Full Version: The Everything Thread
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You don't like the vampire lord form?
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Dec 12 2013, 08:48 PM) 
You don't like the vampire lord form?
That's fine, but I meant the bright yellow eyes and mangled faces.
I like the glowing eyes but they look really ugly now, lol.
I like the glowy eyes, but it kind of ruins it for the vampires who are supposed to be living among mortals in disguise.
The vampire buttfaces are just ugly OTOH.
The vampire buttfaces are just ugly OTOH.
I'm sure it's was noticeable how their eyes were black with yellow irises before the DLC came out. Lol
My main problem is:
QUOTE(Kiln @ Dec 12 2013, 10:15 PM)
My main problem is:
SubRosa is a smart cookie 
QUOTE(Kiln @ Dec 12 2013, 11:49 PM)
QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Dec 12 2013, 10:40 PM)
Grumblegrumbleshcoolgrumblejocksgrumbleinstituitionalizedhomophobiagrumble....bumsteads
I've always found it odd that guys who shower in packs, spend their days sweating, working out without shirts on, and slamming up against one another in a field are so homophobic.
Yeah, and what's with the arse-patting?...
...We watch the NFL and the kids are like "Why do they keep patting each others' arses all the time?"...And I'm like *Shrug*...And then you get people like Kordell Stewart coming out and he's hounded out of the league basically...*CoughHypocritesCough*...
Good luck Rohirrim...School will be over soon...And then you'll just have to deal with all the adult dickheads instead!...
Btw...In case anyone's unclear, and have missed the last two years of drooling over women...I'm straight...Just thought I'd put that out there...A shocker, I know...But in case there was some confusion about it...
...
...EDITIO!!...And yes, Subrosa is very much a smart cookie...In fact she's Proper Awesome™...
...
If it's any consolation, McB, I like the womens too
*Reads*...
*Faints*...
*Wakes*...
*Reads*...
*Faints*...
*Wakes*...
*Reads*...
*Faints*...
*Wakes*...
*Reads*...
*Faints*...
*Wakes*...
*Pokes own eyes out then tries to get to kitchen for his breakfast*...
*Walks into doorframe and knocks self out*...
*Wakes*...
*Becomes Bette Midler...*...
**"Did I ever tell you you're my herooooo..."**
*Faints*...
*Faints*...
*Wakes*...
*Reads*...
*Faints*...
*Wakes*...
*Reads*...
*Faints*...
*Wakes*...
*Reads*...
*Faints*...
*Wakes*...
*Pokes own eyes out then tries to get to kitchen for his breakfast*...
*Walks into doorframe and knocks self out*...
*Wakes*...
*Becomes Bette Midler...*...
**"Did I ever tell you you're my herooooo..."**
*Faints*...
XD
I have no idea how to follow that... 
...
Um...
Adopt, adapt and improve...
Ah!...Sooooo...How's the weather doing now?... ...
...Um...
Adopt, adapt and improve...
Ah!...Sooooo...How's the weather doing now?...
...
Was it really that shocking? After all the boob talk?!
1, I missed the boob talk...Which is strange for me...Jeez, I'm losing my touch...*Leaves next line*...
and 2, you could have just been joining in, no?...I dunno, you're pretty cool that way, I just tend to assume you're going along with stuff...
I just...*Swallows*...Didn't know...
My, isn't it very warm all of a sudden?...
And I just read a bit of Subrosa's story that was...Um...
My, is that the time?...
...
..
and 2, you could have just been joining in, no?...I dunno, you're pretty cool that way, I just tend to assume you're going along with stuff...
I just...*Swallows*...Didn't know...
My, isn't it very warm all of a sudden?...
And I just read a bit of Subrosa's story that was...Um...
My, is that the time?...
... ..
Will it help to know that the naughty bits of my "At my Feet" story will have its own separate spot on a blog? -wink-
The Spam Meister has awaken from his slumber!
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Dec 13 2013, 04:51 AM)
Will it help to know that the naughty bits of my "At my Feet" story will have its own separate spot on a blog? -wink-
*Reads*...
*Faints*...
... ...
