If I were to run, my angle would be:
"I don't come from wealth. In fact, I come from people just like you. I've seen people struggle to support their families. Working sixty to eighty hours a week just so they can make end's meet! And that's not how it should be! I'm here, not for the Corporate Giants or the One Percent, I'm here for the Common Man who needs more than to be swept under the rug by the Lobbyists! I'm here to give you, the people, a voice in how your government is run!"
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QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Sep 20 2013, 09:59 PM) 
I went off a bungy jump yelling 'fus ro dah', Zalph. If I can do that, you can do anything.
Also, you could totally work the 'good head on my shoulders angle'. That could win you a lot of votes.
But which one would he be talking about?
QUOTE(Zalphon @ Sep 21 2013, 03:04 AM)
If I were to run, my angle would be:
"I don't come from wealth. In fact, I come from people just like you. I've seen people struggle to support their families. Working sixty to eighty hours a week just so they can make end's meet! And that's not how it should be! I'm here, not for the Corporate Giants or the One Percent, I'm here for the Common Man who needs more than to be swept under the rug by the Lobbyists! I'm here to give you, the people, a voice in how your government is run!"
You're going to get voted in with that. Everyone is going to vote the crap out of you
*Chuckles* I'd run not for intent to lobby, but to be a voice of the Common Man. His voice should be a mighty roar that stifles all others, yet it is in recent years that he has gone mute.
QUOTE(Zalphon @ Sep 21 2013, 03:04 AM)
If I were to run, my angle would be:
"I don't come from wealth. In fact, I come from people just like you. I've seen people struggle to support their families. Working sixty to eighty hours a week just so they can make end's meet! And that's not how it should be! I'm here, not for the Corporate Giants or the One Percent, I'm here for the Common Man who needs more than to be swept under the rug by the Lobbyists! I'm here to give you, the people, a voice in how your government is run!"
*Finds himself on his feet, applauding heartily*...
Hell, I'd vote for you!!...
I think there's a group of Shoggoths using the back of my throat as a breeding ground right now. Urgh.
New place, new germs... ...
Ah education establishments...Bilogical warfare doesn't get tougher that this [/GreggWallace]... ...
...Ah education establishments...Bilogical warfare doesn't get tougher that this [/GreggWallace]...
...
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Sep 21 2013, 10:37 AM)
New place, new germs...
...Ah education establishments...Bilogical warfare doesn't get tougher that this [/GreggWallace]...
...*Desperately, desperately fights the urge to make a joke about Syria*
I'm an awful person!
QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Sep 20 2013, 09:32 PM)
I was considering incorporating it into the fic...seeing as the whole thing will eventually be on kind of a grand scale...
I can imagine like a young giant with stretchy arms and a straw hat going: "I'm gonna be King of the Giants!"
So we talking about Kendrick Lamar or something?
Haha...ha...no one?no one at all?ok then I'll take my hip hopidy else where.
My other roommate is hogging the bathroom 
I feel I'll. Sigh. My husband has a show (he's in a metal band) and I think I'm nervous FOR him, lol
What kinda music does he play anyway?
Uhhh...metal?
Oh.
Oh crap, I didn't see you already said what he played, lol
Red it:
Lol. My medicine makes me wobble when I stand
Oh crap, I didn't see you already said what he played, lol
Red it:
Lol. My medicine makes me wobble when I stand
People!!
Hi!
Hubster trying to install grand theft auto 5 and can't do it.
Habby, KOB?! lol
Habby, KOB?! lol
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 21 2013, 10:31 AM)
Hubster trying to fireproof grand theft auto 5 and can't, predict.
English. Speak proper English
I DID speak English! Just no words in the right spot lll
I can't read it 
There!!
I never said to fix it
But yeah. I'm happy
But yeah. I'm happy
Good! I like making you happy.
While your at it, will you destroy my neighbors? They're too loud
Sure, lol
Thank you
Yeeeeeeeppppppppppppp
These kids shows are seriously [censored] up. Lol
What are you watching?
I was watching spongebob.
Now I'm watching some show called Sanjay and Craig.
Now I'm watching some show called Sanjay and Craig.
He' watching me watching you watching him watching me watching him watching you watching me watching you watching him watching BENENES.
Problem?
Problem?
-head explodes-
-biggrin-
I still can't get the headphone jack out of the socket 
Hello, Elizabeth Hollow.
Hello, King of Beasts.
I don't think we've met.
Do you want me to introduce myself, or should you?
Hello, King of Beasts.
I don't think we've met.
Do you want me to introduce myself, or should you?
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Sep 21 2013, 10:04 AM)
Hello, Elizabeth Hollow.
Hello, King of Beasts.
I don't think we've met.
Do you want me to introduce myself, or should you?
You're precious!!!!
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Sep 21 2013, 11:04 AM)
Hello, Elizabeth Hollow.
Hello, King of Beasts.
I don't think we've met.
Do you want me to introduce myself, or should you?
Introduce yourself
I'm Celdryn Minan'Kherus, and I -
*sighs*
That guy isn't just cuttinf it anymore. I need to birth a more creepier character. So yeah! How's life treating ya, my notoriously nagging numbnuts?!
*sighs*
That guy isn't just cuttinf it anymore. I need to birth a more creepier character. So yeah! How's life treating ya, my notoriously nagging numbnuts?!
I have a sinus infection and my medicine makes my hyper 
Sinus infections are the epitome of suck.
I can definitely see that... from the house across you... with my binoculars... inconspicuously...
How about you, Lizzeh McThunderfart? What craziness is broiling in our hearts today?
How about you, Lizzeh McThunderfart? What craziness is broiling in our hearts today?
I love Celdryn! My phone's Swype even memorized it!
Sorry for the DP, but holy hookers! Its the Z-BOY himself!
Where have you been, Zalphonicus?!
Where have you been, Zalphonicus?!
Uleni, I have been living the harsh life of an adventurer. Traveling to lands far away and stranger than I ever thought imaginable. I've survived by my guile and a trusty pocket knife for the past few months as I've walked the horrors of the Shivering Isles.
But I return oncemore! I emerge, not a normal man! I emerge, a victor! A survivor! I am one of the few to ever survive the maddening nightmare that is Sheogorath!
On a serious note, I've been moving and getting life handled. Moved cross-country. Handling enlistment into the National Guard to pay for college. Just been doing a lot of stuff that took precedence over forums. But I'm back once again.
But I return oncemore! I emerge, not a normal man! I emerge, a victor! A survivor! I am one of the few to ever survive the maddening nightmare that is Sheogorath!
On a serious note, I've been moving and getting life handled. Moved cross-country. Handling enlistment into the National Guard to pay for college. Just been doing a lot of stuff that took precedence over forums. But I'm back once again.
Welcome back then!
Thank you, Your Majesty.
Then I bid you salud, and welcome you back! Its been far too long, Z!
@Lizzeh: I'm sure you'll regret those words once he cannibalizes Kayla and grounds her remains into dust, then snort her up his nose like some kind of moon sugar. Yep. He's that despicable.
@Lizzeh: I'm sure you'll regret those words once he cannibalizes Kayla and grounds her remains into dust, then snort her up his nose like some kind of moon sugar. Yep. He's that despicable.
I'm dying to play with fire, lol
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 20 2013, 06:14 PM)
Hey! I meant mirocu! Now I know why my stuff has been disappearing
But I like this idea! -takes mirocu's laptop-
Jokeīs on you, my friend! I donīt have a laptop!
That's fine. I'm taking your 'laptop' anyway
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