Elisabeth Hollow
Jun 14 2013, 10:27 PM
He'll Google them for you XD
King Of Beasts
Jun 14 2013, 10:28 PM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jun 14 2013, 01:27 PM)

He'll Google them for you XD
I know the words, I swear, lol.
But she's right, I'm too lazy to type them all out XD
ImperialSnob
Jun 14 2013, 10:29 PM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jun 14 2013, 10:26 PM)

QUOTE(ImperialSnob @ Jun 14 2013, 01:25 PM)

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jun 14 2013, 10:21 PM)

I like tupac.
And the next line of that song is:
I've created a monster,
'cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more,
they want Shady I'm chopped liver
I know all the words, lol
I've created a moster
'cause nobody wants to see Imperial no more,
they want Snob I'm chopped liver.

Want the rest of the lyrics?
Yes please.
King Of Beasts
Jun 14 2013, 10:31 PM
Here.Like I said, too lazy to type 'em all out, lol
ImperialSnob
Jun 14 2013, 10:33 PM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jun 14 2013, 10:31 PM)

Here.Like I said, too lazy to type 'em all out, lol
A little bit of skooma mixed with a little bit of hard mead.
Two Cyrodillic girls around the outside x2.
That's all I can think of.
King Of Beasts
Jun 15 2013, 03:12 AM
The enemy has spotted me!
I must go. My people need me....
Elisabeth Hollow
Jun 15 2013, 03:14 AM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jun 14 2013, 09:12 PM)

The enemy has spotted me!
I must go. My people need me....

Huh ?!
King Of Beasts
Jun 15 2013, 03:15 AM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jun 14 2013, 06:14 PM)

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jun 14 2013, 09:12 PM)

The enemy has spotted me!
I must go. My people need me....

Huh ?!
I'm getting bored. This is what happens when I get bored.
But seriously. I must go back to my dimension! My people need my aid in these dark times!
EDIT:
My people called. They don't need me
Black Hand
Jun 15 2013, 04:11 AM
An ode to the Trials and Tribulation of the King of Beasts.
Disclaimer: This is merely a parody of recent events. In the event you find yourself taking it too seriously, perhaps it's time to lighten up!!
two Cyrodiilic girls go 'round the outside, 'round the outside, 'round the outside
Guess who's back, back again
KOBby's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back,
guess who's back,
guess who's back,
guess who's back
guess who's back
Guess who's back...
[Verse 1]
I've created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to
see Kobby no more they want Sergei, I'm chopped liver
well if you want Sergei, this is what I'll give ya
a little bit of insanity mixed with a shot of hard truth
some shock that'll give me a jumpstart to the heart
I'm shocked when I get shocked at the hospital by the nurse when I'm arguing
when I'm thumping the patients chest ending v-fib (hey!)
you waited this long now stop debating 'cause I'm back,
I'm on the forum and post-ulating
I know that you got a new job Mrs. Hollow, but your old ones too infuriating
So the mods on C won't let me be, or let me be me
they tried to shut me down on Coffee Shop, but it feels so empty without me
So come on dip your hips, time to do the timewarp
just like in Rocky Horror, and brace yourself cos this's about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits, dang
YOU DEBBIE!
Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy,
'Cause it feels so empty without me
This little hellions kids feeling rebellious
put on some Offspring in "Now Listening Too" and unleash this
they start feeling like prisoners, helpless,
'til someone comes along on a mission and yells KOBBY!!
A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution, polluting the forums a rebel
so just let me revel and bask, in the fact that I got everyone loving me back
and it's a disaster such a catastrophe for you to see so dang much me, why do you ask for me?
Well I'm back [batman sound]
fix your bent antennae tune it in and then I'm gonna
enter in and up under your skin like a splinter
The center of attention back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since posting
Infesting in your minds and nesting
Testing "Attention Please" feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
here's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?
King Of Beasts
Jun 15 2013, 04:19 AM

That made my day black hand!
Elisabeth Hollow
Jun 15 2013, 04:23 AM
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Jun 14 2013, 10:11 PM)

An ode to the Trials and Tribulation of the King of Beasts.
I loved that!
King Of Beasts
Jun 15 2013, 05:11 AM
So....what's everyone who's online at this time up to?
Elisabeth Hollow
Jun 15 2013, 05:15 AM
I'm in a hotel room with Snuggles, wondering how early I'd have to get up to go get the makeup I forgot.
And kind of pissed my sisters wedding is outside. Who plans a June wedding out-[censored]-side?!
King Of Beasts
Jun 15 2013, 05:16 AM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jun 14 2013, 08:15 PM)

