QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 5 2013, 07:32 PM)

There would be a duel to the death XD
Police: "How did your husband die, Ma'am?"
mALX: "He was fighting for me to have these breasts." *mALX shows picture*
Police: "Natural causes. Now, then. Where are those breasts now?"
mALX: "In Texas, where everything just grows bigger."
Police: *Cop gets on cell phone* "Honey, pack your things. We're moving to Texas!"