Elisabeth Hollow
Aug 14 2013, 06:08 PM
QUOTE(Grits @ Aug 14 2013, 12:03 PM)

I saw a corset at lunch today. It was wearing a big girl (also very tall) with massive hair and a
lot of ink on display. We had kind of a small interaction. She was walking in front of me like she was in a parade all the way to the buffet line. When we got there she turned around and gave me a look like,
What are you staring at? So I leaned way around her to see if there were any samosas left.

LMFAO!!!!
mALX
Aug 14 2013, 06:18 PM
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Aug 14 2013, 10:47 AM)

The drummer from ZZ Top is the only one without a beard...He's called Frank Beard though...

...
Mary Beard is an excellent historian specialising in Roman stuff...
I admire both, though would hesitate to describe them as sexy...

..
When a women says beards are sexy, they are NOT talking ZZ Top beards. Think Colonel Mustard style beards - kept trimmed and excellent, not used to win "biggest/longest/wildest" beard contests.
McBadgere
Aug 14 2013, 06:18 PM
Sadly, I was put off corsets at a young age when I was allowed to watch The Rocky Horror Picture Show...

...
Damn you Tim Curry...

...
"I don't like men with too many muscles..."
"Well, I didn't make him for
you!..."
mALX
Aug 14 2013, 06:19 PM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 14 2013, 12:50 PM)

mALX isn't gonna bring the picture of that fish thing again, is she?

mALX is dead...
http://i434.photobucket.com/albums/qq67/Ma...zpsb2af4372.jpg
Elisabeth Hollow
Aug 14 2013, 06:20 PM
The only thing that movie put me off of was high heels.
How DARE he looks better in heels than me?! XD
McBadgere
Aug 14 2013, 06:25 PM
Although, sadly, with age...I'm becoming Riff-Raff's hair twin...

...
King Of Beasts
Aug 14 2013, 06:28 PM
QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 14 2013, 01:19 PM)

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 14 2013, 12:50 PM)

mALX isn't gonna bring the picture of that fish thing again, is she?

mALX is dead...
http://i434.photobucket.com/albums/qq67/Ma...zpsb2af4372.jpgNo. Don't die
ghastley
Aug 14 2013, 06:39 PM
Don't worry, Yuengling has remarkable regenerative properties, (not to mention making women look pretty,) if you drink enough of it.
mALX
Aug 14 2013, 07:01 PM
QUOTE(ghastley @ Aug 14 2013, 01:39 PM)

Don't worry, Yuengling has remarkable regenerative properties, (not to mention making women look pretty,) if you drink enough of it.
You are right! Look at me now!:
http://i434.photobucket.com/albums/qq67/Ma...zps7e077d9e.jpg
mALX
Aug 14 2013, 07:04 PM
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Aug 14 2013, 01:25 PM)

Although, sadly, with age...I'm becoming Riff-Raff's hair twin...

...
mALX
Aug 14 2013, 07:09 PM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 14 2013, 01:28 PM)

QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 14 2013, 01:19 PM)

No. Don't die

Don't worry, Ghastley reminded me I was alive, lol.
King Of Beasts
Aug 15 2013, 07:16 AM
Okay thank god!
I CAN'T SLEEP
Kiln
Aug 15 2013, 08:08 AM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 15 2013, 06:16 AM)

Okay thank god!
I CAN'T SLEEP

Welcome to every single day for me.
McBadgere
Aug 15 2013, 01:08 PM
The wife always complains about being able to drift off to sleep at night...
Fortunately, I'm afflicted by that disease that means my brain rarely troubles me when it's time to go to bye-byes-land - Idiocy...

...
Elisabeth Hollow
Aug 15 2013, 02:24 PM
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Aug 15 2013, 07:08 AM)

The wife always complains about being able to drift off to sleep at night...
Fortunately, I'm afflicted by that disease that means my brain rarely troubles me when it's time to go to bye-byes-land - Idiocy...

...
I must have a rare case of it where I still can't sleep XX
King Of Beasts
Aug 15 2013, 04:27 PM
QUOTE(Kiln @ Aug 15 2013, 03:08 AM)

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 15 2013, 06:16 AM)

Okay thank god!
I CAN'T SLEEP

Welcome to every single day for me.

Me too. Even if I don't get any sleep, as soon as the sun goes down I'm wide awake
mirocu
Aug 15 2013, 04:30 PM
Inspired by McBadgere´s tractor adventures, I decided to take our tractor out for s pin in the woods today. It performed flawlessly and we now have some more timber home to convert into firewood
King Of Beasts
Aug 15 2013, 04:31 PM
You have a tractor?
mirocu
Aug 15 2013, 04:58 PM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 15 2013, 05:31 PM)

You have a tractor?

