King Coin
Dec 20 2012, 01:44 AM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Dec 19 2012, 02:29 PM)

QUOTE(King Coin @ Dec 18 2012, 09:49 PM)

Should have named my cat Chicago.

That's a pretty nice name for a cat. The last cat I had I named lizard, because he loved the sun so much.
Except they call Chicago "the windy city." See where I'm going with this?
McBadgere
Dec 20 2012, 01:58 PM
I actually got that...

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Has it been at KOB's hot chocolate?...

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King Of Beasts
Dec 20 2012, 09:27 PM
Today was just one of those days when I'm ready to punch a hole in the wall....
Lycanthropic-Legend
Dec 20 2012, 10:18 PM
QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Dec 19 2012, 11:35 PM)

Eh, doing what I do best. Going around, hitting on girls like the
'Simple Pickup" guys. Trying to get that last makeout session with a random before the year is out.

"What's happening player? Drop that lotion-filled socks and that bag of cheetos. These are simple tips by SimplePickup."
King Of Beasts
Dec 20 2012, 10:31 PM
NASA said something about the world not ending tomorrow. I don't believe the world is ever gonna end. They keep changing the date every time they say the world will end and its annoying. Why can't they just come to a final conclusion already
Lycanthropic-Legend
Dec 20 2012, 11:26 PM
Pfft. The world isn't going to end until new major wars engulf the planet, martial law is declared, a One World Government is in place, and a single universal leader is elected . . .then the catastrophes begin.
King Of Beasts
Dec 21 2012, 12:59 AM
QUOTE(Lycanthropic-Legend @ Dec 20 2012, 02:26 PM)

Pfft. The world isn't going to end until new major wars engulf the planet, martial law is declared, a One World Government is in place, and a single universal leader is elected . . .then the catastrophes begin.
Good point. Anyway...
If there was a zombie apocalypse, what would you do?
Darkness Eternal
Dec 21 2012, 04:37 AM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Dec 21 2012, 12:59 AM)

Good point. Anyway...
If there was a zombie apocalypse, what would you do?
Finish off the human race. I would become a super zombie with the mind of my own, and I would raise an army of mutated undead to hunt down the remaining human race and wipe them clean off the face of the earth, and depending if this is the future where technology is at it's finest, I would get a ship and fly off planet with what's left of my female human slaves and repopulate the new planet with my offspring and name myself Overlord! Humanity will be reconstructed in my image!

Or I could just try to survive and find a way to accelerate the end of the human race. If we got to the point of a zombie apocalypse, then the fate of humanity must be sealed.
King Of Beasts
Dec 21 2012, 04:46 AM
I'd take a machine gun and go zombie hunting
King Coin
Dec 21 2012, 04:56 AM
QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Dec 20 2012, 09:37 PM)

...with what's left of my female human slaves and repopulate the new planet with my offspring and name myself Overlord! Humanity will be reconstructed in my image!

You know, that sounds a lot like some of the religions out there.
McBadgere
Dec 21 2012, 05:28 AM
How do zombies get offspring?...Surely every
thing's dead?...Y'know, the definition of zombie and all that...

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And wouldn't yer fingers fall off piloting the spaceship?...

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Aaaamywho, I think I'd band together with the last few survivors and run around like a headless chicken trying desperately to stay alive...Sounds oddly familiar...But ne'ermind...

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Or...
I'd hole up in a supermarket and eat myself to death...

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Colonel Mustard
Dec 21 2012, 09:46 AM
I'd nick an armoured car and wait a year or so. By then the zombies would have all rotted into nothing while I cruised around in my heavy duty off-road vehicle which the damn things can't touch.
Alternatively, gather together a band of rogues, cutthroats and general ne'erdowells (who else is going to survive the breakdown of society, after all?) and make myself into a bandit king to wipe out the local undead, ruling the lawless wasteland that southeast England has become with an iron fist. From there, reboot society from the feudal stage with me in charge and live out the rest of my days as a technobarbarian warlord-king until I'm inevitably deposed and betrayed by one of my many children. Bwess...
And the final option, however, is not worry all that much about the zombies because the army has miniguns, Challenger tanks and the SAS and there isn't all that much that zombies can do about that...
King Of Beasts
Dec 22 2012, 02:39 AM
I'm so bored !
No! The dog peed on the damn couch again! Why did he have to do that!
aaaaaand I burnt the damn pancakes. Cooking is like rocket science to me.
McBadgere
Dec 22 2012, 07:05 PM
Ooooh, and me just cooking the tea as I type...

...Well, not actually
as...It's on, and I'm in here, but the point still stands...

