QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 11 2013, 02:14 PM)

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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 11 2013, 01:38 PM)

So, I'm looking up poisonou plants and have to say, hemlock is my favorite so far. The plant causes the imbiber to lose sight and weakens their muscles around thirty minutes after eating, but can take several hours to die. It sounds terrifying. I also found out how cyanide works. It's really interesting. I'm expecting the cops to knock on my door soon XD
Better hope nothing happens to anyone you know and they happen across your search history, lol.
All they would have to do is look at my finances and see I'm too damn poor to afford the shipping costs of these plants, lol.
Although I DO know of a way to use poison ivy for evil...
-shakes self- Bad Liz! BAD! XD
Considering I'm either at work or home, I think my alibi is solid lol
Rubbing it on hubby's sheets? Grinding it into his spaghetti sauce? Tying it around the bathroom doorknob? What? What? Lol.
Actually..the..spaghetti... sauce was...one of them, lol
But cut it up and put it into someone's food. Chopped up it looks similar to parsley, you just have to add it at the end because the steam will actually affect you too. You can't burn it, either, or you'll get the rash it causes in your lungs and eyes and all down your esophageal tract. And you have to be really careful if you're allergic to it because it will affect you as bad as anyone else. I actually got the good end of the bargain. It's one of the only things outside I'm NOT allergic to XD
I'm very highly allergic to poison ivy (makes mental note not to tick off Liz).
Early on in the marriage if my husband was being a complete butt, I'd usually just short-sheet the bed so he couldn't climb into it. I'm short, so could slip in just fine (and pretend to be asleep with an angelic look on my face). He is over 6', and couldn't get more than his calves in.
I'd remake the bed right after getting a good laugh out of his attempts (or right away if he admitted he'd been a total arse and apologized, lol).
Another good one is to stand under a tree whose limbs are laden with snow and lure him in, then shake the branches so he is doused good with fresh snow. Be prepared to run and have a snowball shoved down the back of your shirt.