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Colonel Mustard
Jul 29 2013, 05:53 PM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jul 29 2013, 05:44 PM) *

That's my favorite kind!! XD

Liz n' Kobby, sittin' in a tree... tongue.gif

In other news, I think I've eaten the best meal I've had so for in Korea; Gimche (Korean cabbage in a chilli sauce), ultra-fresh raw onion, fermented bean sauce and sliced chilli, all wrapped in Korean bacon. Goddamn delicious.
King Of Beasts
Jul 29 2013, 05:56 PM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jul 29 2013, 12:50 PM) *

Hush, minion!


Would you mind telling me how long I've been your minion, because I just found out about this rollinglaugh.gif




Don't start colonel nono.gif

tongue.gif
Black Hand
Jul 29 2013, 06:08 PM
This Great Oak is a solitary creature.

Though, after a year and a half, the crazy chick at my company don't seem to take a hint. As in being politlely aloof for a year and a half and not flirtong or maintaining eye contact. The first week maybe playing hard to get. Aftera month, it's I'M NOT INTERESTED!

After 15 months, you're insane!!

And no, shes not looking for a relationship. Neither am I, but uhhhh...shes trying to be a 'player'. Easy for a chick, if you know what I mean.

This event shall not take place. I may sic Green mALX on her. With a hose.
Colonel Mustard
Jul 29 2013, 06:20 PM
She didn't flirtong? That's awful! Everyone knows you should flirtong when talking to other people! That's just a basic, underpinning tenant of politeness! How terribly rude of her to not flirtong!

For god's sake, somebody tell me what 'flirtong' means. I'm sure it's a big deal, but I have no idea
Black Hand
Jul 29 2013, 06:27 PM
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Jul 29 2013, 10:20 AM) *

She didn't flirtong? That's awful! Everyone knows you should flirtong when talking to other people! That's just a basic, underpinning tenant of politeness! How terribly rude of her to not flirtong!

For god's sake, somebody tell me what 'flirtong' means. I'm sure it's a big deal, but I have no idea



I will mail your british boat home in a shipment of twinkies sir! :-P

It's called a typo and my phone is terribly slow typing in these forums.

Flirting, there.
Colonel Mustard
Jul 29 2013, 06:34 PM
Ha, jokes on you, Blackie! They don't make Twinkies any more! tongue.gif

But, but, but flirtong. Flirtooong!
Black Hand
Jul 29 2013, 06:49 PM
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Jul 29 2013, 10:34 AM) *

Ha, jokes on you, Blackie! They don't make Twinkies any more! tongue.gif

But, but, but flirtong. Flirtooong!


Nope. The company was bought out and they started up again about three weeks ago. Check out E-Bay for the ridiculous prices.

And I know all about the shutdown. Check the 'Now playing' thread when I destroyed ImperialSnob with freestyle. As I said my phone is really slow on these forums so providing a link is difficult to say the least at the moment.

Hmmm a thong with 'flirt' printed on it. Alert the media!

Edit to add: http://chorrol.com/forums/index.php?s=&...st&p=178955

Never mind I found it.
King Of Beasts
Jul 29 2013, 07:14 PM
Got sent home early because I almost had heatstroke. I think I'm gonna pass out.

-sigh-
Black Hand
Jul 29 2013, 08:48 PM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jul 29 2013, 11:14 AM) *

Got sent home early because I almost had heatstroke. I think I'm gonna pass out.

-sigh-


What the hell you doing here than?!

Get your boat in a tub of lukewarm bathwater and drink small sips of water every five minites until the dizzy, disoriented feelong ceases!!


DON'T MAKE ME COME OUT THERE AND TREAT YOU!! I will have some terrible bedside manner, sir!
Kiln
Jul 29 2013, 08:48 PM
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Jul 29 2013, 05:49 PM) *

QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Jul 29 2013, 10:34 AM) *

Ha, jokes on you, Blackie! They don't make Twinkies any more! tongue.gif


Nope. The company was bought out and they started up again about three weeks ago. Check out E-Bay for the ridiculous prices.