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OOoooh!!...Strictly Come Dancing final!!...Oh yeah!!...Come one Kimberley!!...Oh yes!!...*Sighs*...

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King Of Beasts
Dec 23 2012, 01:28 AM
My early
Christmas Present is traffic. Wonderful.
The most epic lamp everThe American flag. I built it in Minecraft
McBadgere
Dec 24 2012, 04:28 AM
Ah!!...You are, without doubt, The King Of Diamond Swords!!!...
I've no idea what that means...

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The boy forced us to buy
this the other day...
No matter how hard I try, I'll never really get more hope, or any more time...Wise words...Wise words indeed...
King Of Beasts
Dec 24 2012, 07:33 PM
Christmas is tomorrow, AND ITS STILL NOT SNOWING!!!! why can't it just snow already?
Uleni Athram
Dec 25 2012, 05:05 AM
Dunno about the political landscape regarding the Elder Scrolls MMO, but I just had a mad idea. Some of you would probably smell the smoke from this one but..
Are you ready? *dun-dum*
A chorrol.com specific guild! We could use our own characters from our fanfictions and we could scribe the journey we would have here, in our very own Chorrol! Think about it for a minute, bros and dudettes. It would be one hell of a jolly co-operation!
King Of Beasts
Dec 25 2012, 05:11 AM
Its finally snowing! Yay!
King Coin
Dec 25 2012, 07:55 AM
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Dec 24 2012, 10:05 PM)

A chorrol.com specific guild! We could use our own characters from our fanfictions and we could scribe the journey we would have here, in our very own Chorrol! Think about it for a minute, bros and dudettes. It would be one hell of a jolly co-operation!
I'll be trying the MMO most likely. Not sure how the guild would work however since the races are split up into three alliances and Imperials aren't even playable. Are they going to let Nords, Bretons, Khajiit, and Bosmer into the same player guild?
Uleni Athram
Dec 25 2012, 02:02 PM
I... forgot about that three faction thing. Not really sure anymore with my idea right now, but it would be really neat if we're given the choice to go rogue and strike out on our own.
King Coin
Dec 25 2012, 04:04 PM
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Dec 25 2012, 07:02 AM)

I... forgot about that three faction thing. Not really sure anymore with my idea right now, but it would be really neat if we're given the choice to go rogue and strike out on our own.
I know very little about how they are going to do things. It would be nice if they let you mix it up like that. Perhaps not for the story, but just for exploring and doing dungeons.
King Of Beasts
Dec 25 2012, 04:14 PM
Elder scrolls online seems pretty cool, but can it run on a MacBook Pro?
King Coin
Dec 25 2012, 04:20 PM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Dec 25 2012, 09:14 AM)

Elder scrolls online seems pretty cool, but can it run on a MacBook Pro?
No idea. Details seem to be difficult to find on their website.
King Of Beasts
Dec 25 2012, 09:44 PM
QUOTE(King Coin @ Dec 25 2012, 07:20 AM)

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Dec 25 2012, 09:14 AM)

Elder scrolls online seems pretty cool, but can it run on a MacBook Pro?
No idea. Details seem to be difficult to find on their website.
Will it be on Xbox and ps3 as well as PC or is it just on PC?
King Coin
Dec 25 2012, 09:58 PM
It'll definitely be a computer game and not a console game. Console MMOs are only dreams right now.
King Of Beasts
Dec 25 2012, 10:07 PM
QUOTE(King Coin @ Dec 25 2012, 12:58 PM)

It'll definitely be a computer game and not a console game. Console MMOs are only dreams right now.
I hope it works on a Mac...
Colonel Mustard
Dec 31 2012, 07:52 AM
Ah, that wonderful, terrifying feeling you get when you're away from a forum for a week and find yourself confronted by a horizon-spanning horde of unread threads...
King Of Beasts
Dec 31 2012, 08:05 AM
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Dec 30 2012, 10:52 PM)

Ah, that wonderful, terrifying feeling you get when you're away from a forum for a week and find yourself confronted by a horizon-spanning horde of unread threads...
Lol. Welcome back Colonel Mustard. I haven't checked my e-mail in three years. well I did today and I had 300 unread messages
McBadgere
Jan 4 2013, 07:33 PM
Sooo, I was playing me little Assassin's Creed III the other day and 'cause it's all linked to t'internet, I got a message that said I was now in the top 1%
in the World for monies made from sending out convoys to trade...In just over a week of playing...
Sooo, am I so very OCD at that aspect of the game or is noone else doing it?...
Either way...TOP 1% INTHEWORLD!!! Oh yeah!!!...