I'm in a hotel room with Snuggles, wondering how early I'd have to get up to go get the makeup I forgot.
And kind of pissed my sisters wedding is outside. Who plans a June wedding out-[censored]-side?!
A wedding outside. In the summer. In Texas. Is your sister insane?
Elisabeth Hollow
Jun 15 2013, 05:19 AM
The place is gorgeous, but if I come back saying I passed out from heat stroke,don't be surprised XD
King Of Beasts
Jun 15 2013, 05:20 AM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jun 14 2013, 08:19 PM)

The place is gorgeous, but if I come back saying I passed out from heat stroke,don't be surprised XD
I won't be surprised to the slightest degree. I couldn't imagine standing outside in the sun, during the sunmertime in a suit, lol
You're wearing a dress though, so you're spared to a certain degree
Elisabeth Hollow
Jun 15 2013, 05:22 AM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jun 14 2013, 11:20 PM)

I won't be surprised to the slightest degree. I couldn't imagine standing outside in the sun, during the sunmertime in a suit, lol
You're wearing a dress though, so you're spared to a certain degree

Its navy blue
King Of Beasts
Jun 15 2013, 05:24 AM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jun 14 2013, 08:22 PM)

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jun 14 2013, 11:20 PM)

I won't be surprised to the slightest degree. I couldn't imagine standing outside in the sun, during the sunmertime in a suit, lol
You're wearing a dress though, so you're spared to a certain degree

Its navy blue

I take back what I said about you being spared
Wait. She's having her wedding outside in the summer, an making all the women wear navy blue dresses? Um....does she have it out for the entire female
race population?
Elisabeth Hollow
Jun 15 2013, 05:29 AM
Just her nine bridesmaids lol
King Of Beasts
Jun 15 2013, 05:32 AM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jun 14 2013, 08:29 PM)

Just her nine bridesmaids lol
Nine? I thought there was only supposed to be one.
Don't judge me, I don't pay attention to wedding rules
Elisabeth Hollow
Jun 15 2013, 05:37 AM
I had one, but you can have as many as you want I think.
King Of Beasts
Jun 15 2013, 05:37 AM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jun 14 2013, 08:37 PM)

I had one, but you can have as many as you want I think.
Dude, imagine a wedding with ten thousand bridesmaids.....
treydog
Jun 15 2013, 11:51 AM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jun 15 2013, 12:37 AM)

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jun 14 2013, 08:37 PM)

I had one, but you can have as many as you want I think.
Dude, imagine a wedding with ten thousand bridesmaids.....

Yeah but 9990 of them will be CGI..... Maybe Liz should send a holographic projection of herself from the air-conditioned comfort of her room?
One note from my own "being
dragooned into- asked nicely to participate in" a wedding. When you are standing there, waiting as the ceremony drones on... and on... and on....
DO NOT
Under any circumstances
Lock your knees!
Being remembered as "the person who passed out at so-and-so's wedding" is NOT the sort of fame one wishes to seek. And then of course, there will be the rumors about "why it affected you that way."
This has been a public service announcement from The Random Treydog Network. The next PSA will probably deal with embarrassing health issues and will appear during a meal- or when you are trying to set a romantic mood with your SO. Of course- if you are trying to set a romantic mood, why the devil is the TV on? Or maybe it will be about garden slugs.
ThatSkyrimGuy
Jun 15 2013, 12:52 PM
QUOTE(treydog @ Jun 15 2013, 05:51 AM)

...DO NOT
Under any circumstances
Lock your knees!
Being remembered as "the person who passed out at so-and-so's wedding" is NOT the sort of fame one wishes to seek. And then of course, there will be the rumors about "why it affected you that way."
This has been a public service announcement from The Random Treydog Network. The next PSA will probably deal with embarrassing health issues and will appear during a meal- or when you are trying to set a romantic mood with your SO. Of course- if you are trying to set a romantic mood, why the devil is the TV on? Or maybe it will be about garden slugs.
I can add another little snip-it of advice on the topic. Whenever you are best man / bridesmaid at an outdoor wedding on a lawn, be mindful of where you are going to be standing. I was in this particular situation on a hot summer day in the Florida panhandle, best man to my best friend. I thought sweat was rolling down my legs until the ceremony was over and I moved. Turned out I was a bit too close to an ant bed. As soon as I moved, dozens of the little buggers began biting me. It's the only time in my life that I disrobed out of a rented tux in front of a crowd.
ImperialSnob
Jun 15 2013, 01:39 PM
So,anyone ever seen Kevin Ware's injury?
Yeah,ouch.
Elisabeth Hollow
Jun 15 2013, 01:43 PM
QUOTE(ThatSkyrimGuy @ Jun 15 2013, 06:52 AM)