Yup, Twinkies are back on the shelves now. Heart clogging deliciousness intact.
Black Hand
Jul 29 2013, 08:52 PM
QUOTE(Kiln @ Jul 29 2013, 12:48 PM) *

QUOTE(Black Hand @ Jul 29 2013, 05:49 PM) *

QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Jul 29 2013, 10:34 AM) *

Ha, jokes on you, Blackie! They don't make Twinkies any more! tongue.gif


Nope. The company was bought out and they started up again about three weeks ago. Check out E-Bay for the ridiculous prices.

Yup, Twinkies are back on the shelves now. Heart clogging deliciousness intact.


[ HomerSimpson] AaaaaaaAaaAAhhhhh....Twinkies. [/ Homer]

King Of Beasts
Jul 29 2013, 08:55 PM
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Jul 29 2013, 03:48 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jul 29 2013, 11:14 AM) *

Got sent home early because I almost had heatstroke. I think I'm gonna pass out.

-sigh-


What the hell you doing here than?!

Get your boat in a tub of lukewarm bathwater and drink small sips of water every five minites until the dizzy, disoriented feelong ceases!!


DON'T MAKE ME COME OUT THERE AND TREAT YOU!! I will have some terrible bedside manner, sir!


I'm feeling better now, lol
Black Hand
Jul 29 2013, 08:59 PM
Better be! Sergei still has his rabid raccoon babysitter!
King Of Beasts
Jul 29 2013, 09:04 PM
rollinglaugh.gif




No, I don't need that. I'm feeling much better now rollinglaugh.gif
Black Hand
Jul 29 2013, 09:06 PM
Hmmmm. One can never be too careful. I'm sending it over anyways.
King Of Beasts
Jul 29 2013, 09:12 PM
NOOO! panic.gif


ghastley
Jul 29 2013, 09:14 PM
Don't worry, he's only sending the rabid raccoon, not the Twinkies. wacko.gif
King Of Beasts
Jul 29 2013, 09:16 PM
I'd MUCH rather have him see the twinkies ohmy.gif
Black Hand
Jul 29 2013, 09:52 PM
Oh I see them just fine. And eat all them. Oh man I think the Raccoon wanted some, you'd best give him some. he should be there any minute. And let me tell ya, if you think he's angry in general....hooo! Wait til he's hungry.
King Of Beasts
Jul 29 2013, 10:17 PM
I'm not nice when I'm hungry either. Lol


SOMEONE TURN THE [censored] HEAT OFF mad.gif
mALX
Jul 29 2013, 11:17 PM
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Jul 29 2013, 01:08 PM) *

This Great Oak is a solitary creature.

Though, after a year and a half, the crazy chick at my company don't seem to take a hint. As in being politlely aloof for a year and a half and not flirtong or maintaining eye contact. The first week maybe playing hard to get. Aftera month, it's I'M NOT INTERESTED!

After 15 months, you're insane!!

And no, shes not looking for a relationship. Neither am I, but uhhhh...shes trying to be a 'player'. Easy for a chick, if you know what I mean.

This event shall not take place. I may sic Green mALX on her. With a hose.



*mALX shows up, glances around. She nods sagely as Uleni would if he were here*


"Ah, see...she is a Master of torture, like the continuous drip...drip...drip of water eroding the hardest rock until its shape accomodates the drop of water, makes a tunnel to smooth its path in. All it takes is time, she isn't going anywhere till she gets what she is after from you...BWAAHAAHAA! Wheez, gack, cough..."

*mALX nods sagely once more and slips back into the shadows*





mALX
Jul 29 2013, 11:19 PM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jul 29 2013, 05:17 PM) *

I'm not nice when I'm hungry either. Lol


SOMEONE TURN THE [censored] HEAT OFF mad.gif



Get in that shower this instant, or I will come over there green and with a hose! DO IT!



King Of Beasts
Jul 29 2013, 11:20 PM
I'm sitting in front of the fan, lol
Elisabeth Hollow
Jul 29 2013, 11:28 PM
I would very much like a nap. But if I nap, then I won't sleep tonight, lol
King Of Beasts
Jul 29 2013, 11:30 PM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jul 29 2013, 06:28 PM) *

I would very much like a nap. But if I nap, then I won't sleep tonight, lol


That sucks, lol. Take a half an hour nap.
Black Hand
Jul 29 2013, 11:44 PM
QUOTE(mALX @ Jul 29 2013, 03:17 PM) *

QUOTE(Black Hand @ Jul 29 2013, 01:08 PM) *

This Great Oak is a solitary creature.

