King Of Beasts
Aug 12 2013, 11:29 PM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Aug 12 2013, 06:27 PM)

True.
Sigh. I should probably go buy some khaki shorts or something. It gets hot in that store.
You should. The heat can drag you down and make work even more irritating, especially when you're tired.
Elisabeth Hollow
Aug 12 2013, 11:31 PM
Too bad I've got ugly, scarred and bruised-up legs XD
King Of Beasts
Aug 12 2013, 11:34 PM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Aug 12 2013, 06:31 PM)

Too bad I've got ugly, scarred and bruised-up legs XD
Who cares? Show your battle wounds
Elisabeth Hollow
Aug 12 2013, 11:35 PM
Ugh, no thanks, lol.
King Of Beasts
Aug 12 2013, 11:36 PM
Okay, suit yourself, lol.
Elisabeth Hollow
Aug 12 2013, 11:38 PM
You know what I WOULD wear, though? Spaghetti strap shirt. You know why, just shhhh XD
King Of Beasts
Aug 12 2013, 11:39 PM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Aug 12 2013, 06:38 PM)

You know what I WOULD wear, though? Spaghetti strap shirt. You know why, just shhhh XD

Why don't you do that? And shorts?
Elisabeth Hollow
Aug 12 2013, 11:45 PM
Because people would be really confused abut my body shape XD
"Hey top is magnificent, but her bottom...Why, god? WHY?" XD
King Of Beasts
Aug 12 2013, 11:46 PM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Aug 12 2013, 06:45 PM)

Because people would be really confused abut my body shape XD
"Hey top is magnificent, but her bottom...Why, god? WHY?" XD

What, are your legs disproportionate to the rest of your body or something?
Elisabeth Hollow
Aug 13 2013, 12:17 AM
I don't want to talk about this anymore, it's getting on the level of a personal PM lol
Black Hand
Aug 13 2013, 12:21 AM
Unless it involves a corset, in which case...the public has a right to know.
And see.
King Of Beasts
Aug 13 2013, 12:24 AM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Aug 12 2013, 07:17 PM)

I don't want to talk about this anymore, it's getting on the level of a personal PM lol
Okay, lol.
So. Anyone know how to get a bird out of the chimney? Lol
mALX
Aug 13 2013, 12:27 AM
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Aug 12 2013, 07:21 PM)

Unless it involves a corset, in which case...the public has a right to know.
And see.
Are we getting back onto this? Do I have to post the picture of the dolphin in a corset again? Lol.
mALX
Aug 13 2013, 12:29 AM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 12 2013, 07:24 PM)

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Aug 12 2013, 07:17 PM)

I don't want to talk about this anymore, it's getting on the level of a personal PM lol
Okay, lol.
So. Anyone know how to get a bird out of the chimney? Lol
Close the damper and throw a snake down in the chimney. When the tweeting stops, light a good fire and then when it is starting to come out of the fireplace, open the damper. Bird gone, and snake steaks for supper.
Black Hand
Aug 13 2013, 12:49 AM
QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 12 2013, 04:27 PM)

Are we getting back onto this? Do I have to post the picture of the dolphin in a corset again? Lol.
While some things cannot be unseen, you will never ruin the Corset for me Mrs. mALX. I've simply seen things that I will gladly never unsee in them.
I take your dirty-mindedness, and substitute a superior level of
appealing dirty-mindedness.
mALX
Aug 13 2013, 01:06 AM
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Aug 12 2013, 07:49 PM)

QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 12 2013, 04:27 PM)

Are we getting back onto this? Do I have to post the picture of the dolphin in a corset again? Lol.
While some things cannot be unseen, you will never ruin the Corset for me Mrs. mALX. I've simply seen things that I will gladly never unsee in them.
I take your dirty-mindedness, and substitute a superior level of
appealing dirty-mindedness.

