mALX
Aug 6 2015, 05:46 AM
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Aug 5 2015, 08:09 AM)

And the pink lollipop dipped in pure testosterone. Don't forget that!

Dear gods, Uleni! What the living hell happened to your avatar? Urk !!! I have never seen you when you weren't the little yellow thing; even in your other profile!
McBadgere
Aug 6 2015, 06:17 AM
Egads!!

...
Kabukiluleni, psycho-ninja for hire!!...
mirocu
Aug 6 2015, 07:37 AM
QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 6 2015, 06:46 AM)

Dear gods, Uleni! What the living hell happened to your avatar? Urk !!! I have never seen you when you weren't the little yellow thing; even in your other profile!
I know!!!

My world is destroyed
Callidus Thorn
Aug 6 2015, 10:25 AM
Urgh, I've caught a wretched cold.

This is both ridiculous and irritating.
And I can only breathe through one nostril, and I
hate that.
McBadgere
Aug 6 2015, 01:07 PM
QUOTE(mirocu @ Aug 6 2015, 07:37 AM)

My world is destroyed

*Pats Mirocu on the shoulder* There there old chap...Chin up...
QUOTE(ThornyMcColdster)
Urgh, I've caught a wretched cold.
This is both ridiculous and irritating.
And I can only breathe through one nostril, and I hate that.
So...Basically you've got hayfever then...

...

...
How did you get a cold?...Then again, with the temps, the off/on rain and the humidity being all up and down...Fair enough...is this how?...
IS IIIIT!?...

...
Uleni Athram
Aug 6 2015, 01:16 PM
@Liz: It formed a sexy cut on my lip and a cute bruise under my right eye; yeah, I remember that, heeheeheebee... Or do I? I must admit that ever since I joined a MMA club I get all my punches confused..
@mALX, mirocu, McB: Don't worry, my three M friends! The changing of my "face", as it were, merely signals a new age of madness! Get ready!
Callidus Thorn
Aug 6 2015, 02:12 PM
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Aug 6 2015, 01:07 PM)

QUOTE(ThornyMcColdster)
Urgh, I've caught a wretched cold.
This is both ridiculous and irritating.
And I can only breathe through one nostril, and I hate that.
So...Basically you've got hayfever then...

...

...
Bah! It's been more than a decade since hayfever last troubled me.
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Aug 6 2015, 01:07 PM)

How did you get a cold?...Then again, with the temps, the off/on rain and the humidity being all up and down...Fair enough...is this how?...
IS IIIIT!?...

...
*Inarticulately grumbles something about subtlety, sneezes, and wanders out of thread to get some tea*
treydog
Aug 6 2015, 02:20 PM
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Aug 6 2015, 05:25 AM)

Urgh, I've caught a wretched cold.

This is both ridiculous and irritating.
And I can only breathe through one nostril, and I
hate that.
But then the question becomes....
is it the wrong nostril? Or the right one? (Badum- tish- Thank you. I'll be here all week. Be sure to tip your waiter).
mirocu
Aug 6 2015, 03:49 PM
*throws Recipient of Ulenian Madness Medal of Honour on floor*
-I has deserted me faith, I has!

On other news, was on county fair today, I was. Bought 1980s Donald Duck comics and a comic album about the Nordic gods whilst looking at TOO MANY PRETTY LASSES, I did
Uleni Athram
Aug 6 2015, 04:02 PM
Little crow, little crow! You can not escape Madness.
It was with you when you emerged from the womb,
It will sing you poetries when you lay in your tomb!
mirocu
Aug 6 2015, 04:17 PM
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Aug 6 2015, 05:02 PM)

Little crow, little crow! You can not escape Madness.
It was with you when you emerged from the womb,
It will sing you poetries when you lay in your tomb!
Ok, itīs official. Uleni
is the new Sheogorath
Destri Melarg
Aug 6 2015, 06:21 PM
QUOTE(mirocu @ Aug 6 2015, 08:17 AM)

QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Aug 6 2015, 05:02 PM)

Little crow, little crow! You can not escape Madness.
It was with you when you emerged from the womb,
It will sing you poetries when you lay in your tomb!
Ok, itīs official. Uleni
is the new Sheogorath

I always thought Uleni
was Sheogorath
or maybe he was just
Dervenin, or maybe
Ferul Ravel
Elisabeth Hollow
Aug 6 2015, 06:28 PM
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Aug 6 2015, 07:16 AM)

@Liz: It formed a sexy cut on my lip and a cute bruise under my right eye; yeah, I remember that, heeheeheebee... Or do I? I must admit that ever since I joined a MMA club I get all my punches confused..
I figured he punched your arm, not your face.
Callidus Thorn
Aug 6 2015, 09:50 PM
QUOTE(treydog @ Aug 6 2015, 02:20 PM)

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Aug 6 2015, 05:25 AM)

Urgh, I've caught a wretched cold.

