But.... but... It´s Whitney Goddamn Port!! I actually emailed compliments to her and someone responded to me, thanking me on her behalf!
I know how to find them. *Oh, yeah
*Is to be read in the voice of Duffman
I've seen prettier women. MUCH prettier.
This girl? She's eh
mirocu
Jul 25 2013, 05:43 PM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jul 25 2013, 06:40 PM)
I've seen prettier women. MUCH prettier.
This girl? She's eh
Awright. I´m comin´ over to shot you myself!
King Of Beasts
Jul 25 2013, 05:44 PM
QUOTE(mirocu @ Jul 25 2013, 12:43 PM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jul 25 2013, 06:40 PM)
I've seen prettier women. MUCH prettier.
This girl? She's eh
Awright. I´m comin´ over to shot you myself!
You can't. I'm already dead
mirocu
Jul 25 2013, 05:47 PM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jul 25 2013, 06:44 PM)
You can't. I'm already dead
D´OH! I forgot! *facepalm*
But seriously, there is something wrong with you if you think she´s eh
King Of Beasts
Jul 25 2013, 05:47 PM
QUOTE(mirocu @ Jul 25 2013, 12:47 PM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jul 25 2013, 06:44 PM)
You can't. I'm already dead
D´OH! I forgot! *facepalm*
But seriously, there is something wrong with you if you think she´s eh
I'm not saying she's ugly! She's pretty, just eh pretty though
mirocu
Jul 25 2013, 05:50 PM
This has happened to me before, only then I was the one calling a girl eh. I think I like her more than you because I have seen her so many times and sort of established a relationship with her.
King Of Beasts
Jul 25 2013, 05:52 PM
QUOTE(mirocu @ Jul 25 2013, 12:50 PM)
This has happened to me before, only then I was the one calling a girl eh. I think I like her more than you because I have seen her so many times and sort of established a relationship with her.
I just don't think she's that pretty
mirocu
Jul 25 2013, 05:54 PM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jul 25 2013, 06:52 PM)
I just don't think she's that pretty
Because you don´t know her. Like I do
Elisabeth Hollow
Jul 25 2013, 05:56 PM
She's pretty. But I prefer redheads.
mirocu
Jul 25 2013, 05:56 PM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jul 25 2013, 06:56 PM)
She's pretty. But I prefer redheads.
Naturally!
King Of Beasts
Jul 25 2013, 05:58 PM
QUOTE(mirocu @ Jul 25 2013, 12:54 PM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jul 25 2013, 06:52 PM)
I just don't think she's that pretty
Because you don´t know her. Like I do
Oh, whatever. This argument is invalid
mirocu
Jul 25 2013, 06:00 PM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jul 25 2013, 06:58 PM)
Oh, whatever. This argument is invalid
Oh, but it´s true. If you know someone (in whatever way) and like her, chances are higher that you will think she´s prettier than another guy who doesn´t know her.
Fact. And the siggy stands
Elisabeth Hollow
Jul 25 2013, 06:02 PM
QUOTE(mirocu @ Jul 25 2013, 11:56 AM)
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jul 25 2013, 06:56 PM)
She's pretty. But I prefer redheads.
Naturally!
Hahaha! I'm just not into blondes!
You know what they say: You can sleep with a blonde, you can sleep with a brunette, but you will NEVER sleep with a redhead! XD
mirocu
Jul 25 2013, 06:03 PM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jul 25 2013, 07:02 PM)
You know what they say: You can sleep with a blonde, you can sleep with a brunette, but you will NEVER sleep with a redhead! XD
Oh, behave!
Elisabeth Hollow
Jul 25 2013, 06:07 PM
I have to be back now
mirocu
Jul 25 2013, 06:08 PM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jul 25 2013, 07:07 PM)
I have to be back now
All while no one wants to pay me for doing anything
Have fun, Liz!
King Of Beasts
Jul 25 2013, 06:13 PM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jul 25 2013, 01:07 PM)
I have to be back now
Bye Liz
mirocu
Jul 25 2013, 06:22 PM
Today it has been too goddamn hot, but thankfully some rain and thunder made the process short with it. Too bad it was too little rain and too little thunder though
King Of Beasts
Jul 25 2013, 06:24 PM
QUOTE(mirocu @ Jul 25 2013, 01:22 PM)
Today it has been too goddamn hot, but thankfully some rain and thunder made the process short with it. Too bad it was too little rain and too little thunder though
It's cold over here, lol. And raining.
