QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 21 2025, 04:01 PM) 
Stay on my good side and I'll send you a Toreador or Ventrue.
Stay on my goofy side and I'll send you a Malkavian.
Stay on my bad side and I'll send you a Nossie.
What will it be?
Nossie please!
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Stay on my good side and I'll send you a Toreador or Ventrue.
Stay on my goofy side and I'll send you a Malkavian.
Stay on my bad side and I'll send you a Nossie.
What will it be?
Nossie please!
Yes.
I guess we all have our kinks
You wanna stay in the sewers hacking computers?
You wanna stay in the sewers hacking computers?
Imalia is fire bro!
Also, they are sneaky!
Also, they are sneaky!
How come most of our conversations end up in VtM:B? 
Because VtMB is life.
I wanna punch Vandal in the face 
QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 22 2025, 02:46 AM)
I wanna punch Vandal in the face
Yeah he’s an a-hole
Did you get up to write that at 2.00AM?? 
Oh, yeah. Time zones. I forgot
Oh, yeah. Time zones. I forgot
I'm doing it again! Watching videos of driving through beautiful American neighbourhoods!
In a parallell universe I wanna live there
In a parallell universe I wanna live there
Those neighborhoods are probably ruled by draconian Home Owner’s Associations.
Home owner: “I just bought this home! It’s mine to do whatever I want with!
Home Owner’s Association: “Well hang on just a minute there big guy! Here’s a list of the covenants.”
Land of the free my patootee.
Home owner: “I just bought this home! It’s mine to do whatever I want with!
Home Owner’s Association: “Well hang on just a minute there big guy! Here’s a list of the covenants.”
Land of the free my patootee.
Not much going on here on my end, just waiting for payday so I can buy...this!!!
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Mar 23 2025, 11:20 PM)
Those neighborhoods are probably ruled by draconian Home Owner’s Associations.
Home owner: “I just bought this home! It’s mine to do whatever I want with!
Home Owner’s Association: “Well hang on just a minute there big guy! Here’s a list of the covenants.”
Land of the free my patootee.
Reminds me of that episode of the X-files where Mulder fakely moves into a house but some gits come up and tell him he can't move in past 8 PM. Pffh. If that was me I'd go "You may say that but my friends Smith and Wesson say otherwise"
QUOTE(Dark Reaper @ Mar 24 2025, 01:26 AM)
And THIS reminds me of the days when I could actually buy stuff online. Now it's become impossible because I don't have BankID which requires having a smartphone in the first place
QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 24 2025, 11:43 AM)
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Mar 23 2025, 11:20 PM)
Those neighborhoods are probably ruled by draconian Home Owner’s Associations.
Home owner: “I just bought this home! It’s mine to do whatever I want with!
Home Owner’s Association: “Well hang on just a minute there big guy! Here’s a list of the covenants.”
Land of the free my patootee.
Reminds me of that episode of the X-files where Mulder fakely moves into a house but some gits come up and tell him he can't move in past 8 PM. Pffh. If that was me I'd go "You may say that but my friends Smith and Wesson say otherwise"
You better also have a good lawyer if you go that route, lol
QUOTE(Dark Reaper @ Mar 23 2025, 07:26 PM)
That looks fun!
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Mar 24 2025, 05:58 PM)
You better also have a good lawyer if you go that route, lol
I know.
Again: pffh.
Land of the
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Mar 24 2025, 10:58 AM)
That looks fun!
I like to call it the Splinter Cell Special
! Hell I might go ahead and buy an airsoft FN 5.7 to go with it 
.As for my Famas. Though it may be just an entry level airsoft gun that's 100% plastic, it does get the job done, looks cool and possibly customizable if I can only figure out how to remove the plastic outer barrel and replace it with a metal one.
Nice return?
QUOTE(Sakiri @ Mar 25 2025, 06:24 PM)
Nice return?
And here I am, can't even get a pistol for self defense
But look at the bright side - no grannies'll be shooting your toodles.
I did shoot the Swedish k-pist at one point. Quite fun little burp gun 
QUOTE(Acadian @ Mar 26 2025, 11:48 AM)
But look at the bright side - no grannies'll be shooting your toodles.
QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 26 2025, 11:58 AM)
Neat!
It's not a good looking gun but it works. Very sensitive trigger; when shooting one round at a time and your concentration isn't 100%, the gun goes BRRRRRP and the mag is empty
For some reason an old joke popped into my mind last night. (No, I wasn't thinking about myself.) Here it is, as best as I can recollect it.
Two gentlemen are talking in a bar, reflecting on their home lives. The first mentions a recently departed favorite pet. The second responds:
"The wife and I have a pet skunk. It sleeps beneath our bed."
Gentleman 1: "Oh? What about the smell?"
Gentleman 2: "It'll get used to it. I did."
Two gentlemen are talking in a bar, reflecting on their home lives. The first mentions a recently departed favorite pet. The second responds:
"The wife and I have a pet skunk. It sleeps beneath our bed."
Gentleman 1: "Oh? What about the smell?"
Gentleman 2: "It'll get used to it. I did."