This is both ridiculous and irritating.
And I can only breathe through one nostril, and I
hate that.
But then the question becomes....
is it the wrong nostril? Or the right one? (Badum- tish- Thank you. I'll be here all week. Be sure to tip your waiter).
*Groans theatrically*
ghastley
Aug 6 2015, 09:59 PM
Let us at least hope it's his own nostril.
mALX
Aug 6 2015, 10:38 PM
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Aug 6 2015, 08:16 AM)

@mALX, mirocu, McB: Don't worry, my three M friends! The changing of my "face", as it were, merely signals a new age of madness! Get ready!
GAAAAAAAH !!!!!

*mALX hides*
Callidus Thorn
Aug 7 2015, 12:05 AM
QUOTE(ghastley @ Aug 6 2015, 09:59 PM)

Let us at least hope it's his own nostril.

Well, it's in my possession.

Is that close enough?
McBadgere
Aug 7 2015, 04:44 AM
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Aug 6 2015, 09:50 PM)

*Groans theatrically*
Sounds like one of them characters from a 20s private-school adventure novel...

...
QUOTE(Treydog)
But then the question becomes....
is it the wrong nostril? Or the right one? (Badum- tish- Thank you. I'll be here all week. Be sure to tip your waiter).
*Winces...and yet...

*...

...
mirocu
Aug 7 2015, 09:17 AM
QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 6 2015, 11:38 PM)

QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Aug 6 2015, 08:16 AM)

@mALX, mirocu, McB: Don't worry, my three M friends! The changing of my "face", as it were, merely signals a new age of madness! Get ready!
GAAAAAAAH !!!!!

*mALX hides*

No worries, mALX. The Ulenian dog growls more than he bites
Uleni Athram
Aug 7 2015, 10:53 AM
That's because you haven't seen my bite yet, little birdie. I will now PM you several links to soul-sickening sites and will keep PMing you them until I feel satisfied. Get ready.
mirocu
Aug 7 2015, 10:55 AM
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Aug 7 2015, 11:53 AM)

That's because you haven't seen my bite yet, little birdie. I will now PM you several links to soul-sickening sites and will keep PMing you them until I feel satisfied. Get ready.
Thanks for the warning. I will now delete all your PMs without even reading them
Uleni Athram
Aug 7 2015, 11:40 AM
You cannot refuse me in this, littl birdie. I will have satisfaction!
In other news, here's a challenge for you. Give me one archetypal character that you hate and one stereotypical character that you love, and I'll work them in my upcoming story as NPCs. I'm having trouble creating unique characters, you see.
mirocu
Aug 7 2015, 12:07 PM
I suggest Batman and the Joker!

What?

Itīs been done?

Bugger. They were my best choices
Uleni Athram
Aug 7 2015, 12:27 PM
You're much much more correct and close than you realize, all joking and silliness aside.
Callidus Thorn
Aug 7 2015, 02:21 PM
Anybody else still kinda creeped out by that avatar?
mirocu
Aug 7 2015, 04:24 PM
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Aug 7 2015, 01:27 PM)

You're much much more correct and close than you realize, all joking and silliness aside.
Joking and silliness aside?

[Everyone on the forum]
-Who are you and what have you done with Athram?

[/Everyone on the forum]
-Thanks, guys!
Elisabeth Hollow
Aug 7 2015, 05:46 PM
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Aug 7 2015, 05:40 AM)

In other news, here's a challenge for you. Give me one archetypal character that you hate and one stereotypical character that you love, and I'll work them in my upcoming story as NPCs. I'm having trouble creating unique characters, you see.
I can do this. Character archetype I hate is Tough Man-hating Woman with Chip on Her Shoulder. Or Bitter Broad. Like come on, you can be tough and still like kittens, at least.
One I absolutely adore is the Gentle Giant. This guy could kick your ass seven ways up and down the street but runs a shelter for amputee puppies or something lol
mALX
Aug 7 2015, 06:02 PM
QUOTE(mirocu @ Aug 7 2015, 04:17 AM)

No worries, mALX. The Ulenian dog growls more than he bites

QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Aug 7 2015, 05:53 AM)

That's because you haven't seen my bite yet, little birdie.
"ATTACK !!!!"

GAAAAAH!!!!

mALX
Aug 7 2015, 06:58 PM
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Aug 7 2015, 09:21 AM)

Anybody else still kinda creeped out by that avatar?
Me!
Elisabeth Hollow
Aug 7 2015, 07:26 PM
If you're not excited about
Deadpool then we aren't friends.
Seriously.
Callidus Thorn
Aug 7 2015, 07:27 PM

Wait, does this mean Uleni was on meds?
mALX, what manner of madness have you unleashed?

QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 7 2015, 06:58 PM)

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Aug 7 2015, 09:21 AM)

Anybody else still kinda creeped out by that avatar?
Me!
Good to know I'm not the only one

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Aug 7 2015, 07:26 PM)

If you're not excited about
Deadpool then we aren't friends.
Seriously.
Ermm...