Though, after a year and a half, the crazy chick at my company don't seem to take a hint. As in being politlely aloof for a year and a half and not flirtong or maintaining eye contact. The first week maybe playing hard to get. Aftera month, it's I'M NOT INTERESTED!

After 15 months, you're insane!!

And no, shes not looking for a relationship. Neither am I, but uhhhh...shes trying to be a 'player'. Easy for a chick, if you know what I mean.

This event shall not take place. I may sic Green mALX on her. With a hose.



*mALX shows up, glances around. She nods sagely as Uleni would if he were here*


"Ah, see...she is a Master of torture, like the continuous drip...drip...drip of water eroding the hardest rock until its shape accomodates the drop of water, makes a tunnel to smooth its path in. All it takes is time, she isn't going anywhere till she gets what she is after from you...BWAAHAAHAA! Wheez, gack, cough..."

*mALX nods sagely once more and slips back into the shadows*



This event. Shall. NOT. PASSSSSSS!!shift+1!!!!
mALX
Jul 29 2013, 11:54 PM
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Jul 29 2013, 06:44 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Jul 29 2013, 03:17 PM) *

QUOTE(Black Hand @ Jul 29 2013, 01:08 PM) *

This Great Oak is a solitary creature.

Though, after a year and a half, the crazy chick at my company don't seem to take a hint. As in being politlely aloof for a year and a half and not flirtong or maintaining eye contact. The first week maybe playing hard to get. Aftera month, it's I'M NOT INTERESTED!

After 15 months, you're insane!!

And no, shes not looking for a relationship. Neither am I, but uhhhh...shes trying to be a 'player'. Easy for a chick, if you know what I mean.

This event shall not take place. I may sic Green mALX on her. With a hose.



*mALX shows up, glances around. She nods sagely as Uleni would if he were here*


"Ah, see...she is a Master of torture, like the continuous drip...drip...drip of water eroding the hardest rock until its shape accomodates the drop of water, makes a tunnel to smooth its path in. All it takes is time, she isn't going anywhere till she gets what she is after from you...BWAAHAAHAA! Wheez, gack, cough..."

*mALX nods sagely once more and slips back into the shadows*



This event. Shall. NOT. PASSSSSSS!!shift+1!!!!



Drip...drip...drip... ... ... BWAAHAAAHAA! *insert maniacal laugh*



King Of Beasts
Jul 30 2013, 12:12 AM
you...feelin' alright mALX? blink.gif
mALX
Jul 30 2013, 12:18 AM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jul 29 2013, 07:12 PM) *

you...feelin' alright mALX? blink.gif



Who me? embarrased.gif

Er...I was just teasing Blackie over that girl bugging him.


devilsmile.gif



King Of Beasts
Jul 30 2013, 12:20 AM
Oh.


Carry on tongue.gif
Elisabeth Hollow
Jul 30 2013, 12:30 AM
Me: "Hey, can you tell if this peg hook is nine inches?"

Coworker: "You can't tell by looking?"

Me: "I've never seen nine inches before in my life. Where are you going?!"
Black Hand
Jul 30 2013, 12:33 AM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jul 29 2013, 04:30 PM) *

Me: "Hey, can you tell if this peg hook is nine inches?"

Coworker: "You can't tell by looking?"

Me: "I've never seen nine inches before in my life. Where are you going?!"


LOL!


Grits, mALX, D. Foxy....meet your match.
King Of Beasts
Jul 30 2013, 12:33 AM
I'm sorry. I don't get it verysad.gif
Black Hand
Jul 30 2013, 12:36 AM
QUOTE(mALX @ Jul 29 2013, 04:18 PM) *


Er...I was just teasing Blackie over that girl bugging him.


devilsmile.gif



She stole my primo morning calls she did!! I will strike back, with a vengeance! And this time, it's personal!!
nono.gif mad.gif mad.gif mad.gif dry.gif emot-ninja1.gif emot-ninja1.gif
Elisabeth Hollow
Jul 30 2013, 12:41 AM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jul 29 2013, 06:33 PM) *

I'm sorry. I don't get it verysad.gif

and that's why you're my minion Hug_emoticon.gif XD
King Of Beasts
Jul 30 2013, 12:42 AM
I'm fine being your minion happy.gif


I just wish I had been informed earlier rollinglaugh.gif

EDIT:

And I get the joke now laugh.gif
Grits
Jul 30 2013, 12:48 AM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jul 29 2013, 07:30 PM) *

Me: "Hey, can you tell if this peg hook is nine inches?"