Of course. Doesn´t everyone?
King Of Beasts
Aug 15 2013, 04:59 PM
Not me
mirocu
Aug 15 2013, 05:02 PM
Maybe McBadgere can lend you one?
King Of Beasts
Aug 15 2013, 05:03 PM
I'm good. I don't need one
mirocu
Aug 15 2013, 05:12 PM
Yeah, you do. If we´re gonna do some
TRACTOR PULLING!!!!!!
King Of Beasts
Aug 15 2013, 05:13 PM
I'm too lazy to go do work
mirocu
Aug 15 2013, 05:18 PM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 15 2013, 06:13 PM)

I'm too lazy to go do work

And I´m too jobless to go to work
King Of Beasts
Aug 15 2013, 05:19 PM
My rent is high though
mirocu
Aug 15 2013, 05:20 PM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 15 2013, 06:19 PM)

My rent is high though

Whose isn´t?!

At least you share rent
King Of Beasts
Aug 15 2013, 05:24 PM
I know. I couldn't make $1,050 to pay rent every month on my own.
mirocu
Aug 15 2013, 05:26 PM
But you do still work at the gas station?
King Of Beasts
Aug 15 2013, 05:27 PM
Yeah. I get minimum wage.
mirocu
Aug 15 2013, 05:36 PM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 15 2013, 06:27 PM)

Yeah. I get minimum wage.
Too bad. They do this everywhere to keep people in control, ya know? Anyway, can´t you get a raise?
King Of Beasts
Aug 15 2013, 05:43 PM
Maybe. We don't make much money anyway. I'll probably ask.
mirocu
Aug 15 2013, 05:46 PM
I want a job too now
King Of Beasts
Aug 15 2013, 05:49 PM
Don't you have some kind of interview soon?
mirocu
Aug 15 2013, 05:57 PM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 15 2013, 06:49 PM)

Don't you have some kind of interview soon?
Nope. I was back at a place this Tuesday, but no luck. And I have nothing else on the horizon either. Everyone say they have plenty of work when I ask them, but they don´t want to hire new people anyway.
That sucks
King Of Beasts
Aug 15 2013, 05:59 PM
They probably don't want to "waste" money paying new people
mirocu
Aug 15 2013, 06:07 PM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 15 2013, 06:59 PM)

They probably don't want to "waste" money paying new people

Precisely. It feels hopeless. If they won´t hire when times are good for them, when the hell will they hire!??
King Of Beasts
Aug 15 2013, 06:11 PM
When they're desperate and needy
Elisabeth Hollow
Aug 15 2013, 09:18 PM
Hey KoB, I was pulling something off a shelf and my hand yanked and I smacked myself, lol
King Of Beasts
Aug 15 2013, 09:19 PM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Aug 15 2013, 04:18 PM)

Hey KoB, I was pulling something off a shelf and my hand yanked and I smacked myself, lol
That happens to me all the time, lol. You alright?
Elisabeth Hollow
Aug 15 2013, 09:23 PM
I'm fine. The post was meant to be funny.
King Of Beasts
Aug 15 2013, 09:24 PM
Okay, lol. So, watcha up to? Lol
Elisabeth Hollow
Aug 15 2013, 09:27 PM
Nada. I think I'm getting sick. I don't like it, lol. What about you?
King Of Beasts
Aug 15 2013, 09:29 PM
I've been sick for the last three days

I drank a can of coca cola, so I'm super hyper. I'm watching the ceiling fan spin while I wait for my chicken nuggets to cook, lol
mALX
Aug 15 2013, 09:35 PM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Aug 15 2013, 04:18 PM)

Hey KoB, I was pulling something off a shelf and my hand yanked and I smacked myself, lol
Elisabeth Hollow
Aug 15 2013, 09:45 PM
I'm fine, mALX :]
mALX
Aug 15 2013, 10:03 PM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Aug 15 2013, 04:45 PM)

I'm fine, mALX :]
Since there are no "black eye" emoticons, I'll go with the cover-up:
King Of Beasts
Aug 15 2013, 10:06 PM
Ahem. I believe there IS a black eye emoticon


If not a bit big
Elisabeth Hollow
Aug 15 2013, 10:11 PM
QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 15 2013, 04:03 PM)

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Aug 15 2013, 04:45 PM)

I'm fine, mALX :]
Since there are no "black eye" emoticons, I'll go with the cover-up:

Clever!
mirocu
Aug 15 2013, 10:11 PM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 15 2013, 11:06 PM)

Ahem. I believe there IS a black eye emoticon


If not a bit big

How the duck did you come up with that one?!
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