This is the first I've heard of it.
Elisabeth Hollow
Aug 7 2015, 07:32 PM
The trailer was released a few days ago and I'm just now getting excited about it lol
mALX
Aug 7 2015, 07:32 PM
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Aug 7 2015, 02:27 PM)


Wait, does this mean Uleni was on meds?
Good to know I'm not the only one

Ermm...

Huh?
BWAAHAAA!!!!
(Just kidding).
Callidus Thorn
Aug 7 2015, 07:39 PM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Aug 7 2015, 07:32 PM)

The trailer was released a few days ago and I'm just now getting excited about it lol
Oh good, 'm not massively late then.
QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 7 2015, 07:32 PM)

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Aug 7 2015, 02:27 PM)


Wait, does this mean Uleni was on meds?
Good to know I'm not the only one

Ermm...

Huh?
BWAAHAAA!!!!
(Just kidding).
Seemed like the thing to go with, what with the squirrel pic with the bag
Elisabeth Hollow
Aug 7 2015, 07:41 PM
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Aug 7 2015, 01:39 PM)

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Aug 7 2015, 07:32 PM)

The trailer was released a few days ago and I'm just now getting excited about it lol
Oh good, 'm not massively late then.
nah you're fine lol
Callidus Thorn
Aug 7 2015, 07:44 PM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Aug 7 2015, 07:41 PM)

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Aug 7 2015, 01:39 PM)

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Aug 7 2015, 07:32 PM)

The trailer was released a few days ago and I'm just now getting excited about it lol
Oh good, 'm not massively late then.
nah you're fine lol
Well, that's a relief XD
Am I now obligated to be excited, or do I get a few days to build up to it?
Elisabeth Hollow
Aug 7 2015, 07:48 PM
watch it now!!!! WATCH IT NOW!!
Callidus Thorn
Aug 7 2015, 07:53 PM
Wow, six exclamation marks?

You're either really excited or completely crazy

Elisabeth Hollow
Aug 7 2015, 07:54 PM
I have been professionally diagnosed to be both lol
Callidus Thorn
Aug 7 2015, 07:56 PM
And here I was thinking you might just be a gifted amateur XD
And I still haven't watched the trailer yet


Edit:
I have now watched the trailer.
That... Was.... Awesome!!!!!!
Elisabeth Hollow
Aug 7 2015, 08:02 PM
Yeah, no, I'm in the system lol
Callidus Thorn
Aug 7 2015, 08:04 PM
When I was in secondary school I had to see a therapist.
I'm not sure if it went really well or really badly, but I only saw him once.
mALX
Aug 7 2015, 08:05 PM
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Aug 7 2015, 02:39 PM)

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Aug 7 2015, 07:32 PM)

The trailer was released a few days ago and I'm just now getting excited about it lol
Oh good, 'm not massively late then.
QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 7 2015, 07:32 PM)

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Aug 7 2015, 02:27 PM)


Wait, does this mean Uleni was on meds?
Good to know I'm not the only one

Ermm...

Huh?
BWAAHAAA!!!!
(Just kidding).
Seemed like the thing to go with, what with the squirrel pic with the bag

The strange part about that is, I didn't even know that was a baggie of meds - didn't have my glasses on, and thought it was just a sheet of tissue paper from the loo,
After your comment I put my glasses on and took a closer look,
Callidus Thorn
Aug 7 2015, 08:08 PM
BWAHAHAHAHA!
Sweet Serendipity!
Elisabeth Hollow
Aug 7 2015, 08:11 PM
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Aug 7 2015, 02:04 PM)

When I was in secondary school I had to see a therapist.
I'm not sure if it went really well or really badly, but I only saw him once.

My husband had to when he was my son's age for threatening to kill his dad, lol. We laugh about it now, but his therapist told my mother in law to put him away.
This guy is the sweetest man ever too lol
Callidus Thorn
Aug 7 2015, 08:14 PM
Hah! Shows what therapists know XD
And I'm now trying to calculate just how long it'll be before I can get Deadpool on dvd
mALX
Aug 7 2015, 08:23 PM
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Aug 7 2015, 03:08 PM)

BWAHAHAHAHA!
Sweet Serendipity!

The joys of having bad eyesight! Half my joke pictures were probably serious posts that I didn't realize were funny because my glasses were off, lol.
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Aug 6 2015, 11:02 AM)

Little crow, little crow! You can not escape Madness.
It was with you when you emerged from the womb,
It will sing you poetries when you lay in your tomb!
GAAAAAH!!!!
Callidus Thorn
Aug 7 2015, 08:24 PM
Bloody Hel mALX!

That caught me by surprise!
Elisabeth Hollow
Aug 7 2015, 08:28 PM
It's like 105 F here, the AC is out, and I hate everything and everyone.
Callidus Thorn
Aug 7 2015, 08:30 PM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Aug 7 2015, 08:28 PM)

It's like 105 F here, the AC is out, and I hate everything and everyone.
And so grumpy Liz finally makes an appearance. I've been waiting

That said, with the temperature that high I'd be just as bad.
Or unconscious.
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