Full Version: The Everything Thread
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I hate yoga, it's [censored] stupid -_-
Besides, you know the joke about why men do yoga, right?
No, and I honestly don't care.
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Oct 24 2013, 03:43 PM) 
Besides, you know the joke about why men do yoga, right?
Please, do tell
*Runs away*
Fine. Donīt tell me then 
Hey, whereīs mr Badger?
I wanna talk to him about tractors! 
Hey, whereīs mr Badger?
I wanna talk to him about tractors!
QUOTE(mirocu @ Oct 24 2013, 03:20 PM)
Fine. Donīt tell me then
Well I was kind of expecting everyone to know it, and it seems that's not the case. To be honest it's not particularly funny. It's sort of similar to the reason why bald men shouldn't wear turtle neck jumpers, the sort of one liner that's only going to be blocked by the auto censor.
QUOTE(mirocu @ Oct 24 2013, 03:20 PM)
Hey, whereīs mr Badger?
I wanna talk to him about tractors! Loki's twisted scrotum!!!
That's as good as summoning him.
Now I really am out of here.
I think saying his name three times, like Beetlejuice, is more effective
McBadgere!
McBadgere!
McBadgere!
McBadgere!
McBadgere!
McBadgere!
I.can't forgive disney. Not since 1313 was cancelled.
*Lunges from shadows, slashing Darkness Eternal with lightsaber*
Heeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaadache 
Poor Kobby 
Drink lots o water. That might help. Oh, and stay away from the computer!
Drink lots o water. That might help. Oh, and stay away from the computer!
No 
My Chemical Romance will remedy this headache
My Chemical Romance will remedy this headache
Whatever you say
Good day at work?
Good day at work?
No
Too bad 
I brought home some firewood for my parents today. Made īem happy.
I brought home some firewood for my parents today. Made īem happy.
Some woman in china apparently had a spider living in her ear for five days.
NOPE. I DEFINATELY HATE SPIDERS
NOPE. I DEFINATELY HATE SPIDERS
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Oct 24 2013, 05:40 PM)
*Lunges from shadows, slashing Darkness Eternal with lightsaber*
Execute order 66.
-The clones sing a song about how their emotions are conflicted, and how they've never known love, then proceed to shoot all the Jedi in a cold and mechanical fashion-
QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Oct 24 2013, 09:00 PM)
-The clones sing a song about how their emotions are conflicted, and how they've never known love, then proceed to shoot all the Jedi in a cold and mechanical fashion-
Itīs pure wonder, isnīt it?
QUOTE(treydog @ Oct 23 2013, 09:21 PM)
A random observation...
My viewing of this medium called "television" has led me to conclude that the squirrel uprising is in full swing.
e.g.- search for "squirrels clipping coupons" or "squirrel Pepto Bismol"
I do appreciate the disclaimer in one of the latter advertisements which notes:
"Contracts with squirrels are not legally binding."
*mALX climbs up on soapbox*
"Squirrels of the world UNITE! Together we can take them all!"
Here we go again with the squirrels! 
QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Oct 24 2013, 07:56 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Oct 24 2013, 05:40 PM)
*Lunges from shadows, slashing Darkness Eternal with lightsaber*
Execute order 66.
Sorry, no prequels allowed in this thread, me and Mirocu sorted that out earlier.
You're on your own for this one Sith.
This goes for you too Rohirrim, don't make me add you to the list.
QUOTE(mirocu @ Oct 24 2013, 03:12 PM)
Here we go again with the squirrels!
You have a problem with squirrels?
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Oct 24 2013, 09:15 PM)
Sorry, no prequels allowed in this thread, me and Mirocu sorted that out earlier.
Damn straight
Some gems from the past are much better off undisturbed. Star Wars is one of them. Like cīmon, in Empire Strikes Back, Yoda talks about the Force being all around us, surrounding us. Being inside the trees and the rocks. And in the first prequel, whatever itīs called, they talk about something in Anakinīs blood!?? Like, where the f*** did that come from? Now itīs about DNA all of a sudden??
Edit: No mALX, I donīt have a problem with squirrels!