I see your spit, and raise you one dog in a corset:
King Of Beasts
Aug 13 2013, 01:26 AM
I'm so confused
mALX
Aug 13 2013, 01:30 AM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 12 2013, 08:26 PM)

I'm so confused

The corset is on his face. Okay, I'll bring the fish back:
http://img0.etsystatic.com/015/1/6031166/i...121068_2iim.jpg
King Of Beasts
Aug 13 2013, 01:34 AM
QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 12 2013, 08:30 PM)

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 12 2013, 08:26 PM)

I'm so confused

The corset is on his face. Okay, I'll bring the fish back:
http://img0.etsystatic.com/015/1/6031166/i...121068_2iim.jpgWhat am I looking at
mALX
Aug 13 2013, 01:40 AM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 12 2013, 08:34 PM)

QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 12 2013, 08:30 PM)

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 12 2013, 08:26 PM)

I'm so confused

The corset is on his face. Okay, I'll bring the fish back:
http://img0.etsystatic.com/015/1/6031166/i...121068_2iim.jpgWhat am I looking at

You don't want to know, lol. I have a picture of me in one, but ... not posting it, lol.
King Of Beasts
Aug 13 2013, 01:46 AM
QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 12 2013, 08:40 PM)

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 12 2013, 08:34 PM)

QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 12 2013, 08:30 PM)

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 12 2013, 08:26 PM)

I'm so confused

The corset is on his face. Okay, I'll bring the fish back:
http://img0.etsystatic.com/015/1/6031166/i...121068_2iim.jpgWhat am I looking at

You don't want to know, lol. I have a picture of me in one, but ... not posting it, lol.

Okay, lol
Kiln
Aug 13 2013, 02:16 AM
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Aug 12 2013, 11:21 PM)

Unless it involves a corset, in which case...the public has a right to know.
And see.
Black Hand
Aug 13 2013, 02:28 AM
mALX
Aug 13 2013, 02:33 AM
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Aug 12 2013, 09:28 PM)

Hey, no fancy writing!
Black Hand
Aug 13 2013, 02:42 AM
Harumph. To the tune of Lonely Islands possibly-too-raunchy-for-this-forum song.
Featuring Akon
Sometimes (Oh-oh-ohhh)
Something beautiful happens in this world (Akon! )
You don't know how to express yourself, so
You just gotta sing
I've seen a hot chick in a corset!
And it looked so good (looked so good)
A woman let me see her in ooone
I've seen a chick in a corset
And I'll never go back (Never go back)
To the not-seein-them ways of the past
Have you ever seen a corset? I have!
It looked so good on a woman and not Tim Curry
A girl let me see it, and there was no hurry
Seeing a corset should make a nice man out the meanest
Never guess where I just came from, I saw a corset
If I had to describe the feelin', it was the best
When I saw the corset on a girl
And I called my parents right after I was done
Oh, hey, didn't see you there, guess what I just did?
Had a recollection of a corset encounter
(Was sure nice of her to let you see that)
Nice of any girl ever (Now sing)
I just saw a corset-clad female(Ay)
And it looked so good (Felt so good)
A woman let me see her in a corset (et)
I wanna tell the world
To be honest, I'm surprised she even let me see it
(Doesn't really make sense) But man, screw it
(I ain't one to argue with a good thing) She could be my wife!
(That good?) The best half-an-hour of my life!
I'm so humbled by a girl's ability to let me see that
'Cause honestly, I'd look at a corset on a pile of manure
With that in mind, a soft, nice-smellin' girl's better
Plus she let me wear my chain and my turtleneck sweaters
So this one's dedicated to them girls
That let us see them in those thangs
If you're near or far, whether short or tall
We wanna thank you all for lettin' us see that
She kept lookin' at her watch (Doesn't matter, saw corset! )
But I cried the whole time (Doesn't matter, saw corset! )
I think she might've been a racist (Doesn't matter, saw corset! )
She put a bag on my head (Still counts! )
I just saw corset (Ay)
And my dreams came true (Dreams came true)
So if you seen corset in the last five years
Then you qualified to sing with me
I just saw corset (Everybody sing! )
And it looked so good (We all saw! )
A woman let me see it on her
I just saw corsee-eeeee-eeeet (I just saw corset)
And I'll never go back (Never go back)
To the not-seein'-corset ways of the past
Elisabeth Hollow
Aug 13 2013, 03:04 AM
Hahahahahaha!!!!
mALX
Aug 13 2013, 03:10 AM
First off, I love LOVE Lonely Island from what I've seen on SNL, lol. So changing their lyrics is not an option.
Like singing "Mr. Wee Wee in a Box," or "Whizzed in my Plants," etc, Lol.
Kiln
Aug 13 2013, 03:50 AM
Lonely island is awesome. Also, corsets are awesome.
This opinion by Kiln does not represent the opinions of Chorrol forums or staff. Void in the US, Canada, and basically everywhere.
mALX
Aug 13 2013, 03:52 AM
QUOTE(Kiln @ Aug 12 2013, 10:50 PM)