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Elisabeth Hollow
Jan 5 2013, 06:25 AM
I DIDN'T KNOW THIS THREAD EXISTED. All of y'all will regret me finding this lol
King Of Beasts
Jan 5 2013, 07:06 AM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 4 2013, 09:25 PM)

I DIDN'T KNOW THIS THREAD EXISTED. All of y'all will regret me finding this lol
-prepares for the oncoming doom- I'm ready for it! Give me your best shot! I'm like a ninja

-slips on a banana peel- DARN IT
Elisabeth Hollow
Jan 5 2013, 07:15 AM
STOP THAT
King Of Beasts
Jan 5 2013, 07:17 AM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 4 2013, 10:15 PM)

STOP THAT

Sorry, I couldn't resist
Uleni Athram
Jan 5 2013, 04:57 PM
"With lightning speed, you run over to (target's name) and tape him to a wall."
"You draw your drawers and moon (target's name)."
I actually did that to a random guy in a MUD game called Aardwolf. The funny thing about it however were the other player's reactions!
Colonel Mustard
Jan 5 2013, 10:12 PM
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Jan 4 2013, 06:33 PM)

Sooo, I was playing me little Assassin's Creed III the other day and 'cause it's all linked to t'internet, I got a message that said I was now in the top 1%
in the World for monies made from sending out convoys to trade...In just over a week of playing...
Sooo, am I so very OCD at that aspect of the game or is noone else doing it?...
Either way...TOP 1% INTHEWORLD!!! Oh yeah!!!...

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#OccupyMcBadgere
McBadgere
Jan 5 2013, 11:13 PM
Nooooo!!!...

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Repel all boarders!!...
Protect all borders!!...
Michael Horden!!...
Horton hears a who!!...
King Of Beasts
Jan 6 2013, 01:58 PM
The dog ran into the streets again! The last time he did this he almost got hit by a car and I almost got hit by a truck because I ran after him after screaming for help(why nobody helped me and just stared blankly at me is a real mystery

) Thank god that my neighbor caught him. One of these days that dig us going to give me a heart attack. The worst part of this all is its 8:00am in the morning and I'm still tired!
mALX
Jan 6 2013, 02:20 PM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 6 2013, 07:58 AM)

The dog ran into the streets again! The last time he did this he almost got hit by a car and I almost got hit by a truck because I ran after him after screaming for help(why nobody helped me and just stared blankly at me is a real mystery

) Thank god that my neighbor caught him. One of these days that dig us going to give me a heart attack. The worst part of this all is its 8:00am in the morning and I'm still tired!
If you don't have a fenced yard, better to tie him up on a long lead when he goes out to use than risk him getting killed.
King Of Beasts
Jan 6 2013, 02:23 PM
QUOTE(mALX @ Jan 6 2013, 05:20 AM)

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 6 2013, 07:58 AM)

The dog ran into the streets again! The last time he did this he almost got hit by a car and I almost got hit by a truck because I ran after him after screaming for help(why nobody helped me and just stared blankly at me is a real mystery

) Thank god that my neighbor caught him. One of these days that dig us going to give me a heart attack. The worst part of this all is its 8:00am in the morning and I'm still tired!
If you don't have a fenced yard, better to tie him up on a long lead when he goes out to use than risk him getting killed.
I don't let him outside without a leash ever anymore because he's almost killed himself twice, and I nearly got run over once.
mALX
Jan 6 2013, 02:31 PM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 6 2013, 08:23 AM)

QUOTE(mALX @ Jan 6 2013, 05:20 AM)

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 6 2013, 07:58 AM)

The dog ran into the streets again! The last time he did this he almost got hit by a car and I almost got hit by a truck because I ran after him after screaming for help(why nobody helped me and just stared blankly at me is a real mystery

) Thank god that my neighbor caught him. One of these days that dig us going to give me a heart attack. The worst part of this all is its 8:00am in the morning and I'm still tired!
If you don't have a fenced yard, better to tie him up on a long lead when he goes out to use than risk him getting killed.
I don't let him outside without a leash ever anymore because he's almost killed himself twice, and I nearly got run over once.
That's good. Leash laws are for the protection of the pet first.
King Of Beasts
Jan 7 2013, 02:54 AM
QUOTE(mALX @ Jan 6 2013, 05:31 AM)

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 6 2013, 08:23 AM)

QUOTE(mALX @ Jan 6 2013, 05:20 AM)

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 6 2013, 07:58 AM)

The dog ran into the streets again! The last time he did this he almost got hit by a car and I almost got hit by a truck because I ran after him after screaming for help(why nobody helped me and just stared blankly at me is a real mystery

