Also, I do like the music. Very fresh compared to the crap they spew out on the radio *sigh*
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I donīt actually drool, I just think theyīre cute
Also, I do like the music. Very fresh compared to the crap they spew out on the radio *sigh*
Also, I do like the music. Very fresh compared to the crap they spew out on the radio *sigh*
Heh, I haven't listened to the radio in years. It's just not worth it, when I can listen to good music on my mp3 player instead 
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 22 2016, 10:36 AM) 
Heh, I haven't listened to the radio in years.
I did listen to it in the fall of 2014 when I had my temporary job and I do listen to it in my cavator, but itīs not like when I listened every day at my steady job. But it doesnīt matter when I come back to it, itīs still the same bloody songs!
Sign of the times 
On another note, I've got to dig out my Lego later, and go through the box, make sure there's only Lego in there.
On another note, I've got to dig out my Lego later, and go through the box, make sure there's only Lego in there.
...
Why do you have to make sure thereīs just Lego in there? You always hide your marijuana in the sock drawer?
Why do you have to make sure thereīs just Lego in there? You always hide your marijuana in the sock drawer?
Because tomorrow I'm giving it all to my cousin, who's far more keen on Lego than I am, and is actually younger than some of my Lego is 
Is that the one who keeps hugging you to death?
Yup, I'm going over to see my aunt tomorrow. I've been informed that my cousin is really looking forward to seeing me, so if you don't hear from me tomorrow evening, you'll know it's because I've been hugged to death.
Right now, I'm trying to find out if I can get some body armour, a taser, and a tranquiliser gun before tomorrow
Or, failing that, just a roll of duct tape
Right now, I'm trying to find out if I can get some body armour, a taser, and a tranquiliser gun before tomorrow
Or, failing that, just a roll of duct tape
All the while I donīt speak to my aunt or my cousin, who btw isnīt a charming one-digit-year-old..
Itīs sad we donīt get along but itīs not for lack of trying. From my part. Yes, Iīm obviously biased but I really canīt get along with someone who tries to belittle me despite all the work Iīve previously done and who actually screamed at me for taking food at the dinner table when I was a friggin invited guest.
Itīs sad we donīt get along but itīs not for lack of trying. From my part. Yes, Iīm obviously biased but I really canīt get along with someone who tries to belittle me despite all the work Iīve previously done and who actually screamed at me for taking food at the dinner table when I was a friggin invited guest.
Wait, seriously?
That's crazy
That's crazy
I have no less than four witnesses who clearly remembers it, including her husband. Interestingly enough, my aunt herself doesnīt remember it..
But now you may see why we donīt speak.
But now you may see why we donīt speak.
That I do. Wow.
Come to think of it, I don't think I'll be speaking much to one of my aunts tomorrow. Last time I saw her she kind of freaked out a little when she saw I had a beard, so some of the family think she's pogonophobic
Come to think of it, I don't think I'll be speaking much to one of my aunts tomorrow. Last time I saw her she kind of freaked out a little when she saw I had a beard, so some of the family think she's pogonophobic
Thereīs always a phobia or an -ism, isnīt there? Well, Iīm glad you donīt have the same issue with your relatives as I do. My cousin is quite giggly and naive too but sheīs 40 years old and I canīt stand her
Also, we never had any contact whatsoever when we grew up. Donīt want it now either, honestly.
Friends you choose, relatives you get.
Floody smell. I better go back and watch the Hurt Locker video again.
Well, Iīm glad you donīt have the same issue with your relatives as I do. My cousin is quite giggly and naive too but sheīs 40 years old and I canīt stand her Also, we never had any contact whatsoever when we grew up. Donīt want it now either, honestly.
Friends you choose, relatives you get.
Floody smell. I better go back and watch the Hurt Locker video again.
Lot of boxes ticked there for the world we live in, wouldnīt you say?
I guess now would be a bad time to mention the giant robotic spider I've recently commissioned?
It's really cool. It's got anti-aircraft guns, fore and aft mounted laser turrets, and access to a city-wide surveillance grid. It even came with it's own genetically-modified security force
I mean sure, after that vid there are bound to be questions, but honestly, I only bought it because I thought the one in Wild Wild West looked really cool, but I wanted something more modern.
Honest
It's really cool. It's got anti-aircraft guns, fore and aft mounted laser turrets, and access to a city-wide surveillance grid. It even came with it's own genetically-modified security force
I mean sure, after that vid there are bound to be questions, but honestly, I only bought it because I thought the one in Wild Wild West looked really cool, but I wanted something more modern.
Honest
Hmm. I wonder if that spider of yours is slug-proof.
Only one way to find out, I guess
Only one way to find out, I guess
Bullets, bombs, and artillery too, according to the brochure. And the saleswoman(who was very good looking and sincere) even offered me a free ten year guarantee.
But how well does it withstand water sprayed from a garden hose? 
I don't think that can really be considered a threat to anything, let a lone a 60-foot tall armour-plated robotic spider.
Did I mention the paint job? It's a really cool dark green, with nickel-edging.
Did I mention the paint job? It's a really cool dark green, with nickel-edging.
But what if the water softens the ground to the point the spiderīs feet will just sink through endless mud, unable to get up?
Eh? Eh?
Eh? Eh?
Ah, this is an urban spider, city use only. So if I took it into a park that you'd somehow managed to flood I might have a problem, but in that scenario I'd just send in the weaponised drones instead.
So you knock me off for having guns but you order a giant spider with laser canons and drones?
Marvelous doublestandard you got there
Marvelous doublestandard you got there
Well, in my defense I didn't buy it for the guns, and it would cost extra to have them all removed.
Besides, I need something to defend myself from the inevitable horde of misinformed people trying to characterise me as some dystopian overlord and overthrow me.