Lonely island is awesome. Also, corsets are awesome.
This opinion by Kiln does not represent the opinions of Chorrol forums or staff. Void in the US, Canada, and basically everywhere.
This message approved by mALX
King Of Beasts
Aug 13 2013, 04:24 AM
Everyone just...disappeared


-runs off to cause trouble-
mALX
Aug 13 2013, 04:38 AM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 12 2013, 11:24 PM)

Everyone just...disappeared


-runs off to cause trouble-
King Of Beasts
Aug 13 2013, 04:45 AM
QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 12 2013, 11:38 PM)

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 12 2013, 11:24 PM)

Everyone just...disappeared


-runs off to cause trouble-

Wanna join me?
mALX
Aug 13 2013, 04:48 AM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 12 2013, 11:45 PM)

QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 12 2013, 11:38 PM)

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 12 2013, 11:24 PM)

Everyone just...disappeared


-runs off to cause trouble-

Wanna join me?

I'm already there waiting for you to catch up, lol.
King Of Beasts
Aug 13 2013, 04:50 AM
QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 12 2013, 11:48 PM)

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 12 2013, 11:45 PM)

QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 12 2013, 11:38 PM)

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 12 2013, 11:24 PM)

Everyone just...disappeared


-runs off to cause trouble-

Wanna join me?

I'm already there waiting for you to catch up, lol.
I'll be there soon

I can't sleep, lol
mALX
Aug 13 2013, 04:54 AM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 12 2013, 11:50 PM)

I'll be there soon

I can't sleep, lol
I'm feeding the kennel of hunting dogs, will return with Boo Boo to ride shotgun!
King Of Beasts
Aug 13 2013, 04:54 AM
Return soon! I'll slowly limp the rest of the way, lol
mALX
Aug 13 2013, 05:00 AM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 12 2013, 11:54 PM)

Return soon! I'll slowly limp the rest of the way, lol
Did you hurt your leg? Have you been in the kitchen? Urk. Maybe you can ride on Boo Boo.
King Of Beasts
Aug 13 2013, 05:01 AM
QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 13 2013, 12:00 AM)

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 12 2013, 11:54 PM)

Return soon! I'll slowly limp the rest of the way, lol
Did you hurt your leg? Have you been in the kitchen? Urk. Maybe you can ride on Boo Boo.
Yeah I hurt my leg. At 3 am in the morning looking for a snack. I tripped over the table in the living room

Id appreciate if I could ride on Boo Boo
mALX
Aug 13 2013, 05:07 AM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 13 2013, 12:01 AM)

QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 13 2013, 12:00 AM)

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 12 2013, 11:54 PM)

Return soon! I'll slowly limp the rest of the way, lol
Did you hurt your leg? Have you been in the kitchen? Urk. Maybe you can ride on Boo Boo.
Yeah I hurt my leg. At 3 am in the morning looking for a snack. I tripped over the table in the living room

Id appreciate if I could ride on Boo Boo

Okay, she's on her way after a quick stop for a snack:
King Of Beasts
Aug 13 2013, 05:10 AM
QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 13 2013, 12:07 AM)

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 13 2013, 12:01 AM)

QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 13 2013, 12:00 AM)

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 12 2013, 11:54 PM)

Return soon! I'll slowly limp the rest of the way, lol
Did you hurt your leg? Have you been in the kitchen? Urk. Maybe you can ride on Boo Boo.
Yeah I hurt my leg. At 3 am in the morning looking for a snack. I tripped over the table in the living room

Id appreciate if I could ride on Boo Boo

Okay, she's on her way after a quick stop for a snack:

Thaaaank yooooou mALX!