Black Hand
Jul 25 2013, 06:25 PM
QUOTE(mirocu @ Jul 25 2013, 10:22 AM)
Today it has been too goddamn hot, but thankfully some rain and thunder made the process short with it. Too bad it was too little rain and too little thunder though
Don't you worry, child! Heaven's got a plan for that.
You should not have revealed your weakness! Now I know....now I know.
mirocu
Jul 25 2013, 06:31 PM
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Jul 25 2013, 07:25 PM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Jul 25 2013, 10:22 AM)
Today it has been too goddamn hot, but thankfully some rain and thunder made the process short with it. Too bad it was too little rain and too little thunder though
Don't you worry, child! Heaven's got a plan for that.
*A-haa!
*Is to be read in the voice of the ostrich from Family Guy
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Jul 25 2013, 07:25 PM)
You should not have revealed your weakness! Now I know....now I know.
What, warmth? Everyone already knows that!
King Of Beasts
Jul 25 2013, 06:59 PM
I'm so bored
ImperialSnob
Jul 25 2013, 09:04 PM
QUOTE(mirocu @ Jul 25 2013, 07:46 AM)
What the hell is wrong with you guys?!?
When someone´s in a headlock, you´re supposed to nudge the noggin´! ----
Saw this girl I like today, but she was with her entire family so I didn´t want to ask for her number...
No when you have them in a headlock you hit em with the bulldog.
Grits
Jul 25 2013, 09:42 PM
So apparently when shopping with teenagers one should NOT say “Turn left at the giant nipple” even when that exactly describes how to get to the fitting rooms.
Elisabeth Hollow
Jul 25 2013, 10:07 PM
QUOTE(Grits @ Jul 25 2013, 03:42 PM)
So apparently when shopping with teenagers one should NOT say “Turn left at the giant nipple” even when that exactly describes how to get to the fitting rooms.
Haha!
"Mooooooom, don't say nipple!!"
King Coin
Jul 26 2013, 04:54 AM
QUOTE(Grits @ Jul 25 2013, 03:42 PM)
So apparently when shopping with teenagers one should NOT say “Turn left at the giant nipple” even when that exactly describes how to get to the fitting rooms.
I don't know, that sounds exactly what you should say. Especially if they are male.
mALX
Jul 26 2013, 05:02 AM
QUOTE(Grits @ Jul 25 2013, 04:42 PM)
So apparently when shopping with teenagers one should NOT say “Turn left at the giant nipple” even when that exactly describes how to get to the fitting rooms.
What I wonder about this is, what kind of store has a giant nipple as decor around the fitting rooms anyway? And why do I have images of some cheesy Woody Allen flick?
ThatSkyrimGuy
Jul 26 2013, 05:41 AM
QUOTE(mALX @ Jul 25 2013, 11:02 PM)
QUOTE(Grits @ Jul 25 2013, 04:42 PM)
So apparently when shopping with teenagers one should NOT say “Turn left at the giant nipple” even when that exactly describes how to get to the fitting rooms.
What I wonder about this is, what kind of store has a giant nipple as decor around the fitting rooms anyway? And why do I have images of some cheesy Woody Allen flick?
...off to the nipple room with a robot version of Annie Hall? ROFL!
mALX
Jul 26 2013, 05:44 AM
QUOTE(ThatSkyrimGuy @ Jul 26 2013, 12:41 AM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Jul 25 2013, 11:02 PM)
QUOTE(Grits @ Jul 25 2013, 04:42 PM)
So apparently when shopping with teenagers one should NOT say “Turn left at the giant nipple” even when that exactly describes how to get to the fitting rooms.
What I wonder about this is, what kind of store has a giant nipple as decor around the fitting rooms anyway? And why do I have images of some cheesy Woody Allen flick?
...off to the nipple room with a robot version of Annie Hall? ROFL!
"Uh, I take it these are the women's dressing rooms?" (I wonder what they use to indicate the men's dressing rooms then?)
"Mommy, why does that giant loaf of bread have a hat on top?"
Grits
Jul 26 2013, 05:48 AM
It was one of those stores with huge photos of near naked gorgeous young people that somehow are supposed to make me want to buy their clothes. Admittedly they do have nice fitting plain (and cheap) T shirts.
Also it smelled like crap in there. It always smells like too much perfume, but this time it smelled like perfume with a poo tucked into one of the fake plants.
mALX
Jul 26 2013, 05:53 AM
QUOTE(Grits @ Jul 26 2013, 12:48 AM)
It was one of those stores with huge photos of near naked gorgeous young people that somehow are supposed to make me want to buy their clothes. Admittedly they do have nice fitting plain (and cheap) T shirts.