I can add another little snip-it of advice on the topic. Whenever you are best man / bridesmaid at an outdoor wedding on a lawn, be mindful of where you are going to be standing. I was in this particular situation on a hot summer day in the Florida panhandle, best man to my best friend. I thought sweat was rolling down my legs until the ceremony was over and I moved. Turned out I was a bit too close to an ant bed. As soon as I moved, dozens of the little buggers began biting me. It's the only time in my life that I disrobed out of a rented tux in front of a crowd.

AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!
King Coin
Jun 15 2013, 02:41 PM
QUOTE(ThatSkyrimGuy @ Jun 15 2013, 06:52 AM)

It's the only time in my life that I disrobed out of a rented tux in front of a crowd.

That's rather specific to tuxes...
ImperialSnob
Jun 15 2013, 03:36 PM
I HAVE A QUESTION!
What song do you hate that everyone loves but it can't be Gangnam style or anything by bieber.
King Of Beasts
Jun 15 2013, 03:50 PM
QUOTE(ImperialSnob @ Jun 15 2013, 06:36 AM)

I HAVE A QUESTION!
What song do you hate that everyone loves but it can't be Gangnam style or anything by bieber.
Oh, there's a lot, I just don't remember the names.
I simply don't like pop in general, and that seems to the genre with the most crappy songs that almost EVERYONE loves.
There's also all those newer rap songs that are always about the same thing, just said in a different way.
Still can't remember names though....
There's that one song by Drake that's always playing on the radio.....
ImperialSnob
Jun 15 2013, 04:10 PM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jun 15 2013, 03:50 PM)

QUOTE(ImperialSnob @ Jun 15 2013, 06:36 AM)

I HAVE A QUESTION!
What song do you hate that everyone loves but it can't be Gangnam style or anything by bieber.
Oh, there's a lot, I just don't remember the names.
I simply don't like pop in general, and that seems to the genre with the most crappy songs that almost EVERYONE loves.
There's also all those newer rap songs that are always about the same thing, just said in a different way.
Still can't remember names though....
There's that one song by Drake that's always playing on the radio.....
Never heard of it.
Elisabeth Hollow
Jun 15 2013, 04:20 PM
Pretty much most rap played on the radio. I took the time to actually listen to some lyrics and it's NONSENSE!!
King Of Beasts
Jun 15 2013, 04:22 PM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jun 15 2013, 07:20 AM)

Pretty much most rap played on the radio. I took the time to actually listen to some lyrics and it's NONSENSE!!
Dude, it all pretty much the same things said in different ways. It's always about women, money, drugs, success, and sex. That's all rap is about. I'm good with older rap, and I like eminem....
Elisabeth Hollow
Jun 15 2013, 04:25 PM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jun 15 2013, 10:22 AM)

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jun 15 2013, 07:20 AM)

Pretty much most rap played on the radio. I took the time to actually listen to some lyrics and it's NONSENSE!!
Dude, it all pretty much the same things said in different ways. It's always about women, money, drugs, success, and sex. That's all rap is about. I'm good with older rap, and I like eminem....
Usually it's not even that, it's just a bunch of words that sound alike and are SORT OF related to each other lol
King Of Beasts
Jun 15 2013, 04:28 PM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jun 15 2013, 07:25 AM)

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jun 15 2013, 10:22 AM)

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jun 15 2013, 07:20 AM)

Pretty much most rap played on the radio. I took the time to actually listen to some lyrics and it's NONSENSE!!
Dude, it all pretty much the same things said in different ways. It's always about women, money, drugs, success, and sex. That's all rap is about. I'm good with older rap, and I like eminem....
Usually it's not even that, it's just a bunch of words that sound alike and are SORT OF related to each other lol
Rap today just sucks. It reeks of swag, and I simply can't stand that
Elisabeth Hollow
Jun 15 2013, 04:31 PM
I don't even know what swag is!!
King Of Beasts
Jun 15 2013, 04:32 PM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jun 15 2013, 07:31 AM)

