QUOTE(treydog @ Sep 13 2013, 08:00 AM)

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 13 2013, 12:23 AM)

Popping a pimple on your left knee.
Since the squirrel dodged this one, the dachshund will step in (it).
Oh, sad to say, I discovered a pimple last Tues-dee
'Twas on the sinister joint, a patella point, sad to see
"Pimple," said I,
"Prepare to die!"
Fingers pinched
The foul excresence squinched
With paper I erased
The very last trace
And flushed Tuesday away
He stared at me, his face an angry red
demanding my attention with a cycloped eye of white
The interloper brushed against the cover of my bed
and caused the yelp that echoed in the quiet of the night
My left knee bent involuntary, causing shooting pain
My fingers twitched to the site and withdrew before they touched
I glared and cursed the horrid thing, but my wishes were in vain
Instead a heated compress pad pressed lightly, not too much.
A balm of neosporin and a bandaid neatly placed
The nasty little beast was gone, and once more I could rest.
Squeezing, squishing spritzing these is really not my taste
But hot wet washclothes work just fine, they really are the best