mALX
Sep 16 2013, 03:28 AM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 15 2013, 10:21 PM)

?!
I'm not even gonna try to....

The seat up means someone doesn't want germs by sitting on a dirty toilet seat that only the gods know who sat on it before them.
I personally do not sit on public toilets no matter what - I stand, hover, climb ontop of the damn thing like a chimpanzee - anything I have to, but won't sit.
(however, if I made a mess I would absolutely clean it up). From what I've witnessed with my husband and sons growing up, I'd say my aim is better than most men.
King Of Beasts
Sep 16 2013, 03:29 AM
I usually don't gotta sit, lol
Uleni Athram
Sep 16 2013, 03:29 AM
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 16 2013, 11:28 AM)

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 15 2013, 10:21 PM)

?!
I'm not even gonna try to....

The seat up means someone doesn't want germs by sitting on a dirty toilet seat that only the gods know who sat on it before them.
I personally do not sit on public toilets no matter what - I stand, hover, climb ontop of the damn thing like a chimpanzee - anything I have to, but won't sit.

Funny. I do that too!
Keheheheheh!
Elisabeth Hollow
Sep 16 2013, 03:30 AM
Sanitizing wipes in my pocket, fools!
King Of Beasts
Sep 16 2013, 03:33 AM
I'm glad I rarely have to sit on public toilet seats
mALX
Sep 16 2013, 03:33 AM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 15 2013, 10:30 PM)

Sanitizing wipes in my pocket, fools!
Those sanitizing wipes won't stop scurvy crotch-cricket bugs from jumping on you if someone left some behind, or stop snakes from popping their heads out of the toilet drain and biting your butt. (saw the snakes in the toilet on some documentary).
mALX
Sep 16 2013, 03:34 AM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 15 2013, 10:33 PM)

I'm glad I rarely have to sit on public toilet seats

Us girls don't have your handy hoses to aim stuff around from 5' away.
Uleni Athram
Sep 16 2013, 03:35 AM
*noogies all of you using my tongue*
SO YEAH!
mALX
Sep 16 2013, 03:35 AM
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Sep 15 2013, 10:29 PM)

QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 16 2013, 11:28 AM)

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 15 2013, 10:21 PM)

?!
I'm not even gonna try to....

The seat up means someone doesn't want germs by sitting on a dirty toilet seat that only the gods know who sat on it before them.
I personally do not sit on public toilets no matter what - I stand, hover, climb ontop of the damn thing like a chimpanzee - anything I have to, but won't sit.

Funny. I do that too!
Keheheheheh!
Right?
Elisabeth Hollow
Sep 16 2013, 03:37 AM
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Sep 15 2013, 09:35 PM)

*noogies all of you using my tongue*
SO YEAH!
I put my hand on my head for real, lol
Why aren't you on Skype? XD
mALX
Sep 16 2013, 03:37 AM
King Of Beasts
Sep 16 2013, 03:38 AM
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Sep 15 2013, 10:35 PM)

*noogies all of you using my tongue*
SO YEAH!
Keep your tongue to yourself
Uleni Athram
Sep 16 2013, 03:39 AM
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 16 2013, 11:35 AM)

QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Sep 15 2013, 10:29 PM)

QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 16 2013, 11:28 AM)

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 15 2013, 10:21 PM)

?!
I'm not even gonna try to....

The seat up means someone doesn't want germs by sitting on a dirty toilet seat that only the gods know who sat on it before them.
I personally do not sit on public toilets no matter what - I stand, hover, climb ontop of the damn thing like a chimpanzee - anything I have to, but won't sit.

Funny. I do that too!
Keheheheheh!
Right?