Ooh! Maybe she can get rid of the raccoon at my old house
mALX
Aug 13 2013, 05:17 AM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 13 2013, 12:10 AM)

QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 13 2013, 12:07 AM)

Okay, she's on her way after a quick stop for a snack:

Thaaaank yooooou mALX!

Ooh! Maybe she can get rid of the raccoon at my old house

Okay, she's looking now:


GAAAAAH! No no Boo Boo, that's not a raccoon!

*
King Of Beasts
Aug 13 2013, 05:21 AM

Be be careful! Wild boars are mean as [censored]!
mALX
Aug 13 2013, 05:24 AM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 13 2013, 12:21 AM)


Be be careful! Wild boars are mean as [censored]!

Meaner than this?

(and you are right, they can still be killed even with the protective gear on).
King Of Beasts
Aug 13 2013, 05:27 AM
QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 13 2013, 12:24 AM)

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 13 2013, 12:21 AM)


Be be careful! Wild boars are mean as [censored]!

Meaner than this?

I think those are equal. I feel bad for the boar though, lol.
I know. Those boars can really hurt you with those tusks.
mALX
Aug 13 2013, 05:31 AM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 13 2013, 12:27 AM)

QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 13 2013, 12:24 AM)

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 13 2013, 12:21 AM)


Be be careful! Wild boars are mean as [censored]!

Meaner than this?

(and you are right, they can still be killed even with the protective gear on).
I think those are equal. I feel bad for the boar though, lol.
I know. Those boars can really hurt you with those tusks.
Yes, they can broadside a dog and pop their heart even at under 20 pounds and no tusks. They are wicked, and we have a lot of them wild in the mountains here.
Oh, Boo Boo is trying to hitch a ride on a horse to get to you quicker:
King Of Beasts
Aug 13 2013, 05:34 AM
QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 13 2013, 12:31 AM)

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 13 2013, 12:27 AM)

QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 13 2013, 12:24 AM)

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 13 2013, 12:21 AM)


Be be careful! Wild boars are mean as [censored]!

Meaner than this?

(and you are right, they can still be killed even with the protective gear on).
I think those are equal. I feel bad for the boar though, lol.
I know. Those boars can really hurt you with those tusks.
Yes, they can broadside a dog and pop their heart even at under 20 pounds and no tusks. They are wicked, and we have a lot of them wild in the mountains here.
Boars can be a common thing in the backwoods of Kentucky. They're mean too, especially when they're cornered. Bastards will do whatever it takes to escape, if you can even manage to corner them.
And yay!
mALX
Aug 13 2013, 05:39 AM
Where I live borders Kentucky, we've got a LOT of them. I've been scared nearly to peeing my pants twice by running into them while camping and hiking. (and a few more times by running into black bears, lol).
No Boo Boo! That's not a horse!
King Of Beasts
Aug 13 2013, 05:42 AM
QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 13 2013, 12:39 AM)

Where I live borders Kentucky, we've got a LOT of them. I've been scared nearly to peeing my pants twice by running into them while camping and hiking. (and a few more times by running into black bears, lol).
No Boo Boo! That's not a horse!

I remember one got trapped in our backyard when I was little. My mom flipped when I ran outside and tried to pet it

Ooh! She can bring the cow! I'll have fresh milk every morning
mALX
Aug 13 2013, 06:02 AM
By the way, the first picture of a dog in a tree = Boo Boo's grandfather, the late Crane Strike 2 (Double Ott Catahoula) - he was 15' up in that tree.
He is also the dog on the hog - the one with the balls on the right; and is also the one facing down the cow.
The second dog in the tree is Boo Boo's other grandfather, Stones Throw's Colby G, (the former Cowhouse Catahoula).
The dog hearding the horse = my stud dog's grandmother, CH Sweitzer's Roux (Double Ott Catahoula)
(My dog's bloodlines are outstanding).
King Of Beasts
Aug 13 2013, 06:06 AM
Wow, really?
That's amazing!
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