Donīt make McB faint like this, Liz 
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Dec 13 2013, 04:51 AM)
Will it help to know that the naughty bits of my "At my Feet" story will have its own separate spot on a blog? -wink-
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 13 2013, 07:27 AM)
The Spam Meister has awaken from his slumber!
Really?
I don't see Kobby around anywhere
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 13 2013, 08:35 AM)
Donīt make McB faint like this, Liz
But it's funny watching him keel over!
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 13 2013, 08:35 AM)
Donīt make McB faint like this, Liz
*Bundles over Mirocu and covers his mouth*
Ignore him and keep making McB faint. It is most entertaining.
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Dec 13 2013, 03:47 AM)
I dislike how they messed up the vampires.
Yeah. Butchered them.
Also I'd like to point out Acadian for doing a marvelous and fantastic job as moderator along with Kiln and the rest. Take a break guys, make me a temporary moderator.
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 13 2013, 10:40 AM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 13 2013, 07:27 AM)
The Spam Meister has awaken from his slumber!
Really?
I don't see Kobby around anywhere
Kobby is the ex-Meister now
Urgh, getting my arse absolutely kicked by this essay I'm trying (and failing) to write. Jesus, this thing is a bloody horrible slog.
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 13 2013, 10:54 AM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 13 2013, 10:40 AM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 13 2013, 07:27 AM)
The Spam Meister has awaken from his slumber!
Really?
I don't see Kobby around anywhere
Kobby is the ex-Meister now
But he is an ancient, while you are only a councilor.
Kobby might be the master no more, but until tou at least match his post count, you cannot claim the title of Spam Meister.
Unless you were to best him in a spam-duel for the position...
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Dec 12 2013, 11:51 PM)
Will it help to know that the naughty bits of my "At my Feet" story will have its own separate spot on a blog? -wink-
*Faints before comprehending, nay, reading*
Curse you, Lizzzzzzzzzz!!!
*Looks at the unconscious forms of McBadgere and Rohirrim*
Wow, lot of that going around at the moment
Oh well, no sense wasting the opportunity...
*Grabs permanent marker, doodles on their faces*
Wow, lot of that going around at the moment
Oh well, no sense wasting the opportunity...
*Grabs permanent marker, doodles on their faces*
I am the Spam Meister
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 13 2013, 11:59 AM)
I am the Spam Meister
Post counts and average posts per day disagree with you.
Kobby's got you beat on both.
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 13 2013, 06:59 AM)
*Looks at the unconscious forms of McBadgere and Rohirrim*
Wow, lot of that going around at the moment
Oh well, no sense wasting the opportunity...
*Grabs permanent marker, doodles on their faces*
-Rohirrim's cowboy right-angle jaw and cheekbones of steel resist all attempts to have things drawn near them-
Like I said, heīs the former Spam Meister. Look at Todayīs post count. Iīm top dog almost every day! And Kobby? Nowhere to be found
That's irre-
Actually that's a good point.
Come to think of it, most days I outpost Kobby.
Maybe he's retired?
-Rohirrim's cowboy right-angle jaw and cheekbones of steel resist all attempts to have things drawn near them-
But fail to prevent Callidus writing "[censored]" on your forehead.
I'll grant you, it's a little crude, but I've got limited space to work with there.
Nor do they stop me drawing a comically oversized and goofy moustache!
Actually that's a good point.
Come to think of it, most days I outpost Kobby.
Maybe he's retired?
QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Dec 13 2013, 12:02 PM)
-Rohirrim's cowboy right-angle jaw and cheekbones of steel resist all attempts to have things drawn near them-
But fail to prevent Callidus writing "[censored]" on your forehead.
I'll grant you, it's a little crude, but I've got limited space to work with there.
Nor do they stop me drawing a comically oversized and goofy moustache!
No, just busy lol
Spam!!
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Dec 13 2013, 12:05 PM)
No, just busy lol
Too busy to spam?
It's official!
Kobby has lost the title of Spam Meister!
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 13 2013, 01:08 PM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Dec 13 2013, 12:05 PM)
No, just busy lol
Too busy to spam?
It's official!