Desperate times calls for desperate measures, I always say. But even if I really had to Sith and I'm down to using P.Ts, I won't ever, ever sit while Sithing. GRRR! That be just wrong!
King Of Beasts
Sep 16 2013, 03:39 AM
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 15 2013, 10:37 PM)

WHAT THE [censored]?!?!
Uleni Athram
Sep 16 2013, 03:42 AM
@TheSnakeInTheToilet: HOLY SITH.
@Loizzeh: Sorreh, ma dear sheila! I'll be on, I guess.
mALX
Sep 16 2013, 03:47 AM
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Sep 15 2013, 10:39 PM)

QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 16 2013, 11:35 AM)

QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Sep 15 2013, 10:29 PM)

QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 16 2013, 11:28 AM)

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 15 2013, 10:21 PM)

?!
I'm not even gonna try to....

The seat up means someone doesn't want germs by sitting on a dirty toilet seat that only the gods know who sat on it before them.
I personally do not sit on public toilets no matter what - I stand, hover, climb ontop of the damn thing like a chimpanzee - anything I have to, but won't sit.

Funny. I do that too!
Keheheheheh!
Right?

Desperate times calls for desperate measures, I always say. But even if I really had to Sith and I'm down to using P.Ts, I won't ever, ever sit while Sithing. GRRR! That be just wrong!
There wouldn't be enough soap and water in the world to clean up after sitting on some of the restrooms you come across traveling - URK!
mALX
Sep 16 2013, 03:50 AM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 15 2013, 10:39 PM)

WHAT THE [censored]?!?!
Yes, snakes like the cool pipes and travel up the sewer pipes to your toilets - pop out to see what is going on.
http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/6076/fulldthah.jpg
King Of Beasts
Sep 16 2013, 03:50 AM
You could try burning the toilet seat.
mALX
Sep 16 2013, 03:53 AM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 15 2013, 10:50 PM)

You could try burning the toilet seat.
What, and stick your butt down on the flames? ROFL !!!
King Of Beasts
Sep 16 2013, 03:55 AM
No, but I'd happily sit down on a charred toilet seat, lol
mALX
Sep 16 2013, 03:56 AM
"Blackie will never find me in here!"
King Of Beasts
Sep 16 2013, 03:56 AM
mALX. Out of the toilet, I gotta go!
Elisabeth Hollow
Sep 16 2013, 04:00 AM
I'mg lad the snake thing hasn't happened to me, lol.
mALX
Sep 16 2013, 04:04 AM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 15 2013, 10:56 PM)

mALX. Out of the toilet, I gotta go!

I'm in there looking for nuts, ROFL !!!
King Of Beasts
Sep 16 2013, 04:04 AM
I am an ball. Watch me roll.
King Of Beasts
Sep 16 2013, 04:05 AM
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 15 2013, 11:04 PM)

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 15 2013, 10:56 PM)

mALX. Out of the toilet, I gotta go!

I'm in there looking for nuts, ROFL !!!
-KoB's dirty mind goes to work-
mALX
Sep 16 2013, 04:06 AM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 15 2013, 11:00 PM)

I'mg lad the snake thing hasn't happened to me, lol.
Me too, I don't take any chances that it will. I flush the toilet first, climb up and stand so all they can bite is my ankle, lol.
Colonel Mustard
Sep 16 2013, 06:01 AM
I've moved into university. Holy crap, I've moved into university.
Eeeeeeeeeee!
Elisabeth Hollow
Sep 16 2013, 06:10 AM
Ooooh, fun!
King Of Beasts
Sep 16 2013, 06:20 AM
I love it, how in oblivion, you can jump ridiculously high.
mirocu
Sep 16 2013, 03:48 PM
Hey Liz, I did some very manly things today. Wanna hear about them?
King Of Beasts
Sep 16 2013, 03:52 PM
I'm bored
mirocu
Sep 16 2013, 03:54 PM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 16 2013, 04:52 PM)

I'm bored
When are you not!?