Coworker: "You can't tell by looking?"

Me: "I've never seen nine inches before in my life. Where are you going?!"

rollinglaugh.gif rollinglaugh.gif rollinglaugh.gif
Darkness Eternal
Jul 30 2013, 12:52 AM
Woah! Colonel is back from the dead!
mALX
Jul 30 2013, 01:04 AM
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Jul 29 2013, 07:33 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jul 29 2013, 04:30 PM) *

Me: "Hey, can you tell if this peg hook is nine inches?"

Coworker: "You can't tell by looking?"

Me: "I've never seen nine inches before in my life. Where are you going?!"


LOL!


Grits, mALX, D. Foxy....meet your match.



Bethesda beat Liz to it in Oblivion:

Mirabelle Monet, Proprietor of the Fo’C’sle is sleeping with all 5 of her tenants. Her fave is Thurindil, that crazed Wood Elf. She admits openly that she only rents her rooms to "Seamen," but Thurindil is no seaman. What could she have meant?


Also, speaking of 9 inches:

In the basement of the the Gweden Farm you find Heinrich Oaken-Hull has left his clothing and family jewels. (Maxical didn’t embarass him by returning them).

The problem is, he is always at Mirabelle Monet's (or obviously at Gweden's Brothel) - yet tells his wife he is away at sea for nine month stints. (and she believes him! Obviously doesn't spend time on the docks, lol)

Oaken-Hull’s wife can be caught cheating on him with Enilroth, who works at Morvayn’s Peacemakers. In the Oaken-Hull house you can find a love letter to Enilroth (upstairs behind a table); or catch them in the act by going to the stables between 4-8 PM - when she meets Enilroth for their "roll in the hay."

If you ask Mrs. Oaken Hull how she handles it with Heinrich being away at sea 9 months out of the year she answers "The nine console her."

I wouldn’t touch that line with a nine inch pole.


*


Elisabeth Hollow
Jul 30 2013, 01:08 AM
-giggles insanely-
King Of Beasts
Jul 30 2013, 01:17 AM
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Black Hand
Jul 30 2013, 01:18 AM
QUOTE(mALX @ Jul 29 2013, 05:04 PM) *

*snip*



Oh, Anvil...did like the house with it's 'secret room'. Put all teh dark things there,...like Svenja's body parts, black soul gems.

What? Why are you all looking at me like that? I played OB....
Elisabeth Hollow
Jul 30 2013, 01:19 AM
Nope.
Black Hand
Jul 30 2013, 01:20 AM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jul 29 2013, 05:19 PM) *

I wish the nine would console ME.

I'll have to be happy with six, though.



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Elisabeth Hollow
Jul 30 2013, 01:22 AM
Nope.
Black Hand
Jul 30 2013, 01:23 AM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jul 29 2013, 05:22 PM) *

I think my husband's rubbing off on me. (Not in the way I'd like, though)

He likes to take things too far XD



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King Of Beasts
Jul 30 2013, 01:24 AM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jul 29 2013, 08:19 PM) *

I wish the nine would console ME.

I'll have to be happy with six, though.


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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jul 29 2013, 08:22 PM) *

I think my husband's rubbing off on me. (Not in the way I'd like, though)

He likes to take things too far XD


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I.....

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I'm going with BH on this one here...
Elisabeth Hollow
Jul 30 2013, 01:31 AM
I'll stop, I'll stop XD
Black Hand
Jul 30 2013, 01:33 AM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jul 29 2013, 05:31 PM) *

I'll stop, I'll stop XD


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Elisabeth Hollow
Jul 30 2013, 01:34 AM
I'll edit my posts.
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