QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Aug 27 2013, 06:13 PM)

I showed my friend your hands, Blackie, and she turned really red and goes, "Put that away before I hunt him down." XD

I'm now certain there is a conspiracy, started years ago, probably by my Mom, and it's become the worlds longest running joke....
...I feel like I'm on "The Truman Show"...
"Wouldn't it be the ultimate mind**** if we tell him he has sheksy hands, and see how he keeps getting mindblown?!!"
*Gaggle of Girls Giggle*
Stop messing with my mind!
*Takes bite of Hebrew National Hot Dog....mALX's hotsauce does the trick.*

This Assassin's creed...is to surrender and fight another day....