Then
you might wanna hear about the manly things I did today?
King Of Beasts
Sep 16 2013, 04:18 PM
Sure
mirocu
Sep 16 2013, 04:40 PM
Then brace yourself

Most of the day I sat in one of
these and helped digging out a small river so it wouldn´t flood again next spring. In the late afternoon I helped my dad cutting up some firewood out of a big heavy ash.
Oh, yeah. I´m a real man, ain´t I?
mALX
Sep 16 2013, 04:46 PM
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 16 2013, 11:40 AM)

Then brace yourself

Most of the day I sat in one of
these and helped digging out a small river so it wouldn´t flood again next spring. In the late afternoon I helped my dad cutting up some firewood out of a big heavy ash.
Oh, yeah. I´m a real man, ain´t I?

Cat = the Cadillac of backhoes! Mine was this model: heat/air conditioning/radio/Awesome!
mirocu
Sep 16 2013, 04:48 PM
Yeah, yeah. I only had access to that small one
King Of Beasts
Sep 16 2013, 04:57 PM
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 16 2013, 11:40 AM)

Then brace yourself

Most of the day I sat in one of
these and helped digging out a small river so it wouldn´t flood again next spring. In the late afternoon I helped my dad cutting up some firewood out of a big heavy ash.
Oh, yeah. I´m a real man, ain´t I?

I accidentally mistaked a lady for being pregnant.
mALX
Sep 16 2013, 04:58 PM
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 16 2013, 11:48 AM)

Yeah, yeah. I only had access to that small one

I've used a Bobcat before, it was okay. I loved working in the Cat. Crank the radio up and I'll work all day without a break in something that comfortable, lol. It was Awesome, I actually miss it.
Elisabeth Hollow
Sep 16 2013, 05:00 PM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 16 2013, 10:57 AM)

QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 16 2013, 11:40 AM)

Then brace yourself

Most of the day I sat in one of
these and helped digging out a small river so it wouldn´t flood again next spring. In the late afternoon I helped my dad cutting up some firewood out of a big heavy ash.
Oh, yeah. I´m a real man, ain´t I?

I accidentally mistaked a lady for being pregnant.
That was the funniest story ever, oh my god! I laughed so hard when you told me!!!!
mirocu
Sep 16 2013, 05:01 PM
One can work wonders in a small one too
King Of Beasts
Sep 16 2013, 05:02 PM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 16 2013, 12:00 PM)

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 16 2013, 10:57 AM)

QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 16 2013, 11:40 AM)

Then brace yourself

Most of the day I sat in one of
these and helped digging out a small river so it wouldn´t flood again next spring. In the late afternoon I helped my dad cutting up some firewood out of a big heavy ash.
Oh, yeah. I´m a real man, ain´t I?

I accidentally mistaked a lady for being pregnant.
That was the funniest story ever, oh my god! I laughed so hard when you told me!!!!
I...I did that again today XD
mirocu
Sep 16 2013, 05:05 PM
Why do you keep doing that, Kobby!?

Btw Liz, did you like my manly doings today?
King Of Beasts
Sep 16 2013, 05:12 PM
Cuz I'm stupid, lol
mirocu
Sep 16 2013, 05:13 PM
LOLEdit: While enjoying the music to Street Gangs I realized a similarity between that game and Fallout 3. In FO3 there´s a place called Rivet City and in the NES game the town is called River City!
Elisabeth Hollow
Sep 16 2013, 05:41 PM
I dropped my lunch in the breakroom and someone laughed, and people got on to him about it. He's buying me a candy bar now, lol
mirocu
Sep 16 2013, 05:43 PM
If that had happened where I worked, everyone would have laughed and no one would have gotten me anything!

Why are so many so friendly at your place, Liz!??
King Of Beasts
Sep 16 2013, 05:43 PM
He better be nice to you!
Elisabeth Hollow
Sep 16 2013, 05:47 PM
I don't know why they're nice to me! I'm touched right now, though.
mirocu
Sep 16 2013, 05:50 PM
They´re nice cause you´re a cute girl!

I´m glad you´re glad now, though!
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