Full Version: The Everything Thread
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I thought that said something much worse at first glance.
QUOTE(Cain @ Dec 12 2016, 10:24 AM) 
I thought that said something much worse at first glance.
Bahahaha!
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 13 2016, 01:47 AM)
QUOTE(Cain @ Dec 12 2016, 10:24 AM)
I thought that said something much worse at first glance.
Bahahaha!
KWEFEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHE
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Dec 12 2016, 06:14 PM)
KWEFEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHE
Truly, the laugh of a madman
Nice to see you btw, Uleni
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 12 2016, 01:34 PM)
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Dec 12 2016, 06:14 PM)
KWEFEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHE
Truly, the laugh of a madman
Or two separate madmen inside one skull? If it works for Sheogorath ...
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 13 2016, 03:34 AM)
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Dec 12 2016, 06:14 PM)
KWEFEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHE
Truly, the laugh of a madman
Nice to see you btw, Uleni
You too, Raven-Shotgun!
QUOTE(ghastley @ Dec 13 2016, 03:36 AM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 12 2016, 01:34 PM)
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Dec 12 2016, 06:14 PM)
KWEFEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHE
Truly, the laugh of a madman
Or two separate madmen inside one skull? If it works for Sheogorath ...
42. 42 separate madmen. They're all teaching me something about life, the universe, and how to properly hitchhike.
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Dec 12 2016, 07:39 PM)
42. 42 separate madmen. They're all teaching me something about life, the universe, and how to properly hitchhike.
A very important skill indeed. Perhaps, it is the most important one of all....
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 13 2016, 03:41 AM)
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Dec 12 2016, 07:39 PM)
42. 42 separate madmen. They're all teaching me something about life, the universe, and how to properly hitchhike.
A very important skill indeed. Perhaps, it is the most important one of all....
Yep, that it is.
*sighs contentedly*
Who knew it would involve threatening them with baloons of all things?
That sure wasn´t my first idea!
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Dec 12 2016, 06:39 PM)
QUOTE(ghastley @ Dec 13 2016, 03:36 AM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 12 2016, 01:34 PM)
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Dec 12 2016, 06:14 PM)
KWEFEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHE
Truly, the laugh of a madman
Or two separate madmen inside one skull? If it works for Sheogorath ...
42. 42 separate madmen. They're all teaching me something about life, the universe, and how to properly hitchhike.
...
Wouldn't that mean that you also have 42 towels inside your skull too?
How do any thoughts get out?
As a side effect of the Total Perspective Vortex, they're actually the same towel, at the point of intersection of the various realities. (Just beyond the Shoe Event Horizon).
Where you can coincidentally find Shoe0nHead
QUOTE(ghastley @ Dec 12 2016, 01:56 PM)
(Just beyond the Shoe Event Horizon).
Shoes?! Could they be boots instead? Khajiit loves boots!
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 12 2016, 08:09 PM)
QUOTE(ghastley @ Dec 12 2016, 01:56 PM)
(Just beyond the Shoe Event Horizon).
Shoes?! Could they be boots instead? Khajiit loves boots!
Too obvious, I'll get the next one
Hmm.
I wonder if we have any iced cream left for Uleni?
I wonder if we have any iced cream left for Uleni?
Nope. It melted.
It was mostly mint/chocolate anyway, so it's no big deal
It was mostly mint/chocolate anyway, so it's no big deal
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 12 2016, 02:33 PM)
mint/chocolate
*vomits*
I think I like that but I haven´t had in it in a long time.
I can't stand mint and chocolate together. It's just vile.
But if I recall correctly Uleni is a big fan of it
But if I recall correctly Uleni is a big fan of it
Khajiit can not even look at one of those cookies with the mint and chocolate without wanting to yak.
Hey, more mint for Uleni and me then! 
*sharpens knives and looks at your throats hungrily*
Do you know what I do to people who don't like chocolate/mint?
Do you know what I do to people who don't like chocolate/mint?
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Dec 12 2016, 02:52 PM)
*sharpens knives and looks at your throats hungrily*
Do you know what I do to people who don't like chocolate/mint?
The same thing you do to people who do?
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 12 2016, 09:54 PM)
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Dec 12 2016, 02:52 PM)
*sharpens knives and looks at your throats hungrily*
Do you know what I do to people who don't like chocolate/mint?
The same thing you do to people who do?
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 12 2016, 08:54 PM)
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Dec 12 2016, 02:52 PM)
*sharpens knives and looks at your throats hungrily*
Do you know what I do to people who don't like chocolate/mint?
The same thing you do to people who do?
Yup.
He eats both types of people.