Kobby has lost the title of Spam Meister!
I told you! What did I tell you? Exactly what I told you!
Mm-hmm!
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 13 2013, 12:10 PM)
I told you! What did I tell you? Exactly what I told you!
Mm-hmm!
Very well, once more you are indeed the voice of reason.
Twice more and it's officially a harbinger for the apocalypse
QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Dec 13 2013, 10:43 AM)
Also I'd like to point out Acadian for doing a marvelous and fantastic job as moderator along with Kiln and the rest. Take a break guys, make me a temporary moderator.
...
...Oh, that'd be...Interesting...
QUOTE(Thorny-Boy...)
*Grabs permanent marker, doodles on their faces*
Well, that's a huge improvement!!...I like how you managed to make me look almost exactly like Lady Gaga!!...
*Walks away from mirror and looks at tele...Walks back past mirror...*
OH MY GOD!!!...LADY GAGA!!!!...
*Faints*...
spam 
So whassup this Friday?
So whassup this Friday?
The sky?... ...
Oooh! Oohh!!...The International Space Station!!...That's up...I saw that go over in the wee small hours before I started milking this morning...Ye Gods that's an impressive thing...And totally worth the money...Just so I can look up and go...Oooooh...
Back in the day, I used to love it when I looked up and knew that the Space Shuttle was there too...*Sigh*...Bloody Obama...Bloody NASA...
...
...Oooh! Oohh!!...The International Space Station!!...That's up...I saw that go over in the wee small hours before I started milking this morning...Ye Gods that's an impressive thing...And totally worth the money...Just so I can look up and go...Oooooh...
Back in the day, I used to love it when I looked up and knew that the Space Shuttle was there too...*Sigh*...Bloody Obama...Bloody NASA...
...
Bloody all of them. Thank god I donīt have kids, at least they wonīt have to live in this nightmare of an existence.
But even so, still Friday! Anything fun tonight, McB?
No, Iīm not asking him about that kind of fun. Stop putting words in my post
But even so, still Friday! Anything fun tonight, McB?
No, Iīm not asking him about that kind of fun. Stop putting words in my post
...*Points to self*...Who, me?...Urm...Tonight?...
Urm...Magnum PI...Agents of SHIELD...And at some point, re-make the bed after the wife dismantled the bedclothes stuff and washed it all...Oh joy...She can't do the duvet covers, so I have to...
...Wow...That sounds truly exciting doesn't it?...
... ...But then again, one sleep + 9 hours and it's Swag time!!!!...I mean, Smaug time!!!...Booyah!!...I'm so bloody excited...
*Does pirouette and twirls off to over there *Points*...*...
You do live quite the marvelous life, donīt you mr McB?
Oh you have no idea... 
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Nah, it's all good...Well, no, it could be better...More money, less hours...
But home is good at the mo...Could always do with more time there, but when I'm there, kids are good...McWife is awesome (properly so... ...)...
Social life?...I've no time to miss anything else...What with trying to keep you people occupied as well... ...
...Nah, it's all good...Well, no, it could be better...More money, less hours...
But home is good at the mo...Could always do with more time there, but when I'm there, kids are good...McWife is awesome (properly so...
...)...Social life?...I've no time to miss anything else...What with trying to keep you people occupied as well...
...
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Dec 13 2013, 04:50 PM)
Social life?...I've no time to miss anything else...What with trying to keep you people occupied as well...
...And donīt you ever stop doing that!
Ach...I must away matey...Boss might be back any second and object...I've managed to get away with it so far this week...But he may actually be back on time today...
Laters maters...
Laters maters...
Blimey 
Donīt be a stranger, ya hear!??
Donīt be a stranger, ya hear!??
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Dec 13 2013, 03:36 PM)
Back in the day, I used to love it when I looked up and knew that the Space Shuttle was there too...*Sigh*...Bloody Obama...Bloody NASA...
...To be fair to NASA, there's not much they can do when Congress decide to slash their budget in favour of more tanks and jetplanes, because clearly killing people is much more important than expanding the boundaries of human knowledge.
I wonder if ZZZZs really come out of me when I sleep
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