Also it smelled like crap in there. It always smells like too much perfume, but this time it smelled like perfume with a poo tucked into one of the fake plants.
Did it smell like a giant sweaty nipple?
mirocu
Jul 26 2013, 11:00 AM
QUOTE(Grits @ Jul 25 2013, 10:42 PM)
So apparently when shopping with teenagers one should NOT say “Turn left at the giant nipple” even when that exactly describes how to get to the fitting rooms.
To quote Liz: Bwahahahaha!
King Of Beasts
Jul 26 2013, 12:35 PM
Augh! It's so damn cold! Where'd the heat go
Grits
Jul 26 2013, 01:40 PM
QUOTE(mALX @ Jul 26 2013, 12:53 AM)
Did it smell like a giant sweaty nipple?
Lol. I wish.
mirocu
Jul 26 2013, 02:41 PM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jul 26 2013, 01:35 PM)
Augh! It's so damn cold! Where'd the heat go
Over here, I´d say. You can have it if you want!
King Of Beasts
Jul 26 2013, 03:33 PM
QUOTE(mirocu @ Jul 26 2013, 09:41 AM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jul 26 2013, 01:35 PM)
Augh! It's so damn cold! Where'd the heat go
Over here, I´d say. You can have it if you want!
Give it back
Elisabeth Hollow
Jul 26 2013, 03:39 PM
It was actually cool enough today to where it didn't feel like I was blasting a heater in my face when I rolled the windows down. I think my car being out of gas was a good thing for me. I'm used to the heat now.
King Of Beasts
Jul 26 2013, 03:42 PM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jul 26 2013, 10:39 AM)
It was actually cool enough today to where it didn't feel like I was blasting a heater in my face when I rolled the windows down. I think my car being out of gas was a good thing for me. I'm used to the heat now.
That's good. But when winter comes, you're gonna be beggin' for summer to come back, lol
Elisabeth Hollow
Jul 26 2013, 03:46 PM
Probably XD
King Of Beasts
Jul 26 2013, 03:49 PM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jul 26 2013, 10:46 AM)
Probably XD
Honestly, you'd probably be curled up under a balanket freezing your ass off if you were in ct. It's cold
Elisabeth Hollow
Jul 26 2013, 03:59 PM
How cold it is there?
King Of Beasts
Jul 26 2013, 04:00 PM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jul 26 2013, 10:59 AM)
How cold it is there?
It's supposed to be 72°.
It feels like 50°
Elisabeth Hollow
Jul 26 2013, 04:04 PM
It's 79° F here. Big jump from the 95℉.yesterday lol
King Of Beasts
Jul 26 2013, 04:07 PM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jul 26 2013, 11:04 AM)
It's 79° F here. Big jump from the 95℉.yesterday lol
It felt the same yesterday is it does today, lol.
Fall is coming
mirocu
Jul 26 2013, 04:12 PM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jul 26 2013, 04:42 PM)
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jul 26 2013, 10:39 AM)
It was actually cool enough today to where it didn't feel like I was blasting a heater in my face when I rolled the windows down. I think my car being out of gas was a good thing for me. I'm used to the heat now.
That's good. But when winter comes, you're gonna be beggin' for summer to come back, lol
I won´t. Trust me
King Of Beasts
Jul 26 2013, 04:13 PM
QUOTE(mirocu @ Jul 26 2013, 11:12 AM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jul 26 2013, 04:42 PM)
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jul 26 2013, 10:39 AM)
It was actually cool enough today to where it didn't feel like I was blasting a heater in my face when I rolled the windows down. I think my car being out of gas was a good thing for me. I'm used to the heat now.
That's good. But when winter comes, you're gonna be beggin' for summer to come back, lol
I won´t. Trust me
I know
Elisabeth Hollow
Jul 26 2013, 04:28 PM
We'll still be wearing shorts until December, lol
King Of Beasts
Jul 26 2013, 04:31 PM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jul 26 2013, 11:28 AM)
We'll still be wearing shorts until December, lol
Okay. Now Im jealous of Texas, lol
mirocu
Jul 26 2013, 04:34 PM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jul 26 2013, 05:28 PM)
We'll still be wearing shorts until December, lol
I used to know a guy who did that all winter! But he was not right in the head, poor fellow
Elisabeth Hollow
Jul 26 2013, 04:35 PM
Don't, because when the renaissance festival comes here, we're miserable lol
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