Full Version: The Everything Thread
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NO. HE CANT HAVE WAFFLES. ONLY BIRDSEED
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Nov 5 2013, 09:45 PM) 
NO. HE CANT HAVE WAFFLES. ONLY BIRDSEED
No need to shout wolfie, we get the idea.
Besides how's the birdie going to make any?
No opposable thumbs
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 5 2013, 09:44 PM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 5 2013, 09:40 PM)
Now I want waffles
The potato kind?
The belgian kind?
The Martian kind?
Kobby mean to birdie
But itīs all good, I guess. Canīt get too heavy to fly!
But itīs all good, I guess. Canīt get too heavy to fly!
Exactly. Im being a good friend and watching out for you 
QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 5 2013, 09:51 PM)
Kobby mean to birdie
But itīs all good, I guess. Canīt get too heavy to fly!
You sure?
I've got a rather nice catapult I could sell you if that ever happens
Vintage piece, only one owner, well maintained.
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 5 2013, 10:54 PM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 5 2013, 09:51 PM)
Kobby mean to birdie
But itīs all good, I guess. Canīt get too heavy to fly!
You sure?
I've got a rather nice catapult I could sell you if that ever happens
Vintage piece, only one owner, well maintained.
Only used to go to church on Sundays by a senior citizen?
QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 5 2013, 09:58 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 5 2013, 10:54 PM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 5 2013, 09:51 PM)
Kobby mean to birdie
But itīs all good, I guess. Canīt get too heavy to fly!
You sure?
I've got a rather nice catapult I could sell you if that ever happens
Vintage piece, only one owner, well maintained.
Only used to go to church on Sundays by a senior citizen?
Well it has seen the odd siege, but you wouldn't think so to look at it
Iīll takes it!
QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 5 2013, 10:02 PM)
Iīll takes it!
Would you like it giftwrapped?
Also we're currently doing a special offer on all siege equipment, if there's anything else you're looking for in that area.
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 5 2013, 11:04 PM)
Would you like it giftwrapped?
Please
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 5 2013, 11:04 PM)
Also we're currently doing a special offer on all siege equipment, if there's anything else you're looking for in that area.
Do you happen to have a battering ram?
QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 5 2013, 10:07 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 5 2013, 11:04 PM)
Would you like it giftwrapped?
Please
I'm afraid the only colour of wrapping paper we have in sufficient quantity is... well it's pink, with sparkly silver stars on it. Funnily enough nobody's ever requested it.
QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 5 2013, 10:07 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 5 2013, 11:04 PM)
Also we're currently doing a special offer on all siege equipment, if there's anything else you're looking for in that area.
Do you happen to have a battering ram?
Actually we stock several, in a variety of sizes. Would you prefer capped or uncapped?
The capped ones are more effective, but are also heavier because of it.
Or were you thinking of something more modern, we've got a handful similar to those used by SWAT teams.
Eeeh, on second thought. Hold the giftwrap
And capped! Definitely capped! And no SWAT stuff, Iīm going old school here
And capped! Definitely capped! And no SWAT stuff, Iīm going old school here
Sorry, too late, it's already giftwrapped. We work fast on that front. And besides, we need to clear space in the warehouse. We fired the clerk who ordered the giftwrap years ago, but never could find an excuse to get rid of it.
And we have a rather fine iron-capped battering ram, on wheels for easier deployment, complete with canopy rated to deflect anything up to crossbow bolts, and fire resistant for at least two hours. Currently on sale with a third off the standard price.
And we have a rather fine iron-capped battering ram, on wheels for easier deployment, complete with canopy rated to deflect anything up to crossbow bolts, and fire resistant for at least two hours. Currently on sale with a third off the standard price.
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 5 2013, 11:21 PM)
And we have a rather fine iron-capped battering ram, on wheels for easier deployment, complete with canopy rated to deflect anything up to crossbow bolts, and fire resistant for at least two hours. Currently on sale with a third off the standard price.
Well, what are you waiting for? Send it, post haste!
Very well, it should be arriving within the hour, giftwrapped as with the catapult. That takes care of the last of the paper, so we won't even charge for it
Awesome
Iīm Batman
Iīm Batman
SPAM ALL THE THINGS! I WILL BEAT YOU, IMPSNOB!!! MARK MY WORKS, LUKE AND JOHN!
QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 5 2013, 05:35 PM)
Awesome
Iīm Batman
And I'm superman
*Reads Rohirrim's post*
What the ****?
No, seriously, what the ****?
Awesome
Iīm Batman
And I'm superman
I'm Iron man
Marvellous fun
What the ****?
No, seriously, what the ****?
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Nov 5 2013, 10:41 PM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 5 2013, 05:35 PM)
Awesome
Iīm Batman
And I'm superman
I'm Iron man
Marvellous fun
Screw superman, I'm Thor 
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Nov 5 2013, 10:46 PM)
Screw superman, I'm Thor
Too late to jump on the Marvel bandwagon now, you're stuck over at DC Superman.
Better luck next time.
I'm Captain America!!!!
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 5 2013, 05:48 PM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Nov 5 2013, 10:46 PM)
Screw superman, I'm Thor
Too late to jump on the Marvel bandwagon now, you're stuck over at DC Superman.
Better luck next time.
Goddamnit!
At least I'm the best DC hero
So, I got a burger from duchess. They put the ketchup on the bottom bun. This is bothering me waaaay more than it should.
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Nov 5 2013, 10:58 PM)
I'm Captain America!!!!
Cap'
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Nov 5 2013, 05:41 PM)
*Reads Rohirrim's post*
What the ****?
No, seriously, what the ****?
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Nov 5 2013, 10:41 PM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 5 2013, 05:35 PM)
Awesome
Iīm Batman
And I'm superman
I'm Iron man
Marvellous fun
"Mark" my words...and then Luke and John...cuz I wanna make Mouth soon...yah?
Repeat that
So is that like a bible reference, as in; Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John?
Only thing that springs to mind with that sequence of names.
Only thing that springs to mind with that sequence of names.
Yeah...I dunno where I was going with that...-shrugs- 
It smells like barbecue outside lol
QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Nov 5 2013, 11:27 PM)
Yeah...I dunno where I was going with that...-shrugs-
Well I can see the logic behind it. As disciples they were speakers for another, like the mouths in House Telvanni.
If you put salt on a canker sore, it's said to heal it faster
I cannot describe the excruciating pain I am in right now
I cannot describe the excruciating pain I am in right now
I was about to point out the contrast between what you said and the smiley at the end, then remembered a previous conversation.
I mean I'm in so much pain it's funny
And on that note I'm done for the night.
Until next time...
Until next time...
Goodnight, lol
I'm lonely.
Do not fear!!! Kobby is here!!
I'm here. Sort of.
Anyone here?
I am now. My phone died. I'm home finally.
Welcome home!
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Nov 5 2013, 11:41 PM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 5 2013, 05:35 PM)
Iīm Batman
And I'm superman
I am what Gotham neeeds, not what it deseeeeerves. Because Gotham wants what it deseeeeeerves, instead of...... of.... what it waaaaaants.
EEEERRRRRRHHH!
Dark Knight
This post makes me remember how bad The Dark Knight Rises is.
Also:
Iron Man>>>Batman
Iron Man kicks Batmanīs butt 24/7-365!
Two guys, both very, very rich but only one of them is truly AWESOME!!
Two guys, both very, very rich but only one of them is truly AWESOME!!
QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 6 2013, 02:54 PM)
Iron Man kicks Batmanīs butt 24/7-365!
Two guys, both very, very rich but only one of them is truly AWESOME!!
Don't you understand, Mirocu? Having superpowers isn't the greatest superpower; having money is the greatest superpower.
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Nov 6 2013, 04:48 PM)
Don't you understand, Mirocu? Having superpowers isn't the greatest superpower; having money is the greatest superpower.
Yeah, they both have alot of money but Tony Stark still wins in awesomeness when comparing the two
QUOTE(mirocu @ Nov 6 2013, 03:50 PM)
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Nov 6 2013, 04:48 PM)
Don't you understand, Mirocu? Having superpowers isn't the greatest superpower; having money is the greatest superpower.
Yeah, they both have alot of money but Tony Stark still wins in awesomeness when comparing the two
*Batman swoops in from shadows, punches Mirocu and swoops out again before he can be caught, pursued or trapped, disappearing into the night like a shadow even more shadowy than Black Hand, because Batman*
*Shakes head and helps Mirocu up*
Poor, foolish Mirocu. Amateur error, that.
Watch Flashpoint Paradox, y'all. It's got Batman...sort of. And Wonderwoman kills children. Spoiler alert.
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