QUOTE(Decrepit @ Mar 27 2025, 08:34 AM)
For some reason an old joke popped into my mind last night. (No, I wasn't thinking about myself.) Here it is, as best as I can recollect it.
Two gentlemen are talking in a bar, reflecting on their home lives. The first mentions a recently departed favorite pet. The second responds:
"The wife and I have a pet skunk. It sleeps beneath our bed."
Gentleman 1: "Oh? What about the smell?"
Gentleman 2: "It'll get used to it. I did."
Why do I feel like that joke probably came from Rodney Dangerfield?
Decrepit the standup comedian
Also; Welp: another day off tomorrow due to having naff all to do. Thank goodness I get a nifty tax return later
Also also; is Florida gun friendly?
Also; Welp: another day off tomorrow due to having naff all to do. Thank goodness I get a nifty tax return later
Also also; is Florida gun friendly?
QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 27 2025, 10:51 AM)
Also also; is Florida gun friendly?
I think so. It’s no Texas, but it’s Governor is a Republican so I don’t think they have passed any strict gun control laws.
Good to know in case I need to ditch this joint and relocate
The Paladin is here!
What's shaking out in the desert?
Also; this is LITERALLY what sports casts sound like!
What's shaking out in the desert?
Also; this is LITERALLY what sports casts sound like!
QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 28 2025, 12:35 PM)
I've been mostly watching the calendar and counting down the days till payday.
Yeah we all do that but that's not an excuse not to be here and talk!
QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 29 2025, 08:52 AM)
Yeah we all do that but that's not an excuse not to be here and talk!
-Oh! Hey, Khajiit
Also; daylight savings time time, innit? 
Also also; I just found out how the actual ending of How I Met Your Mother was supposed to play out and now I'm pissed. That's right; I go to bed pissed off because that ending is so much better, makes so much more sense than what we really got and makes the whole boring, stupid ninth season redundant that I'm actually going to bed pissed off about a show that ended more than ten years ago.
Gdmmt.
Also also; I just found out how the actual ending of How I Met Your Mother was supposed to play out and now I'm pissed. That's right; I go to bed pissed off because that ending is so much better, makes so much more sense than what we really got and makes the whole boring, stupid ninth season redundant that I'm actually going to bed pissed off about a show that ended more than ten years ago.
Gdmmt.
QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 30 2025, 01:09 PM)
Also; daylight savings time time, innit?
Also also; I just found out how the actual ending of How I Met Your Mother was supposed to play out and now I'm pissed. That's right; I go to bed pissed off because that ending is so much better, makes so much more sense than what we really got and makes the whole boring, stupid ninth season redundant that I'm actually going to bed pissed off about a show that ended more than ten years ago.
Gdmmt.
Though I liked HIMYM I was a bit indifferent with the ending, seemed more like How I met your Aunt.
I’ve never seen it. Didn’t look interesting, IMO.
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Mar 31 2025, 04:29 PM)
I€™ve never seen it. Didn€™t look interesting, IMO.
Whaaaaaaa??
For some reason I was convinced you were an expert at that show!
@Reaps - That's because they went with the daft ending where Ted ends up with Robin (their "aunt") after their mother had died. They were supposed to have ended it at the train station where Ted ACTUALLY meets their mother holding her yellow umbrella. Ending the show THERE would have been perfect!
Might be thinking of me, birb. We used to do HIMYM banter at Haven.
QUOTE(Kane @ Mar 31 2025, 08:46 PM)
Might be thinking of me, birb. We used to do HIMYM banter at Haven.
Oh, yeah! That's right!
Miss that
Haaaaave ya met Ted?
Actually no. He's a fictional character that doesn't exi - Oh. You're just quoting Barney Stinson who in fact indeed is a real person playing Neil Patrick Harris on the show.
I think I got that right
I think I got that right
*Errhm*
I'm still waiting for it, Kane....
I'm still waiting for it, Kane....
This country is absurd.
I need mental health care and can't get it. Emergency psychiatry told me I have to wait for a doctor, despite wanting to just jump off the high coast bridge.
My husband has been laying on the floor for 90 minutes. I can't lift him. He can't assist in lifting. We've spoken to 112 emergency twice and a social worker twice. No one has come.
If this is how this country takes care of it's people I don't want to be here anymore.
I need mental health care and can't get it. Emergency psychiatry told me I have to wait for a doctor, despite wanting to just jump off the high coast bridge.
My husband has been laying on the floor for 90 minutes. I can't lift him. He can't assist in lifting. We've spoken to 112 emergency twice and a social worker twice. No one has come.
If this is how this country takes care of it's people I don't want to be here anymore.
This country is indeed in free fall to the bottom. With jet engines.
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 3 2025, 05:31 PM)
This country is indeed in free fall to the bottom. With jet engines.
You're not wrong.
They came after almost two hours.
I'm being pressured into cleaning the house, but cleaning here is very involved and there's just so much that needs done and I can't get help because I'm still able bodied. I just want to get a dumpster and load it. They want me to separate out every last xan and plastic wrapper for recycling.
You're legitimately telling someone who's having a mental breakdown that they need to clean "the right way" when they're struggling to do it at all?? What. The. Hell.
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