....
The final attack commences.
The squirrels plans had been laid from decades before in the woodwork...like nuts stored for winter. And now Jack Frost came a-nipping at the Obscuromanoan Empire's nose...like a massive army of squirrels.
"DAMN! Now *THAT* is a *LOT* of squirrels!"Senate:"You failed us Legateaux! Now we are about to be quartered and eliminated to the last man! The fourth defeat!!"
LEGATEAUX:"Not if we eliminate the ancestor of all these squirrels....Squirella Connor!"
SENATE: "Dear Gods! You've gone mad! ABANDON
THREAD EMPIRE!!!"
Kilometers Miles below the site of the soon-to-be-massacre, generators composed and built of the most cutting edge technology hum to life....a silhouette is seen an instant before it is swallowed by a sphere of negative light.
Chorrol Coffee Shop, Thirty Four Years AgoA figure stands up in the middle of the parking lot at night.......
SMARTASS Mode Activated.......Scanning Humanoids.....Mission Parameter: Acquire Camouflage.....
Scanning Humanoid: IDENTIFY: 'Kiln'......Size Parameters Match...Set to Acquisition Mode: LEVEL 491
*Black Hand approaches Kiln butt-naked*
"Nice to see you in the sequel, but I'm afraid the Gap Card won't do this time. I need your clothes, your worn-out sneakers, and the keys to your teal-green Vespa scooter......again."