QUOTE(mirocu @ Oct 24 2013, 03:24 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Oct 24 2013, 09:15 PM)
Sorry, no prequels allowed in this thread, me and Mirocu sorted that out earlier.
Damn straight
Some gems from the past is much better off undisturbed. Star Wars is one of them. Like cīmon, in Empire Strikes Back, Yoda talk about the Force being all around us, surrounding us. And in the first prequel, whatever itīs called, they talk about something in Anakinīs blood!?? Like, where the f*** did that come from? Now itīs about DNA all of a sudden??
Midi-chlorines or whatever? Yeah, that's really stupid. It's like taking Buddhism and making it Scientology with thetan counts and stuff!
QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Oct 24 2013, 07:27 PM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Oct 24 2013, 03:24 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Oct 24 2013, 09:15 PM)
Sorry, no prequels allowed in this thread, me and Mirocu sorted that out earlier.
Damn straight
Some gems from the past is much better off undisturbed. Star Wars is one of them. Like cīmon, in Empire Strikes Back, Yoda talk about the Force being all around us, surrounding us. And in the first prequel, whatever itīs called, they talk about something in Anakinīs blood!?? Like, where the f*** did that come from? Now itīs about DNA all of a sudden??
Midi-chlorines or whatever? Yeah, that's really stupid. It's like taking Buddhism and making it Scientology with thetan counts and stuff!
My response to midi-chlorines and Lucas Arts for the prequels:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0
Great! We have Kiln on our side on this! I have to make my brother a member here too only so he (Kiln of course) can ban him (my brother of course) for defending the prequels!
I have to make my brother a member here too only so he (Kiln of course) can ban him (my brother of course) for defending the prequels!
The prequels were...eh...they were entertaining until Anakin became older and decided he wanted to whine and cry all of the time.
Of course, I'm a big fan of Natalie Portman. -drools-
Of course, I'm a big fan of Natalie Portman. -drools-
Star Wars Pinball is the best Star Wars game in years....not even being smug or joking it's actually really good.
QUOTE(ImperialSnob @ Oct 24 2013, 10:06 PM)
Star Wars Pinball is the best Star Wars game in years....not even being smug or joking it's actually really good.
Iīve played Rebellion. Pretty good strategy game and incredibly addicting
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Oct 24 2013, 09:05 PM)
Of course, I'm a big fan of Natalie Portman. -drools-
Who isn't?
QUOTE(mALX @ Oct 24 2013, 08:21 PM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Oct 24 2013, 03:12 PM)
Here we go again with the squirrels!
You have a problem with squirrels?
Pfft. Insanity Wolf would eat that thing!
QUOTE(mirocu @ Oct 24 2013, 08:24 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Oct 24 2013, 09:15 PM)
Sorry, no prequels allowed in this thread, me and Mirocu sorted that out earlier.
Yoda talks about the Force being all around us, surrounding us. Being inside the trees and the rocks. And in the first prequel, whatever itīs called, they talk about something in Anakinīs blood!?? Like, where the f*** did that come from? Now itīs about DNA all of a sudden??
Correction: It was Obi-Wan that said that.
Also, this video sums up the issues with the prequels and the Origin Trilogy quite nicely and its full of sarcasm.
QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Oct 24 2013, 11:07 PM)
Correction: It was Obi-Wan that said that.
Second correction: Yoda talked to Luke about it on Dagobah.
QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Oct 24 2013, 05:07 PM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Oct 24 2013, 08:21 PM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Oct 24 2013, 03:12 PM)
Here we go again with the squirrels!
You have a problem with squirrels?
Pfft. Insanity Wolf would eat that thing!
And THIS would eat Insanity Wolf:
HOLY [censored]!!!!
Um....I suddenly feel threatened, lol
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Oct 24 2013, 05:42 PM)
Um....I suddenly feel threatened, lol
I sorry.
I wouldn't want a squirrel like that in my backyard
And it's fine
And it's fine
QUOTE(mALX @ Oct 24 2013, 10:38 PM)
And THIS would eat Insanity Wolf:
If squirrels were like that . . .
