QUOTE(Kiln @ Jan 4 2014, 10:38 PM) 
You guys are so ridiculously punny.
Vital is, Iīm just making stupid not-as-funny jokes
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You guys are so ridiculously punny.
Vital is, Iīm just making stupid not-as-funny jokes
QUOTE(mirocu @ Jan 5 2014, 08:37 AM)
QUOTE(Vital @ Jan 4 2014, 10:33 PM)
Some people don't like elevators. Personally I find them very uplifting
Phhhhahaha!
QUOTE(Kiln @ Jan 5 2014, 08:38 AM)
You guys are so ridiculously punny.
PUN ALERT!
-Is it a bird? Is it a plane??? 
-Nah. Itīs just Superman
-Nah. Itīs just Superman
QUOTE(mirocu @ Jan 5 2014, 08:39 AM)
QUOTE(Kiln @ Jan 4 2014, 10:38 PM)
You guys are so ridiculously punny.
Vital is, Iīm just making stupid not-as-funny jokes
I think I'm running out of puns
This is the last one I can remember...
When I expressed my concern for my brother's addiction to brake fluid he told me he could stop any time..
This is terrible...
Wow, you guys are still at it?
Maybe we should get a whole spin off thred for puns, just so we can actually discuss things here again
Then again, you could say Vital's are very important, necessary, even
Maybe we should get a whole spin off thred for puns, just so we can actually discuss things here again
Then again, you could say Vital's are very important, necessary, even
I like camping. It's intents.
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 4 2014, 09:45 PM)
I like camping. It's intents.
But not very relaxing.
The more people go camping, the more tents you get
V and L - 
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Jan 5 2014, 08:44 AM)
Wow, you guys are still at it?
Maybe we should get a whole spin off thred for puns, just so we can actually discuss things here again
Then again, you could say Vital's are very important, necessary, even
I spewed water everywhere
QUOTE(Vital @ Jan 4 2014, 09:46 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Jan 5 2014, 08:44 AM)
Wow, you guys are still at it?
Maybe we should get a whole spin off thred for puns, just so we can actually discuss things here again
Then again, you could say Vital's are very important, necessary, even
I spewed water everywhere
And left not a drop to drink?
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 5 2014, 08:45 AM)
I like camping. It's intents.
I remembered another 'camping intents' pun....
Doubt it's appropriate for the forum
Heh, just thought of this:
OWWWWWWW
WHY DO I ENJOY THIS?!
Because girls just wanna have puns
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 4 2014, 07:24 PM)
OWWWWWWW
WHY DO I ENJOY THIS?!
Because girls just wanna have puns
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Jan 5 2014, 08:47 AM)
QUOTE(Vital @ Jan 4 2014, 09:46 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Jan 5 2014, 08:44 AM)
Wow, you guys are still at it?
Maybe we should get a whole spin off thred for puns, just so we can actually discuss things here again
Then again, you could say Vital's are very important, necessary, even
I spewed water everywhere
And left not a drop to drink?
Not one drop...
Oh, my god! Iīve bought so many NES games tonight! 
QUOTE(Vital @ Jan 4 2014, 09:49 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Jan 5 2014, 08:47 AM)
QUOTE(Vital @ Jan 4 2014, 09:46 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Jan 5 2014, 08:44 AM)
Wow, you guys are still at it?
Maybe we should get a whole spin off thred for puns, just so we can actually discuss things here again
Then again, you could say Vital's are very important, necessary, even
I spewed water everywhere
And left not a drop to drink?
Not one drop...
In which case, the only way is up
@Mirocu: You mean the Collector is running rampant again
*Runs outside, lights the Accountant Signal*
QUOTE(Vital @ Jan 4 2014, 03:48 PM)
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 5 2014, 08:45 AM)
I like camping. It's intents.
I remembered another 'camping intents' pun....
Doubt it's appropriate for the forum
You ever had sex while camping?
It's [censored] intense (in tents) lLOL
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Jan 5 2014, 08:49 AM)
Heh, just thought of this:
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 4 2014, 07:24 PM)
OWWWWWWW
WHY DO I ENJOY THIS?!
Because girls just wanna have puns
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 5 2014, 08:52 AM)
QUOTE(Vital @ Jan 4 2014, 03:48 PM)
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 5 2014, 08:45 AM)
I like camping. It's intents.
I remembered another 'camping intents' pun....
Doubt it's appropriate for the forum
You ever had sex while camping?
It's [censored] intense (in tents) lLOL
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Jan 4 2014, 10:50 PM)
@Mirocu: You mean the Collector is running rampant again
*Runs outside, lights the Accountant Signal*
I think itīs to no avail
I like bird puns too. They make me quack up. Sometimes they can make things Hawk-ward though.
QUOTE(Vital @ Jan 4 2014, 10:56 PM)
I like bird puns too. They make me quack up. Sometimes they can make things Hawk-ward though.
Rocu approves!
QUOTE(mirocu @ Jan 5 2014, 08:59 AM)
QUOTE(Vital @ Jan 4 2014, 10:56 PM)
I like bird puns too. They make me quack up. Sometimes they can make things Hawk-ward though.
Rocu approves!
Yay!
Seriously though. I don't mean to ruin the pun but these are getting out of hand...
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 4 2014, 09:52 PM)
QUOTE(Vital @ Jan 4 2014, 03:48 PM)
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 5 2014, 08:45 AM)
I like camping. It's intents.
I remembered another 'camping intents' pun....
Doubt it's appropriate for the forum
You ever had sex while camping?