Besides, I need something to defend myself from the inevitable horde of misinformed people trying to characterise me as some dystopian overlord and overthrow me.
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 22 2016, 11:08 PM)
Besides, I need something to defend myself from the inevitable horde of misinformed people trying to characterise me as some dystopian overlord and overthrow me.
I wonder wherever they got that idea from?
Anyway, off to bed!
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 22 2016, 05:04 PM)
So you knock me off for having guns but you order a giant spider with laser canons and drones?
Marvelous doublestandard you got there
This spider ROCKS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QR7vwRC6SFE
He needs to make it a lot bigger if Callidus is going to rule from atop it...
QUOTE(SubRosa @ Apr 22 2016, 05:29 PM)
He needs to make it a lot bigger if Callidus is going to rule from atop it...
QUOTE(SubRosa @ Apr 22 2016, 01:05 PM)
Ayy lmao
Kobby!
I have a new gaming habit!
Usually Iīve played all in one sitting, but with the evenings more and more bright I have developed a new strategy; play Oblivionīs daytime hours until it gets dark (ingame), then hop online for some shenanigans and by the time itīs dark outside irl, time to jump back into Oblivion and enjoy the nighttime!
Isnīt I brilliant?
Usually Iīve played all in one sitting, but with the evenings more and more bright I have developed a new strategy; play Oblivionīs daytime hours until it gets dark (ingame), then hop online for some shenanigans and by the time itīs dark outside irl, time to jump back into Oblivion and enjoy the nighttime!
Isnīt I brilliant?
QUOTE(SubRosa @ Apr 22 2016, 10:29 PM)
He needs to make it a lot bigger if Callidus is going to rule from atop it...
Woah, woah, woah. Who said anything about ruling?
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 23 2016, 06:31 AM)
Ayy lmao
KOBBY!!!
And yeah, survived the family gathering. True to form, my cousin all but attacked me the moment I arrived, but the Lego helped distract her.
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 23 2016, 10:08 PM)
survived the family gathering. True to form, my cousin all but attacked me the moment I arrived, but the Lego helped distract her.
I imagine itīs like throwing a piece of meat to a charging dog..
Something along those lines.
Gods, am I tired.
Later.
Gods, am I tired.
Later.
Already? Usually itīs me whoīs off first, but then again I wasnīt charged by an over-excited cousin today
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QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 23 2016, 01:31 AM)
Ayy lmao
KOBBY !!!!!!!!!!!!
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 23 2016, 04:15 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 23 2016, 10:08 PM)
survived the family gathering. True to form, my cousin all but attacked me the moment I arrived, but the Lego helped distract her.
I imagine itīs like throwing a piece of meat to a charging dog..
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 23 2016, 04:08 PM)
Woah, woah, woah. Who said anything about ruling?
Sorry, the die has been cast. You MUST rule! We took a vote while your cousin was squeezing you like a boa constrictor!
Guys. GUYS.
Itīs Sunday and the sun is up
Itīs Sunday and the sun is up
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 23 2016, 09:24 PM)
Already? Usually itīs me whoīs off first, but then again I wasnīt charged by an over-excited cousin today
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And on top of that I got roped into helping lug a wardrobe upstairs. The staircase had two landing, each at 90 degrees, and the wardrobe was too wide for the second landing so much faffing about was required to get it to the top of the stairs. It was incredibly awkward, and tiring.
QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 23 2016, 11:20 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 23 2016, 04:08 PM)
Woah, woah, woah. Who said anything about ruling?
Sorry, the die has been cast. You MUST rule! We took a vote while your cousin was squeezing you like a boa constrictor!
What? Who votes for someoe who owns a 60 foot tall, heavily armed and armoured robotic spider?
Or did you all decide I'm the perfect candidate for a dystopian overlord while I was gone?
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 24 2016, 12:50 PM)
What? Who votes for someoe who owns a 60 foot tall, heavily armed and armoured robotic spider?
Or did you all decide I'm the perfect candidate for a dystopian overlord while I was gone?
Yeah, we democratly voted for you to be the tyrannic overlord
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 24 2016, 06:50 AM)
What? Who votes for someoe who owns a 60 foot tall, heavily armed and armoured robotic spider?
Or did you all decide I'm the perfect candidate for a dystopian overlord while I was gone?
The giant robot laser spider is what got you voted in, Sire Overlord!
Snow and hail today though it didnīt stay for any length of time. Air was freezing and sun was warm making it difficult to dress today
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 24 2016, 03:56 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 24 2016, 12:50 PM)
What? Who votes for someoe who owns a 60 foot tall, heavily armed and armoured robotic spider?
Or did you all decide I'm the perfect candidate for a dystopian overlord while I was gone?
Yeah, we democratly voted for you to be the tyrannic overlord
Well, if I can ever get a proper goatee going, I'll certainly look the part
QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 24 2016, 03:59 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 24 2016, 06:50 AM)
What? Who votes for someoe who owns a 60 foot tall, heavily armed and armoured robotic spider?
Or did you all decide I'm the perfect candidate for a dystopian overlord while I was gone?
The giant robot laser spider is what got you voted in, Sire Overlord!
Careful, you don't want to give politicians ideas
Oh, yeah. Howīs the stash going for you?
Still a work in progress, unfortunately. For some reason it started growing unevenly, so I had to shave it off
Donīt shave it off, we can have a super villain with only one side to twirl
Eh, this time it doesn't seem lopsided, so villainous twirling should resume shortly
The monocle you already got but donīt forget the tall hat!
I think I might deviate from tradition there, and avoid the top hat, maybe get a trilby instead.
Doesnīt Paddington wear kind of a top hat?
I'm not sure what kind of hat Paddington wears, come to think of it...
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