Edit: That's a sexy werewolf, too. All weirdness aside, did you make this, mALX?
I for one welcome our new squirrel overlords.
And the only "real" Star Wars was the first one.
And the only "real" Star Wars was the first one.
Nothing can destroy Insanity Wolf...
...he is Eternal. ™
And he doesn't really get 'pitted against' anything.
This video kinda explains that.
"I'm sorry...is this [beep] crazy? If you guys got an actual crazy person for me to fight, that's not fair to me! Or him! What do you mean you can't find him? Where's my manager at?! Yo, Ste--URK!"
...he is Eternal. ™
And he doesn't really get 'pitted against' anything.
This video kinda explains that.
"I'm sorry...is this [beep] crazy? If you guys got an actual crazy person for me to fight, that's not fair to me! Or him! What do you mean you can't find him? Where's my manager at?! Yo, Ste--URK!"
The King of Beasts felt threatened by a weresquirrel??
My, my, my
My, my, my
Dude. It can climb , and bite the [censored] outta people. That's enough for me to feel threatened or challenged
Yeah, but itīs a beast, right? And youīre the king of beasts
As for meself, I just fly over it and drop pellets
As for meself, I just fly over it and drop pellets
Um...I don't think you drop pellets
Thatīs what birds do
Sooooooooo... Yesterday I went to the back room, and one of the guys passes me by and goes "Pssst."
"What?" I said.
"I missed you." He whispered as he passed by again. I laughed and say "Well, your fault because you never talk to me."
He goes "You're never back here!"
I laugh again and go "whatever."
He passes by when we're alone and goes "Meet me in the bathroom in ten minutes."
My jaw dropped and I laughed because I didn't know what to do lol. I planned on using the bathroom when I was finished in the back room but nooooooooope lol.
Then he kept passing by me going "I love you. You're beautiful." And good lord he was laying it on thick. Ive never had a guy mess with me so hard lol
"What?" I said.
"I missed you." He whispered as he passed by again. I laughed and say "Well, your fault because you never talk to me."
He goes "You're never back here!"
I laugh again and go "whatever."
He passes by when we're alone and goes "Meet me in the bathroom in ten minutes."
My jaw dropped and I laughed because I didn't know what to do lol. I planned on using the bathroom when I was finished in the back room but nooooooooope lol.
Then he kept passing by me going "I love you. You're beautiful." And good lord he was laying it on thick. Ive never had a guy mess with me so hard lol
How very subtle! Good for you, Liz!
Good for you, Liz!
QUOTE(mirocu @ Oct 25 2013, 06:25 AM)
Thatīs what birds do
Er, no-no, they sure don't leave pellets. Birds go "splat" - something that looks like liquid "White Out" filled with little shredded blueberry looking lumps.
QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Oct 24 2013, 05:53 PM)
If squirrels were like that . . .
Edit: That's a sexy werewolf, too. All weirdness aside, did you make this, mALX?
No, I think the only thing I've ever actually done was draw a ravaged brick wall in front of a rabid otter for Blackie in one of our wars.
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Oct 24 2013, 08:21 PM)
This video kinda explains that.
"I'm sorry...is this [beep] crazy? If you guys got an actual crazy person for me to fight, that's not fair to me! Or him! What do you mean you can't find him? Where's my manager at?! Yo, Ste--URK!"
SPEW !!! That vid was hilarious!
*
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Oct 25 2013, 06:41 AM)
Sooooooooo... Yesterday I went to the back room, and one of the guys passes me by and goes "Pssst."
"What?" I said.
"I missed you." He whispered as he passed by again. I laughed and say "Well, your fault because you never talk to me."
He goes "You're never back here!"
I laugh again and go "whatever."
He passes by when we're alone and goes "Meet me in the bathroom in ten minutes."
My jaw dropped and I laughed because I didn't know what to do lol. I planned on using the bathroom when I was finished in the back room but nooooooooope lol.
Then he kept passing by me going "I love you. You're beautiful." And good lord he was laying it on thick. Ive never had a guy mess with me so hard lol
Better check the bathroom for "peep holes" - he might be seeing you in the bathroom in a way you don't know.
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