) Thank god that my neighbor caught him. One of these days that dig us going to give me a heart attack. The worst part of this all is its 8:00am in the morning and I'm still tired!
If you don't have a fenced yard, better to tie him up on a long lead when he goes out to use than risk him getting killed.
I don't let him outside without a leash ever anymore because he's almost killed himself twice, and I nearly got run over once.
That's good. Leash laws are for the protection of the pet first.
I still have small panic attacks when I let him run loose around the house and can't find him. He's small so he can hide under beds and tables while I have a mental breakdown looking for him(I'm just exaggerating, but I do panic a lot)
mALX
Jan 7 2013, 03:02 AM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 6 2013, 08:54 PM)

I still have small panic attacks when I let him run loose around the house and can't find him. He's small so he can hide under beds and tables while I have a mental breakdown looking for him(I'm just exaggerating, but I do panic a lot)
Lol, you will never want to have children then, they LOVE pulling tricks on parents by hiding and running into dangerous places, lol.
King Of Beasts
Jan 7 2013, 03:11 AM
QUOTE(mALX @ Jan 6 2013, 06:02 PM)

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 6 2013, 08:54 PM)

I still have small panic attacks when I let him run loose around the house and can't find him. He's small so he can hide under beds and tables while I have a mental breakdown looking for him(I'm just exaggerating, but I do panic a lot)
Lol, you will never want to have children then, they LOVE pulling tricks on parents by hiding and running into dangerous places, lol.
I used to scare the crap out of my mom when I was little. One method I used was hiding under the bed and waiting for her to come into the bedroom, and when she got close I'd reach out from under the bed and grab her leg and bite it.
I know what you mean when children hide to trick you and run into dangerous places. It's even scarier when they're your sister's children. I remember once my nephew crawled into a tree to hide from me, and I had the biggest panic attack of my life. My niece was in on it too, because she knew where he was and didn't say anything. Eventually when I went to call the police she told me he was hiding inside the tree.
mALX
Jan 7 2013, 03:16 AM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 6 2013, 09:11 PM)

QUOTE(mALX @ Jan 6 2013, 06:02 PM)

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 6 2013, 08:54 PM)

I still have small panic attacks when I let him run loose around the house and can't find him. He's small so he can hide under beds and tables while I have a mental breakdown looking for him(I'm just exaggerating, but I do panic a lot)
Lol, you will never want to have children then, they LOVE pulling tricks on parents by hiding and running into dangerous places, lol.
I used to scare the crap out of my mom when I was little. One method I used was hiding under the bed and waiting for her to come into the bedroom, and when she got close I'd reach out from under the bed and grab her leg and bite it.
I know what you mean when children hide to trick you and run into dangerous places. It's even scarier when they're your sister's children. I remember once my nephew crawled into a tree to hide from me, and I had the biggest panic attack of my life. My niece was in on it too, because she knew where he was and didn't say anything. Eventually when I went to call the police she told me he was hiding inside the tree.
That sounds pretty standard to me, except my children grabbed ankles without biting anyone.
King Of Beasts
Jan 7 2013, 03:34 AM
QUOTE(mALX @ Jan 6 2013, 06:16 PM)

That sounds pretty standard to me, except my children grabbed ankles without biting anyone.
My parents had to make a "no biting" rule in the house for that exact reason. I never used to punch and kick. I used to bite.
Elisabeth Hollow
Jan 7 2013, 06:18 AM
My son gets really REALLY quiet when he's doing something he isn't supposed to b doing. So I'll be really into my fic and since he's a good kid and stays occupied, I'm not up his butt too much. One day he found a purple marker, took off the cap and drew on himself.
We don't own any markers.
King Of Beasts
Jan 7 2013, 07:06 AM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 6 2013, 09:18 PM)

My son gets really REALLY quiet when he's doing something he isn't supposed to b doing. So I'll be really into my fic and since he's a good kid and stays occupied, I'm not up his butt too much. One day he found a purple marker, took off the cap and drew on himself.
We don't own any markers.
When they're quiet, that's when you should be suspicious. When my niece was about 3 years old, she had managed to open a paint can and spill the paint all over the floor. When we found her, she was making handprints in the white walls with black paint.
Uleni Athram
Jan 12 2013, 06:35 PM
HEY GUYS! I'M ACTUALLY ADVERTISING AN RP! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?! HAW-HAW-HAW!
Seriously though. For any of you out there who wants to try their hand in RPing, you are more than welcome to join!
King Coin
Jan 12 2013, 06:52 PM
I'd join, but I don't think I will have the time once this semester starts up.
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