I don't even know what swag is!!
Must I explain?!
Elisabeth Hollow
Jun 15 2013, 04:36 PM
No, because I really don't care lol
King Of Beasts
Jun 15 2013, 04:37 PM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jun 15 2013, 07:36 AM)

No, because I really don't care lol
Thank god
ImperialSnob
Jun 15 2013, 04:44 PM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jun 15 2013, 04:28 PM)

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jun 15 2013, 07:25 AM)

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jun 15 2013, 10:22 AM)

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jun 15 2013, 07:20 AM)

Pretty much most rap played on the radio. I took the time to actually listen to some lyrics and it's NONSENSE!!
Dude, it all pretty much the same things said in different ways. It's always about women, money, drugs, success, and sex. That's all rap is about. I'm good with older rap, and I like eminem....
Usually it's not even that, it's just a bunch of words that sound alike and are SORT OF related to each other lol
Rap today just sucks. It reeks of swag, and I simply can't stand that

Not all of it,Hodspin is one of the best rappers ever.
In Mind of Lil Hodspin he just goes crazy on Tyler the creator and it's some of the best rapping ever!
King Of Beasts
Jun 15 2013, 04:45 PM
Of course not ALL of it, there's always going to be at least some good rappers, but a lot of it isn't too good...
ImperialSnob
Jun 15 2013, 04:45 PM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jun 15 2013, 04:45 PM)

Of course not ALL of it, there's always going to be at least some good rappers, but a lot of it isn't too good...
Like anyone from Young Money.
King Of Beasts
Jun 15 2013, 04:53 PM
QUOTE(ImperialSnob @ Jun 15 2013, 07:45 AM)

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jun 15 2013, 04:45 PM)

Of course not ALL of it, there's always going to be at least some good rappers, but a lot of it isn't too good...
Like anyone from Young Money.
Young money. Don't like any of the rappers on that label

They have a few good songs, but I'm not really a fan.
ImperialSnob
Jun 15 2013, 04:54 PM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jun 15 2013, 04:53 PM)

QUOTE(ImperialSnob @ Jun 15 2013, 07:45 AM)

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jun 15 2013, 04:45 PM)

Of course not ALL of it, there's always going to be at least some good rappers, but a lot of it isn't too good...
Like anyone from Young Money.
Young money. Don't like any of the rappers on that label

They have a few good songs, but I'm not really a fan.
Because I got a *drum* grocrey bag.
WHAT DOES IT MEAN!
King Of Beasts
Jun 15 2013, 04:56 PM
QUOTE(ImperialSnob @ Jun 15 2013, 07:54 AM)

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jun 15 2013, 04:53 PM)

QUOTE(ImperialSnob @ Jun 15 2013, 07:45 AM)

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jun 15 2013, 04:45 PM)

Of course not ALL of it, there's always going to be at least some good rappers, but a lot of it isn't too good...
Like anyone from Young Money.
Young money. Don't like any of the rappers on that label

They have a few good songs, but I'm not really a fan.
Because I got a *drum* grocrey bag.
WHAT DOES IT MEAN!
I don't even know! Young money is nonsense!
Elisabeth Hollow
Jun 15 2013, 05:37 PM
Sigh. This is boring. Women are so boring.
King Of Beasts
Jun 15 2013, 05:41 PM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jun 15 2013, 08:37 AM)

Sigh. This is boring. Women are so boring.
See, this is why it's better to look beyond makeup and fashionable clothing( not saying all women are like that, no offense intended! I swear!)
Elisabeth Hollow
Jun 15 2013, 05:59 PM
They're deciding what to do with my hair lol
King Of Beasts
Jun 15 2013, 06:00 PM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jun 15 2013, 08:59 AM)

They're deciding what to do with my hair lol
Watch them cut it off XD
mirocu
Jun 15 2013, 06:19 PM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jun 15 2013, 06:37 PM)

Sigh. This is boring. Women are so boring.
Not on the beach in their bikini they arenīt

I need a girlfriend, donīt I?
Elisabeth Hollow
Jun 15 2013, 06:33 PM
QUOTE(mirocu @ Jun 15 2013, 12:19 PM)

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jun 15 2013, 06:37 PM)

Sigh. This is boring. Women are so boring.
Not on the beach in their bikini they arenīt

I need a girlfriend, donīt I?

You don't have to talk to them then XD
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