With mint/choc chip ice cream.
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 13 2016, 05:57 AM)
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 12 2016, 08:54 PM)
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Dec 12 2016, 02:52 PM)
*sharpens knives and looks at your throats hungrily*
Do you know what I do to people who don't like chocolate/mint?
The same thing you do to people who do?
Yup.
He eats both types of people.
With mint/choc chip ice cream.
Oh, nothing so savage as that, I assure you. I just ... tie them in a chair someplace dank, keep open their mouth with a nifty contraption aaaaand force feed them Le Divine et Magnifique Chocolat et Mint.
THEN I eat them.
Ah, my mistake.
Can´t you settle with the ice cream?
Sigh.
Some people just take things just one step too far
Sigh.
Some people just take things just one step too far
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 13 2016, 06:05 AM)
Can´t you settle with the ice cream?
Sigh.
Some people just take things just one step too far
WHOOP WHOOP DURRRRRRRRRRR
Oh, dear.
I think Uleni just snapped. Again
I think Uleni just snapped. Again
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 13 2016, 06:08 AM)
Oh, dear.
I think Uleni just snapped. Again
Believe you me, this is just the beginning. I aim to stay in Chorrol for good this time. Other forums are just so meeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh. So break out the champagne and bake the cakes! The U-Man is back! Hoohoohoohooo
In that case Uleni, what are you playing these days? Assuming, of course, that you're playing anything at all.
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Dec 12 2016, 10:12 PM)
Believe you me, this is just the beginning. I aim to stay in Chorrol for good this time. Other forums are just so meeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh. So break out the champagne and bake the cakes! The U-Man is back! Hoohoohoohooo
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 13 2016, 06:15 AM)
In that case Uleni, what are you playing these days? Assuming, of course, that you're playing anything at all.
Icewind Dale and Baldur's Gate; its brutalizing me like Dark Souls did but I'm loving it dearly. How about you, what're you playing?
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Dec 12 2016, 09:18 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 13 2016, 06:15 AM)
In that case Uleni, what are you playing these days? Assuming, of course, that you're playing anything at all.
Icewind Dale and Baldur's Gate; its brutalizing me like Dark Souls did but I'm loving it dearly. How about you, what're you playing?
I've never played Icewind Dale, but Baldur's Gate is a damn good game.
I'm mostly bouncing back and forth between Pokemon Moon and Skyrim at this point.
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Dec 12 2016, 03:12 PM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 13 2016, 06:08 AM)
Oh, dear.
I think Uleni just snapped. Again
Believe you me, this is just the beginning. I aim to stay in Chorrol for good this time. Other forums are just so meeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh. So break out the champagne and bake the cakes! The U-Man is back! Hoohoohoohooo
Huzzzaahh!!! Champagne, ice cream, and the red stuff all around!!
Om nom nom.
It's been too long since I last had a peanut butter sandwich
It's been too long since I last had a peanut butter sandwich
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 13 2016, 07:04 AM)
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Dec 12 2016, 03:12 PM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 13 2016, 06:08 AM)
Oh, dear.
I think Uleni just snapped. Again
Believe you me, this is just the beginning. I aim to stay in Chorrol for good this time. Other forums are just so meeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh. So break out the champagne and bake the cakes! The U-Man is back! Hoohoohoohooo
Huzzzaahh!!! Champagne, ice cream, and the red stuff all around!!
I'm liking your style, my fine feline friend. Liking it indeed.
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 12 2016, 11:05 PM)
Om nom nom.
It's been too long since I last had a peanut butter sandwich
-Would you care for a baseball bat to go with that, sir?
Baseball bat?
But I didn't even mention jelly
But I didn't even mention jelly
Pnut butta jelly
Pnut butta jelly
Pnut butta jelly and a baseball bat
Pnut butta jelly
Pnut butta jelly and a baseball bat
While I recall it popping up in an episode of Family Guy, I've no idea where they got got from...
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 12 2016, 04:21 PM)
While I recall it popping up in an episode of Family Guy, I've no idea where they got got from...
Apparently it's an actual song...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eRBOgtp0Hac
That is just weird... 
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 12 2016, 04:34 PM)
That is just weird...
Lol, there's one about ice cream and cake too...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mIbUPjtz9Kw
Vanilla ice cream never fails 
I've gotta agree with that. You just can't beat classic vanilla ice cream
Oh, dear.
When Callidus actually agrees with me I have to start re-evaluate things...
When Callidus actually agrees with me I have to start re-evaluate things...
Does this mean I can change the way you think by agreeing with you on certain things?
Well, it´s not really that easy across the board, you know
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