It's [censored] intense (in tents) lLOL
I've heard some guys have a problem getting it up though
QUOTE(mirocu @ Jan 4 2014, 09:59 PM)
QUOTE(Vital @ Jan 4 2014, 10:56 PM)
I like bird puns too. They make me quack up. Sometimes they can make things Hawk-ward though.
Rocu approves!
I'm not surprised.
You're always raven about them.
QUOTE(Vital @ Jan 4 2014, 10:04 PM)
Seriously though. I don't mean to ruin the pun but these are getting out of hand...
I'm inclined to agree. These tent ones are getting pretty borderline.
Ha!
Callidus, those were too good
I can't make puns. I think there's something wrong with me lol
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 4 2014, 10:06 PM)
I can't make puns. I think there's something wrong with me lol
Too easy, too easy
But perhaps you're bark is worse than you're bite?
Okay, one more camping one:
You're guaranteed a good night's rest when you go camping, after all, you bring sleepin' bags.
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 4 2014, 11:06 PM)
I can't make puns. I think there's something wrong with me lol
I can barely make them either
But iss all good, got me some games tonight
I can't respond to that
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 4 2014, 10:10 PM)
I can't respond to that
I win!
I'm in Texas. I'll always be in the border
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Jan 5 2014, 09:07 AM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 4 2014, 10:06 PM)
I can't make puns. I think there's something wrong with me lol
Too easy, too easy
But perhaps you're bark is worse than you're bite?
Okay, one more camping one:
You're guaranteed a good night's rest when you go camping, after all, you bring sleepin' bags.
I was arrested while camping once. The policeman said I was loitering within tent
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 4 2014, 05:12 PM)
I'm in Texas. I'll always be in the border
Does that have something to do with Texas being big?
OH NO!!!
With all these puns, the thread's unraveling
With all these puns, the thread's unraveling
I still havenīt told you guys what games I got! 
Well, canīt name them all anyway
Well, canīt name them all anyway
QUOTE(mirocu @ Jan 4 2014, 10:17 PM)
I still havenīt told you guys what games I got!
Well, canīt name them all anyway
Well, just name as many as you can.
This thread needs a break from the incessant punning.
It was only supposed to be a joke, but everyone seemed to just pun with it.
A gay deer walked into a bar. He came back out and said
"I can't believe I blew fifty bucks!"
"I can't believe I blew fifty bucks!"
QUOTE(mirocu @ Jan 4 2014, 10:17 PM)
I still havenīt told you guys what games I got!
Well, canīt name them all anyway
I 'll bite. What did you get?
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 4 2014, 11:18 PM)
A gay deer walked into a bar. He came back out and said
"I can't believe I blew fifty bucks!"
*literally rolls down on floor laughing my behind off*
QUOTE(Kiln @ Jan 4 2014, 11:19 PM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Jan 4 2014, 10:17 PM)
I still havenīt told you guys what games I got!
Well, canīt name them all anyway
I 'll bite. What did you get?
Iīm focusing on the 18 launch titles now. I got Golf, Tennis, Donkey Kong JR Math and I placed a bid on Wrecking Crew. I also got Mach Rider, Urban Champion and F-15 Strike Eagle.
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 4 2014, 10:18 PM)
A gay deer walked into a bar. He came back out and said
"I can't believe I blew fifty bucks!"
Now there's a pun that could leave a bad taste in the mouth.
But seriously, I think we should veer away from the dirty puns, before they get any dodgier.
And I'm not just targeting you Kobby, this very definitely includes me.
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 5 2014, 09:18 AM)
A gay deer walked into a bar. He came back out and said
"I can't believe I blew fifty bucks!"
That pun wasn't THAT bad lol
I'm outta puns anyway
I'm outta puns anyway
Maybe we should settle down now
I agree, my pun supply is exhausted..
I can make science jokes lol
QUOTE(Vital @ Jan 4 2014, 11:28 PM)
I agree, my pun supply is exhausted..
You donīt drive an electric car, then?
Cause, you know.... exhaust....
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 4 2014, 10:26 PM)
That pun wasn't THAT bad lol
I just meant that the puns were getting dirtier, best to stop it before someone (quite possibly me) goes that little bit too far.
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 4 2014, 10:26 PM)
I'm outta puns anyway
QUOTE(Vital @ Jan 4 2014, 10:28 PM)
I agree, my pun supply is exhausted..
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
My pun supply is infinite!!
QUOTE(mirocu @ Jan 4 2014, 10:27 PM)
Maybe we should settle down now
Sounds like a plan.
QUOTE(mirocu @ Jan 5 2014, 09:29 AM)
QUOTE(Vital @ Jan 4 2014, 11:28 PM)
I agree, my pun supply is exhausted..
You donīt drive an electric car, then?
Cause, you know.... exhaust....
QUOTE(Vital @ Jan 4 2014, 11:34 PM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Jan 5 2014, 09:29 AM)
QUOTE(Vital @ Jan 4 2014, 11:28 PM)
I agree, my pun supply is exhausted..
You donīt drive an electric car, then?
Cause, you know.... exhaust....
I KNOW!! ITīS SO STINKING BAD!
Anyway, moving on...
Trying to decide which 3DS game to play.
It comes down to Pokemon Y or Fire Emblem Awakening.
I've been trying to decide on and off all day, and I've gotten nowhere
Trying to decide which 3DS game to play.
It comes down to Pokemon Y or Fire Emblem Awakening.
I've been trying to decide on and off all day, and I've gotten nowhere
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Jan 4 2014, 04:13 PM)
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Jan 4 2014, 05:12 PM)
I'm in Texas. I'll always be on the border
Does that have something to do with Texas being big?
Nooooooo, we're on the border of the US and Mexico XD
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