
*With silver bullet*
Pffh, you guys
Oh, and just to be fair...
*Shoots Colonel Mustard, twice*
That's one for kicking Liz, and one just so I'm not picking on Kobby. Got to be fair.
*Shoots Colonel Mustard, twice*
That's one for kicking Liz, and one just so I'm not picking on Kobby. Got to be fair.
Dudes, mellow 
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 18 2013, 03:28 PM)
Oh, and just to be fair...
*Shoots Colonel Mustard, twice*
That's one for kicking Liz, and one just so I'm not picking on Kobby. Got to be fair.
my hero!
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Nov 18 2013, 04:31 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 18 2013, 03:28 PM)
Oh, and just to be fair...
*Shoots Colonel Mustard, twice*
That's one for kicking Liz, and one just so I'm not picking on Kobby. Got to be fair.
my hero!For fuch's ache...women. Pfeh.
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Nov 18 2013, 09:31 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 18 2013, 03:28 PM)
Oh, and just to be fair...
*Shoots Colonel Mustard, twice*
That's one for kicking Liz, and one just so I'm not picking on Kobby. Got to be fair.
my hero!*Tips hat*
Ma'am
*Rides off into sunset.*
*Can't ride horse*
*Falls off, horse bolts*
Crap.
*Staggers off into sunset*
That wasn't nearly as good as I'd hoped.
-plots revenge against thorn-
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Nov 18 2013, 09:34 PM)
-plots revenge against thorn-
*Dusts off silver chainlink fence*
*Preps comfy chair*
-Steals Thorny Boy's silver-edged battleaxe so he can't use it for the umpteenth time- 
QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Nov 18 2013, 09:35 PM)
-Steals Thorny Boy's silver-edged battleaxe so he can't use it for the umpteenth time-
Didn't we establish that axe was too shoddy to be of any use? You're welcome to that piece of sh*t.
Besides, this time I came prepared. Silver bullets.
Oh, this is gonna be good!
*brings popcorn*
*brings popcorn*
You mean you finally got some?
Congratulations!
Congratulations!
I'm eating a bowl of mashed taters.
Yep!
Let the battle..... commence!!
nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom
Oh, crap. I dropped a few.
Let the battle..... commence!!
nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom
Oh, crap. I dropped a few.
*Drops from orbit and comet punches Callidus while he's recovering from falling off the horse*
Nobody shoots me but me!
Nobody shoots me but me!
-Starts eating bowl of chili-
Cravings, cravings...GET ON WITH IT!!!
Cravings, cravings...GET ON WITH IT!!!
Yeah!! Yeah!!
Fight is ON!
Fight is ON!
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Nov 18 2013, 09:47 PM)
*Drops from orbit and comet punches Callidus while he's recovering from falling off the horse*
Nobody shoots me but me!
*Shrugs it off*
Is that the best you can do?
*Disappears*
*Reappears behind the Colonel and shoots him in the kidneys with a double barreled shotgun*
Colonel, we should call a truce, team up, and get thorn 
-Avoids splatter of Mustard's blood and pee-
Whoa there!
Whoa there!
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Nov 18 2013, 10:49 PM)
Colonel, we should call a truce, team up, and get thorn
No! Three-party fight!
*Shoots Callidus in the double-barrelled shotgun with his kidneys*
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Nov 18 2013, 10:50 PM)
*Shoots Callidus in the double-barrelled shotgun with his kidneys*
-Avoids splatter of steel and wood splinters-
Oi! Some of us are trying to watch here!
Oi! Some of us are trying to watch here!
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Nov 18 2013, 09:50 PM)
*Shoots Callidus in the double-barrelled shotgun with his kidneys*
So that's how you want to play, is it?
Vikings! Prepare for glory!!!
This is awesome!
Like children in the playground!
Like children in the playground!
Arise, my legions of apathy!!!
Or don't. Whatevs.
Or don't. Whatevs.
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